MEDINA COUNTY COMMISSIONERS APPROVE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CONTRACT PROPOSAL FOR EXPERT SERVICES !

THE MANNER IN WHICH THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAS HANDLED THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON, WHOSE ABANDONED SUV WAS FOUND AT THE SNOW-COVERED SHORES OF CHIPPEWA LAKE, HAS CERTAINLY RAISED SOME EYEBROWS OF MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS

OF COURSE, AS IS KNOWN, CHIPPEWA LAKE WAS SNOW AND ICE COVERED, BUT FOR AN AREA OF OPEN WATER IN THE CENTER.  WHILE THE LOCAL FIRE CHIEF HAD MUSTERED HIS TROOPS TO BEGIN A SEARCH OF THE OPEN WATERS OF THE LAKE, THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF BARRED THE FIRE CHIEF FROM CONDUCTING SUCH A SEARCH.

A TRUE STROKE OF "GENIUS" BY THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF!

ON THE AFTERNOON OF FEBRUARY 23, 2017, AFTER READING A POST AT THIS BLOG CAPTIONED BODY OF MISSING LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE RECOVERED FROM CHIPPEWA LAKE, MUCH TO THE SURPRISE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE !  (COMMENTING ON THE FAILURE TO SEARCH FOR FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW) THE SHERIFF HELD A NEWS CONFERENCE AT WHICH HE CLAIMED, "WE LOOKED FOR FOOTPRINTS."

SURE THEY DID!

IT SIMPLY BOGGLES THE MIND THAT SHERIFF'S PERSONNEL DIDN'T BOTHER TO LOOK FOR FOR FOOTPRINTS, DRAG MARKS, OR EVEN A BLOOD TRAIL ACROSS THE SNOW-COVERED ICE OF CHIPPEWA LAKE ON THE MORNING THAT MACRON'S ABANDONED CAR WAS RECOVERED AT THAT PRECISE LOCATION!

GIVEN THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE INABILITY TO FOLLOW FOOTPRINTS/TRACKS IN THE SNOW, THE MEDINA COUNTY COMMISSIONERS HAVE AUTHORIZED THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF TO ENTER INTO A CONTRACT FOR TRACKING SERVICES, AS NEEDED, WITH A COUPLE OF EXPERT TRACKERS, PICTURED BELOW.

THE NEXT TIME MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S PERSONNEL NEED TO FOLLOW FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW, THESE ARE DEFINITELY THE GO-TO GUYS!

LATE BREAKING NEWS ON THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE !!!!

HERE IS A HEADLINE YOU WON'T FIND PUBLISHED IN THE MEDINA GASSETTE, "WHERE NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS," THE OFFICIAL ORACLE OF THE MEDINA REPUBLIKKKRAT PARTY.

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF BARS CHIPPEWA FIRE CHIEF FROM SEARCHING THE OPEN WATERS OF CHIPPEWA LAKE ON THE DATE OF THE DISAPPEARANCE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON!!!

HERE'S THE REAL SCOOP YOU WON'T FIND ANYWHERE IN THE PAGES OF THE MEDINA GASSETTE, "WHERE NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS."

THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED INFORMATION FROM A WELL PLACED SOURCE THAT MACRON'S SUV WAS SEEN BY A VILLAGE RESIDENT, PARKED AT THE BEACHFRONT PARKING LOT IN THE VILLAGE OF CHIPPEWA LAKE NO LATER THAN 7:30 AM ON THE DATE OF MACRON'S DISAPPEARANCE.

WHEN THINGS STARTED TO HEAT UP AT THE SCENE OF THE RECOVERY OF MACRON'S SUV, THE FIRE CHIEF OF THE LAFAYETTE/CHIPPEWA VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPARTMENT , LOCATED A FEW SHORT BLOCKS FROM THE BEACHFRONT PARKING LOT,  MUSTERED HIS TROOPS AND MADE PREPARATIONS TO SEARCH THE OPEN WATERS OF CHIPPEWA LAKE FOR MACRON.

NOW THAT WAS A REASONABLE AND SENSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION GVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES AT THE MOMENT.

