Saturday, August 27, 2016

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER PROMISES VOTERS HE WILL LEARN TO SPELL

THE COMMITTEE TO RE-ELECT ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, CHAIRED BY HIS PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, HAS JUST RELEASED IT'S LATEST CAMPAIGN PLEDGE, WHICH "WEASELPECKER" IN NO WAY INTENDS TO FULFILL.  THIS IS JUST ONE MORE EMPTY PROMISE FROM A LOW-RENT, THIRD-RATE, BOTTOM-FEEDING LOCAL "ATTORNEY" WHO WISHES TO CONTINUE TO SUCK OFF THE PUBLIC TEAT.

IN THIS LATEST CAMPAIGN "PLEDGE," COLLIER PROMISES VOTERS HE WILL LEARN TO SPELL AFTER BRAGGING THAT THE HIGHLIGHT OF HIS EDUCATION WAS THAT HE MAINTAINED A SOLID "C" AVERAGE THROUGHOUT.  QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR AN INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED LAME-BRAIN LIKE COLLIER.

HERE, THEN, IS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S LATEST CAMPAIGN "PLEDGE" TO MEDINA COUNTY VOTERS:

I PLEDGE THAT, IF RE-ELECTED, I WILL LEARN HOW TO SPELL!  I KNOW I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH SPELLING SUCH COMMONLY USED WORDS LIKE "LETTICE" (PROPERLY SPELLED "LETTUCE), "PREVERBIAL" (PROPERLY SPELLED "PROVERBIAL") AND "LEPERCHAUN" (PROPERLY SPELLED "LEPRECHAUN") AMONG A WHOLE HOST OF OTHER CHALLENGING WORDS.  I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT "LEPERCHAUNS" WERE SPRITES WHO LIVED IN LEPER COLONIES.  WHO KNEW?  I PROMISE TO SPEND AS MUCH OF MY SPARE TIME (WHEN I AM NOT BOINKING MY COURT REPORTER WITH BENEFITS) STUDYING THE CURRENT EDITION OF SPELLING FOR DUMMIES TO ACCOMPLISH THE GOAL.  WITH YOUR CONFIDENCE AND SUPPORT, I BELIEVE THAT I CAN FINISH IN THE TOP 25 IN THE ANNUAL GREAT MEDINA SPELLING BEA.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

NWS HONORS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER

THE TROPICAL STORM SEASON IS RAMPING UP IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.  IN FACT, AT THR PRESENT MOMENT SEVERAL TROPICAL STORMS, POTENTIAL HURRICANES ONE AND ALL, ARE BREWING IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.

THE LATEST NAMED STORM IS "GASTON," AS THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TICKS OFF THE LIST OF NAMES ON THIS YEAR'S PROGRESSION OF TROPICAL EVENTS.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN WATCHING THIS YEAR'S TROPICAL SEASON WITH BATED BREATH.

THIS YEAR, THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE (NWS) HAS EXTENDED THE HONOR TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BY NAMING A POTENTIAL TROPICAL STORM AFTER HIM. IN FACT, ONLY THREE MORE STORMS AND "WEASELPECKER". WILL GO INTO THE RECORD BOOKS.

WHY MIGHT YOU, THE READERS ASK, ARE THERE ONLY THREE TROPICAL  EVENTS REMAINING?  THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS QUITE STRAIGHTFORWARD AND ACTUALLY QUITE SIMPLE.

UPON THE FORMATION OF THE THIRD UPCOMING EVENT, THE NWS WILL NAME IT TROPICAL STORM JERK-OFF!

FITTING, ISN'T IT?  AND QUITE AN HONOR AS WELL!

Friday, August 19, 2016

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER CONSIDERS CHALLENGE TO IOC RULING

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN DEVASTATED BY A RECENT RULING OF THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE, WHICH HAS REJECTED HIS BID TO COMPETE IN A NEW SPORT AT THE 2016 RIO GAMES: POCKET POOL.

Golf, sevens rugby and kitesurfing take center stage at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio. The 2016 Games will hold 28 sports and 38 disciplines in total; golf and sevens rugby were voted into the final two spots of competition, and kitesurfing replaces windsurfing in the program.
MORE INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND ONLINE AT http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1294490-2016-olympics-golf-rugby-and-kitesurfing-events-debuting-in-rio 

'WEASELPECKER COLLIER. WHO HAS BEEN PRACTICING POCKET POOL FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS WHILE SEATED ON THE BENCH IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, RAILROAD STATION, BROTHEL, AND MOSQUE WAS "SHOOTING" FOR A GOLD MEDAL.  HIS HOPES HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY DASHED BY THE RECENT RULING FROM THE IOC, EFFECTIVELY ELIMINATING "WEASELPECKER'S" CHANCES OF COMPETING IN POCKET POOL ON THE WORLD STAGE.

