Sunday, September 25, 2016

DONALD TRUMP DEDICATES A CAMPAIGN SONG TO CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HORMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, AND PHILANDERING ILLEGTIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT, TOWN WHORE, AND HOEMAN'S LOYAL LAPDOG!!!

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE")  AND ILLEGITIMATE PHILANDERING "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER , TWO FLAMING ASSHOLES AT BEST, HAVE ENDORSED THE CANDIDACY OF DONALD TRUMP PRIMARILY DUE TO TRUMP'S POLICY ON TORTURE, WHICH IS CONSISTENT WITH THE USUAL AND CUSTOMARY PRACTICES AT THE MEDINA COUNTY JAIL!

A LITTLE KNOWN FACT IS THAT TRUMP IS A PARROT HEAD, AN ENTHUSIASTIC FAN OF  JIMMY BUFFETT.  WHEN TRUMP FIRST HEARD THE BUFFETT SONG, LINKED BELOW, HIS THOUGHTS TURNED IMMEDIATELY TO ORGANIZED CRIME "GODFATHER" HOE-MAN AND PHILANDERER "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

DONALD TRUMP, OUT OF A SENSE OF LOYALTY TO HIS "SUPPORTERS"  ( ATHLETIC SUPPORTERS/JOCK STRAPS), DEDICATES THIS SONG, LINKED BELOW, TO THESE TWO NUMB-NUTS!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_y9FB0QKk


WELL DONE DONALD!  WELL DONE!

Thursday, September 15, 2016

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, APPLAUDS RULING BY SYMPATHETIC VISITING "JUDGE" !!!

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE') HAS ALWAYS HAD A WAY WITH HIS PERSONAL SELECTION OF VISITING "JUDGES" AND  THEIR SYMPATHETIC RULINGS, BUTTRESSING HIS COMPLETE DISREGARD OF THE UNITED STATES AND OHIO CONSTITUTIONS, AS WELL AS THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF OHIO, GENERALLY.

ONE NEED ONLY LOOK TO THE PERFORMANCES OF SUCH VISITING "JUDGES" LIKE RETIRED "JUDGE" RICHARD "WEASEL DICK" MARKUS, CHIEF AMONG MORONS, AND PATRICIA COSGROVE.  COSGROVE, WHO BLINDLY DENIES ANY EVIDENCE OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION IN MEDINA COUNTY, HAS PERPETUATED THE JUDICIAL CIRCLE JERK  IN THE CASE OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME PERPETRATED BY "GODFATHER" HOE-MAN AND MEMBERS OF HIS ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB. QUITE SIMPLY, COSGROVE HAS REFUSED TO RULE ON MOTIONS AND HEARINGS, BROUGHT BY ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME SIMPLY TO FORESTALL ANY HOPE AND EXPECTATION OF JUSTICE.

MORE RECENTLY, A VISITING "JUDGE" HAS BEEN ASSIGNED TO TRY A HOMICIDE CASE OF A JUVENILE OFFENDER.

HOE-MAN IS APPLAUDING  A RECENT HE RULING BY THE VISITING "JUDGE,"  SHOWN BELOW:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84phU8of02U

THIS RULING IS CONSISTENT WITH THE MISSION STATEMENT OF DINO HOE-MAN'S PUBLIC OFFICE AND CRIMINAL SYNDICATE:

"TO PUNISH ALL THOSE INDICTED BY THE GRAND JURY!"
TO PUT HOE-MAN'S MISSION STATEMENT IN OTHER WORDS, "A FAIR TRIAL BE DAMNED !"

Saturday, September 10, 2016

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER PLEDGES TO BE "LESS" RACIST IF RE-ELECTED !!!

AS THE CAMPAIGN SEASON GRINDS ON, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE, HEADED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY, HAS RELEASED YET ANOTHER CAMPAIGN PLEDGE ON BEHALF OF ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE.

AS THE BLOGGER HAS PREVIOUSLY SHOWN, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, USING THE NOT-SO-CLEVER ALIAS OF "PUBLIUS" (PUBIC_US) HAS NOT BEEN SHY ABOUT DENIGRATING PERSONS OF COLOR IN THE WHITE ENCLAVE OF MEDINA COUNTY.  See prior post at this blog captioned  A PERSON OF COLOR, ANY COLOR, HAS NO CHANCE AT ALL OF RECEIVING FAIR TREATMENT IN LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/02/a-person-of-color-any-color-has-no.html 

IN AN ATTEMPT TO REHABILITATE "WEASELPECKER'S" REPUTATION FOR "FAIRNESS" ON THE BENCH (AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK, AT BEST), HIS CAMPAIGN TEAM HAS RELEASED THE LATEST CAMPAIGN PLEDGE:

