AKRON UNIVERSITY HOLDS BENEFIT FOR RAPE CRISIS CENTERS

ON SATURDAY, JANUARY 28, 2017, THE AKRON UNIVERSITY HELD A BENEFIT FOR MEDINA AND SUMMIT COUNTY RAPE CRISIS CENTERS, CERTAINLY A WELL-RECEIVED GESTURE PROMOTING A DESERVING CHARITABLE CAUSE.

THE AKRON UNIVERSITY IS PRESENTING A SERIOUS PLAY,  THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES, AT THE UNIVERSITY'S E.J. THOMAS HALL.

THE PROGRAM, PRESENTED FOR THE BENEFIT OF LOCAL CHARITIES INCLUDING THE RAPE CRISIS CENTER OF MEDINA, TURNED TO LOCAL RESIDENTS FOR SUPPORT AND DIRECT INVOLVEMENT.

TO THE AMAZEMENT OF MANY, ONE OF MEDINA'S "PUBLIC FIGURES" HAD A ROLE IN THE PRODUCTION.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAD A CAMEO ROLE IN THE PRODUCTION, PLAYING THE VAGINA !!!  THIS WAS A DRAMATIC CHANGE FROM HIS USUAL AND CUSTOMARY ROLE AS AN AS@HOLE AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

MEDIA CRITICS HAVE LAUDED "WEASELPECKER'S" PERFORMANCE AS AUTHENTIC AND WELL-PLAYED.   ONE CRITIC RAVED, "COLLIER WAS SO CONVINCING IN HIS ROLE AS THE VAGINA, YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED HE WAS THE REAL DEAL!"

THAT SHOULD COME AS NO BIG SURPRISE TO REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG!

FOLLOW "WASELPECKER" COLLIER ON HIS TWATTER ACCOUNT!

UNINFORMED, APATHETIC VOTERS ELECTED TO RETAIN AN ILLITERATE MORON ON THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS TO KEEP THE SEAT WARM !!!

THE BLOGGER PRESENTS HERE INFORMATION TO ALL THE UNINFORMED, APATHETIC MEDINA COUNTY VOTERS WHO ELECTED TO RETAIN PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ON THE BENCH OF THE MEDIA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS SO AS TO PERMIT THIS CROOKED "PUBLIC SERVANT" TO CARRY ON HIS UNLAWFUL ACTIVITIES FOR YET ANOTHER SIX-YEAR TERM OF ABUSE.

HINDSIGHT, THEY SAY, IS 20-20!

THE BLOGGER IS NOW PREPARED TO PRESENT IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS EITHER UNABLE TO READ OR, JUST AS BAD, FAILS TO READ DOCUMENTS FILED IN HIS COURT.  THE LATTER IS VERY POSSIBLE GIVEN THE FACT THAT "WEASELPECKER" SEEMS TO SPEND AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF TIME SNIFFING AROUND HIS CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

THE FOLLOWING IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE THAT "WEASLPECKER" COLLIER SHOULD BE SEATED ON A PARK BENCH FEEDING THE PIGEONS RATHER THAN SEATED ON THE BENCH OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.

THE BLOGGER NOW PRESENTS ACTUAL REPRODUCTIONS OF EXCERPTS TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM THE DOCKET IN MEDINA CASE NO. 08CIV0502, PERTAINING TO THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME DEPRIVING LEGITIMATE HEIRS OF THEIR INHERITANCE FROM THE ESTATE OF THEIR LATE FATHER.

LET'S LOOK, IN THE FIRST INSTANCE, AT THE CASE CAPTION FROM THE COMPLAINT FILED IN CASE NO. 08CIV0502, EASILY FOUND AT THE WEBSITE OF THE CLERK OF THE MEDINA COUNTY CLERK OF COMMON PLEAS.

READERS WILL NOTE THAT THE COMPLAINT, FILED BY A COUPLE OF JAGOFF ATTORNEYS FROM SUMMIT COUNTY, EXPRESSLY IDENTIFIES THE PLAINTIFFS IN THIS ACTION AS BRADLEY A. DEPEW, DEPEW DRILLING, INC., AND MEDINA DRILLING AND PUMPS, INC.

SO FAR, SO GOOD!

NOW LET'S LOOK AT THE SIGNATURE BLOCK OF THE COMPLAINT SIGNED BY THE JAGOFF ATTORNEY(S) WHO FILED THE COMPLAINT IN THIS SAME CASE.

