Monday, August 31, 2015

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE GODFATHER OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME, INTENDS TO RAISE YOUR TAXES TO PAY FOR HIS SCREW-UPS AND QUESTIONABLE TACTICS

THE BLOGGER HAS LEARNED FROM AN INFORMED SOURCE, THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME , IS PREPARED TO RAISE YOUR REAL ESTATE TAXES TO PAY FOR HIS UNETHICAL, UNLAWFUL PRACTICES AND HIS SCREW-UPS.

"GODFATHER" HOEMAN IS SAID TO HAVE INFORMED A LIMITED NUMBER OF OTHER "PUBLIC OFFICIALS" THAT MEDINA COUNTY IS UNDER-INSURED AND WILL BE UNABLE TO MEET ITS FINANCIAL OBLIGATIONS ARISING FROM LAWSUITS FILED AGAINST THE COUNTY DUE AND OWING TO HOEMAN'S UNETHICAL AND UNLAWFUL PRACTICES AND HIS SCREW-UPS (TYPICAL OF A THIRD-RATE, LOWLIFE, LOW-RENT, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SCUMBAGE ATTORNEY).

AS HOEMAN SEES IT, THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THIS FINANCIAL CONUNDRUM IS TO RAISE YOUR PROPERTY TAXES !!!

NOW, FROM "GODFATHER" HOEMAN'S PERSPECTIVE, IT IS REALLY HANDY TO HAVE A JUDGE IN YOUR POCKET.  THAT TACTIC HAS BEEN HANDED DOWN THROUGH THE GENERATIONS IN ORGANIZED CRIME ENTERPRISES.

IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE TO READERS OF THIS BLOG THAT "GODFATHER" HOEMAN THAT HE HAS HAD A LAPDOG JUDGE, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, IN HIS POCKET FOR YEARS.

"GODFATHER" HOEMAN IS REPORTED TO HAVE SAID THAT PHILANDERING "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS PREPARED TO ISSUE ONE OF HIS INFAMOUS "ORDERS" RAISING YOUR PROPERTY TAXES  WITH THE SNAP OF HOEMAN'S FINGERS.

THIS IS A VERY REAL AND TANGIBLE RESULT OF THE CORRUPTION ENDEMIC IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM, WHERE MONEY AND POWER ARE THE CONTROLLING CURRENCY!


 

Friday, August 28, 2015

A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME, VIOLATING HIS "ETHICAL" OBLIGATIONS

IN A RECENT POST AT THIS BLOG, READERS WERE SHOWN THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME , LIED TO THE MEDIA WHEN HE FABRICATED A STORY THAT ERIC WARFEL "BURIED THE CORPSE OF HIS DECEASED 3 YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER UNDER A MOUNTAIN OF GARBAGE TO CONCEAL THE ODOR OF DECOMPOSITION."

HOEMAN'S SCHEME UNRAVELED WHEN THE OFFICERS WHO RESPONDED TO THE SCENE AND CONDUCTED THE PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATION DISPUTED HOEMAN'S ACCOUNT AND INFORMED A REPORTER THAT HOEMAN MADE THAT UP.

THERE WAS NO GARBAGE FOUND IN THE CRIB WITH THE CHILD'S BODY!  THE ONLY REAL GARBAGE IN THIS CASE IS HOEMAN'S OUTRIGHT LIES TO THE PUBLIC, WHICH HE MADE WITH THE DELIBERATE INTENT TO PREJUDICE MR. WARFEL AND DENY HIM A FAIR TRIAL (NOT THAT THERE IS EVER A FAIR TRIAL GIVEN TO ANY DEFENDANT IN THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, RAILROAD STATION, AND BROTHEL).

THE AMERICAN BAR ASSOCIATION (ABA) HAS FORMULATED A SERIES OF MODEL "ETHICAL" RULES WITH WHICH ETHICAL PROSECUTORS ARE EXPECTED TO COMPLY. (HOEMAN, WHO IS THE MOST UNETHICAL PROSECUTOR THE BLOGGER HAS ENCOUNTERED IN 30 YEARS OF FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE, EXEMPTS HIMSELF FROM ANY ADHERENCE TO ETHICAL OBLIGATIONS, JUST LIKE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER).

