Monday, September 22, 2014

AS A LAST RESORT, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON SEEKS TO IMPOSE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" UPON THE YOUNG MAN

THE PLOT THICKENS!

The events previously described in prior posts at this blog occurred during the month of October.
Cloverleaf High School PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON IMAGINED that a young student held a "hit list."  PRINCIPAL BART sprung into action and initiated a Medina County version of an "investigation"  in accord with his extensive training at the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation (not to be confused with Sherlock Holmes, the fabled detective), the Official Training Academy of the Medina County Sheriff's Office and the KEYSTONE KOPS, headquartered in Pennsylvania, the Keystone State.

Following his "investigation," and the follow-up investigation by DEPUTY DAWG from the Medina County Sheriff's office, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON had no evidence of any imaginary "hit list."  When he was unable to COERCE A FALSE CONFESSION from the young man, PRINCIPAL BART expelled the young man for asserting his FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

Wind the clock forward to February 2014.

As the next term was approaching, the young man's mother contacted PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON to request a copy of the young man's class schedule for the upcoming term.

Mom's call to PRINCIPAL BART sent him into a state of full-blown panic. He had already expelled the young man for an imaginary hit list, with no evidence at all, and because the young man asserted his Fifth Amendment constitutional protections.  PRINCIPAL BART was all in a dither, wondering just how he could further bash this young man, given the fact that he had no evidence that the imaginary "hit list" existed nowhere but in his fertile imagination.

There was only one option left to PRINCIPAL BART.  He scampered on down to the office of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINE HOEMAN and filed a juvenile complaint against the young man, alleging INCITING PANIC !

It seem to the blogger that the only panic was incited by PRINCIPAL BART, given the obvious fact that PRINCIPAL BART is a little short on thee powers of deductive reasoning.

We are now at the point where, with absolutely no proof, PRINCIPAL BART has presented his "case" to HOEMAN'S office.

DINO HOEMAN, as is his usual and customary practice, WAS HAPPY TO BRING CHARGES AGAINST THIS YOUNG MAN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF WHATEVER,

NOT ONLY IS CORRUPT COUNTY PROSECUTOR "TOUGH ON CRIME," HE ROUTINELY CREATES CRIME WHERE NONE TRULY EXISTS.  HE LEAVES PROSECUTIVE DECISIONS TO SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES, MANY OF WHOM LACK THE GOOD SENSE TO COME IN OUT OF THE RAIN!

AS READERS CAN ANTICIPATE, IT ALL GOES DOWNHILL FROM HERE IN THE MEDINA COUNTY JUVENILE COURT, WHERE, AS IN LAPDOG COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, THE LACK OF COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE EVIDENCE NEVER STANDS IN THE WAY OF A FINDING OF GUILT.

THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FOLLOWING POSTS.

IF MEDINA COUNTY SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE RIDDEN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR CHILD, PLEASE REPORT THE FACTS TO THE BLOGGER VIA EMAIL AT MEDINACORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM 

Friday, September 19, 2014

DEPUTY DAWG ON THE CASE!

In prior posts at this blog, readers have been shown that Cloverleaf PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON had expelled a young man for asserting his Fifth Amendment Rights.

By this time, PRINCIPAL BART was getting desperate. After all, he had violated the constitutional rights of the young man for asserting his Fifth Amendment rights, and PRINCIPAL BART was unable to produce the imaginary "hit list" which formed the real basis of the young man's expulsion!

In desperation, PRINCIPAL BART turned to DEPUTY DAWG to come up with the imaginary hit list.  After no small amount of pondering this dilemma, DEPUTY DAWG put on his thinking cap (safely stored in the trunk of his car) and came up with a sure-fire tactic to find the imaginary "hit list."  DEPUTY DAWG decided to obtain a search warrant for the young man's text messages!

DEPUTY DAWG followed through in his simply brilliant idea and obtained a search warrant for the young man's text messages, positive the he would uncover the imaginary "hit list."

The blogger has not has the opportunity to review DEPUTY DAWG'S application for the search warrant but, based upon the manner on which sheriff's deputies conduct "investigations," the blogger cannot believe that it passes constitutional muster.

