OHIO SUPREME COURT TO LAPDOG COLLIER: "GET OFF YOUR DEAD ASS!"

The Ohio Supreme Court has taken issue with the FAILURE OF LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE for his usual and customary to perform his duties diligently.  OBVIOUSLY, LAPDOG COLLIER HAS BEEN TOO BUSY EDITING,  SCRUBBING AND ALTERING TRANSCRIPTS, BEFORE MEDINA COURT REPORTER DONNA GARRITY FILES THEM WITH THE COURT OF APPEALS, FOR HIM TO PAY ANY ADEQUATE ATTENTION TO HIS MINISTERIAL DUTIES.

LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, sentenced Clifford Culgan to a term of ten years imprisonment on August 8, 2002.  In typical fashion, LAPDOG COLLIER failed to properly docket the sentencing entry, with the required pronouncements pertaining to the provisions of Culgan's term of post release control.  Now, perhaps LAPDOG COLLIER may not be entirely to blame, since it appears he delegates the preparation of the docket entries to his bailiff, who is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, either.  Best guess is that her IQ is about the same as LAPDOG'S, from which one can reasonably conclude that errors in the most minor tasks are inevitable.

On July 30, 2007, Culgan filed a motion with LAPDOG COLLIER seeking to be properly resentenced in accord with Ohio Criminal Rule 32(C).  This was Culgan's first mistake, since LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, is not familiar with the Ohio Rules of Criminal Procedure and, even if he were, LAPDOG COLLIER disregards them anyway, as he is ordered to do by CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN.

Needless to say, LAPDOG COLLIER expeditiously DENIED CULGAN'S MOTION ON AUGUST 1, 2007, TWO DAYS AFTER CULGAN FILED HIS MOTION. The docket entry, denying Culgan's motion, LAUGHABLY STATES THAT LAPDOG GAVE CULGAN'S MOTION "CAREFUL CONSIDERATION."

IN A PIG'S EYE!!!

On October 6. 2007, Culgan filed an appeal with the Ninth District Court of Appeals, seeking an order to compel LAPDOG COLLIER and DINO HOEMAN to issue a sentencing entry compliant with Criminal Rule 32(C).

The Ninth District Court of Appeals dismissed Culgan's appeal, so Culgan appealed the issue to the Ohio Supreme Court which ruled that LAPDOG COLLIER'S docket entry pertaining to Culgan's "sentencing entry did not constitute a final appealable order because it did not contain a guilty plea, verdict, or the finding of the court upon which Culgan's convictions were based."

The Ohio Supreme Court ruled in Culgan's favor and issued an order compelling LAPDOG COLLIER to issue a proper sentencing entry that complied with Criminal Rule 32(C) and constituted a final appealable order.

Given the fact that LAPDOG COLLIER was preoccupied with editing, scrubbing, and materially altering transcripts before MEDINA COURT REPORTER DONNA GARRITY filed them with the Court of Appeals, LAPDOG took the easy way out and grudgingly docketed a "nunc pro tunc" (this for that) sentencing entry.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH.  CULGAN APPEALED LAPDOG COLLIER ONCE AGAIN.

This time, the Ninth District Court of Appeals ruled in favor of Culgan and agreed with Culgan's interpretation of the law that LAPDOG COLLIER "should have re-sentenced Culgan consistent with State v. Foster."

The Court of Appeals ordered LAPDOG COLLIER TO RESENTENCE CULGAN CONSISTENT WITH THE STATE OF THE LAW, WHICH LAPDOG WAS OBVIOUSLY LOATHE TO DO.

The Blogger is not at all surprised that Mr. Culgan has a better grasp of the law than does a BOOB LIKE LAPDOG COLLIER.

After he had been resentenced by LAPDOG COLLIER, Mr. Culgan once again appealed to thte Court of Appeals.  The Court of Appeals denied Culgan's appeal.

As an aside, Culgan appears to be somewhat of a gadfly and has peppered the Ninth District Court of Appeals with numerous appeals from judgments in the Medina County Kangaroo Court of Common Pleas.

On August 18, 2009, LAPDOG COLLIER resentenced Culgan to ten years imprisonment, with credit for time served.

Ultimately, Mr. Culgan served his ten-year sentence and was released from custody, subject to a period of post release control, under the authority of the Ohio Adult Parole Authority.

In March 2012, Culgan filed a motion with LAPDOG COLLIER seeking to terminate his post release control deriving from LAPDOG COLLIER'S SENTENCING ERRORS, AS IF CULGAN HAD A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL OF PREVAILING WITH COLLIER, WHO IS NOTHING MORE THAN A LAPDOG TO CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN.

With regard to Culgan's March 2012 motion, LAPDOG COLLIER DID WHAT LAPDOG COLLIER DOES BEST: NOTHING !

Ultimately, Mr. Culgan worked his way up to the Ohio Supreme Court, which had to once again spank LAPDOG COLLIER.