READERS WILL NOTE THAT THE COMPLAINT HAS BEEN BROUGHT BY MARK W. BERNLOHR AND SARAH B. CAVANAUGH  WHO PLAINLY AND EXPRESSLY IDENTIFY THEMSELVES AS:

ATTORNEY(S) FOR DEFENDANT, BRADLEY A. (FRED) DEPEW AND NEW PARTY DEFENDANTS/CROSS CLAIMANTS DEPEW DRILLING, INC. AND MEDINA DRILLING AND PUMPS, INC. 

BASED UPON THE UNAMBIGUOUS LANGUAGE OF THE COMPLAINT, JAGOFF ATTORNEYS MARK W. BERNLOHR AND SARAH B. CAVANAUGH ARE SUING BRADLEY A. DEPEW, DEPEW DRILLING, INC., AND MEDINA DRILLING AND PUMP, INC. ON BEHALF OF BRADLEY A. DEPEW, DEPEW DRILLING, INC., AND MEDINA DRILLING AND PUMP, INC.

REALLY ?

APPARENTLY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS ASLEEP AT TRUMP LAW SKOOL AND NEVER LEARNED THAT THERE IS NO LEGAL AUTHORITY THAT PERMITS AN INDIVIDUAL TO SUE HIMSELF.  IT'S JUST NOT DONE!  DUH !

THE COMPLAINT IN CASE NO. 08CIV0502 IS VOID AB INITIO (FROM THE BEGINNING)AND THE CASE THAT FOLLOWS ARE ALL LEGAL NULLITIES !

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SHOULD HAVE DISMISSED THIS COMPLAINT AS SOON AS HE "READ" IT, ASSUMING OF COURSE 1) THAT COLLIER CAN READ. AND 2) THAT COLLIER ACTUALLY READ THE COMPLAINT, NEITHER OF WHICH CAN BE PRESUMED.

WHAT AN IMBECILE, A MORONIC BOOB WHO CLEARLY DOES NOT COMPREHEND THE MOST BASIC PRECEPTS IN LAW, AS IF HE CARED ONE WHIT ABOUT THE LAW OR THE RESPONSIBILITY HE HAS FRAUDULENTLY SWORN TO CARRY OUT!

THEN AGAIN, PERHAPS THE KICK-BACKS WERE JUST TOO GOOD FOR "WEASELPECKER" TO PASS UP!

THIS IS WHAT THE UNINFORMED, APATHETIC VOTERS OF MEDINA COUNTY HAVE ELECTED TO KEEP A SEAT WARM ON THE BENCH OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COMMON PLEAS.

WHAT A SHAME AND TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE!

LOCAL SLEUTH CLAIMS TO HAVE CLEARED MEDINA COUNTY AUDITOR MIKE "THE PERV" KOVACK OF APPARENTLY UNFOUNDED ALLEGATIONS !

ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME TURNS OUT TO BE QUITE THE SLEUTH, EVEN WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF THE ADVANCED TRAINING RECEIVED BY MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES.

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY VERY WELL RECALL THAT THE BLOGGER HAS REVEALED THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES HAVE RECEIVED FORMAL TRAINING IN INVESTIGATIVE TECHNIQUES AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES." THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY.

THE PUBLIC CORRUPTION ENDEMIC IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM, INCLUDING THE MEDINA JUDICIAL CIRCLE JERK, HAS OPERATED TO COMPLICATE AND OBFUSCATE MATTERS PERTAINING TO THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME.

THE BLOGGER HAS PREVIOUSLY REPORTED CLAIMS BY THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME THAT THE ADVERSE PARTY IN THE PERTINENT LAWSUIT AND THE JAGOFF ATTORNEY FOR THE ADVERSE PARTY INTRODUCED TESTIMONY, UNDER OATH, THAT MEDINA COUNTY AUDITOR MIKE "THE PERV" KOVACK MADE A TELEPHONE CALL TO THE ADVERSE PARTY WARNING HIM OF A PENDING TAX INVESTIGATION, CONTRARY TO THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF OHIO!

THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, TURNED SLEUTH, LOCATED AND PRODUCED DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE AT A RECENT HEARING ON JANUARY 10, 2017 BEFORE VISITING JUDGE PATRICIA COSGROVE.

MOREOVER, THE VICTIM EXAMINED THE ADVERSE PARTY DURING THE HEARING, AT WHICH TIME THE ADVERSE PARTY RECANTED HIS PRIOR SWORN TESTIMONY THAT HE HAD RECEIVED A WARNING OF THE PENDING TAX INVESTIGATION FROM KOVACK.

IN OTHER WORDS, THE VICTIM TURNED SLEUTH SEEMS TO HAVE UNCOVERED THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER, AS LEAST AS IT STANDS NOW!

PERHAPS THIS VICTIM/SLEUTH SHOULD RUN FOR THE OFFICE OF SHERIFF OF MEDINA COUNTY!