PRESENTED BELOW IS ABA MODEL RULE 3.6(a) :


A lawyer who is participating or has participated in the investigation or litigation of a matter shall not make an extrajudicial statement that the lawyer knows or reasonably should know will be disseminated by means of public communication and will have a substantial likelihood of materially prejudicing an adjudicative proceeding in the matter

THERE IS NO QUESTION THAT HOEMAN VIOLATED THIS RULE WHEN HE  LIED TO THE MEDIA WITH THE EXPRESS INTENT TO PREJUDICE ERIC WARFEL.

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME , HAS ONCE AGAIN SHOWN HIMSELF TO BE NO MORE THAN A LOW-RENT, LOWLIFE, BOTTOM-FEEDING SCUMBAG!
 
  

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

SPEAKING OF PERVERTS . . .

IT IS PERFECTLY CLEAR TO ALL THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, IS PROTECTING COUNTY AUDITOR MIKE "THE PERVE" KOVACK.  THE HOEMAN/BAXTER TEAM GAVE "THE PERVE" A SWEETHEART DEAL, PERMITTING HIM TO PLEAD GUILTY TO AN OFFENSE EQUIVALENT TO JAYWALKING AND PLACING HIM ON A "DIVERSION PROGRAM."

IF KOVACK ISN'T CAUGHT JAYWALKING AGAIN FOR A FULL YEAR, WE'LL ALL JUST FORGET THAT "THE PERVE" WAS CONDUCTING HIS REAL ESTATE BUSINESS FROM HIS COUNTY OFFICE AND THAT HE WAS UNLAWFULLY USING HIS MEDINA COUNTY COMPUTER TO RUN THE POLITICAL CAMPAIGN OF JOAN HELLER, HIS OWN POLITICAL CAMPAIGN, TO MAINTAIN A SPREADSHEET OF ALL THOSE HOT BABES FROM MATCH.COM HE WAS DATING, AS WELL AS DOWNLOADING TONS OF PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS.

READERS MAY RECALL THAT, WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT ALL THE PORN FOUND ON HIS MEDINA COUNTY COMPUTER, MIKE "THE PERVE" KOVACK OFFERED NO LESS THAN THREE CONFLICTING ANSWERS:

(A)  KOVACK'S 11 YEAR-OLD SON DID IT!
(B)  POPEYE, KOVACK'S ROOMMATE AT A NAVAL TRAINING SESSION, DID IT!
(C)  WHAT PORNOGRAPHY?

DOES ANYONE SEE A PROBLEM WITH THESE CONFLICTING ANSWERS?

THE NEXT ISSUE IS WHETHER KOVACK IS REALLY A PERVERT. WELL, THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED RELIABLE INFORMATION THAT A SUBSTANTIAL QUANTITY OF PORNOGRAPHY THAT OVERLOADED KOVACK'S MEDINA COMPUTER CONSISTED OF PHOTOS OF "CHICKS WITH DICKS".

IT IS THE PERSONAL OPINION OF THE BLOGGER THAT ANYONE WHO HAS AN INORDINATE FASCINATION AND OBSESSION WITH "CHICKS WITH DICKS"  HAS GOT TO BE A REALLY WEIRD DUDE, IN OTHER WORDS, A PERVERT.

THAT NOW LEADS TO THE QUESTION WHETHER CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, IS PROTECTING MIKE "THE PERVE" KOVACK ONLY BECAUSE HE IS A MEMBER OF HOEMAN'S ONGOING CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE.

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT HOEMAN AND KOVACK SHARE SIMILAR INTERESTS ASIDE FROM THEIR CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE?  YOU BE THE JUDGE!

SHOWN BELOW IS A REALLY STRANGE PHOTO OF "GODFATHER" DINO HOEMAN TAKEN FROM HIS OWN SELF-SERVING WEBSITE:

NOTICE THE POSSUM-LIKE GRIN ON HOEMAN'S FACE!

WHAT YOU SEE IS HOEMAN, LIKELY STANDING BESIDE KOVACK, IN THE STAIRWELL OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, RAILROAD STATION & BORDELLO, LOOKING UP THE STAIRS TRYING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE UNDER THE SKIRTS OF WOMEN TRAVERSING THE STAIRS.

