AFTER ROBBING THE GRAVE, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, AND MEDINA COUNTY AUDITOR MIKE "THE PREV" KOVACK, APPLY A LITTLE "MEDINA MAGIC" TO MAKE THE STOLEN PROPERTY JUST "DISAPPEAR."

SETTING ASIDE, FOR THE MOMENT, THE REPORTED $7 MILLION THAT HAS GONE "MISSING" FROM THE ESTATE OF THE DECEASED MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENT, WHOSE GRAVE WAS ROBBED BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") AND MEMBER OF HOE-MAN'S CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB, A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF HIGH-DOLLAR HEAVY EQUIPMENT WAS NEVER REPORTED TO THE MEDINA COUNTY PROBATE COURT BY ANOTHER MEMBER OF HOEMAN'S CRIME SYNDICATE, JAGOFF ATTORNEY MICHAEL CRETELLA, WHO HAS SINCE FLED THE JURISDICTION OF THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF OHIO.

CRETELLA,IT SEEMS, WAS APPOINTED TO ADMINISTER THE ESTATE OF THE DECEASED AND WAS REQUIRED TO FILE AN INVENTORY OF ALL OF THE ASSETS OF THE ESTATE.  OF COURSE, AS A MEMBER OF HOE-MAN'S CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB, CRETELLA SIMPLY OVERLOOKED MORE THAN A FEW OF THE ASSETS OF THE ESTATE AS WAS HIS ASSIGNED FUNCTION IN THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME THAT WAS, AND IS, ORCHESTRATED BY HOE-MAN.

ACCORDING TO INSURANCE  RECORDS, PUBLICLY DISPLAYED AT THE WEBSITE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY CLERK OF COURTS, CASE NO. 15CIV0327, IN A 10/26,2015 COURT FILING CAPTIONED MOTION FOR CONTINUANCE AND APPOINTMENT OF SPECIAL PROSECUTOR, A WHOLE LOT OF VALUABLE EQUIPMENT HAS JUST - POOF - DISAPPEARED.

INSURANCE  RECORDS, SHOWN BELOW, DOCUMENT SOME OF THE VALUABLE ASSETS OF THE ESTATE OF THE DECEASED RESIDENT WHICH HAS SIMPLY DISAPPEARED AFTER CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF HIS MEDINA MOB, AND COUNTY AUDITOR MIKE "THE PERV" KOVACK APPLIED A LITTLE "MEDINA MAGIC" TO THE STOLEN ASSETS FROM THE ESTATE:

 READERS WILL NOTE  THAT ITEM #9 IN THE  PARTIAL LIST OF INSURED ITEMS, DESCRIBED AS "97 INGERSOLL RAND TH60 ON INT'L 5000 PAYSTAR TRUCK," IS VALUED AT $450,000.00.

ADMITTEDLY, A MISSING PIECE OF EQUIPMENT VALUED AT A MERE $450,000.00 IS NO MORE THAN A DROP IN THE BUCKET COMPARED TO THE $7 MILLION IN CASH STOLEN FROM THE ESTATE BY MEMBERS OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB.  NEVERTHELESS, THE RIGHTFUL HEIRS TO THE ESTATE HAVE BEEN ROBBED OF THEIR RIGHTFUL INHERITANCE, AND HOE-MAN AND HIS MEDINA MOB HAVE DEFRAUDED THE OHIO DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION OF TAX REVENUES OWED ON THE "MISSING" ASSETS.

THE BLOGGER PAUSES TO PONDER WHETHER APPLICATION OF THAT SAME "MEDINA MAGIC" WILL SIMPLY MAKE THE PRISON BARS DISAPPEAR WHEN HOE-MAN IS COMMITTED TO A FEDERAL PENITENTIARY FOLLOWING CONVICTION FOR HIS CRIMES?

WHAT IRONY!!!

SOMETIMES IRONY PRESENTS INSPIRATION!

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY, OR MAY NOT, KNOW, GOOGLE BLOGGER HOSTS THIS BLOG, AND MANY OTHERS.

AS A FEATURE OF PUBLISHING A BLOG ON THEIR SITE, BLOGGER FURNISHES REAL-TIME STATISTICS, INCLUDING PAGE HITS, SOURCES OF PAGE HITS, AND VARIOUS SEARCH TERMS USED BY READERS, WHICH LEAD READERS TO THE BLOG.