DEPUTY DAWG likely applied to ILLEGITIMATE jUDGE LAPDOG COLLIER who is under the moronic belief that suspicion is sufficient to form probable cause!

Probable cause is nothing more than the probability that a crime has been committed and that the suspect probably committed the offense.  That is the legal standard everywhere except in Medina County, where LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, believes in the standard of "POSSIBLE CAUSE."  DUH!!!

Just what, do you suppose, was DEPUTY DAWG'S probable cause for a search warrant, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON'S SUSPICIONS that the young man composed the imaginary "hit list?"

Well, DEPUTY DAWG apparently served his search warrant upon the young man's cell phone provider.  Of course the search warrant was necessary because sheriff's deputies can not just barge into the telephone company and start rummaging through records without a warrant, like they do to residents' homes in the county.

Finally, DEPUTY DAWG realized the fruits of his "labors."  The telephone company delivered over 600 pages of test message to and from the young man's phone. 

AT LONG LAST VICTORY WAS IN THE GRASP OF DEPUTY DAWG AND PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON.  THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT THAT THE IMAGINARY "HIT LIST" IS BURIED IN AND AMONG THOSE 600 PAGES OF TEXT MESSAGES.

DEPUTY DAWG got out his super-sized magnifying glass, issued to him by the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation (not to be confused with Sherlock Holmes, the fabled detective) and pored over those 600 pages of text messages.

ALAS!!! NOTHING.  NOT A SINGLE SHRED OF EVIDENCE OF ANY "HIT LIST," WHICH ORIGINATED IN THE FERTILE IMAGINATION OF PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON.

WHAT HAPPENS THEREAFTER IS TRULY INCREDIBLE.

THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FOLLOWING POSTS.

IF MEDINA COUNTY SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE RIDDEN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR CHILD, PLEASE REPORT THE FACTS TO THE BLOGGER VIA EMAIL AT MEDINACORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM 


Wednesday, September 17, 2014

CLOVERLEAF PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON HOLDS COURT

In the prior post at this blog, a young man attending Cloverleaf High School sent a text message to another student pertaining to a third student, advising her to "Add her to the list of people you don't like!"  There is little doubt that this message was certainly benign and not the stuff of which massacres are made.

For Cloverleaf Principal BART SIMPSON, this benign text message was a call to arms!

Straightaway, BART SIMPSON, a graduate of the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation (not the be confused with Sherlock Holmes, the fabled detective), knew deep down in his bones that it was time to panic and launch another one of his purported "investigations."

KATY BAR THE DOOR!  FULL SPEED AHEAD, EVEN WITHOUT ANY REASONABLE BASIS!

In the prior post at this blog, readers were treated to PRINCIPAL BART'S hysterical reaction to a non-event.  Given his reaction, PRINCIPAL BART has the potential to be an outstanding deputy at the Medina County Sheriff's Office.

We now move forward in time when PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON summoned this young man to an expulsion hearing, BASED ENTIRELY ON PRINCIPAL BART'S SUSPICION THAT THE YOUNG MAN FRAMED A "HIT LIST," EVEN THOUGH WAS NEVER ANY PROOF OF ANY "HIT LIST" AT ANY TIME.  THE ONLY "HIT LIST" IN THIS MATTER WAS CONJURED UP IN THE OVER-ACTIVE IMAGINATION OF PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON, WITH THE FULL SUPPORT OF DEPUTY DAWG FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE!

At the expulsion hearing, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON was not only the "investigator," but was now the JUDGE, as well.

Needless to say, this young man was accompanied to the expulsion hearing by his mother, who clearly understood that the cards were stack against her son, DESPITE THE FACT THAT PRINCIPAL BART HAD NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT HIS UNFOUNDED SUSPICIONS.

After PRINCIPAL BART donned his black robes and convened court, PRINCIPAL BART called upon the young man to "tell his side of the story."

Mom objected and did not permit her son to say a word, knowing whatever her son might say, BART SIMPSON would twist those words, no matter what may have been spoken.

Now, PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON was apparently infuriated that the young man and his mother would not yield to the power and authority vested in him by the Superintendent of the Schools, another rocket scientist who, at Cloverleaf commencement, spoke and encouraged graduates to EMBRACE THEIR FAILURES.  This goof is surely an inspiration to all those young men and women pursuing their advanced education or entering military service!