BIRDS OF THE FEATHER!

Monday, August 24, 2015

CORRUPT MEDINA PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME, TAINTS THE JURY POOL, AS USUAL

THERE HAS BEEN A TRAGIC STORY RECENTLY IN THE NEWS THAT A MEDINA MAN HAS LEFT THE CORPSE OF A DECEASED 3 YEAR-OLD IN HER CRIB.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME, HAS CHOSEN TO MISREPRESENT THE FACTS OF THIS CASE TO THE MEDIA, JUST LIKE HE AND HIS ASS ATTORNEYS DO DAILY IN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

"GODFATHER" HOEMAN CHOSE TO MISREPRESENT TO THE MEDIA THAT ERIC WARFEL, THE FATHER OF THE DECEASED CHILD, "PILED MOUNTAINS OF GARBAGE IN THE CRIB OF THE DECEASED CHILD, THUS BURYING THE CHILD UNDER THE MOUNTAINS OF GARBAGE, TO CONCEAL THE ODOR OF DECOMPOSITION."

THAT WAS NOTHING SHORT OF BULLSHIT FROM HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, WHICH DINO PUT OUT SO AS TO TAINT THE JURY POOL AGAINST WARFEL IN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S COURTROOM #1, AS IF "WEASELPECKER" HAD ANY INCLINATION AT ALL TO GIVE WARFEL A FAIR TRIAL.

"WEASELPECKER" MIGHT SOME DAY CONSIDER GIVING SOME POOR GUY A FAIR TRIAL . . .  ON THE SAME DAY THAT HELL FREEZES OVER!

WELL, SOME ENTERPRISING REPORTER (NOT FROM THE MEDINA GASSETTE) DECIDED TO SPEAK WITH THE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS WHO RESPONDED TO THE SCENE TO INVESTIGATE THE REPORT OF THE DECEASED CHILD.

WHEN QUESTIONED AS TO HOEMAN'S CLAIMS THAT THE CORPSE OF THE CHILD WAS BURIED IN GARBAGE, THE OFFICER REPLIED, "THAT'S BULLSHIT!  HOEMAN MADE ALL THAT UP!"

WHEN LATER CONFRONTED BY THE SAME REPORTER, AND FACED WITH THE OFFICER'S ACTUAL ASSESSMENT OF THE SCENE, HOEMAN ADMITTED HE HAD LIED TO THE MEDIA!

HOEMAN REMAINS TRUE TO HIS PERSONAL MOTTO, "LIE A LITTLE. LIE A LOT. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?"

WARFEL'S ATTORNEY WOULD BE WELL ADVISED TO SEEK A CHANGE OF VENUE BASED UPON HOEMAN'S DELIBERATE PUBLIC MISREPRESENTATIONS PERTAINING TO THIS CASE.

AS AN ADDITIONAL BENEFIT, A CHANGE OF VENUE WILL PREVENT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HIS COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY FROM MATERIALLY ALTERING HIS TRANSCRIPTS!

Friday, August 21, 2015

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER VAINLY ATTEMPTS TO CREATE THE FALSE IMPRESSION OF "AVOID[ING] THE IMPRESSION OF FURTHER IMPROPRIETY"

ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS MADE A FAILED ATTEMPT AT DAMAGE CONTROL.  IN ORDER TO "AVOID THE APPEARANCE OF FURTHER IMPROPRIETY," AND TEMPORARILY REPLACED HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TOOK THIS DRASTIC ACTION ONLY AFTER THE BLOGGER PRESENTED PROOF OF HIS LONGSTANDING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

'WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BROUGHT HIS "ASSISTANT COURT REPORTER" INTO KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 TO "RECORD" PROCEEDINGS. WHICH HE WILL STILL ALTER AT A LATER DATE BY AND THROUGH THE "SERVICES" OF "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, THE OWNER-OPERATOR OF MEDINA COURT REPORTERS, INC.

SHOWN BELOW IS A RECENT BILLING FOR COURT STENOGRAPHIC SERVICES IN A RECENT HEARING IN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1:





READERS CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT THE INDECIPHERABLE SIGNATURE DOES NOT COMPARE WITH GARRITY'S.