TODAY, WHEN ACCESSING THE STATISTICS AT THE BLOG, THIS BLOGGER RECOGNIZED SEARCH TERMS THAT PRESENT A DELICIOUS IRONY, SHOWN BELOW:

THE BLOGGER HAS TO WONDER WHETHER RETIRED JUDGE RICHARD "WEASEL DICK" MARKUS, CHIEF AMONG MORONS, HAS BEEN SEARCHING THE INTERNET LOOKING FOR PEOPLE SINGING HIS PRAISES.  THE BLOGGER CAN ASSURE "WEASEL DICK" MARKUS HE WON'T FIND ANY.  Please see prior post at this blog captioned NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBE HONORS ONE OF ITS MEMBERS easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2014/07/native-american-tribe-honors-one-of-its.html

IT IS OBVIOUS THE SOMEONE, OTHER THAN THIS BLOGGER, CONSIDERS RETIRED JUDGE RICHARD "WEASEL DICK" MARKUS TO BE "DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY," IF NOT A DOUCHEBAG, GENERALLY!

ANOTHER "STORY" OF LYIN' & DENYIN' BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, "GODFATHER" OF HIS MEDINA CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB, PUBLISHED BY CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT IN THE MEDINA GASSETTE

HERE IS BUT ONE MORE "STORY" PUBLISHED BY CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT AT THE MEDINA GASSETTE, THE ORACLE OF MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLICRATS.

READERS MAY RECALL THE SENSATIONAL STORY PUBLISHED BY CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT ABOUT THE THREE YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OF ERIC WARFEL WHO WAS FOUND DECEASED IN A MEDINA APARTMENT.  CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT, GUSHING OVER EVERY DECEITFUL WORD ROLLING OFF THE FORKED TONGUE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF HIS CRIME SYNDICATE. THE MEDINA MOB, WAS QUICK TO PRINT HOE-MAN'S CLAIM THAT THE BODY OF THE YOUNG GIRL HAD BEEN DELIBERATELY COVERED WITH GARBAGE !

OF COURSE, THE CUB REPORTER NEVER BOTHERED TO CHECK THE FACTS.  IF HE HAD, HE WOULD HAVE QUICKLY LEARNED THAT HOE-MAN WAS LYING TO HIM.
OF COURSE, HOE-MAN USES GRUNT AS A STOOGE TO POISON THE JURY POOL - ONE OF HOE-MAN'S USUAL AND CUSTOMARY PRACTICES INTENDED TO DEPRIVE THE ACCUSED, IN THIS CASE ERIC WARFEL, OF A FAIR TRIAL.

LATER, HOWEVER, HOE-MAN HAD TO EAT HIS WORDS, AND A LITTLE HUMBLE PIE AS WELL, WHEN HE WAS FORCED TO RETRACT THE LIE, WHEN THE RESPONDING POLICE OFFICERS DISPUTED HOE-MAN'S DELIBERATE FALSE CLAIMS!

HOE-MAN, OF COURSE, TRIED TO TURN A SOW'S EAR INTO A SILK PURSE BY BLAMING THE POLICE FOR HIS OUTRIGHT LIE, WHICH CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT WAS QUICK TO PUBLISH IN THE MEDINA GASSETTE HEADLINE:

HERE'S ANOTHER SIMPLY PRECIOUS QUOTE FROM HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, THAT QUICKLY FOUND ITS WAY INTO PRINT IN THE MEDINA GASSETTE, COMPLIMENTS OF CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT:

NOW HERE'S ANOTHER WHOPPER THAT THE CUB REPORTER WAS QUICK TO PUBLISH, EASILY DEFEATED BY THE FACTS, HAD GRUNT BOTHERED TO CHECK:

NOW, LET'S CONSIDER THE MATTER OF MR. WARFEL'S BOND.  "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS NEVER USED HIS INDEPENDENT JUDGMENT (AS IF HE HAS ANY "JUDGMENT AT ALL) TO SET BOND.  "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, NO MORE THAN HOE-MAN'S STOOGE AND LAPDOG, SIMPLY LETS HOE-MAN SET BOND IN EVERY CASE BEFORE "WEASELPECKER."  EVERY COURT DOCKET CONFIRMS THIS FACT.

