Wednesday, April 26, 2017

SLUG MEDINA JUDGE AND LODI SLUMLORD DALE CHASE TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL CREEP!!!

IN A PRIOR POST AT THE BLOG THE BLOGGER REVEALED THAT SLUG MEDINA JUDGE DALE CHASE HAS A SECOND "CAREER" AS A SLUMLORD IN THE VILLAGE OF LODI.  THE BLOGGER REVEALED THAT SLUGLORD CHASE WAS SUCKING MONEY FROM AN ELDERLY 85-YEAR-OLD COUPLE FOR "RENT" IN THE SHITHOLE HE OWED, LOCATED WITHIN LODI VILLAGE PROPER.

READERS CAN REFRESH AT  A PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG CAPTIONED  SLUG MEDINA MUNI JUDGE DALE CHASE EXPOSED AS LODI SLUMLORD! EASILY FOUND AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2017/03/slug-medina-muni-judge-dale-chase.html

THERE IS, HOWEVER, MUCH MORE TO THIS STORY!

THE 85-YEAR-OLD WIFE OF THE SURVIVING SPOUSE OF THIS ELDERLY COUPLE SLIPPED AND FELL IN EITHER THE KITCHEN OR IN THE ADJACENT HALLWAY LEADING TO THE KITCHEN, LEADING TO SEVERE INJURY.

THE KITCHEN WITHIN SLUGLORD CHASE'S HOVEL IS MARKED BY A DOWNWARD SLOPE THE LIKES OF WHICH WOULD BE A RECREATIONAL PARADISE FOR A SKATEBOARDER.

MOREOVER, THE FURNACE VENT, PLACED ON THE FLOOR OF THE ADJACENT HALLWAY, PROTRUDES FROM THE FLOOR BY A GOOD 3/4 INCH, POSING A SAFETY HAZARD, OBVIOUSLY.

WITH THIS BACKDROP, IT IS NOT MUCH A WONDER THAT THIS 85-YEAR-OLD WOMAN SLIPPED AND FELL.

AFTER THE FALL, THIS WOMAN WAS CONVEYED BY AMBULANCE TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE SHE WAS ADMITTED FOR TREATMENT AND OBSERVATION. WHILE CONFINED TO THE HOSPITAL, THE ELDERLY WOMAN PASSED AWAY.

HER GRIEVING SPOUSE WAS LEFT ON HIS OWN, AFTER MORE THAN 60 YEARS OF MARRIAGE.

A LOCAL CONCERNED CITIZEN BECAME INVOLVED AND ASSISTED THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN IN SECURING MUCH-NEEDED MEDICAL TREATMENT AND, AFTER VIEWING THE DEPLORABLE "LIVING" CONDITIONS TO WHICH THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN HAD BEEN SUBJECTED BY BLOOD-SUCKING SLUGLORD DALE CHASE, ASSISTED IN ARRANGING FOR SUITABLE RESIDENTIAL HOUSING FOR THE ELDERLY NEARBY.

THIS IS WHERE THE PLOT THICKENS!

SLUGLORD DALE CHASE HAS THREATENED TO SUE THE GRIEVING 85-YEAR-OLD WIDOWER FOR REFUSING TO PAY THE FINAL MONTH'S RENT AND, GET THIS, ANOTHER MONTH'S RENT FOR FAILING TO GIVE BLOOD-SUCKING SLUGLORD DALE CHASE 30 DAYS NOTICE PRIOR TO VACATING SLUGLORD CHASE'S SHITHOLE!

SLUGLORD DALE CHASE TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL BLOOD-SUCKING CREEP, NO DOUBT!



Friday, April 21, 2017

PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, NAMED CHIEF DUMBASS BY POPULAR ACCLAMATION !!!

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG ARE KEENLY AWARE THAT  THE BLOGGER HAS CHRONICLED THE EXPLOITS OF PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE IN HIS PURSUIT OF BIGFOOT!