SHOWN BELOW IS THE ABSTRACT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S PROPOSAL TO THE IOC:
ABSTRACT
 A nice set of boobs regardless of size has always been known to drive me to do all kinds of wild and crazy things and I see no reason why I should change that now! Pocket Pool has been around for quite some time but now I can play WITH my court reporter (with benefits) and WITH permission of the IOC! My super training programming has effectively connected the dots...cleavage, ball itching, scratching to touching, touching to rubbing to wet spot, sealing my experience for continued Pocket Pool success at all times and places and assuring my first-place finish and a gold medal in the proposed competition, Pocket Pool

"WEASELPECKER'S" FAVORITE GAME?  TWO BALLS IN THE LEFT PANTS POCKET.

ADMITTEDLY. IF PERMITTED TO COMPETE, "WEASELPECKER" WOULD BE AT A DECIDED DISADVANTAGE AND WOULD LIKELY BE ELIMINATED IN THE QUALIFYING ROUNDS OF TWO BALLS IN THE RIGHT PANTS POCKET.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME IN HIS RIGHT WRIST, A PERMANENT INJURY HE ACQUIRED WHILE PERFECTING HIS GAME OF TWO BALLS IN THE RIGHT PANTS POCKET!

SUCH ARE THE PERILS OF INTENSIVE OLYMPIC TRAINING OVER A PROLONGED PERIOD!


Tuesday, August 16, 2016

RAT TV WEATHER FORECAST FOR THE "PUBLIC SERVANTS" AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, AND RAILROAD STATION


WE ALL KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF KEEPING AN EYE ON THE WEATHER.  ONE CAN NEVER KNOW WHEN SEVERE WEATHER WILL STRIKE, CAUSING PANIC AND CONFUSION AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, AND RAILROAD STATION.

CERTAIN "PUBLIC SERVANTS" AT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, AND THE MORONS OVER AT THE OFFICE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, AND ESPECIALLY HOE-MAN HIMSELF, HAVE COMPLAINED THAT WEATHER FORECASTS BROADCAST BY THE WEATHER CHANNEL CAN BE DOWNRIGHT CONFUSING.  ALL THOSE CRAZY LINES, DESCRIBED AS HIGHS AND LOWS, ON MAPS CAN  BE COMPLETELY UNDECIPHERABLE.

IN STEPS RAT TV, DEVOTED TO SERVING THE NEEDS OF CHESSE-EATING RAT BASTARDS LIKE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND DINO HOE-MAN, TO ADDRESS THIS PROBLEM, SIMPLIFYING WEATHER FORECASTS FOR THE "ROADS SCHOLARS" OVER THERE.  "ROADS SCHOLARS" ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "RHODES SCHOLARS."  "ROADS SCHOLARS" ARE THOSE AT THE MEDNA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, AND RAILROAD STATION WHO NEED TO NAVIGATE THE DISTANCE FROM THE MEDINA TOWN SQUARE TO INTERSTATE 71 BY CONSULTING A ROAD MAP ON A DAILY BASIS.  MEDINA'S "ROADS SCHOLARS" INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO, "WEASLPECKER" COLLIER, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, JENNIFER LOONEY, DINO HOE-MAN, MUSTAFAH RAZAVI, SCOTT  SLEAZEBURY. STA-PUF KERN, AS WELL AS VISITING JUDGE RICHARD "WEASEL DICK" MARKUS, CHIEF AMONG MORONS.  THERE ARE MANY OTHERS, OF COURSE, BUT THE BLOGGER HAS NAMED JUST A FEW IN THE INTEREST OF BREVITY.

HERE, THEN, IS THE DUMBED-DOWN VERSION OF THE WEATHER FORECAST BROADCAST BY RAT TV FOR ALL OF THESE MEDINA "ROADS SCHOLARS":

http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/we-dumb-it-down-the-best-we-can-for-our-viewers-in-the-deep-south-1753

AT LONG LAST, RAT TV HAS STEPPED UP TO FILL THE GAP IN ORDER TO PROVIDE UNDERSTANDABLE PROGRAMMING FOR MEDINA'S INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED "PUBLIC SERVANTS!


Saturday, August 13, 2016

PRESTO!!!! MEDINA MAGIC MAKES ESTATE PROPERTY DISAPPEAR, REAPPEAR !!!

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME AND HIS MEDINA MOB CONTINUE TO PRACTICE THE WIZARDRY OF MEDINA MAGIC, WHICH CONFOUNDS ANY ATTEMPT AT RATIONAL EXPLANATION.