YOU THE READER CAN SEE HOE-MAN'S OWN WORDS.  "THAT MISTAKEN INFORMATION HAS NEVER APPEARED IN ANY COURT DOCUMENTS SINCE THE MUNICIPAL COURT."

WRONG!  HOE-MAN'S BULLSHIT METER PEGS AT 100 ONCE AGAIN!

WHAT SAY WE LOOK AT HOE-MAN'S MOTION [DEMAND] TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TO SET BOND AT $1 MILLION.

AND

AND

NICE TRY, DINO, BUT THAT JUST DOESN'T CUT THE MUSTARD!

THE ONLY BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS FOR MEDINA GASSETTE CUB REPORTER IS THAT, WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HE IS NOT CUT OUT FOR THE "NEWS" BUSINESS, HE IS WELL QUALIFIED TO WORK ALONGSIDE DEPUTIES DOUGLAS CLINAGE AND FRANK TELATKO OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.  THEY CAN'T GET THE FACTS RIGHT, EITHER.

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, GIVES BIRTHDAY GIFT TO ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WITH A POINTED MESSAGE

ONCE AGAIN THE BIRTH (SPAWN?) DAY OF ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS UPON US.

"WEASELPECKER'S" BIRTH (SPAWN?) DAY IS EASILY DISCOVERABLE FROM THE TRAFFIC CITATION THAT THIS "HOLIER-THAN-THOU" BOOB RECEIVED IN THE CITY OF CLEVELAND, SHOWN BELOW:

SO, WE HAVE ESTABLISHED "WEASELPECKER'S) DATE OF BIRTH (SPAWN?) FROM THE CRIMINAL DOCKET, FOUND AT THE WEBSITE OF THE CLERK OF THE CLEVELAND MUNICIPAL COURT, IS NOVEMBER 14, 1954.

WE ALSO KNOW THAT, IN 2008, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER aka PUBLIUS. aka PUBLIUS2003,  CELEBRATED HIS BIRTH (SPAWN?) DAY WITH AN ILLICIT TRYST WITH HIS PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, DEMONSTRATED BELOW:

ONCE HE GOT TO THE HOTEL WITH GARRITY, YOU CAN BE SURE THAT "WEASELPECKER" SLIPPED OFF HIS SHOES AND SLIPPED INTO ONE OF THE GIFTS THAT GARRITY GAVE HIM, A PRIZED PAIR OF LUXURIOUS PREMIUM RAT SLIPPERS, SHOWN BELOW, AND COZIED UP TO GARRITY FOR A LITTLE CREAM PIE.

THAT, OF COURSE, IS JUST A PART OF THE HISTORY OF "WEASELPECKER'S" LONGSTANDING, SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GARRITY.

NOW TO THE PRESENT DAY, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") DECIDED TO GIVE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER A GIFT WITH  A DECIDEDLY POINTED MESSAGE:

HOE-MAN IS NOT PARTICULARLY PLEASED THAT "WEASELPECKER'S" UNRESTRAINED AND LIBERAL USAGE OF HIS "JOHNSON" HAS BROUGHT ALL OF THIS ATTENTION AND HEAT, DIRECTLY AND INDIRECTLY, UPON "GODFATHER" HOE-MAN AND HIS CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB.  HEAT THAT IS NOT GOING AWAY!

READERS CAN SEE THAT DINO HOE-MAN HAS SPARED NO EXPENSE IN GIFTING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER A TRIPLE TREAT - A SET OF THREE FASHIONABLE CHASTITY BELTS THAT COME WITH PLASTIC LOCKS SO THAT "WEASELPECKER" CAN PASS THROUGH AIRPORT SECURITY WITHOUT "ALARM" AS HE FLIES OFF INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER WITH HIS PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, FOR ONE OF HIS WILD WEEKEND TRYSTS WHILE HIS WIFE AND TEEN-AGED DAUGHTER ARE TUCKED SAFELY AWAY AT HOME IN MEDINA.

GIVEN THE FACT THAT CHASTITY IS CLEARLY NOT ONE OF "WEASELPECKER'S" VIRTUES, THE READER MAY PAUSE TO WONDER WHETHER "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WOULD EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THESE MATCHING CHASTITY BELTS.

WELL, READERS SHOULD WONDER NO LONGER SINCE "WEASELPECKER'S" SET OF THREE FASHIONABLE CHASTITY BELTS COMES WITH A FULL SET OF INSTRUCTIONS.

