CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR, ""GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, IS BID A FOND FAREWELL WITH THE HOPE HE NEVER RETURNS TO DARKEN THE HALLS OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION EVER AGAIN

AT LONG LAST, THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY ARE RID OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME!

HOE-MAN SWEETENS THE POT

WORD HAS REACHED THE BLOGGER THAT. AS A PARTING GIFT TO THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY, HOE-MAN HAS VOWED TO TAKE ALL HIS KNUCKLE-DRAGGING ASS PROSECUTORS WITH HIM AS HE IS BOOTED OUT THE DOOR.

IF TRUE, CITIZENS OF THE COUNTY WILL BE WELL SERVED BY THE SIMULTANEOUS DEPARTURE OF THE FOLLOWING KNUCKLE DRAGGERS: SCOTT SLEAZEBURY, MUSTAFAH FAOUQUOD RAZAVI, AND STA-PUF KERN.  THERE IS NOT ONE WHIT OF INTEGRITY AMONG THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THESE SCUMBAGS, ACCOMPLISHED LIARS ONE AND ALL!

ADIOS AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO ALL OF THESE KNUCKLE DRAGGERS, ALL OF WHOM ENGAGED IN A RECURRENT PATTERN OF BAD FAITH AND PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT, AT THE BEHEST OF, AND ENCOURAGED BY, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF HIS PERSONAL ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB.

SECRET SANTA BELATEDLY VISITS THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION JUST AS THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY EVICT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN FROM THE PREMISES

AS THE SUN SETS ON THE SHADY LEGAL CAREER OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY DINO HOE-MAN, SECRETS SANTA HAS PAID A VISIT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

SECRET SANTA'S VISIT TO THE COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION AT THE DEAD OF NIGHT WAS RISKY, INDEED.  IT WAS CERTAINLY POSSIBLE, EVEN AT THAT HOUR, THAT SECRET SANTA COULD HAVE EASILY INTERRUPTED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BOINKING DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) IN "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS!

NOTWITHSTANDING THE RISK, SECRET SANTA LEFT A FEW GIFTS IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE FAILURE OF THESE CROOKED POLITICAL HACKS TO SERVE THE PUBLIC WITH THE SLIGHTEST SCINTILLA OF INTEGRITY.

SECRET SANTA'S GIFTS FOR THE "GODFATHER" OF THE MEDINA MOB, CORRUPT PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN.

SECRET SANTA HAS LEFT AN HIGH-FASHION ENSEMBLE OF DESIGNER CLOTHING SURELY TO SERVE HOE-MAN WELL IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

AND, FOR THOSE FORMAL OCCASIONS, LIKE COURT APPEARANCES:

SECRET SANTA, NOT OVERLOOKING HOE-MAN'S NEED TO KEEP UP WITH HIS CONTACTS IN THE MEDINA MOB WHILE HE IS DOWN STATE ON "VACATION," A WRITING TABLET AND PENCIL SET. (PENS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HOE-MAN'S FUTURE "VACATION SUITE" IN BLOCK "B."

VERY CONSIDERATE AND APPROPRIATE GIFTING FROM SECRET SANTA, DON'T YOU THINK?

SECRET SANTA REMEMBERED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AS WELL

GIVEN THE FACT THAT SECRET SANTA CAME TO MEMORIALIZE CORRUPT POLITICIANS, HE JUST COULD NOT OVERLOOK CORRUPT PHILANDERING "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE EMASCULATED LONGTIME LAPDOG OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND A TRUSTED MEMBER OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB.

SECRET SANTA LEFT THE PERFECT GIFT FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER!!!

NOW THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY DINO HOE-MAN AND HIS KNUCKLE-DRAGGING AS PROSECUTORS ARE GONE, "WEASELPECKER" WON'T HAVE ANYONE TO MAKE DECISIONS AND RULINGS FOR HIM, OR INSTRUCT HIM HOW TO DEPRIVE CITIZENS OF THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.  QUITE A CONUNDRUM, ALL IN ALL!

AT LEAST "WEASELPECKER" CAN TIE THIS GIFT TO HIS BELT BUCKLE AND PRETEND HE HAS BALLS !!!  

WHETHER HE PRETENDS TO HAVE BALLS OR NOT, ONE THING IS CERTAIN.  YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON "WEASELPECKER COLLIER"  TO NOT DO THE RIGHT THING.

SHOTS FIRED! "WEASELPECKER'S" ACTION PACKED SASQUATCH HUNT COMES TO AN END

THE FINAL NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S HISTORIC SASQUATCH HUNT ENDED WITH A "BANG" AND A HASTY RETREAT!  DID YOU, THE READERS, EXPECT ANYTHING BUT ONE MORE WEASELPECKER" SNAFU ?  

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL THE CHRONICLE OF THE FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S "MANLY" SASQUATCH HUNT, FOLLOWING AN INTENSIVE COURSE OF TESTOSTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY.  FOLLOWING HIS RECENT ELECTION VICTORY OVER THE MEDINA ELECTORATE IN YET ANOTHER RIGGED MEDINA COUNTY ELECTION.

FOLLOWING HIS INTENSIVE COURSE OF TESTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY, "WEASELPECKER" DECIDED TO ATTEMPT TO DEMONSTRATE TO ALL THE UNINFORMED AND APATHETIC VOTERS, WHO ELECTED TO RETAIN HIM AS A "jUDGE" IN THE CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM, HE IS NOT A COMPLETE CHICKENSHIT, NOTWITHSTANDING EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY!