BUT NO !!! THE MORONS FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE INSTRUCTED THE FIRE CHIEF TO NOT SEARCH THE LAKE, FORESTALLING THE LIKELY RECOVERY OF MR. MACRON'S MORTAL REMAINS!!!!

READERS WILL NOTE THAT THE FIRE CHIEF HAD A BETTER GRASP OF PROPER LAW ENFORCEMENT PROCEDURES THAN DID THE COUNTY SHERIFF.

PERHAPS THE FIRE CHIEF, WHO HAS A DECIDEDLY BETTER GRASP OF LAW ENFORCEMENT PROCEDURES THAN THE SHERIFF, SHOULD REPLACE  THE PRESENT MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF.  THE FIRE CHIEF WILL LIKELY DO A MUCH BETTER JOB OF ENFORCING THE LAW THAN THE CURRENT UNEDUCATED AND UNTRAINED SHERIFF'S PERSONNEL!!! 

IT IS CLEAR THAT "COMMON SENSE IS NOT SO COMMON" AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.

HAVE ANOTHER DONUT, BOYS!

MEDINA COURT REPORTERS, INC. OFFERS JOB TO DISGRACED FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN !!!

THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED A NUMBER OF INQUIRIES FROM READERS OF THIS BLOG WANTING TO BE UPDATED ON THE STATUS OF DISGRACED FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN.

AS IT TURNS OUT, WORD HAS REACHED THE BLOGGER, THAT DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, AS WELL AS THE OWNER-OPERATOR OF MEDINA COURT REPORTERS, INC., HAS OFFERED EMPLOYMENT TO DISGRACED FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN.

ACCORDING TO SOURCES, GARRITY HAS OFFERED HOE-MAN A MANAGEMENT POSITION IN THE ALTERATIONS DEPARTMENT AT MEDINA COURT REPORTERS, INC.

THIS "POSITION" IS RIGHT UP HOE-MAN'S ALLEY.  AS MANAGER OF THE ALTERATIONS DEPARTMENT, HOE-MAN WILL BE REQUIRED TO TAKE INSTRUCTIONS AND DIRECTION FROM "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AS TO WHICH TRANSCRIPTS, AND PORTIONS THEREOF, "WEASELPECKER" WANTS TO MATERIALLY ALTER IN A FUTILE ATTEMPT TO PRESERVE HIS ALREADY-TARNISHED REPUTATION AS A "JUDGE" OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.

AS AN ASIDE, THE BLOGGER WOULDN'T TRUST "WEASELPECKER" TO JUDGE A CAKE-EATING CONTEST AT THE MEDINA COUNTY FAIR! 

ON THE ONE HAND, THIS WILL BE A SHOCKING ROLE REVERSAL FOR HOE-MAN, IN THAT HE HAS BEEN ACCUSTOMED TO DICTATING UNLAWFUL, ERRONEOUS "RULINGS" AND SENTENCES TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHO DARED NOT DISOBEY HOE-MAN'S MARCHING ORDERS!

ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS IS A NATURAL FIT FOR HOE-MAN, WHO PERSONALLY HAS EXTENSIVE EXPERIENCE MATERIALLY ALTERING "OFFICIAL" TRANSCRIPTS, THIS ACCORDING TO GARRITY HERSELF.  TAKE, FOR EXAMPLE, THE ADMISSION THAT GARRITY MADE TO  A VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME THAT HOE-MAN AND LOCAL JAGOFF ATTORNEY LARRY COURTNEY "EDITED" A TRANSCRIPT OF A HEARING HELD BEFORE HER MAIN SQUEEZE, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, REMOVING 76 PAGES FROM AN ORIGINAL 92-PAGED TRANSCRIPT, LEAVING ONLY 16 PAGES REMAINING!!!

APPARENTLY, DINO HOE-MAN BELIEVED THAT MATERIALLY ALTERING AND TAMPERING  WITH "OFFICIAL" TRANSCRIPTS OF COURT PROCEEDINGS WAS A RIGHT RESERVED TO HIM AS PROSECUTOR ALTHOUGH THE BLOGGER HAS BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE ANY SUCH PROVISION IN THE OHIO REVISED CODE.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER STUMBLES DURING TRAFFIC STOP ON I-71

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER COMMITTED AN EMBARRASSING FAUX PAS DURING A TRAFFIC STOP ON I-71 OVER THE WEEKEND.