SOME OF THE INSTRUCTIONS INCLUDE:

Lubricate the head and shaft of penis with a silicon based lubricant. (We highly recomend Eros Bodyglide) Put the product on while in a completely relaxed state.  [Note: silicon caulk will work in a pinch].

Locking Pins: Insert the locking pin in the recessed side of the rings.

Spacers: The spacers are designed in such a way that each spacer fits a particular locking pin.

CAGE: Insert the penis into the cage. Push the penis down in order to avoid pinching when connecting the cage to the ring.

Padlock: After assembling the ring, guide pins, locking pin and spacers to the cage, attach the brass padlock. Make sure to have a diligent Keyholder!  [Note: all keys will be stored in Hoe-Man's office safe, about as diligent as you can get under these circumstances].

Cleaning Product: Use a mild soap and soft type brush (toothbrush) for cleaning. Do Not use household cleaning products.  [Note: preferable to clean the device after brushing teeth; a protective haz-mat suit is also recommended during cleaning].

IF THIS WORKS OUT WELL FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, HOE-MAN IS CONSIDERING PURCHASING ANOTHER MATCHING SET FOR COUNTY AUDITOR MIKE "THE PERV" KOVACK, ANOTHER TRUSTED MEMBER OF HOE-MAN'S CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB.

MORE PROOF POSITIVE, DESPITE THE PERSEVERANCE OF COUNTY TREASURER JOHN BURKE, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, HAS, AND CONTINUES, TO CONCEAL AND COVER UP THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME HE HAS ORCHESTRATED FOR THE BENEFIT OF HIS CRIMINAL SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB

THE EVIDENCE JUST KEEPS COMING, CONDEMNING CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") FOR CONCEALING AND COVERING UP THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME HE HAS ORCHESTRATED FOR THE BENEFIT OF HIS CRIMINAL SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB.

SHOWN BELOW IS JUST ONE MORE DYNAMITE DOCUMENT THAT, AT THIS JUNCTURE, HOE-MAN IS UNABLE TO MATERIALLY ALTER, AS HE HAS DONE IN THE PAST WITH THE FULL COOPERATION OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S PARAMOUR. MIISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY AND GARRITY'S UNDERLING, JENIFER LOONEY (SPELLED L-U-N-N-E-Y).

NOR CAN HOE-MAN RELY UPON RETIRED JUDGE PATRICIA COSGROVE TO CONCEAL AND COVER UP THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME WHEN HOE-MAN IS INDICTED BY A FEDERAL GRAND JURY!

THE BLOGGER HAS TO HAND IT TO COUNTY TREASURER JOHN BURKE, ONE OF THE  FEW APPARENTLY HONEST MEDINA COUNTY ELECTED OFFICIALS.  IF NOTHING ELSE, TREASURER BURKE IS PERSISTENT. 

SHOWN BELOW IS JUST ONE MORE DOCUMENT, PROOF POSITIVE THAT "GODFATHER" HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") HAS CONCEALED AND COVERED UP NOT ONLY HIS OWN PERSONAL CRIMINAL CONDUCT, BUT THE CRIMINAL CONDUCT OF OTHER MEMBERS OF HIS CRIMINAL SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB.

READERS WILL TAKE NOTE OF TREASURER BURKE'S PERSISTENCE OF BRINGING EVIDENCE OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME TO THE ATTENTION OF PROVABLY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, NOT THEN KNOWN TO MR. BURKE THAT HOE-MAN WAS INVOLVED IN THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, UP TO HIS EYEBALLS AND, IN FACT, THAT HOE-MAN ACTUALLY ORCHESTRATED THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME!

IT IS CLEAR THAT TREASURER BURKE REPEATEDLY FURNISHED INFORMATION AND EVIDENCE TO HOE-MAN (WHO UNDOUBTEDLY PUT THOSE DOCUMENTS THROUGH THE SHREDDER) ON THE FOLLOWING PREVIOUS DATES:

APRIL 22, 2010

JUNE 21, 2010

SEPTEMBER 28, 2010

APRIL 11, 2011

MAY 20, 2013

MAY 23, 2013

OF COURSE, READERS CAN RELY UPON THE FACT THAT HOE-MAN WILL EVENTUALLY CLAIM THAT HE JUST CAN'T REMEMBER THIS SERIES OF COMMUNICATIONS FROM TREASURER BURKE.  THAT PREPOSTEROUS CLAIM WILL CERTAINLY BE CONSISTENT WITH HOE-MAN'S PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY, "LIE A LITTLE, LIE A LOT.  WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?"