READERS ARE REMINDED THAT PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SENT MORE THAN 400 OFFENSIVE ELECTRONIC MESSAGES USING A PLETHORA OF ASSUMED IDENTITIES, INCLUDING "LEPERCHAUN SAM" ( NOTICE HOW THIS MORON IMPROPERLY SPELLED THE WORD "L-E-P-R-E-C-H-A-U-N) !  GIVEN THE FACT THAT "WEASELPECKER" CHOSE TO HIDE BEHIND ALL THOSE ALIASES, AFRAID TO REVEAL HIS TRUE IDENTITY, MAKES HIM A FIRST-CLASS CHICKENSHIT IN SERIOUS NEED OF THERAPY AND PSYCHOTROPIC MEDS.

AS CHRONICLED AT THIS BLOG, THE FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER'S" SASQUATCH HUNT WAS MARRED BY A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY WHEN "WEASELPECKER" MISTAKENLY TOOK AN ALBINO SASQUATCH FOR CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND ATTEMPTED TO KISS THE ASS OF THE ALBINO SASQUATCH MUCH LIKE HE KISSES HOE-MAN'S ASS DAILY.

READERS WILL RECALL THAT WHEN THE ALBINO SASQUATCH LET OUT A BONE-SHATTERING ROAR,  AS EXPECTED "WEASELPECKER" DROPPED A LOAD IN HIS DEPENDS ADULT DIAPER,  AND BEAT FEET IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, ALL THE WHILE WAILING REPEATEDLY, "FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW."

ULTIMATELY CAME TIME TO PREPARE FOR THE SECOND AND FINAL NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER'S" SASQUATCH HUNT!

FOLLOWING ALL OF THE PREVIOUS NIGHT'S GOINGS-ON, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE ISSUED "WEASELPECKER" A SURE-FIRE REMEDY FOR THE SCENT TRAIL COLLIER LEFT IN THE VIRGIN FORESTS OF NEW YORK.

THEN, ON SECOND THOUGHT, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, SUBSCRIBING TO THE MANTRA OF THE BOY SCOUTS, "BE PREPARED," DECIDED TO PROVIDE "WEASELPECKER," AND HIMSELF, WITH WITH AN EXTRA DOSE OF ODOR PROTECTION.

AFTER LUBING UP WITH AMPLE QUANTITIES OF "VIPOO" AND "MASTER CRAPSMAN," "WEASELPECKER" DOUBLE-DIAPERED HIMSELF BY SLIDING INTO ONE PAIR OF DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS, AND THEN LAYERED UP BY FITTING A SECOND DEPENDS ADULT DIAPER OVER THE FIRST.

"WEASELPECKER" WAS NOW READY TO "GO."

"WEASELPECKER" NEXT OUTFITTED HIMSELF IN THE CUSTOM CAMO, GIVING HIM THE DISGUISE AND APPEARANCE OF A WIRE FENCE, SHOWN ONCE AGAIN BELOW OVER THE LEFT SHOULDER OF THE SASQUATCH GUIDE.

CUSTOM CAMO IS REALLY EFFECTIVE, BUT FOR "WEASELPECKER'S" UNCOVERED MELON-SHAPED CHROME DOME.

AT THE WITCHING HOUR OF 3:00 AM, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE LED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER OUT INTO THE WILDS OF THE FORESTS OF NEW YORK STATE.

SOME READERS MAY HAVE QUESTIONED THE QUALIFICATIONS OF THIS PARTICULAR SASQUATCH GUIDE TO LEAD "WEASELPECKER" ON HIS "MANLY," TESTOSTERONE-FUELED SASQUATCH HUNT.

READERS CAN BE ASSURED THAT THE SASQUATCH GUIDE COMES FROM A LONG LINE OF SASQUATCH HUNTERS, SO MUCH SO THAT SASQUATCH HUNTING IS IN HIS BLOOD.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AvzIAq8ZYd0

AS THE SASQUATCH GUIDE LED "WEASELPECKER" INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE WAS CERTAIN TO KEEP "WEASELPECKER" WALKING IN FRONT OF HIM TO AVOID BEING SHOT IN THE BACK.  GOOD JUDGMENT THERE, TO BE SURE!

AS THEY VENTURED DEEPER INTO THE FOREST, A COMMOTION ERUPTED IN THE BUSHES IN FRONT OF "WEASELPECKER."  AS SOON AS "WEASELPECKER" HEARD
THE COMMOTION IN FRONT OF HIM, HE LET FLY WITH A ROUND OR TWO FROM HIS SHOTGUN.

FORTUNATELY, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE WAS EQUIPPED WITH HIS GO-PRO CAMERA AND CAPTURED THE FOLLOWING FOOTAGE.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKzYJM7DHw0

INITIALLY, GIVEN "WEASELPECKER'S" REACTION AFTER DISCHARGING HIS SHOTGUN, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE FEARED THAT "WEASELPECKER" SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT!  NO SUCH LUCK! THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A UNFOUNDED CONCERN, HOWEVER.

MORE LIKELY, "WEASELPECKER" SHOT BIGFOOT IN THE FOOT.  AFTER ALL, THEY DON'T CALL THIS CRYPTID "BIGFOOT" FOR NOTHING.  HE (SHE) OBVIOUSLY HAS BIG FEET!

IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE TO THE READERS THAT, AS SOON AS "WEASELPECKER" LET FLY A LOAD FROM HIS SHOTGUN, HE SIMULTANEOUSLY LET FLY WITH ANOTHER LOAD . . . INTO HIS DEPENDS DOUBLED-UP ADULT DIAPERS!

FORTUNATELY FOR THE SAKE OF THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, THE  PUTRID ORDERS THAT MIGHT OTHERWISE BE WAFTING FROM "WEASELPECKER" HAD BEEN SUFFICIENTLY NEUTRALIZED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" MORE THAN GENEROUS APPLICATION OF VIPOO  AND MASTER CRAPSMAN.  

THANK THE GOOD LORD FOR SMALL FAVORS!

AFTER A BRIEF FACE-TO-FACE CONFRONTATION  WITH SASQUATCH, "WEASELPECKER" PANICKED AND FLED IN A STATE OF WILD CONFUSION.

AFTER THE SMOKE HAD CLEARED, AND "WEASELPECKER" CLEANED HIMSELF UP IN A DECONTAMINATION CHAMBER, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE ASKED "WEASELPECKER" WHY HE HADN'T FINISHED OFF THE SASQUATCH WITH ANOTHER SHOT.

"WEASELPECKER," STILL VISIBLY SHAKEN FROM HIS SECOND ENCOUNTER WITH SASQUATCH, REPLIED, "WHEN I LOOKED AT HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE, IT WAS LIKE LOOKING IN  MIRROR! NO MATTER HOW MANY INNOCENT CITIZENS I HELPED DINO HOE-MAN TO CONVICT WITHOUT ANY REL EVIDENCE, I JUST COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO SHOOT SOMEONE WHO COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN MY BROTHER!"

BIGFOOT DOES BEAR AN EERIE RESEMBLANCE TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, DOESN'T HE? NOTICE THE NEANDERTHAL BROW RIDGE AND MELON-SHAPED CHROME DOME - JUST LIKE COLLIER!  A NOT-SO-DISTANT RELATIVE?

A QUICK PEEK UNDER "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S HOLIDAY TREE !!!

WEASELPECKER'S "HOLIDAY" HAS HELD SOME PLEASANT SURPRISES FOR PHILANDERING CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHO HAS RECENTLY PREVAILED IN YET ANOTHER RIGGED ELECTION.

READERS SHOULD TAKE NOTE THAT "WEASELPECKER," WHO IS AMORAL AND  WOULD BE IMMORAL IF HE HAD ANY MORALS AT ALL, DOES NOT CELEBRATE "CHRISTMAS," AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT THERE IS A GOD AND HIS SON WAS BORN AS MAN, WHICH WE CELEBRATE ON THIS HOLIDAY.

SO, THEN, LET'S LOOK AT THE PLETHORA OF GIFTS THAT DONNA GARRITY, "WASELPECKER'S" "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, HAS PLACED UNDER "WEASELPECKER'S" HOLIDAY TREE!

SPAM

GIVEN THE DELIGHT THAT "WEASELPECKER" TAKES IN SENDING SPAM TO THE BLOGGER'S EMAIL ADDRESS, AND WANTING TO FURTHER FULFILL "WEASELPECKER'S" UNQUENCHED HUNGER FOR EVEN MORE SPAM, GARRITY HAS GIFTED HIM WITH THE FOLLOWING CROWD PLEASERS.

A CASE OF ASSORTED CANS OF SPAM

GARRITY, WHO RIDES IN THE GOLF CART AND FONDLES "WEASELPECKER'S" BALLS AT EACH OF HIS GOLF OUTINGS, HAS COME UP WITH THIS CLEVER IDEA:

SPAM GOLF TEES

TO REPLACE "WEASELPECKER'S" WELL-WORN FAVORITE ASSHAT, WHICH HE ROUTINELY WEARS ON EACH OF HIS GOLF OUTINGS, GARRITY HAS COME UP WITH A NOVEL REPLACEMENT:

SPAM ASSHAT

FOR A CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARD

"WASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS DEVELOPED A REPUTATION IN MEDINA COUNTY AND ENVIRONS AS A CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARD.  IN KEEPING WITH THAT THEME, GARRITY HAS COME UP WITH SOME UNIQUE HOLIDAY IDEAS FOR THIS CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARD.

FIRST UP, AN ASSORTMENT OF CHEESE WHEELS THAT GO GREAT WITH A COMPLEMENTARY WINE LIKE RIPPLE OR WILD IRISH ROSE, TWO OF "WEASELPECKER'S" FAVORITES.

ASSORTED CHEESE WHEELS

AND HOW ABOUT SOME HIGH-FASHION EVENING ATTIRE FOR THOSE ROMANTIC LATE-NIGHT DINNERS AT TACO BELL?

COMMEMORATIVE RAT BASTARD TEE

GIVEN GARRITY'S LONGSTANDING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH COLLIER, SHE IS AWARE THAT "WEASELPECKER" IS PRONE TO GET THE MUNCHIES. THIS NEXT GIFT, A FULL CASE OF GIANT-SIZED CHEEZ-ITS, IS GUARANTEED TO SATIATE THE MOST RAVENOUS APPETITE OF A CHEESE-EATING RAT BASTARD LIKE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

GIANT-SIZED CHEEZ-ITS

WHEN GNAWING ON CHEESE AND CHEEZ-ITS JUST WON'T DO, GARRITY GIFTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A FULL CASE OF  IMPORTED FISH PRODUCTS.

