IN ORDER TO OFFER REGULAR READERS SOME BRIEF RESPITE FROM THE NORMAL GRIME AND CORRUPTION IN MEDINA COUNTY, THE BLOGGER HAS DECIDED TO PUBLISH A POP QUIZ TO TEST READERS' KNOWLEDGE OF TWENTIETH CENTURY RELATIVELY MODERN HISTORY.
FOLLOWING IS THE MULTIPLE CHOICE HISTORICAL QUESTION AND THE CORRECT ANSWER:
QUESTION: WHO IS REPORTED TO HAVE SAID, "I WANT TO BE A TAMPON?"
CHOICES: A. BRITAIN'S PRINCE CHARLES
B. PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY JUDGE
"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER
THINK ABOUT YOUR ANSWER BEFORE POSITING A GUESS!
HERE IS THE CORRECT ANSWER:
A. PRINCE CHARLES IN A LATE NIGHT CELL PHONE CALL WITH CAMILLA BOWLES MADE THE AMUSING COMMENT.
THE ALMOST CORRECT ANSWER:
B. "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS ALMOST THE CORRECT ANSWER. THE LANGUAGE OF THE QUOTATION IS REALLY THE KEY TO THE ANSWER AS ANY ASTUTE READER HAS QUICKLY REALIZED.
THE RATIONALE:
WHEREAS PRINCE CHARLES, A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY, CLAIMED HE "WANTED TO BE A TAMPON," REGULAR READERS QUICKLY RECOGNIZED THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS LONG AGO BEEN RECOGNIZED AS A TAMPON.
AND A DOUCHEBAG, TOO!
It is time to expose the grime and corruption at the Medina County courthouse to the light of day. We want to hear the horror stories of YOUR encounters with Medina County judges and prosecutors. Your identity will remain confidential! Email us at Medina.Corruption@gmail.com PLEASE MAKE YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND NEIGHBORS AWARE OF THIS BLOG. YOUR FREEDOMS HANG IN THE BALANCE! ANY OBSCENE AND OBJECTIONABLE LANGUAGE DISPLAYED HERE LIKELY ORIGINATED WITH ILLEGITIMATE LAPDOG jUDGE COLLIER.
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