IT SEEMS AS THOUGH "WEASELPECKER" HAD BEEN WEAVING JUST A BIT ON THE HIGHWAY AS HE RETURNED FROM A VISIT TO ONE OF HIS FAVORITE WATERING HOLES IN EUCLID.

AS "WEASELPECKER" WAS TOOLING DOWN THE HIGHWAY, SINGING ALONG WITH "NEGRO" SPIRITUALS PLAYING ON THE RADIO, HE LOOKED UP TO SEE THOSE INFAMOUS BLUE LIGHTS PULSING IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR.

"WEASELPECKER" PULLED OVER TO THE BERM AND QUICKLY DONNED HIS BLACK ROBES, JUST IN CASE.

THE STATE TROOPER APPROACHED, REQUESTED "WEASELPECKER'S" DRIVERS LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.  AS "WEASELPECKER" DUTIFULLY COMPLIED, THE TROOPER DETECTED THE ODOR OF ALCOHOL EMANATING FROM "WEASELPECKER'S" RIDE.

THE TROOPER "INVITED" "WEASELPECKER" OUT OF HIS RIDE AND ADMINISTERED A FIELD SOBRIETY TEST.  NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE TROOPER WASN'T IMPRESSED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" PERFORMANCE AND DECIDED THAT HE HAD TO PROCEED FURTHER.

THE TROOPER TURNED TO "WEASELPECKER" AND STERNLY SAID, "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BLOW."

"WEASELPECKER" IMMEDIATELY DROPPED TO HIS KNEES AND REACHED FOR THE TROOPER'S ZIPPER.

OOPS! "WEASELPECKER'S" BAD!!!

THIS IS JUST THE LATEST MISADVENTURE OF OUR LOVABLE LITTLE BUFFOON, LAPDOG, VILLAGE IDIOT, TOWN WHORE AND PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, A CONFIRMED "ROOSTER (COCK) SUCKER!"

THE MEDINA GASSETTE AND RAT TV SCORE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SENIOR TRAINER AT THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY

 THEY'VE ACCOMPLISHED THE UNIMAGINABLE.  THE MEDINA GASSETTE, WHERE "NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS," AND RAT TV, DEVOTED TO THE EXPLOITS OF CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARDS LIKE PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA JUDGE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, HAVE TEAMED UP TO SCORE AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JASON BLAHA, YOUTUBE SENSATION AND SENIOR TRAINER AT THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY!

IN LIGHT OF THE MOST RECENT FAILED "INVESTIGATION" (ONE AMONG MANY) IN THE DISAPPEARANCE OF LAFAYETTE TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON, WHOSE REMAINS WERE RECOVERED FROM CHIPPEWA LAKE MUCH TO THE SURPRISE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE, IT ONLY SEEMS APPROPRIATE TO EVALUATE THE EXCELLENT TRAINING MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES RECEIVE AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES," THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY.

SHOWN BELOW IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF JASON BLAHA, SENIOR LAW ENFORCEMENT TRAINER AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION.

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WELL KNOW, MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES RECEIVE ADVANCED LAW ENFORCEMENT TRAINING AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES," THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY, THE OFFICIAL TRAINING ACADEMY OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.

THE MEDINA GASSETTE AND RAT TV WERE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF BLAHA'S LUNCH BREAK, BETWEEN TRAINING SESSIONS, AND RECORDED THE FOLLOWING INTERVIEW IN THE EMPLOYEES' LOUNGE ON THE MAIN CAMPUS OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dteoMB6_ah4&feature=em-share_video_user

TO BE FAIR, BLAHA CLAIMS THAT, WHILE IN HIGH SKOOL, HE WAS RECRUITED BY THE UNITED STATES CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY (CIA) AS A MERCENARY TO PERFORM "VERY DANGEROUS WORK" IN THE JUNGLES OF SOUTH AMERICA. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE "300 CONFIRMED KILLS."