PERSONAL HYGIENE FOR THOSE ON THE "GO"

GIVEN THE NUMBER OF "ACCIDENTS" THAT "WEASELPECKER" HAD DURING HIS SASQUATCH HUNT, DROPPING A NUMBER OF LOADS IN HIS DRAWERS UPON SIGHT OF SASQUATCH,  DOCUMENTED ELSEWHERE AT THIS BLOG, GARRITY HAS GIFTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A VERY USEFUL GIFT OF A VIPOO TRAVEL PACK TO KEEP THOSE PESKY ODORS AWAY.

VIPOO TRAVEL PACK

IN ORDER TO DECREASE THE DISCOMFORT ASSOCIATED WITH THE COLD WEATHER DURING "WEASELPECKER'S" LONG JOURNEYS FROM THE MEDINA COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION TO GARRITY'S CRIB,  AN HAND-KNITTED TROUSER SNAKE.

ONE-EYED TROUSER SNAKE

PERSONAL COMFORT GIFTS

UNDERSTANDABLY, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY WANTS "WEASELPECKER" TO BE COMFORTABLE WHILE TRAVELING TO AND FROM HER CRIB AND WHILE THEY SNUGGLE IN FRONT OF THE SMOLDERING EMBERS OF GARRITY'S BARBECUE GRILL AS THEY ALTER TRANSCRIPTS FOR THE COURT OF APPEALS.

FIRST OF ALL, GARRITY HAS HANDCRAFTED A PERSONALIZED KNIT STOCKING CAP TO KEEP OUT THE CHILL FROM COLD WINTER WINDS AND TO PROTECT "WEASELPECKER'S" CHROME DOME FROM FROSTBITE.  THE EAR FLPS ARE AN ADDED BONUS!

PERSONALIZED KNIT STOCKING CAP

FOR THOSE NIPPY ROMANTIC EVENINGS WHEN GARRITY AND "WEASELPECKER" ARE SNUGGLING BESIDE THE DYING EMBERS OF GARRITY'S BARBECUE GRILL, GARRITY HAS GIFTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A HIGH-QUALITY FORM-FITTING SNUGGY, WHICH CAN ALSO FUNCTION AS A SLEEPING BAG IN A PINCH!

FORM-FITTING SNUGGY

GIFTS FOR THE "OFFICE" AT KANGAROO COURTROOM #1

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG SHOULD BE WELL AWARE THAT, BESIDES BEING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS AND MAIN SQUEEZE, SHE IS ALSO DESIGNATED AS "WEASELPECKER'S" "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS).

IT IS ONLY REASONABLE THAT GARRITY WOULD THINK OF "WEASELPECKER'S" CORRUPT "LEGAL" CAREER AS A "jUDGE" AND THIRD-RATE, LOW-LIFE, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SCUMBAG ATTORNEY.  

LET'S LOOK AT SOME OF THESE GIFTS!

FIRST OF ALL, SOME LEGAL "RESEARCH" MATERIALS THAT "WEASELPECKER" MAY WISH TO CONSULT BEFORE CONDUCTING ONE OF THE CHARADES HE CHARACTERIZES AS A "TRIAL," ALL THE WHILE DELIBERATELY DEPRIVING CHARGED DEFENDANTS OF THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS.  TRUE, "WEASELPECKER" WIL LIKELY FIND THE CONTENT OF LAW FOR DUMMIES MORE THAN CHALLENGING, BUT ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY AND THIS MORON NEEDS TO START SOMEWHERE.

A REVISED EDITION OF LAW FOR DUMMIES

TO BRIGHTEN UP "WEASELPECKER'S" DRAB CHAMBERS, WHERE GARRITY HAS SPENT MANY AN AFTERNOON "CONSULTING' WITH "WEASELPECKER," GARRITY HAS GIFTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A NEW, BRIGHTLY COLORED AMERICAN FLAG.

A CURIO & PORTFOLIO

WHEN OUT AND ABOUT, PARTICULARLY ON THEIR SUMMER WEEKEND TRYSTS, "WEASELPEKER" IS CONSTANTLY ON THE LOOKOUT FOR CAMEL TOES.

WHILE THIS IS PUZZLING TO GARRITY, SHE WENT THE EXTRA MILE FOR HER "MAN" (USING THAT TERM RATHER LOOSELY) AND OBTAINED A GENUINE CAMEL TOE FROM AN AKRON TAXIDERMIST.

GENUINE CAMEL TOE

TO SWEETEN THE POT EVEN FURTHER, GARRITY GIFTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A PORTFOLIO OF CAMEL TOE PHOTOGRAPHS.

CAMEL TOE PHOTOGRAPHS

FINALLY, FOR THOSE LOCAL WEEKEND TRYSTS

NEEDLESS TO SAY, GIVEN THE VAGARIES OF NORTHERN OHIO WINTER WEATHER, IT IS NOT ALWAYS POSSIBLE FOR "WEASELPECKER" AND GARRITY TO TRAVEL THOSE LONG DISTANCES FOR THEIR REGULAR WEEKEND TRYSTS. 

FOR THOSE OCCASIONS WHEN "WEASELPECKER" NEEDS TO CHECK INTO A LOCAL MOTEL FOR ONE OF HIS REGULAR WEEKEND TRYSTS WITH GARRITY, A GIFT OF CLEVER DISGUISES.

A DOZEN CLEVER DISGUISES

THOSE PROSTHETIC NOSES WORK EVERY TIME!

