Monday, March 30, 2015

LET'S TAKE A PEEK AT WHATEVER CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN AND ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER ARE NOW TRYING TO CONCEAL FROM PUBLIC VIEW!

Regular readers of this blog should by now recognizing a pattern.  Every time the prosecutors in this case file a brief, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER, Medina County's two leading JAGOFFS, give David Wadsworth, the Clerk of Courts, the nod to make the briefs available for public viewing.

When an opposing brief is filed by the defense, however, pointing out their UNETHICAL AND UNLAWFUL CONDUCT, the TWO JAGOFFS, HOEMAN AND LAPDOG refuse to permit Wadsworth from making the briefs unavailable to the general public.

THAT'S HOW THESE TWO JAGOFFS WORK.  WHAT YOU, THE PUBLIC, DON'T KNOW CAN'T HURT THESE  TWO JAGOFFS !

LET'S TAKE ANOTHER PEEK AT WHAT THESE TWO JAGOFFS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.

Presented below is an image depicting the latest docket entries in the case being profiled at this blog, already reversed twice due to PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT.



As you, the reader can see, the Clerk of Court makes the Motion for Reconsideration of Change of Venue Order.  To set the stage, Judge Patricia has scheduled the potential THIRD TRIAL ON THE SAME ALLEGED OFFENSE in Cuyahoga County. DINO HOEMAN for sure doesn't want that to happen.  The defendant might actually get a FAIR TRIAL in Cuyahoga County, which is contrary to all of the official practices and policies of the office of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN where PROSECUTORAL MISCONDUCT is encouraged and rewarded.

You can see that the OPPOSITION TO STATE'S MOTION TO RECONSIDER ORDER ON CHANGE OF VENUE  Why, might you ask, do the TWO JAGOFFS, HOEMAN and his LAPDOG, "PUBLIUS" COLLIER wish to deprive you, the reader, of the facts contained therein?

The short answer is that they don't want you to know about the egregious persistent misconduct of these TWO JAGOFFS!

IN ACCORD WITH THE CONSTITUTIONAL MANDATE FOR OPEN AND PUBLIC TRIALS (THAT DOES NOT APPLY IN THE INDEPENDENT NATION OF MEDINA COUNTY),THE BLOGGER WILL REVEAL, ONCE AGAIN, THE INFORMATION THAT THE TWO JAGOFFS DON'T WANT YOU, THE PUBLIC, TO KNOW.

In the following posts at this blog, the Blogger will publish the content of the OPPOSITION TO STATE'S MOTION TO RECONSIDER ORDER ON CHANGE OF VENUE to reveal all of the reasons for moving this trial, and every other trial, to Cuahoga County.

Friday, March 27, 2015

LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S COURT REPORTER, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY PLACES 9-1-1 CALL TO THE FASHION POLICE!

Rumor has it the DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE AND COURT REPORTER IS FED UP !

After making countless trip to Victoria's Secret to shop for all of those sheer negligees that so appeal to LAPDOG COLLIER'S prurient interests, just what has she gotten besides the salami in return (setting aside the obvious)?

In exchange, she has had to sit day after day in LAPDOG COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, typing all of that conversation, much of which she was going the change and delete later.  Moreover, she has had to sit there before the bench with LAPDOG COLLIER leering at her and fondling his balls in his staid black robes.

Readers can research prior information about LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLER fondling his balls at a prior post at the blog, captioned LAPDOG COLLIER SEEN FONDLING HIS BALLS AT GOLF OUTING !! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2013/09/lapdog-collier-seen-fondling-his-balls.html


 "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY has had enough, as the rumor goes.  After much research and consideration, GARRITY has taken the bold move of purchasing stylish new robes, shown below.  To top it off, LAPDOG COLLIER'S new robes come with a matching hat, to boot.



LAPDOG COLLIER'S stylish new robes offer him some very definite advantages.  Not only will he be surprising all of those innocent defendants he and CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN intend to frame and railroad into prison, he can wear them out and about at dinner on those regular weekend trysts with GARRITY in Kentucky and West Virginia while his wife thinks he's at another of those frequent and imaginary weekend "judicial conferences."

LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S NEW ROBES ARE REMINISCENT OF 1950 MISSISSIPPI, JUST LIKE THE PROCEEDINGS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN AND ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER. MEDINA COUNTY'S TWO LEADING JAGOFFS, ON SECRET MISSION !!!

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER. MEDINA COUNTY'S TWO LEADING JAGOFFS, have embarked on a secret mission.

In fact, the mission is so secret, they had to leave the continental United States.