I PLEDGE, IF RE-ELECTED, TO APPEAR TO BE "LESS" RACIST AS I RAILROAD INNOCENT CITIZENS, WITHOUT ANY COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE EVIDENCE, TO THE PRISON SYSTEM.  IN THE PAST, I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO REFER TO AFRICAN AMERICAN CITIZENS AS "NIGGERS," LATINOS AS "SPICKS," "LAZY WETBACKS," AND "LETTICE PICKING MEXICAN WETBACKS."  I HAVE ALSO REFERRED TO PEOPLE OF MIDDLE EASTERN DESCENT AS "SAND NIGGERS."  IT HAS BEEN DRAWN TO MY ATTENTION THAT SUCH REFERENCES MAY HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED TO BE INAPPROPRIATE.  I VOW TO YOU, THE VOTERS, THAT IN THE FUTURE, IF YOU RETAIN ME AS THE ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY JUDGE, I WILL HENCEFORTH REFER TO AFRICAN-AMERICANS AS "SPOOKS," LATINOS AS "BEANERS," AND PERSONS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST AS "CAMEL JOCKEYS."  I HOPE BY MAKING THIS PLEDGE I WILL WIN YOUR VOTE IN THE NEXT MEDINA COUNTY RIGGED ELECTION!

Sunday, September 4, 2016

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HATES TO GOLF WITH WET BALLS!

THE LABOR DAY WEEKEND IS UPON US. IT IS TIME, ONCE AGAIN, FOR THE MEDINA COUNTY MEMORIAL GOLF OUTING, IN REMEMBRANCE OF ALL THOSE CROOKED MEDINA COUNTY POLITICIANS WHO HAVE GONE BEFORE THE CURRENT CROP OF CROOKED MEDINA COUNTY "PUBLIC SERVANTS."

THE WEATHER PROMISES TO BE PERFECT FOR A ROUND OR TWO OF GOLF FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, PAID FOR, OF COURSE, BY CERTAIN OF HIS FAVORITE  JAGOFFS OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN.   THIS SELECT GROUP OF JAGOFF ATTORNEYS HAS LEARNED FROM CORRUPT MEDINA PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, THAT IT IS HANDY TO HAVE A CORRUPT JUDGE LIKE "WEASEKPECKER" COLLIER IN YOUR POCKET.  YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY ARISES TO ROB A GRAVE AND RAPE AND PILLAGE AN ESTATE OF THE DECEASED.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN WISHING FOR A SUNNY WEEKEND.  HE HAS TOLD HIS CONFIDANTS, "I HATE TO GOLF WITH WET BALLS!"

"WEASELPECKER" WENT ON TO EXPLAIN THAT RAINY DAYS PLAY HAVOC WITH HIS BALLS AND , THEREFORE, HIS GOLF GAME.  SAID COLLIER, " NO MATTER WHAT PRECAUTIONS I TAKE, WHEN IT'S RAINING MY BALLS ALWAYS GET WET.  WHETHER I AM WEARING A RAIN SLICKER AND RIDING IN A GOLF CART, MY BALLS GET WET.  IN FACT, EVEN WHEN I KEEP MY HANDS IN MY POCKETS, MY BALLS STILL GET WET!"

"WEASELPECKER" WENT ON TO EXPLAIN, "WITH WET BALLS, I HAVE TROUBLE ADJUSTING MY STANCE AND TAKING A GOOD STROKE.  EVEN WITH MY COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY  FONDLING MY BALLS BETWEEN HOLES, IT IS STILL A PROBLEM."

"WEALPECKER" COLLIER CONCLUDED THAT THE ONLY SAVING GRACE AT THE END OF A STRENUOUS ROUND OF GOLF, "MY COURT REPORTER IS ALWAYS THERE TO GENTLY WASH AND DRY MY BALLS!"

GOLF ON, "WEASELPECKER! " GOLF ON!

Saturday, August 27, 2016

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER PROMISES VOTERS HE WILL LEARN TO SPELL

THE COMMITTEE TO RE-ELECT ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, CHAIRED BY HIS PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, HAS JUST RELEASED IT'S LATEST CAMPAIGN PLEDGE, WHICH "WEASELPECKER" IN NO WAY INTENDS TO FULFILL.  THIS IS JUST ONE MORE EMPTY PROMISE FROM A LOW-RENT, THIRD-RATE, BOTTOM-FEEDING LOCAL "ATTORNEY" WHO WISHES TO CONTINUE TO SUCK OFF THE PUBLIC TEAT.

IN THIS LATEST CAMPAIGN "PLEDGE," COLLIER PROMISES VOTERS HE WILL LEARN TO SPELL AFTER BRAGGING THAT THE HIGHLIGHT OF HIS EDUCATION WAS THAT HE MAINTAINED A SOLID "C" AVERAGE THROUGHOUT.  QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR AN INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED LAME-BRAIN LIKE COLLIER.