SURELY "WEASELPECKER" HAS HAD A MERRY HOLIDAY SEASON, RECHARGED, AND READY FOR ANOTHER YEAR OF SCREWING AS MANY CITIZENS AS POSSIBLE IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION AND THE LAW BE DAMNED!

FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SASQUATCH HUNT MARRED BY MISTAKEN IDENTITY !

THE FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SASQUATCH HUNT PREDICTABLY TURNED OUT TO BE A REAL FIASCO OR, IN OTHER WORDS, A GENUINE FUBAR.

AS ANY SERIOUS SASQUATCH HUNTER WELL KNOWS, THE BEST TIME TO GO SASQUATCH HUNTING IS WELL AFTER MIDNIGHT, GENERALLY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 3:00 AM AND 6:00 AM.

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG ARE AWARE, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE RELUCTANTLY  PERMITTED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TO VIEW A FEMALE SASQUATCH HELD CAPTIVE IN THE GUIDE'S BARN.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cV-UkPaAbcg

AS PREVIOUSLY REPORTED, THAT INITIAL ENCOUNTER DID NOT GO WELL!

AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BEGAN PREPARATIONS FOR THE FIRST NIGHT OF HIS SASQUATCH HUNT.

AFTER SLIDING INTO HIS FIRST PAIR OF DEPENDS, ADULT DIAPERS WITH "FLEX FIT" TECHNOLOGY, "WEASELPECKER" DRESSED IN FULL CUSTOM CAMO, WHICH THE SASQUATCH GUIDE DESIGNED AND FURNISHED.

A WORD ABOUT THE CUSTOM CAMO WHICH THE SASQUATCH GUIDE DESIGNED EXPRESSLY FOR SASQUATCH HUNTING IS IN ORDER.  THE CUSTOM CAMO CREATES THE ILLUSION THAT THE OBSERVER IS SIMPLY LOOKING AT AN OPEN FIELD THROUGH A WIRE FENCE.  THIS INGENIOUS CAMO DESIGN NOT ONLY DISGUISES THE HUNTER BUT ALSO CREATES THE IMPRESSION OF A BARRIER FENCE, WHICH SASQUATCH IS LIKELY TO AVOID THEREBY PROTECTING THE SASQUATCH HUNTER FROM A DIRECT ATTACK BY A CHARGING SASQUATCH.  IT IS, IN A WORD, AN INGENIOUS DESIGN, PICTURED LATER IN THIS POST.

AT APPROXIMATELY 3:00 AM, "WEASELPECKER" AND HIS SASQUATCH GUIDE SET OUT ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF "WEASLPECKER'S" SASQUATCH.

THE GOING WAS SLOW AS THE DUO MADE THEIR WAY THROUGH THE FORESTS OF NEW YORK STATE, PROGRESSING TOWARD THE  SASQUATCH DEN PREVIOUSLY SHOWN AT THIS BLOG.

UPON ARRIVAL AT THE SASQUATCH DEN AT APPROXIMATELY 4:30 AM, ALL WAS QUIET.  "WEASELPECKER" AND THE SASQUATCH GUIDE HUNKERED DOWN IN A CLUMP OF BUSHES ABOUT 25 FEET DISTANT FROM THE SASQUATCH DEN WAITING FOR SOME SIGN OF ACTIVITY.  OF COURSE, "WEASELPECKER" PROMPTLY FELL ASLEEP, MUCH LIKE HE DOES IN ANY OF HIS CHARADE SHOW TRIALS HE CONDUCTS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1  OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL &RAILROAD STATION. 

SUDDENLY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS STARTLED AND AWOKE TO THE SOUNDS OF RUSTLING IN THE BUSHES NEARBY.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, "WEASELPECKER" WAS SHOCKED TO SEE WHAT TURNED OUT TO BE AN ALBINO SASQUATCH, PICTURED BELOW,  PASSING WITHIN AN ARMS LENGTH.

"WEASELPECKER" WAS SHOCKED BEYOND BELIEF !!!

INITIALLY, HE WONDERED WHY ONE OF HIS KLAN BROTHERS FROM THE MEDINA REPUBLI-KKK-RAT PARTY HAD FOUND HIS WAY INTO THE MIDST OF HIS SASQUATCH HUNT.

AS "WEASELPECKER" BENT OVER TO KISS THE ASS OF HIS KLAN BROTHER, IN HIS USUAL FASHION, HE MUTTERED, "DINO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

THE ALBINO SASQUATCH, WHOM "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER MISTOOK FOR CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, WHEELED AROUND AND LET OUT A HORRIFYING ROAR THAT SHOOK "WEASELPECKER" TO THE VERY CORE.

THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, WHO IS NOT UNACQUAINTED WITH SASQUATCH BEHAVIOR, REPORTS THAT, AT THE SOUND OF THE SASQUATCH ROAR, HE HEARD THE LOUD RELEASE OF  INTESTINAL GAS FROM "WEASELPECKER" FOLLOWED BY THE GUSHING SOUND OF "WEASELPECKER" VACATING HIS BOWELS, DROPPING A LOAD IN HIS DRAWERS, (DEPENDS,) RATHER LIKE THE SOUND CAUSED BY STEPPING ON A LARGE, ROTTING TOMATO.

IT WAS A GOOD THING THAT "WEASELPECKER" WAS PREPARED FOR THIS EVENTUALITY.