Mom persisted in asserting his Fifth Amendment rights on behalf of her son.

By then, BART SIMPSON had reached the end of his rope and THREATENED THE YOUNG MAN WITH EXPULSION UNLESS HE GAVE A STATEMENT.

Once again, Mom forbade her son from speaking.

The end result of this expulsion hearing is that PRINCIPAL BART expelled the young man from Cloverleaf High School for exercising his Fifth Amendment Rights.

THIS SOUNDS A LOT LIKE LAPDOG COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, WHERE MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS ARE ROUTINELY DENIED THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS.

Maybe PRINCIPAL BART SIMPSON consulted with LAPDOG COLLIER BEFORE HOLDING COURT AT CLOVERLEAF HIGH SCHOOL.

JUST A RECOMMENDATION FOR PRINCIPAL BART: YOU MIGHT WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME READING THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION IN YOUR DOWNTIME BETWEEN "INVESTIGATIONS."

THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FOLLOWING POSTS.

IF MEDINA COUNTY SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE RIDDEN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR CHILD, PLEASE REPORT THE FACTS TO THE BLOGGER VIA EMAIL AT MEDINACORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM 





Tuesday, September 16, 2014

NEW THREAD AT TOPIX MEDINA FORUM TO REMOVE COLLIER FROM OFFICE

The Blogger has received an interesting notification from the Medina Forum at the Topix website.
A concerned, civic minded local citizen has posed the following question to the community: DO YOU BELIEVE JUDGE COLLIER SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE?

The issue presented by this concerned citizen can be found at http://m.topix.com/forum/city/medina-oh/TM76E3UBIIR5RU8D8#lastPost

It appears that the concerned Medina County citizen who has posed the question is a regular reader of this blog.  It is interesting to the blogger that there may be some public movement to recognize that LAPDOG COLLIER is no more than an ignorant buffoon who can't be trusted to judge a baking contest at the county fair.

The concerned citizen has posed an interesting scenario that the blogger has never considered.

THE POSSIBILITY OF DUMPING COLLIER BY USING THE MECHANISM OF A RECALL ELECTION MAY VERY WELL BE THE ANSWER.  SIMPLY BRILLIANT!

READERS MAY WISH TO TAKE A MOMENT TO VISIT THE MEDINA COUNTY  FORUM AT THE LINK SHOWN ABOVE AND WEIGH IN WITH YOUR THOUGHTS AS TO HOW TO RID THIS COUNTY OF LAPDOG COLLIER, WHO IS NO MORE THAN A BOIL ON THE DERRIERE OF THE COMMUNITY!

Monday, September 15, 2014

THE TENTACLES OF MEDINA CORRUPTION REACH INTO CLOVERLEAF HIGH SCHOOL

This is a really sad story that demonstrates how the cancer of corruption in Medina County affects even the most innocent of citizens in Medina County, the children.

To set the stage, three young teenagers, two girls and a boy, were students at Cloverleaf High School.  The two girls were both fond of the same young man.  Typically, the young man favored one of the girls over the other.

As with most kids these days, text messages were flying between them.  Understandably, the young man sent more text messages to the favored girl, and fewer to the other. 

This situation is the cause of a criminal prosecution in Medina County, where CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN AND HIS ASS PROSECUTORS CREATE CRIME WHERE NONE ACTUALLY EXISTS.

On one fateful day, the disfavored girl raised the issue with the favored girl in what was no ore than a jealous spat over the attention of the young man.  Following this spat the favored girl sent a text message to the young man, expressing her dislike for the other.

HERE COMES THE MEDINA COUNTY CRIME :

The young man texted back, "Add her to the list of people you don't like!"

It is difficult for the blogger, a retired Federal law enforcement officer, to detect the slightest aroma of criminal intent in this benign text message.

NOT SO FOR THE BOOBS AT CLOVERLEAF HIGH SCHOOL AND CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN'S OFFICE!

Now steps into the picture a Cloverleaf High School Administrator identified as Bart Richardson, who more aptly should have been named BART SIMPSON, given the manner in which he proceeded in this matter.

Now BART SIMPSON fancies himself as an "investigator," since he has been charged with the responsibility of "investigating" infractions by Cloverleaf students and meting out punishments out of proportion to the alleged infractions.