TAXPAYERS WILL GET A BREAK HERE.  IT  IS UNLIKELY THAT "WEASELPECKER" WILL PERMIT HIS "ASSISTANT COURT REPORTER" TO FALSELY BI;LL TAXPAYERS FOR "STENOGRAPHIC SERVICES" NEVER PERFORMED, A "COURTESY" THAT "WEASELPECKER" EXTENDED TO HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY, ALL AT TAXPAYERS' EXPENSE.

IT IS CLEAR THAT WE, THE TAXPAYERS, HAVE BEEN SUBSIDIZING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S LONGSTANDING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP  WITH DONNA "HAVE IT YOU WAY" GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER'S" OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS).

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ISN'T FOOLING ANYONE WITH THIS THINLY VEILED CHARADE!

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

WHERE'S WALDO?

MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE'S DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS)?

MORE THAN LIKELY, GARRITY IS HIDING BEHIND, OR MORE LIKELY UNDER, "WEASELPECKER'S" BLACK ROBES, RENDERING HER USUAL AND CUSTOMARY "SERVICE" TO WEASELPECKER.

IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ISSUE FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME.

SHOWN BELOW IS THE SWORN AFFIDAVIT OF MR. GREGG DEPEW, ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME ORCHESTRATED BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME.

IT WOULD APPEAR THAT HOEMAN & HIS JAGOFF ATTORNEY-ACCOMPLICES EXECUTED A SCHEME TO LOOT AND PILLAGE THE ESTATE OF MR. DEPEW'S DECEASED FATHER, ESSENTIALLY ROBBING HIS GRAVE.  QUITE AN HONORABLE DEN OF THIEVES, DON'T YOU THINK?

PERHAPS A REVIEW OF MR. DEPEW'S SWORN AFFIDAVIT WILL SHED SOME LIGHT ON SOME OF THE PLAYERS IN THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME:





YOU, THE READER, CAN EASILY SEE THAT "WEASELPECKER'S" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY HAS PLAYED AN INTEGRAL PART IN THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME AND OTHER NEFARIOUS SCHEMES FORMULATED BY THE ORGANIZED CRIME FAMILY LEAD BY THE "GODFATHER," CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN.

IN MAY 2015, MR. DEPEW SENT A LETTER TO GARRITY REQUESTING HER TO FURNISH HIM WITH THE COMPLETE 92-PAGE TRANSCRIPT OF THE HEARING BEFORE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHICH HOEMAN WHITTLED AWAY TO 16 PAGES. TO DATE, GARRITY HAS NEITHER FURNISHED MR. DEPEW WITH THE COMPLETE 92-PAGE TRANSCRIPT, NOR HAS SHE EVEN ACKNOWLEDGED MR. DEPEW'S LETTER.

PERHAPS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, AN INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED MOPE, IS READING GARRITY'S MAIL FOR HER AND HAS NOT YET FINISHED READING THE FIRST PAGE OF THE LETTER CONTAINING ALL THOSE BIG WORDS LIKE "THE," OR "IT," AND PARTICULARLY "TRANSCRIPT."

Friday, August 14, 2015

ASPCA INVESTIGATES REPORTS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN CHOKING HIS CHICKEN !

THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED INFORMATION THAT THE ASPCA IS INVESTIGATING REPORTS THAT ILLEGITIMATE LAPDOG MEDINA "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN CHOKING HIS CHICKEN.

APPARENTLY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS ACQUIRED A PET CHICKEN THAT HE'S  NAMED "JOHNSON."  IT IS REPORTED THAT "WEASELPECKER" TAKES HIS "JOHNSON" WITH HIM WHEREVER HE GOES, INCLUDING IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURHOUSE. MOSQUE & RAILROAD STATION.

ONE WOULD THINK THAT ANIMALS OF ANY SORT, EXCEPT PERHAPS SERVICE DOGS, WOULD BE BARRED FROM THE COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE & RAILROAD STATION.  IT REMAINS UNKNOWN HOW "WEASELPECKER" IS ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT.