THE LATEST DEMONSTRATION OF MEDINA MAGIC, SYNONYMOUS WITH MEDINA CORRUPTION, IS ON FULL PUBLIC DISPLAY IN A PUBLIC PARK LOCATED BEHIND THE HINCKLEY FIRE DEPARTMENT.

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME ORCHESTRATED BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND PULLED OFF BY MEMBERS OF HOE-MAN'S CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB.

READERS WILL RECALL THAT HOE-MAN AND HIS UNDERLINGS IN HIS MEDINA MOB ROBBED THE GRAVE OF A LOCAL CITIZEN, THEN RAPED AND PILLAGED THE ESTATE OF THE DECEASED, DEPRIVING THE HEIRS OF THEIR LAWFUL INHERITANCE.

IN THE COURSE OF EXECUTING THIS SCHEME, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY AUDITOR, AND THIEF, MIKE "THE PERV" KOVACK SUBSTANTIALLY UNDERVALUED THE ESTATE ASSETS , THUS DELIBERATELY DEFRAUDING THE UNITED STATES TREASURY AND THE OHIO DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION OF TAXES OWED.  THAT CONDUCT, OF COURSE, IS A CRIME ANYWHERE EXCEPT IN MEDINA COUNTY WHERE, ACCORDING TO SLUG MEDINA MUNI JUDGE DALE CHASE, IT IS NO BIG DEAL. SLUG JUDGE CHASE RELEASED KOVACK FROM THE TERMS OF HIS SWEETHEART DEAL, INCLUDING "PRETRIAL DIVERSION" WHERE WE, THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY, ARE EXPECTED TO FORGET THAT KOVACK IS A CROOK (AMONG MANY SUCH CROOKS IN "PUBLIC SERVICE" IN MEDINA COUNTY)!

REGULAR READERS MAY ALSO RECALL THAT THE ESTATE ASSETS FROM THE DECEDENT SIMPLY VANISHED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH, COMPLIMENTS OF A DISPLAY OF MEDINA MAGIC BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND MEMBERS OF HIS MEDINA MOB!

IN A WONDROUS TURN OF EVENTS, ONE OF THE PIECES OF MISSING EQUIPMENT, CONVERTED FROM THE ESTATE, HAS MIRACULOUSLY REAPPEARED, AND RIGHT BEHIND THE HINCKLEY FIRE DEPARTMENT .  WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE?

SHOWN BELOW ARE RECENT PHOTOGRAPHS OF THIS MIRACULOUS EVENT, DEPICTING THE MISSING AND CONVERTED EQUIPMENT SHOWING UP AND CURRENTLY LOCATED ON PUBLC PROPERTY IN HINCKLEY :






NOW, TO BE SURE, THIS MISSING, CONVERTED EQUIPMENT MAY NOT BE VISIBLE TO EVERYONE.  TAKE, FOR EXAMPLE, HINCKLEY POLICE CHIEF BOBBLEHEAD KALAVSKY.  IT WOULD APPEAR THAT CHIEF BOBBLEHEAD HAS TAKEN NO ACTION TO SEIZE AND RETURN THE MISSING, CONVERTED PROPERTY TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER, IN THIS CASE THE ESTATE FROM WHICH IT HAD BEEN TAKEN AND CONVERTED.

THIS, TOO, IS A FEAT OF MEDINA MAGIC!  CHIEF BOBBLEHEAD HAS BEEN CERTIFIED IN THE ADVANCED INVESTIGATION COURSE AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES," THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY, THE OFFICIAL TRAINING ACADEMY OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.

PERHAPS THE MISSING AND CONVERTED PROPERTY JUST CAN'T BE SEEN BY CHIEF BOBBLEHEAD?  

THIS IS HOW MEDINA MAGIC (MEDINA CORRUPTION) WORKS AND AFFECTS US ALL!



Thursday, August 11, 2016

MEDINA GASSETTE TEAMS UP WITH RAT TV TO BROADCAST MEDINA COUNTY NEWS

MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS WILL BE DELIGHTED TO KNOW THAT THE MEDINA GASSETTE, THE ORACLE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLICRAT PARTY AND CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE) THE
"GODATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, AND RAT TV, DEDICATED TO COVERING THE ANTICS OF CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARDS LIKE ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, HAVE TEAMED UP TO BROADCAST LIVE MEDINA COUNTY POLITICAL NEWS 24 HOURS PER DAY.

MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS CAN NOW KEEP INFORMED OF THE LATEST BREAKING NEWS IN MEDINA POLITICS AS IT HAPPENS.  THE PENETRATING INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING BY THE MEDINA GASSETTE WILL NOW BE AT YOUR FINGERTIPS, AND AS CLOSE AS YOUR FLAT SCREEN TELEVISION.