DINO and LAPDOG have traveled to the distant land of Mongolia to test a new GPS tracking device with world-wide tracking capabilities.  HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" COLLIER plan to order the new tracking device into service by the Medina County probation department to keep tabs on probationers, particularly those who may have been ordered to refrain from the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

For example, take the example of CUYAHOGA COUNTY PROSECUTOR TIMOTHY McGINTY who has been cited in Medina County for DUI.  Assume that, following his court appearance in court here in Medina, McGinty had been placed on probation and ordered to refrain from drinking.

Suppose, then, that McGINTY traveled to Detroit, MI with a number of officers from the Drug Task Force.  Further suppose that, while in Detroit, McGINTY slipped across the international border into Windsor Canada and got rip-roaring drunk, as he did in 1990.

With the new international tracking device, his probation violation would have been detected immediately and the Medina County SWAT team could have been dispatched to apprehend McGINTY at the border as he crossed back into the United States.

As for the recent secret mission by DINO HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" COLLIER, who traveled together to Mongolia.  Upon arrival there, both HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" went their separate ways.  At the appointed hour, on the appointed day, both HOEMAN and 'PUBLIUS" COLLIER activated their tracking devices simultaneously.

Back here in Medina County, the tracking monitor was "manned" by LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE AND COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.  

The test was a resounding success.  The graphic below demonstrates the precise positions of HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" COLLIER during the test.


SUCCESSFUL TEST !

Friday, March 20, 2015

ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER HAS THE RIGHT STUFF TO BE NAMED MEDINA COUNTY'S #1 JAGOFF !!!

As regular readers of this blog are by now aware, the legal career of ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER is about to crash and burn. LAPDOG'S unlawful conduct, arising in part from his SORDID LONGSTANDING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS COURT REPORTER, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO THE LIGHT OF DAY. That, of course, presents somewhat of a conundrum to LAPDOG COLLIER.  Just what will he do after he finishes his prison sentence?

Alas, there is hope for the future for LAPDOG COLLIER, for whom there is potential for life after prison.

Rosie Palm(e) and her five sisters have been in contact with the Pentagon and have recommended LAPDOG COLLIER for future employment as a JAGOFF in Washington, D.C.  It is questionable that Washington needs even more JAGOFFS, as if there weren't already enough JAGOFFS in the nation's capitol.

It is unknown whether Rosie Palm(e) and her five sisters are related to DINO HOEMAN'S "undercover" investigator Chris Palm(e) [known to the general public as Fred Wolk] who has been placed by CORRUPT COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN in the Medina County Jail to unlawfully elicit information from inmates housed in the Medina County Jail, thus violating the Fifth, Sixth, and Fourteenth Amendment protections of inmates awaiting trial.

The United States military is looking for low-rent, bottom-feeding, third-rate lawyers to represent terror suspects in courts martial, both Al Qaeda terrorists being held in Guantanamo Bay and those ISIS terrorists who may be captured in Syria and Iraq.  That's where LAPDOG COLLIER fits into the grand scheme of things. If accepted into the program, almost a certainty, he will be inducted into the Judge Advocate General (JAG) Corps as an Officer (OFF), hence the term JAGOFF.

Military investigators have quietly gone about conducting a background and suitability investigation to determine whether LAPDOG COLLIER qualifies for a position as a JAGOFF.  Rumor has been circulating that, based in preliminary results, Pentagon brass already consider LAPDOG COLLIER to possess all the requisite characteristics that would make him a FIRST CLASS JAGOFF (as if we didn't already know it).

Military investigators have interviewed attorneys outside of Medina County who have had the misfortune to appear before Illegitimate "judge" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER in his KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.  Their opinions were unanimous, one of whom stated, "COLLIER acted like a JAGOFF in and out of court throughout the entire trial."

Those same investigators likewise interviewed a number of the members of the Medina County Bar and Pickpocket Association, finding that a number of those interviewed likewise appeared to have all the requisite requirements to qualify as JAGOFFS as well, particularly members of the Medina County Bar & Pickpocket Association's grievance committee.

In fact, retired "judge" RICHARD (the) "DICK" MARKUS was recognized as a renowned JAGOFF  in Northeast Ohio long before he was awarded the honorary title of CHIEF AMONG MORONS by a local Native American tribe.

Moreover, the blogger has witnessed trials conducted by both ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER and RICHARD (the) "DICK" MARKUS and can assure  readers that both are COMPLETE AND TOTAL JAGOFFS WITH NO SOCIALLY REDEEMING VALUE.

Military investigators even went so far as to interview inmates at Ohio State prisons who have been wrongly convicted and had their trial transcripts deliberately altered by LAPDOG COLLIER and his MISTRESS and MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.  One of the wrongly convicted inmates said it best, "That Collier is definitely a real JAGOFF!"