BLAHA'S CLAIMS SEEM TO BE OUTLANDISH, AT BEST, AND WARRANT SOME SCRUTINY.  LET'S EXAMINE SOME OF HIS CLAIMS, SHOWN ABOVE AND ELSEWHERE, AND PUT THEM TO THE TEST.

JASON BLAHA : "I TRAINED AT THE FARM AT LANGLEY."

BLAHA MAKES AN OBVIOUS REFERENCE TO TRAINING AT CIA HEADQUARTERS, LANGLEY, VA, WHICH IS NOT "THE FARM" WHERE THE CIA CONDUCTS TRAINING.
SHOW BELOW IS WHERE BLAHA, A RESIDENT OF THE STATE OF TEXAS, ACTUALLY "TRAINED" TO SPREAD LIBERAL AMOUNTS OF BULLSHIT.

SHOWN BELOW IS BLAHA'S WEAPON OF CHOICE, WHICH HE CLAIMS IS "ACCURATE TO 1,000 YARDS."

JASON BLAHA : "PEOPLE WITH THE RIGHT BACKGROUND,  APTITUDES, AND SKILL  SETS WERE RECRUITED [AS MERCENARIES]."

SHOWN BELOW IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF BLAHA'S FIRST CONFIRMED KILL, THE FIRST OF 300 SUCH CONFIRMED KILLS.

JASON BLAHA : "EVERYTHING WAS DONE CLANDESTINELY."

SHOWN BELOW IS A PHOTO OF BLAHA "OPERATING" IN CLANDESTINE MODE.

JASON BLAHA ON "PATROL" IN  A DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT. SHOWN BELOW.

JASON BLAHA : "I WAS HUNTER OF EXOTIC, VERY DANGEROUS GAME."

JASON BLAHA : "I HAVE EXPERIENCE DOING SNATCH AND GRABS IN THE FIELD."

SHOWN BELOW IS A PHOTO OF ONE SUCH "SNATCH & GRAB" BY BLAHA.

AS A RESULT OF HIS MERITORIOUS SERVICE TO THE CIA IN THE JUNGLES OF SOUTH AMERICA, ALLEGEDLY TRACKING DOWN DRUG CARTEL MEMBERS AND GUN RUNNERS, BLAHA WAS AWARDED THE AGENCY'S MOST DISTINGUISHED HONOR, SHOWN BELOW.

MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS CAN REST EASY KNOWING THAT SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES HAVE RECEIVED THE BEST TRAINING, FROM SUCH EXPERT TRAINERS, THAT MONEY CAN BUY . . . UNTIL THE NEXT REAL CRIME OCCURS OUT IN THE COUNTY!

QUESTION OF THE DAY !

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG ARE AWARE, THE BLOGGER OCCASIONALLY TAKES TIME OUT FROM PUBLISHING THE CURRENT MEDINA "NEWS" TO ENTERTAIN A QUESTION FROM A READER. IN FACT,  IT HAS BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE THE BLOGGER HAS RESPONDED, IN PRINT, TO A READER'S QUESTION.

TODAY IS JUST ONE OF THOSE RARE DAYS THE BLOGGER CHOOSES TO ADDRESS ONE SUCH QUESTION FROM A READER OF THIS BLOG.

QUESTION:   

"I HAVE HEARD AROUND TOWN THAT JUDGE COLLIER DABBLES  IN THE OCCULT.  HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THIS?"

ANSWER: 

YES, THERE IS SUBSTANTIAL  EVIDENCE THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER PRACTISES "BLACK MAGIC" IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.  THE BLOGGER WILL EXPLAIN BELOW. 

OCCULT PRACTICES, GENERALLY, ARE MYSTERIOUS AND ALLEGED SUPERNATURAL/PRETERNATURAL PRACTICES MOST OFTEN DONE IN SECRET.  MAGIC IS CONSIDERED TO BE ONE SUCH OCCULT PRACTICE.