ACCORDING TO THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, "WEASELPECKER" TURNED AND BEAT FEET INTO THE BRUSH IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, SCREAMING  REPEATEDLY, "FEET, DON'T FAIL ME NOW!"

WITH BOTH "WEASELPECKER" AND THE ALBINO SASQUATCH IN FULL FLIGHT, THE ONLY THING FOR THE SASQUATCH GUIDE TO DO WAS TO ROUND UP "WEASELPECKER" AND GET HIM BACK TO SASQUATCH CENTRAL.

TRACKING WEASELPECKER'S" RETREAT THROUGH THE FOREST WAS NOT PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT FOR THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, AN EXPERIENCED OUTDOORSMAN.  ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW "WEASELPECKER'S" SCENT TRAIL THROUGH THE WOODS!

A WITNESS DESCRIBES ENCOUNTERING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER EMERGING FROM THE WOOD LINE IN FLIGHT FROM HIS FIRST SASQUATCH ENCOUNTER. THE WITNESS DESCRIBES "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S ODOR AS "PUTRID."  SEE FOR YOURSELF!

https://youtu.be/-vswTeyLe7c

THE SASQUATCH GUIDE QUICKLY LOCATED "WEASELPEKER" AND GOT HIM BACK TO SAFETY.

AS A MOMENTO OF "WEASELPECKER'S" FIRST NIGHT IN PURSUIT OF SASQUATCH, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE MEMORIALIZED THE EVENT WITH A POST-HUNT PHOTO, SHOWN BELOW:

READERS WILL NOTE HOW EFFECTIVELY THE CUSTOM CAMO HAS CONCEALED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, DEPICTED OVER THE LEFT SHOULDER OF THE SASQUATCH GUIDE, EXCEPT FOR HIS UNCOVERED MELON-SHAPED CHROME DOME.  HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A WIRE FENCE, DOESN'T HE?

STILL ONE MORE NIGHT TO GO ON THIS "MANLY" SASQUATCH HUNT BY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, SURE TO BE A GRIN !!!

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TAKES TIME AWAY FROM HIS WEEKLY TRYST WITH HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY !!!

IF THERE IS ANYTHING PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER HOLDS SACRED, IT IS HIS WEEKLY WEEKEND TRYSTS WITH HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

"WEASELPECKER" MUST REALLY HAVE BEEN INFURIATED TO HAVE TAKEN HIS VALUED TIME AWAY FROM HIS WEEKLY TRYST WITH DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY THIS PAST WEEKEND.

HERE'S THE SCOOP!

ON SUNDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2016, THE BLOGGER PUBLISHED A POST CAPTIONED

PRELIMINARIES FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SASQUATCH HUNT GOT OFF ON THE WRONG "FOOT" !!! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2016/12/preliminaries-for-weaselpecker-colliers.html 

THAT WAS ON SUNDAY!

TODAY, MONDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2016, A MERE 24 HOURS LATER, GIVE OR TAKE, THE BLOGGER DISCOVERED THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAD SENT THE FOLLOWING REPETITIVE UNSOLICITED ADVERTISEMENTS (SPAM) TO THE BLOGGER, SHOWN BELOW:

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER  MUST REALLY BE FOND OF THE PRODUCT THAT JOE SCHRIEFER IS OFFERING FOR SALE, LIKELY ONE OF THOSE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION  PRODUCTS, OF WHICH "WEASELPECKER" IS SO FOND AS REMEDY FOR ADDRESSING HIS HIS IMPOTENCE!

BEST GUESS IS THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS INFURIATED WITH THE BLOGGER FOR REVEALING TO YOU, THE READERS, "WEASELPECKER'S" SASQUATCH HOTSPOT! 

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT ANY "NORMAL" PERSON WOULD JUMP OUT OF BED AND SHUNT HIS MAIN SQUEEZE ASIDE TO MAKE NUMEROUS, REPETiTIVE REQUESTS TO SEND THIS SPAM TO THE BLOGGER???

WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!

PRELIMINARIES FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SASQUATCH HUNT GOT OFF ON THE WRONG "FOOT" !!!

AS EXPECTED, IN A SHOW OF HIS NEWLY FOUND "MANLINESS," THE RESULT OF AN INTENSIVE COURSE OF TESTOSTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY, PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TRAVELED TO NEW YORK STATE TO EMBARK ON HIS FIRST-EVER SASQUATCH HUNT, BRINGING WITH HIM A FULL BOX OF DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS (WHICH ULTIMATELY CAME IN HANDY, AS IT TURNED OUT).

UPON ARRIVING AT THIS CLOSELY GUARDED BIGFOOT HOTSPOT, "WEASELPECKER"  MADE HIS INTRODUCTIONS TO THE SASQUATCH GUIDE HE HIRED FOR THIS "MANLY" ADVENTURE.

THE FIRST SHOCKER CAME WHEN THE SASQUATCH GUIDE DISCLOSED TO "WEASELPECKER" THAT HE HAD ACTUALLY CAPTURED A LIVE BIGFOOT, WHICH WAS THEN HELD IN CAPTIVITY!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj4U7njCioo

AT "WEASELPECKER'S" INSISTENCE, THE SASQUATCH GUIDE RELUCTANTLY GAVE "WEASELPECKER"  A LOOK DESPITE HIS BETTER JUDGMENT.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBmCfuacBQw&t=172s

PHILANDERER THAT HE IS, "WEASELPECKER'S" FIRST IMPULSE WAS TO LUNGE FORWARD AND SCREW MS. SASQUATCH !!!