The one sticking point in LAPDOG COLLIER'S background is his longstanding, sordid sexual relationship with his court reporter, mistress, and main squeeze  DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, raising concerns that he may very well turn out to be an UNRELIABLE JAGOFF.

The fears of the investigators were allayed, however, following their interview of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN.  HOEMAN is reported to have told investigators, "You can definitely count on Collier to follow orders.  He does everything we tell him to do, no matter how illegal, without fail. You could not find any better qualified candidate for the position of JAGOFF than Collier.  He acts like a complete JAGOFF around the courthouse each and every day."

Of course HOEMAN is no slacker either.  Rumor has it that he has long been considered to be a FLAMING JAGOFF by local citizens, even though there is no evidence he ever served in the military

The final suitability report has been written and submitted to the Pentagon. Consideration of LAPDOG COLLIER'S nomination has been put on hold, however, until legal matters pertaining to his manifold violations of law have been properly addressed and redressed.  That, of course, may take some years, even with time off for good behavior.

Ultimately LAPDOG COLLIER may have a future that is not completely bleak after he is removed from the bench and disbarred by the Ohio Supreme Court.  In fact, he has the potential to excel and one day earn the title of JAGOFF OF THE YEAR.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

QUESTION OF THE DAY

A reader of this blog submitted this question to the blog, for your consideration.

QUESTION OF THE DAY

"Given the fact that philandering "Judge" Collier has been involved in a longstanding sordid sexual relationship with his mistress and court reporter Donna Garrity, unlike his numerous prior affairs, why doesn't he just divorce his second wife and marry Garrity?"

BEST ANSWER

Although the blogger cannot know what is in LAPDOG COLLIER'S feeble mind, there is no definitive answer, unless LAPDOG comes forward with his own explanation and answer.  One can only guess as to his long-term plans and motives.

There is, however, an old adage which certainly applies in this situation:

"WHY BUY THE COW WHEN THE MILK IS FREE?"

Sunday, March 15, 2015

THE MYSERY OF THE ELUSIVE WOODPECKER DEEPENS !

Regular readers of this blog may recall that the blogger was the first to report that wildlife officers have been alerted to the presumptive presence of an elusive woodpecker in the Medina County Courthouse, Mosque &Railroad Station based upon the discovery of identical pecker tracks on the desks of illegitimate "judge" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER and LAPDOG'S COURT REPORTER, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.  For further details, readers can consult a prior post at this blog captioned WILDLIFE OFFICERS ON HIGH ALERT ! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/03/wildlife-officers-on-high-alert.html 

UPDATE ON THE ELUSIVE WOODPECKER 

Wildlife officers have been on high alert for sightings of the elusive woodpecker reported to have taken up residence in the Medina County Courthouse, Mosque & Railroad Station since the time that a custodial crew reported finding mysterious pecker tracks on LAPDOG COLLIER'S desk, as well as upon the desk of DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, whose office is located adjacent to LAPDOG COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

A comprehensive search of the Medina County Courthouse, Mosque & Railroad Station failed to identify just where the elusive woodpecker had concealed itself.

Wildlife officers, however, were quick to react to two anonymous tips then thought to lead to the discovery and capture of the elusive woodpecker, presumptively an endangered species (as difficult as that may be to believe).

THE FIRST ANONYMOUS TIP

The first anonymous caller dialed 9-1-1to report that DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY had recently purchased a large bottle of RIPPLE wine at Buehler's Market for the princely sum of $1.29.  The anonymous caller reported that, when checking out, GARRITY said to the cashier, "There is nothing better to cleanse the palate to remove the bitter aftertaste of pecker from your mouth than a tall glass of Ripple."

The caller  recalled that mysterious  pecker tracks had been reported on LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S desk and put two and two together, prompting to 9-1-1 call to the Medina County Sheriff's Office.

THE SECOND ANONYMOUS TIP

Shortly after the first anonymous tip, a second anonymous caller reported that a large number of pecker tracks could be found within the residence of DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

THE "INVESTIGATION"  

Upon receipt of the second anonymous call, in short order after the first, it was time to panic. The sheriff's dispatcher dispatched all available cars to GARRITY'S home, where they closed off the road to all traffic and established a perimeter around the house.

Three sheriff's deputies, armed with automatic assault rifles, "concealed" themselves in the trees surrounding "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY'S home.

Soon after establishing the perimeter, one of the sharp-eyed deputies observed LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER enter his auto parked in GARRITY'S driveway.  The radio crackled when the deputy asked, "Where did  he come from?"  Another deputy could be heard on the radio, "Should we stop him?"  The Sergeant in charge of this operation was quick to respond, "NO!  Forget you ever saw him here.  Nothing in your report about that."