HERE, THEN, IS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S LATEST CAMPAIGN "PLEDGE" TO MEDINA COUNTY VOTERS:

I PLEDGE THAT, IF RE-ELECTED, I WILL LEARN HOW TO SPELL!  I KNOW I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH SPELLING SUCH COMMONLY USED WORDS LIKE "LETTICE" (PROPERLY SPELLED "LETTUCE), "PREVERBIAL" (PROPERLY SPELLED "PROVERBIAL") AND "LEPERCHAUN" (PROPERLY SPELLED "LEPRECHAUN") AMONG A WHOLE HOST OF OTHER CHALLENGING WORDS.  I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT "LEPERCHAUNS" WERE SPRITES WHO LIVED IN LEPER COLONIES.  WHO KNEW?  I PROMISE TO SPEND AS MUCH OF MY SPARE TIME (WHEN I AM NOT BOINKING MY COURT REPORTER WITH BENEFITS) STUDYING THE CURRENT EDITION OF SPELLING FOR DUMMIES TO ACCOMPLISH THE GOAL.  WITH YOUR CONFIDENCE AND SUPPORT, I BELIEVE THAT I CAN FINISH IN THE TOP 25 IN THE ANNUAL GREAT MEDINA SPELLING BEA.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

NWS HONORS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER

THE TROPICAL STORM SEASON IS RAMPING UP IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.  IN FACT, AT THR PRESENT MOMENT SEVERAL TROPICAL STORMS, POTENTIAL HURRICANES ONE AND ALL, ARE BREWING IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.

THE LATEST NAMED STORM IS "GASTON," AS THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TICKS OFF THE LIST OF NAMES ON THIS YEAR'S PROGRESSION OF TROPICAL EVENTS.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN WATCHING THIS YEAR'S TROPICAL SEASON WITH BATED BREATH.

THIS YEAR, THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE (NWS) HAS EXTENDED THE HONOR TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BY NAMING A POTENTIAL TROPICAL STORM AFTER HIM. IN FACT, ONLY THREE MORE STORMS AND "WEASELPECKER". WILL GO INTO THE RECORD BOOKS.

WHY MIGHT YOU, THE READERS ASK, ARE THERE ONLY THREE TROPICAL  EVENTS REMAINING?  THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS QUITE STRAIGHTFORWARD AND ACTUALLY QUITE SIMPLE.

UPON THE FORMATION OF THE THIRD UPCOMING EVENT, THE NWS WILL NAME IT TROPICAL STORM JERK-OFF!

FITTING, ISN'T IT?  AND QUITE AN HONOR AS WELL!

Friday, August 19, 2016

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER CONSIDERS CHALLENGE TO IOC RULING

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN DEVASTATED BY A RECENT RULING OF THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE, WHICH HAS REJECTED HIS BID TO COMPETE IN A NEW SPORT AT THE 2016 RIO GAMES: POCKET POOL.

Golf, sevens rugby and kitesurfing take center stage at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio. The 2016 Games will hold 28 sports and 38 disciplines in total; golf and sevens rugby were voted into the final two spots of competition, and kitesurfing replaces windsurfing in the program.
MORE INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND ONLINE AT http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1294490-2016-olympics-golf-rugby-and-kitesurfing-events-debuting-in-rio 

'WEASELPECKER COLLIER. WHO HAS BEEN PRACTICING POCKET POOL FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS WHILE SEATED ON THE BENCH IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, RAILROAD STATION, BROTHEL, AND MOSQUE WAS "SHOOTING" FOR A GOLD MEDAL.  HIS HOPES HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY DASHED BY THE RECENT RULING FROM THE IOC, EFFECTIVELY ELIMINATING "WEASELPECKER'S" CHANCES OF COMPETING IN POCKET POOL ON THE WORLD STAGE.

SHOWN BELOW IS THE ABSTRACT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S PROPOSAL TO THE IOC:
ABSTRACT
 A nice set of boobs regardless of size has always been known to drive me to do all kinds of wild and crazy things and I see no reason why I should change that now! Pocket Pool has been around for quite some time but now I can play WITH my court reporter (with benefits) and WITH permission of the IOC! My super training programming has effectively connected the dots...cleavage, ball itching, scratching to touching, touching to rubbing to wet spot, sealing my experience for continued Pocket Pool success at all times and places and assuring my first-place finish and a gold medal in the proposed competition, Pocket Pool

"WEASELPECKER'S" FAVORITE GAME?  TWO BALLS IN THE LEFT PANTS POCKET.

ADMITTEDLY. IF PERMITTED TO COMPETE, "WEASELPECKER" WOULD BE AT A DECIDED DISADVANTAGE AND WOULD LIKELY BE ELIMINATED IN THE QUALIFYING ROUNDS OF TWO BALLS IN THE RIGHT PANTS POCKET.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME IN HIS RIGHT WRIST, A PERMANENT INJURY HE ACQUIRED WHILE PERFECTING HIS GAME OF TWO BALLS IN THE RIGHT PANTS POCKET!

SUCH ARE THE PERILS OF INTENSIVE OLYMPIC TRAINING OVER A PROLONGED PERIOD!