READERS WHO HAVE RECENTLY COME TO THIS BLOG SEARCHING FOR REVELATIONS ABOUT MEDINA COUNTY PUBLIC CORRUPTION HAVE SURELY COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE AND CAN FIND PRIOR POSTS ABOUT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S MOST RECENT SASQUATCH HUNT EASILY FOUND AT THE LINKS SHOWN BELOW:

PRELIMINARIES FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SASQUATCH HUNT GOT OFF ON THE WRONG "FOOT" !!! EASILY FOUND AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2016/12/preliminaries-for-weaselpecker-colliers.html
FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SASQUATCH HUNT MARRED BY MISTAKEN IDENTITY ! EASILY FOUND AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2016/12/first-night-of-weaselpecker-colliers.html 
SHOTS FIRED! "WEASELPECKER'S" ACTION PACKED SASQUATCH HUNT COMES TO AN END EASILY FOUND AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2016/12/shots-fired-weaselpeckers-action-packed.html
FALLOUT FROM "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S "MANLY" SASQUATCH HUNT EASILY FOUND AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2017/01/fallout-from-weaselpecker-colliers.html
FOLLOWING THE DISCLOSURES OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S PREVIOUSLY UNBRIDLED PURSUIT OF SASQUATCH, HE HAS ATTRACTED A FOLLOWING OF UNTHINKING, UNINFORMED, AND APATHETIC CITIZEN-VOTERS WHO HAVE FORMED A NEW NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION, THE DEDICATED UNITED MEDINA BROTHERHOOD ACTIVELY SEEKING SASQUATCH.  THIS GROUP IS KNOWN LOCALLY BY ITS ACRONYM DUMBASS!

THE DUMBASS MEMBERSHIP HAS BY CONSENSUS AND POPULAR ACCLAMATION DECLARED PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER THE GROUP'S FEARLESS (HUH?) LEADER, THE CHIEF DUMBASS OF MEDINA COUNTY!

NOW THERE IS A TITLE, CHIEF DUMBASS OF MEDINA COUNTY, THAT BEFITS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER PERFECTLY GIVEN THE FACT THAT HE IS A TOTALLY IGNORANT, CORRUPT, AND COMPLETELY WORTHLESS DOUCHEBAG!




Monday, April 17, 2017

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD ENFORCES THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016, RAIDS EASTER EGG HUNT !!!

STRIKING ANOTHER BLOW FOR JUSTICE, WHILE PONDERING WHETHER OR NOT LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON WAS ACTUALLY MURDERED. THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD, WHOSE MEMBERS ARE AFFECTIONATELY REFERRED TO BY THEIR PEERS AS THE "CHICKENSHITS", HAVE RAIDED AN EASTER EGG HUNT, ARRESTING NO FEWER THAN 14 HEINOUS CRIMINALS, RANGING IN AGE FROM 6 TO 9 YEARS FOR VIOLATIONS OF THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016.

ONE OF THE "CHICKENSHITS," OUTFITTED IN APPROPRIATE DISGUISE (SHOWN BELOW), PENETRATED THE EASTER EGG HUNT AT A LOCAL CHURCH, IN AN UNDERCOVER CAPACITY.  THE CHILDREN PARTICIPATING IN THE EASTER EGG HUNT HAD NO IDEA THAT ONE OF THE THE SHERIFF'S "CHICKENSHITS" WAS HARD AT WORK GATHERING INADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE, IN VIOLATION OF THE FOURTH AMENDMENT TO THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION,  AGAINST THEM.


UNDERCOVER SLEUTHING BY THE SHERIFF'S "CHICKENSHITS" TURNS OUT TO HAVE PAID BIG DIVIDENDS.  THE UNDERCOVER "CHICKENSHITS" QUICKLY SPIED ALL THOSE MULTI-COLORED EGGS DISCRETELY CONCEALED BENEATH TREES AND BUSHES - OBVIOUSLY LAID THERE BY OUTLAWED FREE RANGE CHICKENS.

THE "CHICKENSHITS" SWOOPED IN WHEN THEY RECEIVED A PRE-ARRANGED SIGNAL FROM ONE OF THE UNDERCOVER "CHICKENSHITS," A SIMULATED SQUAWK FROM A CHICKEN IN DISTRESS.

ONE-HALF OF THE "CHICKENSHITS" ROUNDED UP THE YOUTHFUL SCOFFLAWS WHILE THE REMAINING "CHICKENSHITS" ROUNDED UP THE "EVIDENCE," A TOTAL OF 32 MULTI-COLORED EGGS.

IN ADDITION TO CRIMINAL CHARGES OF UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF FREE RANGE CHICKEN EGGS, IN VIOLATION OF THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016, THE SUPERVISING "CHICKENSHIT" CHARGED TWO OF THESE YOUTHFUL OFFENDERS  WITH TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE WHEN THEY WERE SPIED EATING SOME OF THE OUTLAWED FREE RANGE CHICKEN EGGS.