PERHAPS HE JUST STUFFS HIS "JOHNSON" INTO HIS SHORTS TO GAIN ENTRY TO THE BUILDING, BUT LIKELY RELEASES HIS "JOHNSON" FROM HIS SHORTS WHEN HE IS SAFELY ENSCONCED IN HIS CHAMBERS WITH HIS COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE,.FOR HIS MORNING "DE-BRIEFING"

THE ASPCA HAS RECEIVED ANONYMOUS REPORTS THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN OBSERVED CHOKING HIS CHICKEN ("JOHNSON") WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY FONDLING HIS BALLS DURING COURT PROCEEDINGS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.  See prior post at this blog captioned LAPDOG COLLIER SEEN FONDLING HIS BALLS AT GOLF OUTING !!! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2013/09/lapdog-collier-seen-fondling-his-balls.html

IN FACT, OBSERVERS REPORT THAT "WEASELPECKER" HAS BEEN SEEN TO CHOKE HIS CHICKEN ("JOHNSON") SO FURIOUSLY DURING COURT PROCEEDINGS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 THAT HIS EYEBALLS ARE SAID TO HAVE ROLLED BACK INTO HIS HEAD AS HE EMITTED AN AUDIBLE GASP.

THE ASPCA INTENDS TO PUT A STOP TO THESE VERY PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF ANIMAL ABUSE.

THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER! RESEARCH HAS SHOWN THAT INDIVIDUALS WHO ENGAGE IN ANIMAL ABUSE AND DIRECT THEIR PERVERSE CRUELTY TO VARIOUS HARMLESS ANIMALS, AND THIS INCLUDES PERVERTS WHO CHOKE THEIR CHICKENS, ARE MORE INCLINED TO BECOME SERIAL KILLERS THAN THE NORMAL POPULATION.

THE BLOGGER IS QUITE CERTAIN THAT "ROSEY PALM"QUIST AND HIS FIVE SISTERS, OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR &PICKPOCKET ASSN., SUPPORT THE FINDINGS OF THIS RESEARCH.

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL, THE BLOGGER REVEALED THE LONGSTANDING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HIS PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

SINCE THAT BLOCKBUSTER REVELATION, "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" HAS MADE EVERY ATTEMPT TO KEEP HIS SORDID LONGSTANDING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP ON THE DOWNLOW.

EVEN SO, THAT HAS NOT PREVENTED "WEASELPECKER" AND GARRITY FROM EXHCHANGING GIFTS AT THE HOLIDAYS.  See prior post at this blog captioned IT MUST WORK! LOOK AT LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2014/12/it-must-work-look-at-lapdog-publius.html

IT MAY VERY WELL BE THAT "WEASELPECKER" IS CHOKING HIS CHICKEN ("JOHNSON") OUT OF FRUSTRATION THAT HE HAS NOT HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO HOOK UP WITH GARRITY SO EASILY SINCE THEIR SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN PUBLICLY EXPOSED..

"WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY IS NOT IN THE CLEAR.  IN FACT, ASPCA INVESTIGATORS SUSPECT THAT MORE THAN ONCE, UNDER THE COVER OF NIGHT, "WEASELPECKER" HAS SLID OVER TO GARRITY'S HOUSE  WHERE BOTH HAVE CHOKED HIS CHICKEN ("JOHNSON").

WHILE ASPCA INVESTIGATORS HAVE CONDUCTED COVERT SURVEILLANCE, THEY HAVE YET TO CONFIRM THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HIS MISTRESS, PARAMOUR, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY STEAL AWAY DURING BUSINESS HOURS TO CHOKE "WEASELPECKER'S" CHICKEN ("JOHNSON").  HOWEVER, THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO PENETRATE THE SANCTITY OF "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS WHERE, YOU CAN BET, THERE'S PLENTY OF CHICKEN CHOKING GOING ON!

IT IS TRULY A WONDER THAT "WEASELPECKER'S" CHICKEN ("JOHNSON") HAS SURVIVED ALL THIS ABUSE.

THE BLOGGER INTENDS TO FOLLOW THIS STORY CLOSELY AND WILL POST UPDATES AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE.  STAY TUNED!