THE LATEST BROADCAST OF RAT TV MEDINA COUNTY NEWS CAN BE VIEWED BY FOLLOWING THE LINK BELOW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo

THIS RECENT BROADCAST OF MEDINA COUNTY POLITICAL NEWS DEMONSTRATES THE LENGTHS TO WHICH THE LOCAL MEDIA GOES TO BRING YOU THE LATEST INSIGHTFUL LOCAL INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING, UNPARALLELED ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE STATE OF OHIO!

NOW YOU KNOW WHY LOCAL CITIZENS ARE SO WELL INFORMED ON LOCAL POLITICS AND THE ACTIONS OF MEDINA COUNTY'S "PUBLIC OFFICIALS!"

Monday, August 8, 2016

ANOTHER PHONY CAMPAIGN "PLEDGE" FROM "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE

ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE, CHAIRED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, HAS RELEASED YET ANOTHER PHONY CAMPAIGN PLEDGE THAT COLLIER, IN NO WAY, INTENDS TO HONOR.

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG ARE LIKELY AWARE THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS PERMITTED GARRITY TO CARRY OUT AN APPARENT FALSE BILLING SCHEME, BILLING MEDINA COUNTY FOR "STENOGRAPHIC SERVICES" AT ALLEGED "HEARINGS" BEFORE COLLIER WHICH, ACCORDING TO CASE DOCKETS, NEVER OCCURRED.  ANYWHERE BUT IN MEDINA COUNTY, THAT WOULD BE A CRIME.

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") HOWEVER HAS NO INTENTION OF PRESSING ANY CHARGES IN THIS MATTER.  AFTER ALL, HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME, HAS PREVAILED ON THE ONGOING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND GARRITY TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE TRANSCRIPTS OF COURT PROCEEDINGS AND HAS PERSONALLY MATERIALLY ALTERED TRANSCRIPTS.

HOE-MAN, THE FEARLESS LEADER OF HIS CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB, HAS NO INTENTION OF KILLING THE GOOSE THAT LAID THE GOLDEN EGG!

TAKE, FOR EXAMPLE, THE FOLLOWING TAKEN FROM THE TABLE OF CONTENTS OF THE MOTION TO DISMISS, WITH PREJUDICE, ON THE GROUNDS OF PROSECUTORIAL AND JUDICIAL MISCONDUCT AND BAD FAITH ACCESSED AT "PAGES" AT THE UPPER RIGHT-HAND CORNER OF THIS WEB PAGE.


8. Judge Collier Has Facilitated Apparent Thefts of Public FundsBy His Court Reporter and Mistress, Donna Garrity. ............................................ 60
A. State v. Kyle Miller, Medina Case No. 12CR0097, Judge Collier ........................... 60
B. State v. Lynn Vandeusen, Medina Case No. 12CR0388, Judge Collier ................... 61
C. State v. Clegg, Medina Case No. 13CR0126, Judge Collier .................................... 61
D. State v. Stevenson, Medina Case No. 09CR0386, Judge Collier ............................. 62
E. State v. Dennis Eisele, Medina Case No. 12CR0472, Judge Collier ....................... 62
F. State v. James McDonald, Medina Case No. 11CR0267, Judge Collier ................. 63
G. State v. Richard Miles, Medina Case No. 12CR0001, Judge Collier ...................... 63
H. State v. George Mose, Medina Case No. 09CR0515, Judge Collier ....................... 64
I. State v. Brian Vitt, Medina Case No. 08CR0495, Judge Collier ............................... 64 
IT IS CLEAR THAT "WEASELPECKER'S" MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA GARRITY HAS OPPOSED THE RELEASE OF COLLIER'S LATEST PHONY CAMPAIGN PLEDGE BUT  SHE WAS OVERRULED BY A CONSENSUS OF THE MAJORITY OF "WEASELPECKER'S" CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE.

HERE, THEN, IS THE LATEST PHONY CAMPAIGN PLEDGE RELEASED BY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE:

I PLEDGE, IF RE-ELECTED, TO NO LONGER PERMIT MY "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) TO BILL MEDINA COUNTY FOR STENOGRAPHIC SERVICES FOR ALLEGED HEARINGS, BEFORE ME, NOT SUPPORTED BY CASE DOCKETS.  I APOLOGIZE TO THE RESIDENTS OF MEDINA COUNTY FOR ANY MISTAKES I HAVE MADE IN THIS MATTER, ALTHOUGH ANY SUCH MISTAKES WERE MERELY OVERSIGHTS ON MY PART.  AS FORMER PRESIDENT RICHARD NIXON ONCE SAID, "THE PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM NOT A CROOK!"

REALLY?