FAMILIES OF THE ARRESTED JUVENILE OFFENDERS IMMEDIATELY ENGAGED THE SERVICES OF DEFENSE ATTORNEYS, WHO IMMEDIATELY LODGED COMPLAINTS WITH PHILANDERING CHICKENSHIT JUDGE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE DESIGNATED CHICKENSHIT JUDGE OF THE CHICKENSHIT DIVISION OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTS.  DEFENSE ATTORNEYS COMPLAINED THAT THE SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD LAUNCHED THE RAID WITHOUT A SEARCH WARRANT AND WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, RELYING ON HIS PREVIOUS INANE RULING IN THE CASE OF THE INNOCENT MAN PROFILED AT THIS BLOG, DISMISSED THE COMPLAINTS OUT OF HAND WITH THE OBSERVATION, "IT'S WHAT THE "CHICKENSHITS" BELIEVED WHEN THEY GOT THERE," RATHER THAN THE OBSERVABLE AND SUPPORTABLE FACTS THAT WOULD PROVIDE AND SUPPORT A FINDING OF PROBABLE CAUSE BY A NEUTRAL AD DETACHED JUDICIAL OFFICER AS REQUIRED BY THE FOURTH AMENDMENT TO THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION.

AS "WEASELPECKER" WROTE IN ONE OF THE 400 OFFENSIVE MESSAGES HE SENT TO THIS BLOG, "THE CONSTITUTION IS NOT THE LAW OR RULES,  JUST GUIDELINES."

THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT DISAGREES WITH THIS IGNORANT DOUCHEBAG!

Thursday, April 13, 2017

WAS LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP BRYON MACRON MURDERED OVER $17 MILLION MISSING FROM COUNTY COFFERS IN FEDERAL TAX EVASION SCHEME INVOLVING INNOVATION PARK AND WHERE BETHANY DENTLER IS OFFERING TO GIVE INNOVATION PARK TO ANY INTERESTED PARTY FOR FREE ???

JUST WHO IS JUGGLING THE MEDINA COUNTY BOOKS, AND WHO HAS BEEN STEALING HOW MUCH MONEY???

THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS LIKELY TO LEAD DIRECTLY TO THE PERSON(S) WHO CAUSED THE MURDER OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.

THE ANSWER, HOWEVER, IS LIKELY WELL BEYOND THE SKILLS AND ABILITIES OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF.

THIS ENTIRE MATTER IS A MORASS OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION, FISCAL MISMANAGEMENT, AT THE VERY LEAST, AND LIKELY GRAFT AND MISAPPROPRIATION OF LOCAL TAXPAYER DOLLARS AND FEDERAL GRANT FUNDS!

JUST WHO IS  BETHANY DENTLER, THE APPARENT DE FACTO "MAYOR AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE" OF MEDINA COUNTY, WHO IS IN NO MANNER OR FORM ACCOUNTABLE TO TAXPAYERS OR ELECTED COUNTY OFFICIALS.  JUST WHAT ARE DENTLER'S AUTHORITIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?  WHY IS DENTLER NOT HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR VAST SUMS OF PUBIC MONIES AT HER DISPOSAL?

HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES?  

THIS MESS IN MEDINA COUNTY GOVERNMENT, FOR WANT OF A MORE APPROPRIATE TERM, IS NOTHING SHORT OF A "CLUSTERFUCK," JUST LIKE THE SHERIFF'S PURPORTED "INVESTIGATION" OF THE HOMICIDE OF MR. MACRON. (APOLOGIES FOR FAILING TO FIND A MORE SUITABLE TERM TO DESCRIBE THE ONGOING CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE WE HAVE ALL COME TO KNOW AS MEDINA COUNTY "GOVERNMENT" - WHEN IT COMES TO PUBLIC CORRUPTION,  MEDINA COMPARES FAVORABLY WITH CUYAHOGA COUNTY.)

AS AN ASIDE, THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE IS INCAPABLE OF SOLVING MR. MACRON'S HOMICIDE WITHOUT GUIDANCE AND ASSISTANCE FROM COMPETENT, EXPERIENCED INVESTIGATORS FROM OUTSIDE MEDINA COUNTY.

DENTLER SEEMS TO BE IN AND AROUND THE CENTER, OR SO IT SEEMS, OF MUCH, BUT NOT ALL, OF QUESTIONABLE FINANCIAL DEALINGS IN MEDINA COUNTY, PARTICULARLY WHERE PUBLIC FUNDS ARE CONCERNED.  IMAGINE THAT!  

