Monday, June 8, 2020

TIME TO GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS

AT THE OUTSET OF THIS POST THE BLOGGER WANTS TO SAY THAT FORREST THOMPSON IS A COMPLETE MORON JUST LIKE THE RANKS OF THE MORONS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE. COMPLETE INCOMPETENTS, ONE AND ALL.  THE BLOGGER MAKES NO BONES ABOUT IT.

THOMPSON, WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO REAL-WORLD LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE, JUST LIKE THE “SUMMER’S EVE” DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE.  EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM CAN SCREW UP A WET DREAM!

MORE TO THE POINT,. DUFUS THOMPSON SCOFFS AT THE IDEA THAT DISCOVERING THE IDENTITY OF THE AUTHOR OF A TEXT MESSAGE SENT TO BRYON MACRON WOULD EASILY UNRAVEL AND RESOLVE MR. MACRON’S MURDER.

UNLIKE THE “SUMMER’S EVE” DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE, AND THOMPSON HIMSELF, THE BLOGGER HAS IDENTIFIED AND SCRUPULOUSLY REVIEWED A. SERIES OF RECORDS, RECORDS THAT MEDINA MORONS NEVER OBTAINED. IT IS MORE THAN LIKELY THESE MORONS NEVER EVEN KNEW THOSE RECORDS SYSTEMS EVEN EXIST.

THE UPSHOT IS THAT THE BLOGGER HAS DEVELOPED AN ACCURATE TIMELINE OF BRYON MACRON’S FINAL HOURS.

IT IS KNOWN THAT ON THE EVENING OF 12/15/2016, AFTER CLEANING HIS CAR AT A CAR WASH IN BRUNSWICK, BRYON ATTENDED THE ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARTY HELD BY AND FOR VARIOUS MEDINA COUNTY PUBLIC OFFICIALS.

FOLLOWING THE PARTY, BRYON WENT TO THE LOCAL CINEMA TO ATTEND A SHOWING OF THE LATEST STAR WARS FILM. BRYON ATTENDED THE FILM WITH FELLOW LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE MICHAEL “WEENIE” COSTELLO.

BECAUSE THE CHARGE ON HIS CELL PHONE WAS RUNNING LOW, BRYON REQUESTED COSTELLO TO SEND A TEXT TO VICTORIA MACRON ADVISING OF HIS CURRENT WHEREABOUTS.. COSTELLO COMPLIED AND SENT A TEXT MESSAGE TO MRS. MACRON AT 9:03 PM VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER. THE FACT THAT COSTELLO CHOSE TO COMMUNICATE WITH MRS. MACRON VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER IS A SIGNIFICANT FACT.

FOLLOWING THE SHOWING OF THE FILM, BRYON MACRON RETURNED TO HIS HOME, ARRIVING THERE AT APPROXIMATELY 12:30 AM ON THE MORNING OF 12/16/2016. AFTER DISCUSSING THE FILM WITH VICTORIA WHILE SHE WAS PREPARING SCHOOL LUNCHES FOR THEIR CHILDREN, BRYON RETIRED FOR THE NIGHT AT APPROXIMATELY 1:30 AM WHERE HE WAS JOINED SHORTLY THEREAFTER BY VICTORIA.

AT PRECISELY 2:08 AM,  BRYON RECEIVED A TEXT MESSAGE VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER. THE TIME OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND THE FACT THAT BRYON RECEIVED THE MESSAGE THROUGH FACEBOOK MESSENGER IS DOCUMENTED IN THE RECORDS IN THE BLOGGER’S POSSESSION. THAT IS AN UNCONTROVERTED FACT.

THE READER SHOULD NOTE THAT THE MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED TO BRYON VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER, THE SAME MEDIUM USED BY COSTELLO TO COMMUNICATE WITH VICTORIA MACRON EARLIER IN THE EVENING.

VICTORIA MACRON WITNESSED BRYON ARISE FROM THE BED IMMEDIATELY AFTER RECEIVING THE MESSAGE AND LEAVE THE BEDROOM, THE LAST TIME SHE EVER SAW BRYON.

IT IS CLEAR THAT THE 2:08 AM MESSAGE BRYON RECEIVED CAUSED BRYON TO LEAVE HIS HOME SOMETIME AFTER 2:08 AM AND TRIGGERED THE EVENTS THAT FOLLOWED RESULTING IN MR. MACRON’S MURDER.

IDENTIFY THE AUTHOR OF THE MESSAGE AND YOU HAVE AT LEAST ONE PARTY TO BRYON MACRON’S HOMICIDE.

THAT INFORMATION CAN BE OBTAINED FROM FACEBOOK BY WAY OF SUBPOENA OR SEARCH WARRANT.  UNFORTUNATELY, THE MORONS AT MEDINA COUNTY NOTIFIED FACEBOOK OF MR. MACRON’S DEATH, CAUSING FACEBOOK TO MEMORIALIZE BRYON’S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT.  AS A RESULT, VICTORIA MACRON IS NOW UNABLE TO ACCESS BRYON’S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AND THE RELEVANT TEXT MESSAGE..

STUPIDITY OR A COVERUP BY THE MORONS AT THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE?

YOU, THE READERS, CAN MAKE YOUR OWN JUDGMENTS.

IN ANY EVENT, THOMPSON JUST DOESN’T GET IT. ONE MORE MORON IN THE WOODPILE!