FOLLOWING ARE EXCERPTS FROM THE DECISION ISSUED BY THE SUPREME COURT:

{¶ 4} On March 21, 2012, Culgan filed a motion to terminate postrelease

control. When no decision was made on that motion by July 24, 2012, Culgan

filed the complaint in this case in the Ninth District Court of Appeals for writs of

mandamus and procedendo. The Ninth District dismissed the complaint. State ex

rel. Culgan v. Collier, 9th Dist. No. 12CA0064-M (Aug. 8, 2012). Culgan

appealed, and both parties have submitted briefs.

{¶ 5} The appeal is now before the court for our consideration of the

merits.

{¶ 13}  Culgan’s motion, which deals with an

uncomplicated issue, has been pending in the trial court for over a year. Not only

does the judge’s failure to rule exceed the 120 days mandated in Sup.R. 40(A)(3),

but a ruling on the motion would have mooted the present case, conserving

judicial time and resources. 

                We therefore grant a writ of procedendo to compel Judge [Lapdog] Collier [The Village Idiot and Town Whore] to rule on Culgan’s motion.


THIS IS WHAT THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY GET WHEN THEY ARE DEPRIVED BY THE DEM PARTY OF VOTING A WORTHLESS BOOB LIKE LAPDOG COLLIER OUT OF OFFICE AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO REPLACE LAPDOG WITH A PRESUMABLY HONEST JUDGE. 

LAPDOG COLLIER DESIGNER TEE SHIRTS

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and his ass. prosecutors have decided to recognize MEDINA COUNTY LAPDOG judge COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, for his undying fidelity to the objectives of Hoeman's Office:  "TO PUNISH EVERYONE INDICTED BY THE MEDINA COUNTY NOT-SO-GRAND JURY."

Forget about proof!  DINO HOEMAN will manufacture that!  Forget about exculpatory evidence favorable to the defendant!  DINO HOEMAN will conceal and bury that!  Worried that the defendant did not really commit a crime?  Not to worry, LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE will make sure the innocent are convicted, no matter what it takes !

Because LAPDOG COLLIER has so faithfully carried the bags of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and his ass. prosecutors for so many years, the OFFICE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN has presented LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, with a Baker's Dozen customized designer Tee shirts, shown below:

LAPDOG COLLIER SEEN FONDLING HIS BALLS AT GOLF OUTING !!!

As the Summer fades into the Fall season, Medina County residents are bracing for the long winter season inevitably headed toward Ohio.

The Labor Day Holiday heralds the unofficial end of the summer season and, like most everyone elsewhere, Medina County ended the season with a bang at the Medina County Labor Day Classic golf outing.

As usual, anybody who is anybody in the circle of Medina County movers and shakers attended, including LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE.

LAPDOG COLLIER, INCIDENTALLY, HAS STOPPED SENDING ANONYMOUS ELECTRONIC MESSAGES TO THIS BLOG, USING SUCH IMAGINATIVE PSEUDONYMS AS "LEPERCHAUN SAM" (PROPERLY SPELLED L-E-P-R-E-C-H-A-U-N), "STEVE MARTINEZ-Johnson" (HE DOES ACTUALLY RESEMBLE THE HEAD OF A "JOHNSON"), and  "PUBICUS."  NOT SUPRISINGLY, ALL OF THE NUMEROUS ANONYMOUS ELECTRONIC MESSAGES TO THE BLOG STOPPED ABRUPTLY AS SOON AS JUDGE MARKUS ORDERED AN INVESTIGATION, NAMING LAPDOG COLLIER AS A SUSPECT.

Back to the subject of the Medina County Labor Day Classic golf outing, a number of individuals report having seen LAPDOG COLLIER RIDING AROUND THE COURSE, FONDLING HIS BALLS.

Now, for LAPDOG COLLIER, this is not nearly as strange as it seems, given his erratic behavior in Kangaroo Courtroom #1 at the Medina County Courthouse, Mosque, and Railroad Station.

In fact, speculation is that, when looking bored and peering our the windows as the defense presents its case to the jury in LAPDOG'S Kangaroo Courtroom #1, LAPDOG COLLIIER IS ACTUALLY FONDLING HIS BALLS !

Now this matter needs little clarification.  The point is that LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, ordered a score of personalized golf balls, emblazoned with LAPDOG'S personal motto, "It's Good to Be the King."  LAPDOG COLLIER has adopted his personal motto, due and owing to the fact that CORRUPT MEDINA PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and the Medina County Dem Party has granted LAPDOG A LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE COURT, and he cannot be removed from his throne since the Medina County politicians have prevented the citizenry from voting him out in a fair and honest election.

LAPDOG COLLIER is so proud that he has successfully defeated the United States Constitution and of his lifetime appointment, he delights in fondling his little balls as a measure of his lifetime achievement and success!