JUST WHO UNELECTED "OFFICIALS" ARE ACTUALLY RUNNING MEDINA COUNTY "GOVERNMENT" AND WHERE DID THAT AUTHORITY COME FROM?  CERTAINLY NOT THE CITIZENS OF THE COUNTY!

IN THE FUTURE INSTALLMENTS OF THIS BLOG WE WILL EXAMINE WHERE $17 MILLION OF PUBLIC FUNDS HAS GONE AND JUST WHO IS, OR IS NOT, ACCOUNTABLE!

Friday, April 7, 2017

AUTOPSY REPORT REVEALS LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE MURDERED; MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE URGES CITIZENS TO SUBMIT ANY TIPS TO SHERIFF'S SATELLITE OFFICE AT DUNKIN DONUTS !!!

THE MEDINA GASSETTE, WHERE "NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS," FOLLOWED THE LEAD OF REAL MEDIA OUTLETS AND PUBLISHED REPORTS OF THE PRELIMINARY AUTOPSY REPORT OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.

CLEVELAND MEDINA OUTLET WKYC SUED MEDINA COUNTY FOR THE RIGHT, PER THE OHIO REVISED CODE, TO REVIEW THE REPORT.  PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY JUDGE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER CONDUCTED ONE OF HIS INFAMOUS "HEARINGS" AND "RULED" IN FAVOR OF WKYC.  "WEASELPECKER'S" RULING COMES AS QUITE A SURPRISE DUE TO THE FACT THAT, AS A CUSTOMARY MATTER, HE RARELY RULES IN ACCORD WITH THE LAW AND NEVER DOES THE RIGHT THING.

"WEASELPECKER" APPARENTLY FEARED AN OUT-OF-COUNTY MEDINA OUTLET WHO COULD AND WOULD DIG INTO HIS SORDID BACKGROUND AND DISCOVER HIS ILLICIT SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER'S CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAN SQUEEZE.  "WEASELPECKER" HAS NOT CONCERN THAT THE THE MEDIA GASSETTE WILL PUBLISH ANY ACCURATE AND TRUTHFUL INFORMATION ABOUT HIM, PRINCIPALLY BECAUSE HE HAS THREATENED TO SUE IF THEY DO!

ACCORDING TO REAL MEDIA REPORTS, MACRON SUSTAINED STAB WOUNDS TO THE NECK AND ARMS, BUT HIS AIRWAY IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN CLEAR OF DEBRIS AND WATER, SUGGESTING THAT DROWNIG WAS NEITHER THE CAUSE OR MANNER OF DEATH.  REAL MEDIA REPORTS DO NOT INCLUDE ANY MORE SPECIFIC DETAILS LIKE WHETHER MR. MACRON SUSTAINED ANY DEFENSIVE WOUNDS IN A STRUGGLE.

THE RELEASE OF THE AUTOPSY  REPORTS ANSWERS SOME QUESTIONS, BUT RAISES MANY MORE!

WHERE'S THE MURDER WEAPON?  READERS MAY WISH TO CONSIDER THIS A TIP FOR SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES: LOOK FOR THE MURDER WEAPON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE IN THE VICINITY OF THE OPEN WATER WHERE THE BODY WAS DEPOSITED!  THIS IS NOT EXACTLY ROCKET SCIENCE.  A LITTLE COMMON SENSE WILL DO QUITE NICELY IN THIS REGARD.  SIMPLY SUMMON THE SHERIFF'S "DIVE TEAM" FROM DUNKIN DONUTS AND INSTRUCT  THEM TO DO A LITTLE SWIMMING.  IT'S REALLY NOT THAT COLD!

WHY DID THE SHERIFF BAR THE LAFAYETTE FIRE CHIEF FROM SEARCHING THE OPEN WATER OF CHIPPEWA LAKE ON THE DATE OF THE MURDER?  WAS IT SIMPLY SHEER STUPIDITY (YOU CAN EVER RULE THIS OUT WHEN CONSIDERING THE ACTIONS OF THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT), OR WAS THERE SOMETHING MORE SINISTER AT WORK?  FBI AGENTS MAY EVENTUALLY FIGURE THIS OUT IN DUE COURSE,

WHAT ABOUT INNOVATION PARK?  ALONGSIDE THE ARTICLE ABOUT MR. MACRON'S AUTOPSY REPORT, THE MEDINA GASSETTE PUBLISHED A FEEL-GOOD ARTICLE ABOUT HOW MEDINA COUNTY IS PREPARED TO CEDE 8 ACRES OF INNOVATION PARK, A BOONDOGGLE OF THE HIGHEST ORDER, TO LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP WHERE, COINCIDENTALLY OR NOT, MR. MACRON WAS A TRUSTEE.