THERE IS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF IRONY PRESENTED IN THE DOCUMENT PRESENTED ABOVE.

READERS WILL NOTE THAT TREASURER BURKE ADDRESSED THE DOCUMENT, SHOWN ABOVE, TO TOM KARRIS, MEDINA COUNTY ASSISTANT PROSECUTOR.

KARRIS WAS HOE-MAN'S KIND OF GUY, FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS !

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY RECALL THAT KARRIS HAD BEEN SUSPENDED FROM THE PRACTICE OF LAW  BY THE OHIO SUPREME COURT FOR FRAUDULENT REAL ESTATE DEALINGS, FINDING"CLEAR AND CONVINCING EVIDENCE THAT KARRIS ENGAGED IN DISHONESTY, FRAUD AND DECEIT THAT ADVERSELY REFLECTED IN HIS ABILITY TO PRACTICE LAW BY IMPROPERLY NOTARIZING [FORGING] DOCUMENTS ON THREE SEPARATE OCCASIONS." Please see prior post at this blog captioned ONE OF THEM BITES THE DUST, A FEW MORE TO GO AT THE MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2011/09/one-of-them-bites-dust-few-more-to-go.html

KARRIS FIT RIGHT IN WITH ALL THE OTHER DIRTBALL ASS PROSECUTORS IN HOE-MAN'S SYNDICATE.

READERS CAN READILY SEE THAT DINO HOE-MAN SIMPLY IGNORED THE NUMEROUS AND REPEATED COMMUNICATIONS FROM TREASURER BURKE.

WHAT ELSE COULD HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, DO, INDICT HIMSELF?

INGENIOUS READER PROPOSES A TIE-BREAKER: MÉNAGE A TROIS!

IN THE IMMEDIATELY PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG, THE BLOGGER REPORTED A CONUNDRUM INVOLVING THE FINALITY OF A COMMEMORATIVE SCULPTURE COMMISSIONED BY THE MEDINA COUNTY COMMISSIONERS, AT TAXPAYER EXPENSE OF COURSE, TO BE PERMANENTLY ENSHRINED ON MEDINA'S PUBLIC SQUARE AND DEDICATED TO "CHRISTOPHER COLLIER, THE GREAT SPHINCTER OF OHIO."

AS REPORTED, THE DILEMMA AND DISPUTE AROSE WHEN, COMPLETING THE MEMORIAL, WHETHER TO PLACE A BRONZE STATUE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") EITHER STANDING WITH ERECT PENIS AT THE HEAD OF "WEASELPECKER'S" STATUE OR, IN THE ALTERNATIVE, KNEELING WITH ERECT PENIS BEHIND "WEASELPECKER."

WHILE THE BLOGGER BELIEVES THAT A STATUE OF HOE-MAN STANDING AT THE HEAD OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WITH ERECT PENIS, AND "WEASELPECKER'S" MOUTH AGAPE, APTLY DEPICTS THE LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, AN ENTERPRISING READER OF THIS BLOG HAS PROPOSED A THIRD ALTERNATIVE WHICH MAY VERY WELL RESOLVE THE DISPUTE BETWEEN MEDINA COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

THE READER PROPOSES TO PLACE THE BRONZE STATUE OF DINO HOE-MAN WITH ERECT PENIS ON HIS KNEES KNEELING AT THE REAR OF THE BRONZED IMAGE OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, SHOWN AT THE EARLIER POST AT THIS BLOG.

THIS IMAGINATIVE READER PROPOSES TO ADD A THIRD ELEMENT TO THE COMMEMORATIVE STATUE BY ADDING THE BRONZED IMAGE OF DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER 'S COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS,  AND MAIN SQUEEZE.

THIS CREATIVE READER PROPOSES TO CREATE A BRONZED IMAGE OF GARRITY AU NATUREL AND LEGS SPREAD WIDE.  THE READER PROPOSES TO PLACE THE STATUARY OF GARRITY, LYING ON HER BACK, WITH HER EACH OF HER ANKLES ASTRIDE EACH OF "WEASELPECKER'S" ELBOWS!