MAGIC IS OFTEN DIVIDED INTO "WHITE MAGIC" AND "BLACK MAGIC."
WHILE IT MAY BE SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN THE TWO FORMS OF MAGIC, PERHAPS IT IS BEST TO ILLUSTRATE THE DIFFERENCE BY EXAMPLE.

"WHITE MAGIC" IS SAID TO HAVE NO EVIL OR MALINTENT AND IS OFTEN CONDUCTED FOR AMUSEMENT, WHEREAS "BLACK MAGIC" RELIES UPON THE SATANIC FOR THE PURPOSE OF CAUSING AN EVIL, NEFARIOUS RESULT.

AT ITS ESSENCE, IS NOT PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN "WHITE MAGIC" AND "BLACK MAGIC."  EXAMPLES OF THE TWO ARE REASONABLY STRAIGHTFORWARD.

"WHITE MAGIC" IS EASILY EXEMPLIFIED BY A "MAGICIAN" PULLING A RABBIT OUT OF  A HAT.  NO MALICE OR EVIL INTENT TO BE FOUND THERE.

THE "BLACK MAGIC" PRACTICED BY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 CONVERSELY IS INTENDED TO HAVE EVIL INTENT AND A NEFARIOUS RESULT.

UNLIKE A "WHITE MAGICIAN" WHO PULLS A RABBIT OUT OF A HAT, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER PULLS HIS "RULINGS" OUT OF HIS ASS !!!  

A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF MEDINA "BLACK MAGIC."

RUMOR THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN GROWING HAIR DEBUNKED !!!

RUMORS HAVE BEEN CIRCULATING THAT PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEGUN TO SPONTANEOUSLY GROW BACK HAIR ON HIS BALD PATE.  WHOEVER IS SPREADING THESE UNFOUNDED RUMORS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT IT'S A MIRACLE!  NOT SO!

RECENT EVENTS HAVE DEBUNKED THOSE RUMORS!  FOLLOWING IS A NEWS RELEASE FROM REUTERS NEWS AGENCY:

“Weaselpecker” Collier might be “donning” a new look soon, after the philandering, illegitimate “judge” was ordered by a federal judge on Monday to pay out a $1,300 fine for the death of an endangered animal, which was used to help make his recently ordered pubic hair toupee.

“Weaselpecker’s” wig, crafted exclusively for him by famed Cleveland area hair weaver at the “OMAR THE TENT MAKER” Hair Emporium in East Cleveland, uses the pubic hair of the critically-endangered spotted water buffalo, a neotropical mammal found in small numbers in and around Colombia. The wigmakers have been under investigation since 2013 for allegedly paying drug cartels to hunt and kill the rare buffalo and ship their pubic hair to the United States, for use in their extremely tacky wigs.

 “Weaselpecker” reportedly paid little more than $8.12 for the hairpiece, which is one of a kind and uses more of the endangered animal’s pubic hair than any other wig the company makes. The wig’s crafters allegedly used the pubic hair from the endangered spotted water buffalo, which are endangered, to improve the hair’s tactile feel and general texture. All of the water buffalo pubic hair used in the creation of the wig was carefully, expertly dyed to more closely resemble “Weaselpecker’s” pubic hair, which Donna Garrity has been shaving for him since the mid-1990’s.

 “Weaselpecker’s” “official court reporter (with benefits) Donna “Have it Your Way” Garrity refused to comment on the court’s decision, though another court reporter says “Weaselpecker” is “absolutely deranged” and that “he’s stuck between a rock and a hard place, because he can’t publicly admonish the decision without tipping his hand, or in this case, his new toupee,” adding later that “he doesn’t want anyone to know he intends to wear a wig, believing that no one will actually notice that he’s chosen to cover his chrome dome with endangered water buffalo pubic hair.
 

“Weaselpecker”s new water buffalo pubic hair toupee comes with specific recommendations for the use of proper hair treatment products, shown below.

WHEN YOU STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT, "WEASELPECKER'S" CHOICE OF A PUBIC HAIR TOUPEE IS MORE THAN FITTING GIVEN THE FACT THERE IS NO BIGGER DIC@HEAD IN ALL OF MEDINA COUNTY!