As readers shall soon see, BART SIMPSON, much like DINO HOEMAN'S ASS PROSECUTORS and Medina County sheriff's deputies, appears to have been a graduate of the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SHERLOCK HOLMES, THE FABLED DETECTIVE).

BART SIMPSON'S PURPORTED "INVESTIGATION" BEGINS

At 7:30 am on the morning following the date on which this 15 year-old young man sent that threatening message (?) to his female fried to "Add her to the list of people you don't like," the young man placed a call to his mother and reported that, for reasons unknown, he had been isolated in BART SIMPSON'S office.

The young man's mother, the matriarch of a close-knit family, went directly to Cloverleaf High School to conduct her own investigation.  Of course, the mother was required to cool her heels for 30 minutes until she was united with her son. 

BART SIMPSON WAS OBVIOUSLY BUSY CONDUCTING HIS OWN PURPORTED "INVESTIGATION."

Ultimately, mom was escorted to BART SIMPSON'S office, where she found her son seated, and in the company of BART SIMPSON and a Medina County Sheriff's "detective" (also an obvious graduate of the Sherlock Homes School of Private Investigation ).

When mom inquired as to just what was going on, BART SIMPSON  made the startling revelation, "HE HAS A HIT LIST."

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!  SORRY TO SAY, BART SIMPSON WAS DEADLY SERIOUS, AT LEAST AS SERIOUS AS AN UNTRAINED AND UNEDUCATED "INVESTIGATOR"  WITHOUT ANY SUPPORTING EVIDENCE CAN BE!

BART SIMPSON then proceeded to tell mom that several students, including football players, and even teachers, were on this IMAGINARY HIT LIST!

At this juncture, understandably, mom asked BART SIMPSON to identify the individuals named on this ALLEGED HIT LIST.

THIS IS THE TIME THAT BART'S PURPORTED "INVESTIGATION" STARTS TO UNRAVEL.  BART SIMPSON WAS UNABLE TO NAME NAMES!
WHAT A SURPRISE . . . NOT!

Now, BART SIMPSON demanded to review the text messages in her son's cell phone.

Mom, who is an educated person, had read the United States Constitution and was familiar with the Fourth and Fifth Amendments, unlike BART SIMPSON.  Since the Fourth Amendment bars unreasonable searches and seizures, and since neither BART SIMPSON or DEPUTY DAWG had a valid search warrant (not to imply that any warrants in Medina County are constitutionally valid), mom refused to let BART search her son's phone.  By now, BART was starting to get frustrated because his attempts at bullying this young man and his mother were going nowhere.

Finally, DEPUTY DAWG slid a blank sheet of paper across the desk and demanded the young man to provide a written statement.  Once again, mom was familiar with the Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution and would not permit her son to provide a statement.

DEPUTY DAWG got disgusted and left the room, whereupon mother and son left the school, leaving BART SIMPSON to stew in his own juices.

The blogger applauds this mother for asserting the constitutional rights on behalf of her son.

SADLY, THIS MOTHER WAS NOT AWARE THAT THE PROTECTIONS OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED BY THE CORRUPT POLITICAL HACKS OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, AND RAILROAD STATION.

THIS SAGA WILL CONTINUE IN FOLLOWING POSTS.

IF MEDINA COUNTY SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE RIDDEN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR CHILD, PLEASE REPORT THE FACTS TO THE BLOGGER VIA EMAIL AT MEDINACORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM 



 

Friday, September 12, 2014

AUDITOR MIKE IS ABOUT AS HONEST AS A 3-MINUTE EGG !

It is often said that a person "is as honest as the day is long."  Applying that same standard to AUDITOR MIKE, it is obvious that AUDITOR MIKE IS AS HONEST AS A 3-MINUTE EGG.

In the post published just yesterday at this blog, the blogger accurately reported that AUDITOR MIKE ASSIGNED BLAME FOR THE LOADS OF RUSSIAN PORN ON HIS MEDINA COUNTY COMPUTER ON HIS 11 YEAR-OLD SON!

The blogger pointed out how even Stevie Wonder could see through that wildly preposterous excuse!