DID MR. MACRON LEARN OF FISCAL IRREGULARITIES IN THE "TRANSFER" AND WAS HE PREPARED TO BLOW THE WHISTLE?  

WHAT DID MR. MACRON KNOW AND WHO OR WHAT WAS HE PREPARED TO EXPOSE?

INNOVATION PARK, IT IS SAID, WAS DEVELOPED USING FEDERAL GRANT MONEY (UNCONFIRMED).  IF SO, DID MR. MACRON STUMBLE UPON INFORMATION THAT MEDINA COUNTY'S FIBER OPTIC NETWORK (ANOTHER GIGANTIC FLOP) IS REPORTEDLY BEING OPERATED WITHIN THE ONLY FACILITIES LOCATED IN INNOVATION PARK, SPECIFICALLY AKRON UNIVERSITY BUILDINGS?

IF IT IS TRUE THAT THE FIBER OPTIC NETWORK (THE OWNERSHIP  OF WHICH IS REALLY CLOUDED BY A NUMBER OF QUASI-GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATIONS [MEDINA COUNTY DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION] NOT RESPONSIBLE TO THE CITIZENRY WITH NO OVERSIGHT AND NO PUBLICLY AVAILABLE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS), DOES THE OPERATION OF THE FIBER OPTIC NETWORK ON THE PREMISES OF THE AKRON UNIVERSITY CONSTITUTE A BREACH OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF FEDERAL GRANT(S)?

A COUPLE OF MILLION DOLLARS IN GRANT MONEY, SOME OF WHICH WAS LIKELY MISAPPROPRIATED (AFTER ALL, THIS IS MEDINA COUNTY - OTHERWISE KNOWN AS CUYAHOGA COUNTY, SOUTH) WOULD SEEM TO PROVIDE A MOTIVE FOR MURDER.  PEOPLE HAVE KILLED FOR MUCH LESS!

WHAT ABOUT THOSE TRACKS ACROSS THE ICE AND SNOW ON CHIPPEWA LAKE  LEADING TO OPEN WATER THAT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE FAILED TO "OBSERVE?" MR. MACRON IS DESCRIBED AS WEIGHING 290 POUNDS!

READERS CAN BE ASSURED THAT THE OFFENDER(S) DIDN'T JUST HEAVE MR. MACRON'S BODY INTO THE CENTER OF CHIPPEWA LAKE FROM THE PARKING LOT WHERE HIS VEHICLE WAS RECOVERED.  IT LIKELY REQUIRED TWO OFFENDERS TO CONVEY THE BODY TO THE CENTER OF THE LAKE, UNLESS ONE PARTICULARLY POWERFUL OFFENDER SIMPLY DRAGGED THE BODY ACROSS THE SNOW AND ICE COVERED LAKE.  IF SO, WHAT ABOUT THE DRAG MARKS AND BLOOD TRAIL?

SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN DENMARK . . . ACTUALLY IN MEDINA COUNTY!

ACCORDING TO PUBLISHED REPORTS, THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT IS SOLICITING INFORMATION AND TIPS ABOUT THE PSYCHOPATH(S) WHO MURDERED MR. MACRON.

CITIZENS CAN SUBMIT TIPS TO THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S PERSONNEL AT DUNKIN DONUTS!


Tuesday, April 4, 2017

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF APPEALS TO OHIO DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS FOR COSTS INCURRED ENFORCING THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016

RECENT LATE BREAKING NEWS FROM COLUMBUS REVEALS THE GARY MOHR, THE DIRECTOR OF THE OHIO DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS ANNOUNCED A RECENT PROGRAM TO COMPENSATE OHIO COUNTIES IN THE AMOUNT OF $23.00 PER EACH INDIVIDUAL A COUNTY SENTENCES TO COMMUNITY CONTROL RATHER THAN SENTENCING AN INDIVIDUAL TO PRISON.  THE INITIATIVE IS DESIGNED TO CUT THE COSTS OF MAINTAINING THE PRISON SYSTEM AND TO REDUCE THE NUMBER OF INMATES IN THE CUSTODY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS.