"WEASELPECKER" THEN HESITATED, SUDDENLY CALLING TO MIND THAT DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE WAS WAITING FOR HIM, IN FACT LONGING FOR HIS RETURN TO THE HONEYMOON SUITE AT THE LOVE NEST MOTEL,  LOCATED A SHORT DRIVE FROM BEAVER'S DAM, NEW YORK.

"WEASELPECKER'S" NEXT IMPULSE WAS TO SHOOT THE CAPTIVE MS. SASQUATCH AS SHE STOOD IN THE OPEN DOOR OF THE SASQUATCH GUIDE'S BARN!

THE SASQUATCH GUIDE QUICKLY INTERVENED AND REMINDED "WEASELPECKER" THAT THE ETHICS TO WHICH ALL TRUE HUNTERS SUBSCRIBE FORBID THE KILLING OF A CAPTIVE ANIMAL LIKE MS. SASQUATCH.

"WEASELPECKER" BECAME CONFUSED IMMEDIATELY.  HE HAD NO CONCEPT OF ETHICS IN ANY CONTEXT, INCLUDING IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

AFTER CALMING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER,  THE SASQUATCH GUIDE ASSURED "WEASELPECKER" OF A SUCCESSFUL SASQUATCH HUNT GIVEN THE FACT THAT THE GUIDE HAD MANAGED TO LOCATE A NEARBY SASQUATCH DEN.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r3x4yU8Us8E

NOW WAS THE TIME FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER  TO "CAMO UP" AND PREPARE TO CONFRONT SASQUATCH IN ITS NATURAL ENVIRONMENT !

READERS WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE AMUSED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" FOIBLES AS HE ENCOUNTERS BIGFOOT IN THE FORESTS OF NEW YORK STATE, UPCOMING IN THE FOLLOWING POSTS AT THIS BLOG.

IT'S BEGINNING TO HIT THE FAN !!!

ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, ORCHESTRATED BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, REPORTS SOME RATHER REVEALING EMERGING DETAILS LIKELY TO LEAD TO THE CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF MEMBERS OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB !

ACCORDING TO THE VICTIM, THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY REFERENCED IN A RECENT PRIOR POST, SEEMS TO BE CHIN-DEEP IN SOME SERIOUS MISCONDUCT.  YOU SEE, THE JAGOFF ATTORNEY ALLEGEDLY TESTIFIED BEFORE PHILANDERNG, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER (ANOTHER WELL-PLACED MEMBER OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB) THAT THE ESTATE OF THE LOCAL DECEASED MAN, WHOSE GRAVE THIS JAGOFF ATTORNEY AND OTHER MEMBERS OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB ROBBED ND THEREAFTER RAPED AND PILLAGED THE ESTATE, HAD BEEN CLOSED AND FILED AT A HEARING HELD BY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 IN OCTOBER 2008.

AS IT TURNS OUT HOWEVER, THE INVENTORY OF ESTATE ASSETS, INCOMPLETE AS IT MAY BE, WAS EVENTUALLY FILED IN THE MEDINA PROBATE COURT IN JUNE 2009, FULLY NINE MONTHS AFTER THE ALLEGED TESTIMONY OF THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?  A  JAGOFF ATTORNEY LYING IN ONE OF "WEASELPECKER'S" CHARADE "HEARINGS" IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION !

IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM, HOWEVER, LYING IN COURT IS NO BIG DEAL. AFTER ALL, "WEASELPECKER" HIMSELF IS A PROVEN LIAR, AS IS CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN  AND ALL OF HIS ASS PROSECUTORS.  AFTER ALL, THE OFFICIAL MOTTO OF HOE-MAN IS "LIE A LITTLE, LIE A LOT. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?"

INTERESTINGLY, IT IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE VERY OCTOBER 2008 HEARING WHICH CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND LOCAL JAGOFF ATTORNEY LARRY COURTNEY "EDITED," REMOVING AND DELETING 76 PAGES, IN VIOLATION OF THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF OHIO, FELONY TAMPERING WITH RECORDS AND FELONY TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE.

OF FURTHER INTEREST IS THE FACT THAT AT THE OCTOBER 2008 HEARING, WITHOUT HEARING TESTIMONY OF THE VICTIM(S) OF  THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ORDERED THE ENFORCEMENT OF AN UNSIGNED PURPORTED "AGREEMENT" BETWEEN THE PARTIES TO WHICH NONE OF THE PARTIES CONSENTED OR AGREED, ACCORDING TO THE VICTIM.

ONE HAS TO WONDER JUST HOW MUCH OF A KICKBACK THAT "WEASELPECKER" RECEIVED FOR PULLING OFF THAT STUNT.

WHILE THERE HAS BEEN SOME LEGAL WRANGLING BEFORE VISITING JUDGE PATRICIA COSGROVE, WHO HAS FAILED TO TIMELY RULE ON MOTIONS AND HEARINGS, MEDINA CASE NO. 08CIV0502.  READERS ARE FREE TO REVIEW THE DOCKET IN THIS CASE AT THE WEBSITE OF THE CLERK OF MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.

REVIEWING THE DOCKET IN MEDINA CASE NO. 08CIV0502, READERS WILL FIND THAT ON FEBRUARY 18, 2014 THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME FILED A MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT AND DISMISSAL OF THE CASE.  THE VICTIM'S MOTION INCLUDED A COPY OF A PROBATIVE OFFICIAL REPORT OF INVESTIGATION BY HINCKLEY POLICE SERGEANT DANIEL HUFF.