As soon as wildlife officers arrived on scene, the sheriff's deputies prepared to assault the GARRITY residence.  No search warrant is necessary in Medina County.  CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER did away with all of those constitutional niceties long ago in Medina County.

Given both of the anonymous tips called into the sheriff's office, sheriff's deputies fully believed that LAPDOG COLLIER and "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY intended to barbeque the elusive woodpecker.

As the sheriff's deputies crept closer to GARRITY'S home, the Sergeant in command spied smoke rising from GARRITY'S barbeque gas grill.  Investigating further in an attempt to determine whether LAPDOG COLLIER and "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY had been barbecuing the elusive woodpecker, the Sergeant placed his hand on the hood of the grill to determine the temperature.  HE SUFFERED THIRD-DEGREE BURNS TO HIS GUN HAND!

When the sheriff's Sergeant let out a HOWL, the other deputies mistook it for the signal to assault and blew through GARRITY'S doors, front and rear.

GARRITY, clad only in a sheer Victoria's Secret negligee, was startled, to say the least.  She retreated into her bedroom and covered herself with one of LAPDOG COLLIER'S long-sleeved dress shirts.

Sheriff's deputies did a quick sweep of the house and discovered a half-empty bottle of Ripple, just as the anonymous caller had said.

Wildlife officers then questioned GARRITY about her activities on that date.  GARRITY firmly denied that she had anything to do with the elusive woodpecker.  One of the sheriff's deputies, convinced of GARRITY'S guilt without any supporting evidence (a daily occurrence in Medina County) asked her cynically, "How was the taste of the pecker?"

GARRITY never budged from her story.  She consistently denied that she had tasted any pecker on that date, but admitted that she and LAPDOG COLLIER had shared the salami shortly before he left.

Deputies conducted a thorough five-minute search of "HAVE IT YOUR" GARRITY'S house and grounds but found no sign of the elusive woodpecker, not even a single feather.

THE MYSTERY OF THE ELUSIVE WOODPECKER GOES ON!  
 

Friday, March 13, 2015

HOEMAN/BAXTER TEAM CONFIRMS MEDINA REPUBLICRATS IMMUNE FROM FELONY PROSECUTION

SLEAZY ERIE COUNTY PROSECUTOR KEVIN BAXTER, WHO HAS HAD ONE OR MORE SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH A WITNESS PRIOR TO A HOMICIDE TRIAL AMONG OTHER THINGS, HAS ADMITTED THAT, BY PRIOR AGREEMENT WITH CORRUPT MEDINA PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, ALL MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLICRAT OFFICE HOLDERS HAVE BEEN GRANTED IMMUNITY FROM FELONY PROSECUTION.  PRESUMABLE THAT IMMUNITY EXTENDS TO SUCH OFFENSES AS BURGLARY (MARK WHITFIELD) AND HOMICIDE.

BAXTER, WHO IS REPUTED TO HAVE PROVIDED A LOVE NEST IN CLEVELAND FOR ONE OF HIS SEX SLAVES, AT TAXPAYERS' EXPENSE, CONFIRMED REPUBLICRAT IMMUNITY FROM FELONY PROSECUTION IN A STATEMENT TO THE MEDINA GASSETTE. 

FOR BACKGROUND INFORMATION ON BAXTER, SEE THE PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG CAPTIONED ERIE COUNTY PROSECUTOR KEVIN BAXTER RETURNS TO MEDINA COUNTY; IN SEARCH OF NEW SEX SLAVE? easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2012/02/erie-county-prosecutor-kevin-baxter.html

BAXTER OFFERED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT TO THE MEDINA GASSETTE PUBLISHED ON FEBRUARY 11, 2015.

"Back in the ‘90s, Burke got misdemeanor charges, Wadsworth got misdemeanor charges, we’ve handled it pretty consistently,” Baxter said. “I guess the other politicians who are objecting right now aren’t looking at it consistently.”
TRANSLATION : IF YOU ARE A MEDINA REPUBLICRAT OFFICE HOLDER, NOT TO WORRY. NO FELONY PROSECUTIONS FOR YOU.

The entire Gassette article can be found at  http://medinagazette.northcoastnow.com/2015/02/11/2-commissioners-vs-auditor-email-fuels-medina-county-feud/

ONLY STEVE HAMBLEY BELIEVES THAT HOEMAN IS AN "HONEST GUY," WHICH CERTAINLY SPEAKS TO HAMBLEY'S MENTAL STATE, OR LACK THEREOF.