IN THE BLOGGER'S ESTIMATION, THIS IS A GOOD START, BUT THE INITIATIVE DOESN'T GO QUITE FAR ENOUGH. THE PREFERABLE CHANGE WOULD BE TO BILL EACH OHIO COUNTY FOR THE COSTS BORNE TO THE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS FOR EACH AND EVERY INMATE A COUNTY SHIPS OFF TO PRISON.

THAT SYSTEM WOULD SEE A DRASTIC REDUCTION OF IMPRISONMENT FOR ALL OF THE INDIVIDUALS CONVICTED IN CHICKENSHIT CASES IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM THAT MORONS LIKE PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER DELIGHT IN SENDING TO PRISON AFTER DEPRIVING THEM OF THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS AND FAIR TRIALS.

SPEAKING OF CHICKENSHIT, THE RECENT INITIATIVE BY THE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS HAS SPURRED THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF (WHO LACKS THE CAPACITY TO FOLLOW FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW) TO APPLY TO THE OHIO DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS FOR REIMBURSEMENT OF THE COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH THE ENFORCEMENT OF RECENTLY ENACTED LEGISLATION, THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2106.

FOR READERS UNFAMILIAR WITH THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016, READERS MAY REFER TO A PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG CAPTIONED 2016 OHIO LEGISLATIVE HIGHLIGHTS: FREE RANGE CHICKENS BANNED! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2017/01/2016-ohio-legislative-highlights-free.html FOR COMPLETE INFORMATION.

SUBSEQUENT TO THE PASSAGE OF THE ACT, THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF HAS FORMED A NEW UNIT, THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT CHICKENSHIT SQUAD, AN ELITE GROUP OF PERSONNEL, KNOWN SIMPLY TO THEIR COMRADES AS THE "CHICKENSHITS."

THE SHERIFF'S "CHICKENSHITS" HAVE BEEN SCOURING THE HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS OF MEDINA COUNTY, KEEPING COUNTY RESIDENTS SAFE BY SCOOPING UP ALL OF THOSE FELONIOUS FREE RANGE CHICKENS AND GATHERING CHICKEN DROPPINGS AS EVIDENCE OF THE VIOLATIONS OF LAW BY FREE RANGE CHICKENS.

NOW ALL OF THAT EVIDENCE HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE FOR TESTING TO ASSURE THAT THE CHICKEN DROPPINGS ARE TRULY CHICKEN DROPPINGS, AS OPPOSED TO DROPPINGS FROM DUCKS OR GEESE OR OTHER BIRDS OF THE AIR.

THE SHERIFF'S "CHICKENSHIT SQUAD", EXERCISING FASTIDIOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL, NOT NORMALLY FOUND AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE, BAG AND TAG THE ALLEGED CHICKENSHIT AND DAILY TRANSPORT THE "EVIDENCE" TO THE BCI LABORATORY IN RICHFIELD, WITH LIGHTS FLASHING AND SIRENS WAILING.

MEMBERS OF THE "CHICKENSHIT SQUAD" TURN THE CHICKEN DROPPINGS OVER, HAND-TO-HAND, TO BCI AGENT RICHARD "DICK" WARNER WHO HAS BEEN REASSIGNED FROM TASTE-TESTING OLD RAPE KITS IN CUYAHOGA COUNTY TO TASTE-TESTING CHICKEN DROPPINGS GATHERED UP BY THE SHERIFF'S "CHICKENSHITS."

"DICK" WARNER HAS BECOME SO POPULAR WITH MEMBERS OF THE "CHICKENSHIT SQUAD" THAT THEY CONSIDER HIM TO BE JUST ANOTHER "CHICKENSHIT."

THE SHERIFF HAS INCURRED ADDITIONAL EXPENSE BY QUARANTINING THE SEIZED CHICKENS, HENS AND ROOSTERS, AT THE POPEYE'S CHICKEN RESTAURANT LOCATED IN WESTFIELD CENTER.

AS NOTED IN A PRIOR POST AT HIS BLOG, CITED ABOVE, PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS THE CHICKENSHIT JUDGE OF THE CHICKENSHIT DIVISION OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTS AND HANDLES EVEN MORE CHICKENSHIT CASES THAN HIS NORMAL CASE LOAD.

