THE BLOGGER IS PLEASED TO INFORM READERS OF THIS BLOG THAT HE HAS RECEIVED VERY POSITIVE FEEDBACK FROM MR. JOHN OFF, SR, THE PATRIARCH OF THE WEALTHY AND INFLUENTIAL OFF FAMILY.
MR. OFF HAPPILY REPORTED THAT HE HAS RECEIVED HEARTFELT COMMUNITY RESPONSE FROM FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS ALIKE FOLLOWING THE PUBLICATION OF THE PREVIOUS POST AT THIS BLOG.
MR. OFF, HOWEVER, DELICATELY POINTED OUT A GRAMMATICAL ERROR TO THE BLOGGER IN THAT POST. SPECIFICALLY, THE BLOGGER ERRONEOUSLY REPORTED THAT FAMILY MEMBERS REFER TO HIM AND HIS SON AS THE "THREE JACK OFFS."
TO MAKE THE POINT, MR. OFFICE SUGGESTED, TRUE ENOUGH, THAT MORE THAN ONE ATTORNEY GENERAL IS NOT REFERRED TO AS "ATTORNEY GENERALS," BUT RATHER "ATTORNEYS GENERAL." POINT WELL TAKEN!
MR. OFF THEN ASTUTELY POINTED OUT THAT THE BLOGGER SHOULD HAVE REFERRED TO THE ASSEMBLY OF THE MALE MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY AS THE "THREE JACKS OFF."
THE BLOGGER PUBLICLY OFFERS HIS APOLOGIES TO MR. JOHN OFF, SR.
MR. OFF WENT ON TO SAY THAT HE AND HIS FAMILY HAVE DECIDED TO ENGAGE FULLY IN THE UPCOMING POLITICAL CAMPAIGN. TOWARD THAT END, HE EXPRESSED HIS VERY VOCAL SUPPORT FOR THE HOLMAN/COLLIER TEAM AS AN UNBEATABLE DUO FOR GETTING RID OF RIFF-RAFF FROM THE COUNTY BY ANY AND ALL MEANS AT THEIR DISPOSABLE, THE CONSTITUTION AND THE LAW BE DAMNED.
MR. OFF REPORTED THAT BOTH OF HIS SONS ARE IN FULL AGREEMENT, STATING, "WE THREE JACKS OFF STAND FULLY BEHIND THE HOLMAN/COLLIER TEAM AND HAVE ALREADY ORDERED 1,000 BUMPER STICKERS TO PROUDLY ANNOUNCE OUR SUPPORT."
WHEN ASKED TO DESCRIBE THE NEW POLITICAL BUMPER STICKERS, MR. OFF ANNOUNCED:
"HOLMAN JACKS OFF WITH COLLIER"
PRETTY CATCHY, EH?
It is time to expose the grime and corruption at the Medina County courthouse to the light of day. We want to hear the horror stories of YOUR encounters with Medina County judges and prosecutors. Your identity will remain confidential! Email us at Medina.Corruption@gmail.com PLEASE MAKE YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND NEIGHBORS AWARE OF THIS BLOG. YOUR FREEDOMS HANG IN THE BALANCE! ANY OBSCENE AND OBJECTIONABLE LANGUAGE DISPLAYED HERE LIKELY ORIGINATED WITH ILLEGITIMATE LAPDOG jUDGE COLLIER.
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