AUDITOR MIKE apparently realized that no one was buying it, so like the typically sleazy Medina County Republicrat that he is, AUDITOR MIKE HAS CHANGED HIS STORY (IMPROBABLE EXCUSE) !
 
Just yesterday, the MEDINA GASSETTE published a piece captioned Auditor decries pornography revelation on county laptop as politics, found online at http://medinagazette.northcoastnow.com/2014/09/11/auditor-decries-porn-disc-revelation-politics/
 
If you, the readers, care to access that article, AUDITOR MIKE is now speaking through his attorney.  Good idea to retain the services of an attorney, AUDITOR MIKE!
 
AUDITOR MIKE has retained the services of Medina Attorney Steve Bailey, who has been described to the blogger as one of the few, in fact very few, honest attorneys in Medina.
 
In yesterday's MEDINA GASSETTE Attorney Steve Bailey is quoted:
Kovack’s attorney, Steve Bailey, said Kovack was unaware of the pornographic files on his computer until Ehrlich told him about them.
Bailey said Kovack suspects the pornography was downloaded in 2008 when he spent eight months in a Washington, D.C., hotel room during a naval assignment as a member of the U.S. Navy Reserves.
For about six months, Bailey said Kovack had a roommate, who he allowed to use the laptop to send emails and surf the Internet.
“His best speculation is that it was his roommate, because he has no idea how it could have gotten there,” Bailey said.
Bailey said Kovack instructed Ehrlich to delete the pornography files.

THIS IS JUST ONE MORE IMPLAUSIBLE EXCUSE FROM AUDITOR MIKE, SINCE PLACING BLAME FOR THE PORN ON HIS 11 YEAR-OLD SON JUST DIDN'T FLY!

Perhaps we should examine the gaping holes in this latest version of AUDITOR MIKE'S WILDLY PREPOSTEROUS EXCUSES.

Firstly, Medina County issued a laptop computer for use in the official business of Medina County only!  If AUDITOR MIKE had been on military leave from his office as Medina County Auditor, there would not have been any official Medina County business to conduct.  Therefore, there would have been no need for AUDITOR MIKE to take his Medina County computer to Washington, D.C.

According to AUDITOR MIKE'S IT Specialist, WHO AUDITOR MIKE IS TRYING TO FIRE BECAUSE SHE IS AN HONEST PUBLIC EMPLOYEE, UNLIKE AUDITOR MIKE, THERE WAS A WHOLE LOT OF RUSSIAN PORN ON AUDITOR MIKE'S MEDINA COUNTY LAPTOP.

Turning once again to the MEDINA GASSETTE article:
Ehrlich told a Gazette reporter Wednesday that she discovered the pornography on Kovack’s laptop, which was infected with a computer virus.
 
There were hundreds, maybe thousands, of pictures,” Ehrlich said. “Some of the files were very disturbing.
We can conclude from Ms. Ehrlich's remarks that the "hundreds, maybe thousands, of pictures" were not residing on AUDITOR MIKE'S Medina County laptop by mistake or accident.

JUST WHO WAS AUDITOR MIKE'S UNNAMED ROOMMATE?  Perhaps one of the "models" from the THOUSANDS OF RUSSIAN PORN PICS ON AUDITOR MIKE'S MEDINA COUNTY LAPTOP!

IT IS MUCH EASIER FOR AUDITOR MIKE TO PLACE THE BLAME FOR HIS PORNOGRAPHIC INDISCRETIONS ON A FACELESS, NAMELESS PHANTOM "ROOMMATE" RATHER THAN HIS 11 YEAR-OLD SON, AS HE DID EARLIER !

There follows an interesting contradiction in the "story."

Initially, Ken Bacca, another goofy buffoon from the Medina County Sheriff's Office, threw his two cents into the controversy:
Medina County Sheriff’s Capt. Kenneth Baca said his detectives launched their investigation in April and sent results of the investigation to Erie County Prosecutor Kevin Baxter, who was appointed to serve as a special prosecutor in the case after Medina County Prosecutor Dean Holman recused himself from the investigation.
WHAT INVESTIGATION?  Setting aside the fact that "his detectives" are incapable of conducting more than a 36-minute "investigation," the blogger earlier reported that one of the brighter of the sheriff's "detectives" instructed one of AUDITOR MIKE'S EMPLOYEES TO DEVELOP SOME MORE EVIDENCE AND REPORT BACK TO HIM.  QUITE AN INVESTIGATION, INDEED!