A REVIEW OF THE CASE DOCKET REVEALS THAT THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY FAILED TO ANSWER OR OPPOSE THE VICTIM'S MOTION.

FURTHER REVIEWING THE DOCKET IN MEDINA CASE NO. 08CIV0502, READERS WILL FIND THAT ON MARCH 9, 2016 THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME FILED A MOTION TO DISMISS PER RUE 11 BEFORE VISITING JUDGE PATRICIA COSGROVE .

THE DOCKET REVEALS THAT THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY FAILED TO ANSWER OR OPPOSE THE MARCH 9, 2016 MOTION TO DISMISS.

TO DATE, JUDGE COSGROVE HAS FAILED TO RULE ON EITHER OF THESE TWO MOTIONS.

ALTHOUGH JUDGE COSGROVE HAS HELD RULINGS ON THE ABOVE-DESCRIBED MOTIONS IN ABEYANCE, SHE HAS SCHEDULED A HEARING ON MOTION OF THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY TO HOLD THE VICTIM IN CONTEMPT OF AN INVALID UNSIGNED PURPORTED "STIPULATED" INJUNCTION UNLAWFULLY IMPOSED BY CORRUPT PHILANDERING "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BEFORE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE HE RECUSED HIMSELF FROM THIS CASE "TO AVOID THE APPEARANCE OF FURTHER IMPROPRIETY."

FOLLOWING IS A RECENT EMAIL COMMUNICATION FROM THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME TO VISITING JUDGE COSGROVE:

From: Gregg Depew <greggdepew01@gmail.com>Date: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 6:50 PM
Subject: upcoming phone conference
To: Patricia Cosgrove <pcosgrove1@yahoo.com>

Your Honor,  FYI at the 1-28-16 default hearing the medina county prosecutor appeared and gave oral testimony that the HPD report from Sgt Huff was infact real.  In 2008 local attorney Forrest Thompson was retained by co defendant's and filed a declaratory judgement against Brad Depew for POA fraud in the Probate Court.  The Probate Court was to have a hearing on the Matter but do to the Civil Order issued by this Court the Administrator was Ordered by The Civil Court to enter an incomplete inventory.. Mr Bernlohr testified before Judge Collier the Inventory was complete, when he still had a pending poa fraud case in probate that would increase the value of the estate hundreds of thousands of dollars and implicate Brad Depew, The pretrial statement filed by Bernlohr in this very case states this fact.  All this case was designed to do was gain an upperhand in a pending probate fraud case.  Forrest Thompson was sworn in last week as Medina County Prosecutor and his bond will take effect 1-01-17.  I have already conferred with his staff and he does have a conflict.  Do to the Criminal nature of the Huff report and the MCPO stating to the Court on 1-28-16 of this fact I am requesting this Court forward the report to Summit County Prosecutor to prosecute the perjury charge and vacate the fraudulent CPO.  I will be filing a 55C motion shortly.  I was assured that MCPO will forward the report to an outside prosecutor in early January if the Court has not yet done so.  
Thank you Gregg Depew Pro Se,
Cc Mark Bernlohr

THERE ARE SOME REAL NUGGETS TO BE FOUND IN THE ABOVE EMAIL MESSAGE TO JUDGE COSGROVE!

FIRSTLY, THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME ADVISED THE JUDGE HE INTENDS TO FILE A RULE 55 MOTION WITHIN THE REASONABLY NEAR FUTURE!

PERHAPS WE SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT RULE 55 OF THE OHIO RULES OF CIVIL PROCEDURE:

RULE 55. Default
(A) Entry of judgment. When a party against whom a judgment for affirmative relief is sought has failed to plead or otherwise defend as provided by these rules, the party entitled to a judgment by default shall apply in writing or orally to the court therefor; but no judgment by default shall be entered against a minor or an incompetent person unless represented in the action by a guardian or other such representative who has appeared therein. If the party against whom judgment by default is sought has appeared in the action, he (or, if appearing by representative, his representative) shall be served with written notice of the application for judgment at least seven days prior to the hearing on such application. If, in order to enable the court to enter judgment or to carry it into effect, it is necessary to take an account or to determine the amount of damages or to establish the truth of any averment by evidence or to make an investigation of any other matter, the court may conduct such hearings or order such references as it deems necessary and proper and shall when applicable accord a right of trial by jury to the parties. 

BINGO!  UNDER THE RULES OF CIVIL PROCEDURE, THE VICTIM IS ENTITLED TO DEFAULT JUDGMENT WHERE THE ADVERSE JAGOFF ATTORNEY FAILED TO ANSWER AND OPPOSE THE VICTIM'S MOTIONS TO DISMISS!

NEXT, AND JUST AS IMPORTANT, IF JUDGE COSGROVE FAILS TO FORWARD THE OFFICIAL INVESTIGATIVE REPORT OF HINCKLEY POLICE SGT. DANIEL HUFF TO THE SUMMIT COUNTY PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE, THE HONORABLE FORREST THOMPSON, THE INCOMING MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR, WILL DO SO AFTER ASSUMING OFFICE!

WHAT A BREATH OF FRESH AIR TO HAVE AN HONEST MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR, FOR A CHANGE !!! 

UP NEXT AT THIS BLOG: THE CHRONICLES OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S DEATH-DEFYING SASQUATCH HUNT.