WHEN VIEWING THE INCOMPLETE MEMORIAL STATUE PRESENTLY CONSISTING ONLY OF THE BRONZED IMAGE OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, SHOWN BELOW, IT IS NOT PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE THE FINALIZED VERSION OF THE COMMEMORATIVE STATUE AS ENVISIONED BY A READER OF THIS BLOG.

THE READER WHO PROPOSED THIS SOLUTION IS OBVIOUSLY AN ARTIST WITH A KEEN EYE FOR SYMMETRY AND COMPOSITION.  THE IMAGERY OF THE READER'S PROPOSED SOLUTION TO THIS DILEMMA PERFECTLY CAPTURES THE SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THESE THREE F@@K-UPS, WHO HAVE PARTICIPATED IN THIS MENAGE A TROIS FOR AT LEAST THE PAST TEN YEARS.

THE READER'S PROPOSED SOLUTION TO THIS CONUNDRUM IS SIMPLY PRICELESS !!!

PROGRESS ON MEDINA COMMEMORATIVE STATUARY GRINDS TO A SUDDEN HALT OVER DISPUTE !

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY RECALL THAT, IN AN EARLIER POST AT THIS BLOG, THE BLOGGER DREW READERS' ATTENTION THAT MEDINA CITY AND COUNTY IN OHIO WERE NAMED AFTER MEDINA IN EGYPT.  MEDINA IN EGYPT, IN ANTIQUITY, HAD BEEN THE HOME OF EGYPTIAN ARTISANS AND CRAFTSMEN WHO CONCEIVED, DESIGNED SOME OF EGYPT'S MOST ASTOUNDING WONDERS OF THE WORLD, WHICH HAVE SURVIVED TO THE PRESENT DAY.

SOME OF THOSE WONDERS INCLUDE THE PYRAMIDS AND, OF COURSE, THE GREAT SPHINX.  THE BLOGGER PROPOSED THAT, IN THE SPIRIT OF THOSE ACCOMPLISHED ARTISANS AND CRAFTSMEN OF EGYPT PAST, THE MEDINA COUNTY COMMISSIONERS OUGHT TO COMMISSION A BRONZE STATUE, TO BE PLACED ON THE MEDINA PUBLIC SQUARE AND TO BE DEDICATED TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, AND DUBBED "THE GREAT SPHINCTER OF OHIO."  Please see prior post at this blog captioned A TRIBUTE TO THE GREAT SPHINX IN MEDINA, EGYPT easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2014/09/a-tribute-to-great-sphinx-in-medina.html

WELL, THAT SUGGESTION HAS CAUGHT ON AND THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS COMMISSIONED SUCH A WORK OF PERMANENT ART.

THE SCULPTURE OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS COMPLETE, BUT THE ENTIRE WORK HAS GROUND TO A HALT IN A DISPUTE OF HOW, AND WHERE, TO PLACE THE CORRESPONDING STATUE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME AND THE MEDINA MOB.

THE COMPLETED PORTION OF THE STATUARY, DEPICTING THE BRONZED IMAGE OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, IS SHOWN BELOW:

THE PRESENT DILEMMA, WHICH HAS GROUND THE PROJECT TO A HALT, ARISES FROM A DISUPUTE ABOUT:

1)  WHETHER TO DEPICT HOE-MAN'S GENITALIA IN THE USUAL FLACCID STATE

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2) WITH AN ERECT PENIS, WHICH MANY CONSIDER TO BE AN UNREALISTIC CHARACTERIZATION OF HOE-MAN, GENERALLY

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3)  WHETHER TO PLACE HOE-MAN'S IMAGE STANDING AT THE HEAD OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WITH ERECT PENIS

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4)  WHETHER TO PLACE HOE-MAN'S IMAGE, WITH ERECT PENIS, KNEELING DIRECTLY BEHIND "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

NOW, THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS HAVE NOT REQUESTED THE BLOGGER'S INPUT TO RESOLVE THIS DISPUTE.

FOR MY MONEY, PLACING THE STATUARY OF DINO HOE-MAN STANDING AT THE HEAD OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WITH ERECT PENIS, MORE REASONABLY CHARACTERIZES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN "WEASELPECKER" AND HOE-MAN WHO IS, AFTER ALL, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME AND THE MEDINA MOB !