RECENTLY, HOWEVER, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS COME UNDER FIRE FOR SENTENCING HENS TO DEATH  WHILE SPARING ROOSTERS THE SAME FATE, SENTENCING THEM TO PROBATION AND FOR ADOPTION BY INMATES AT THE MEDINA COUNTY JAIL.  "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, IN HIS OWN DEFENSE, IS QUOTED AS SAYING, "THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME WITH DOGS. WHY NOT CHICKENS?"

"WEASELPECKER" FAILS TO GRASP THE GRAVITY OF THE CRITICISM. AS POINTED OUT IN A PRIOR POST AT THE BLOG, CAPTIONED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SLIPS A LITTLE COCK TO HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) FOR VALENTINE'S DAY ! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2017/02/weaselpecker-collier-slips-little-cock.html ,
"WEASELPECKER" IS A CONFIRMED "ROOSTER (COCK) SUCKER"  WITH A DEFINITE PREFERENCE FOR COCKS. 

PETA (PEOPLE FOR ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS) HAS LODGED A FORMAL PROTEST AND ADOPTED THE POSITION THAT A CONFIRMED "ROOSTER (COCK) SUCKER" SHOULD BE BARRED FROM SENTENCING HENS TO EXECUTION AT POPEYE'S CHICKEN RESTAURANT!

Friday, March 31, 2017

PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY ! HAZMAT AND PARANORMAL TEAMS CALLED IN TO INVESTIGATE EVIDENCE OF PARANORMAL ACTIVITY AT THE MEDINA COUTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION !

THE MEDINA COUNTY EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY, MANAGED BY SOME UNQUALIFIED POLITICAL APPOINTEE WHO LIKELY KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT MANAGING AN EMERGENCY, HAS DECLARED A PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY.

IT SEEMS THAT CUSTODIAL STAFF AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION HAVE ENCOUNTERED THE REEMERGENCE OF PECKER TRACKS IN THE CHAMBERS OF PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEAELPECKER" COLLIER AFTR A LONG HIATUS OF SUCH SIGHTINGS.

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL THAT MORE THAN 2 YEARS AGO THE BLOGGER REPORTED THE EMERGENCE OF PECKER TRACKS ON "WEASELPECKER'S" DESK IN HIS CHAMBERS AT HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.  READERS MAY REFRESH AT A PRIOR MARCH 2, 2015 POST AT THIS BLOG CAPTIONED

WILDLIFE OFFICERS ON HIGH ALERT ! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/03/wildlife-officers-on-high-alert.html


MUCH WATER HAS GONE OVER THE DAM IN THE INTERVENING TWO YEARS, INCLUDING THE FACT THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER REPLACED, TEMPORARILY AT LEAST, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY WITH HIS "OFFICIAL ASSISTANT COURT REPORTER.

MORE RECENTLY, HOWEVER, GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER'S" CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, HAS APPARENTLY "RESUMED" HER OFFICIAL DUTIES "UNDER" "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

COINCIDENTALLY, PECKER TRACKS HAVE MYSTERIOUSLY REAPPEARED IN "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS.

RECENTLY, CUSTODIAL STAFF ENCOUNTERED ANOTHER SERIES OF PECKER TRACKS ACROSS THE SURFACE OF "WEASELPECKER'S" DESK, ALONG WITH A QUANTITY OF AN UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE THAT HAD POOLED ON A DEFENSE BRIEF.  NO HARM DONE THERE AS FAR AS THE DEFENSE BRIEF IS CONCERNED. "WEASELPECKER" NEVER READS THEM ANYWAY, AS IF HE CAN READ AT ALL.

THE MANAGER OF BUILDING SERVICES WAS CALLED TO THE SCENE AND, AFTER A BRIEF INSPECTION, IMMEDIATELY CALLED IN HAZMAT AND PARANORMAL TEAMS TO INVESTIGATE, WHILE QUARANTINING KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

AFTER COLLECTING SPECIMEN SAMPLES, THE PARANORMAL TEAM IDENTIFIED THE RECOVERED SUBSTANCE AS ECTOPLASM, A MYSTERIOUS SUBSTANCE SOMEHOW RELATED TO GHOSTLY APPARITIONS.

THE INTERVIEW OF A RENOWNED BRITISH PARANORMAL EXPERT, BELOW, EXPOUNDS THE MATTER OF ECTOPLASM.


ONE THING IS CERTAIN, "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS CAN BE REALLY SPOOKY . . . AND STICKY AS WELL!