The MEDINA GASSETTE article goes on to report the comments from DINO HOEMAN'S BEST BUD, SLEAZY ERIE COUNTY PROSECUTOR KEVIN BAXTER:
Baxter criticized the commissioners for publicizing the allegations, saying they could impede his investigation.
BAXTER claims it is "his investigation."

THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION ARISES AS TO JUST WHO IS CONDUCTING AN INVESTIGATION OF AUDITOR MIKE'S ALLEGED MISCONDUCT.

THE SHORT ANSWER IS "NOBODY!"





Wednesday, September 10, 2014

AUDITOR MIKE "MANS UP, " BLAMES HIS SON FOR RUSSIAN PORN !

AUDITOR MIKE HAS SHOWN HIS TRUE COLORS!

To set the stage, AUDITOR MIKE has been issued a laptop computer, the property of Medina County.  AUDITOR MIKE was issued the computer with the reasonable expectation that he would use the Medina County computer for Medina County business, and nothing more.

Given the fact that this is the computer age, and much business is conducted via computer, AUDITOR MIKE employs an IT Specialist on his staff.   That makes perfectly good business sense.

There came a time that AUDITOR MIKE'S MEDINA COUNTY COMPUTER WAS SO INFECTED BY COMPUTER VIRUSES THAT HE COULD NOT OPEN THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

Readers can rest assured that those computer viruses did not come from analyzing spreadsheets and balance sheets pertaining to Medina County official business.

AUDITOR MIKE, who apparently had an urgent need to communicate with some of those "hot babes" at MATCH.COM, was reduced to seeking the help of his IT Specialist to effect the necessary repairs and to get his laptop in good working order.t

AUDITOR MIKE'S IT Specialist plunged in, did her magic, and, voila, AUDITOR MIKE'S official Medina County computer was once again up and running.

As the story goes, AUDITOR MIKE'S IT Specialist concluded that his official Medina County computer had acquired a number of computer viruses during repeated visits to RUSSIAN PORN WEBSITES.

After having repaired AUDITOR MIKE'S official Medina County laptop, the IT Specialist reported her findings to AUDITOR MIKE, including the fact that his computer was LOADED WITH RUSSIAN PORN.

AUDITOR MIKE. apparently quick on his feet, decided to "man up" to the obvious indiscretions.

AUDITOR MIKE BLAMED HIS 11 YEAR-OLD SON FOR LOADING HIS OFFICIAL MEDINA COUNTY LAPTOP WITH RUSSIAN PORN !

Can you believe that?  Just like the rest of these fine Medina County "public servants," AUDITOR MIKE JUST CAN'T BRING HIMSELF TO SPEAK THE TRUTH!

AUDITOR MIKE would have us all believe that, instead of playing baseball and doing his homework, his 11 year-old son was whiling away the hours and burning the midnight oil accessing RUSSIAN PORN WEBSITES ON AUDITOR MIKE'S OFFICIAL MEDINA COUNTY LAPTOP.
WHERE WAS AUDITOR MIKE WHEN ALL THIS WAS ALLEGEDLY GOING ON, OUT ON A DATE WITH ONE OF THOSE "HOT BABES" FROM MATCH.COM?

EVEN IF ONE WERE INCLINED TO BELIEVE THIS PREPOSTEROUS EXCUSE, WHY DIDN'T AUDITOR MIKE DELETE THE FILES FROM THE RUSSIAN PORN WEBSITES FROM HIS OFFICIAL MEDINA COUNTY LAPTOP WHEN HE FOUND THEM?

THAT'S A PRETTY GLARING HOLE IN AUDITOR MIKE'S WILD EXCUSE!

FURTHER, AUDITOR MIKE EMPLOYED THE SERVICES OF A MEDINA COUNTY EMPLOYEE, ON COUNTY TIME AND BEING PAID BY TAXPAYERS, TO ADDRESS HIS PERSONAL FAUX PAS !  WHERE IS THE VALUE TO MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS THERE?

COME ON, AUDITOR MIKE!  WHILE MOST OF US MAY HAVE BEEN BORN AT NIGHT, IT CERTAINLY WASN'T LAST NIGHT !