SGT. DANIEL HUFF OF THE HINCKLEY POLICE DEPARTMENT, AN HONEST AND HONORABLE POLICE OFFICER, HAS RETIRED FROM THE HINCKLEY, OHIO POLICE DEPARTMENT AFTER 3 DECADES OF SERVICE

SGT. DANIEL HUFF HAS RETIRED FROM THE HINCKLEY, OHIO POLICE DEPARTMENT AFTER NEARLY 3 DECADES OF SERVICE TO THE CITIZENS OF HINCKLEY.  SGT. HUFF IS AN HONEST AND HONORABLE POLICE OFFICER WHO HAS SEEN MORE THAN HIS SHARE OF CORRUPTION IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.

IT APPEARS THAT SGT. HUFF HAS SIMPLY HAD ENOUGH.

REGULAR READERS MY VERY WELL RECALL THAT IT WAS SGT. HUFF WHO CONDUCTED AN OFFICIAL INVESTIGATION DOCUMENTING THE ACTIVITIES OF CORRUPT POLITICIANS AND THE MEDINA MOB.

SADLY, HICKLEY POLICE CHIEF "BOBBLEHEAD" KALAVSKY AND FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") DEEP-SIXED SGT. HUFF''S INVESTIGATIVE REPORT FOR REASONS THAT HAVE BECOME ALL TOO APPARENT.

SGT. HUFF FORWARDED HIS INVESTIGATIVE REPORT TO HOE-MAN AFTER DEVELOPING SUFFICIENT FACTS AND EVIDENCE TO BRING CHARGES AGAINST MEMBERS OF THE MEDINA MOB.

HINCKLEY CHIEF "BOBBLEHEAD" KALAVSKY, WHO APPARENTLY RECEIVED HIS "LAW DEGREE" FROM THE TRUMP UNIVERSITY SKOOL OF LAW, ALONG WITH PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND DINO HOE-MAN, DECIDED THAT VARIOUS OTHERWISE CRIMINAL OFFENSES, INCLUDING MURDER, WERE REALLY "CIVIL" IN NATURE IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE AND DID NOT MERIT A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION BY SGT. HUFF.

THERE IS LITTLE DOUBT THAT CHIEF "BOBBLEHEAD" DRANK THE MEDINA KOOL-AID LONG AGO.

IT IS REASONABLY CLEAR THAT CHIEF "BOBBLEHEAD" KALAVSKY IS NOT LIKELY TO LAND A JOB AT NASA WORKING ON THE LUNAR LANDER PROJECT!

NEVERTHELESS, SGT. HUFF CONDUCTED HIMSELF WITH INTEGRITY AND DILIGENCE IN THE FACE OF SO MUCH PUBLIC CORRUPTION ENDEMIC IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.

HINCKLEY RESIDENTS HAVE LOST, AND WILL MISS, THE HONEST SERVICES OF A TRULY DEDICATED PUBLIC SERVANT WITH SGT. HUFF'S RETIREMENT.

TRUE TO FORM, CHIEF "BOBBLEHEAD" TOOK A POWDER ON SGT. HUFF'S LAST DAY ON DUTY AND REFUSED TO SEND SGT. HUFF OFF TO RETIREMENT WITH A "THANK YOU" AND A HANDSHAKE.

TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, CHIEF "BOBBLEHEAD" LEFT A MESSAGE FOR SGT. HUFF  WITH THE POLICE DISPATCHER, INFORMING SGT. HUFF THAT CHIEF "BOBBLEHEAD" HAD "FORGOTTEN" TO ORDER SGT. HUFF'S RETIREMENT BADGE!

WHAT AN IGNORANT DOUCHEBAG!

WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, THE BLOGGER JOINS WITH HINCKLEY RESIDENTS IN WISHING SGT. HUFF A LONG, HEALTHY, AND HAPPY RETIREMENT!

EDITORIAL CORRECTION; SOMEBODY BE LYIN', AS USUAL!!!

SOMEBODY BE LYIN' IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM, SPECIFICALLY WITHIN THE COMUNITY OF COURT REPORTERS "SERVING" PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.  WHAT A SURPRISE . . . NOT!

INITIALLY, THE BLOGGER NEEDS TO CORRECT THE RECORD SINCE THE BLOGGER INTENDS TO PRESENT ONLY ACCURATE FACTS IN AN HONEST ATTEMPT TO INFORM YOU, THE READERS, AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC OF THE PUBLIC CORRUPTION PRESENTLY ENDEMIC IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.

ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME MAY HAVE ERRANTLY REPORTED THE DATE OF THE HEARING HELD BEFORE DISHONORABLE, PHILANDERING "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE  TRANSCRIPT OF WHICH WAS UNLAWFULLY TAMPERED  BY FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND LOCAL JAGOFF ATTORNEY LARRY COURTNEY, ENABLED AND FACILITATED BY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA GARRITY.

CONTRARY TO THE DATE THAT THE BLOGGER MAY HAVE PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED IN ERROR, THE DATE OF ACTUAL HEARING AND UNLAWFULLY TAMPERED TRANSCRIPT FOLLOWING THEREFROM OCCURRED ON OCTOBER 1, 2010 ACCORDING TO THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME.

IT WAS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE OCTOBER 1, 2010 THAT GARRITY, BY HER OWN ADMISSION, PERMITTED HOE-MAN AND COURTNEY TO UNLAWFULLY TAMPER, AND FROM WHICH HOE-MAN AND COURTNEY UNLAWFULLY REMOVED 76 PAGES FROM A 92-PAGE TRANSCRIPT, LEAVING ONLY 16 PAGES REMAINING!

AS PREVIOUSLY REPORTED, ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME REQUESTED A TRANSCRIPT OF THE OCTOBER 1, 2010 FROM GARRITY.

GARRITY QUOTED THE VICTIM A PRICE FOR THE TRANSCRIPT IN THE AMOUNT OF $92.00, AT A RATE OF $1.00 PER PAGE FOR PRODUCING 92 PAGES OF TRANSCRIPTION OF THE OCTOBER 1, 2010 "HEARING."

WHEN THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME WENT TO THE OFFICES OF MEDINA COURT REPORTERS, INC. TO PICK UP THE ORDERED TRANSCRIPT, GARRITY CHARGED THE VICTIM $16.00 FOR A 16-PAGE TRANSCRIPT!

 THE VICTIM ASKED GARRITY, "WHY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE QUOTED PRICE OF $92.00 AND THE ACTUAL COST OF $16.00?"

GARRITY REPLIED TO THE VICTIM THAT FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND LOCAL JAGOFF ATTORNEY LARRY COURTNEY "CAME" OVER TO HER OFFICE, "REVIEWED" THE TRANSCRIPT, AND "REMOVED 76 PAGES FROM THE "TRANSCRIPT."

ACCORDING TO GARRITY, AFTER GUTTING THE ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT BY REMOVING 76 PAGES, LEAVING ONLY 16 PAGES REMAINING, HOE-MAN TOLD HER, "THAT'S ALL HE [THE VICTIM] NEEDS."

WHO DUNNIT?

EITHER "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY OR COURT REPORTER JENIFER LOONEY (SPELLED L-U-N-N-E-Y) ARE LYING!

HERE'S THE STORY:

"WEASELPECKER'S" "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY, THE OWNER-OPERATOR OFMEDINA COURT REPORTS, INC.,  RECEIVED PAYMENT FROM THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME TO PRODUCE WHAT TURNED OUT TO BE A 16-PAGE TRANSCRIPT OF A "HEARING" HELD BEFORE CORRUPT ILLEGITIMATE PHILANDERING MEDINA "jUDGE" WEASELPECKER COLLIER.  

AS HAS BEEN ALREADY BEEN REVEALED AT THIS BLOG, GARRITY EXPRESSLY INFORMED THE VICTIM THAT FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND LOCAL JAGOFF ATTORNEY LARRY COURTNEY HAD REMOVED AND DELETED 76 PAGES FROM THE TRANSCRIPT.

THE 16-PAGE TRANSCRIPT BORE THE "CERTIFICATION" OF COURT REPORTER JENIFER LOONEY, ACCORDING TO THE VICTIM.

MORE RECENTLY, THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME HAS ATTEMPTED TO OBTAIN THE COMPLETE UNREDACTED 92-PAGE TRANSCRIPT OF THE OCTOBER 1, 2010 "HEARING."

THE VICTIM CONTACTED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA GARRITY AND REQUESTED THE COMPLETE, UNREDACTED 92-PAGE TRANSCRIPT.
INITIALLY, WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT, GARRITY CLAIMED TO THE VICTIM THAT SHE HAD PROVIDED HIM THE COMPLETE TRANSCRIPT, WHICH, BY NOW, WE ALL KNOW TO BE A FALSEHOOD.

NEXT, THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME SPOKE WITH COURT REPORTER JENIFER LOONEY, WHO DENIED THAT SHE HAD PREPARED THE MATERIALLY ALTERED TRANSCRIPT OF THE HEARING.  MOREOVER, LOONEY CLAIMED THAT SHE DOES NOT NOW, NOR HAS SHE EVER, WORKED FOR GARRITY'S MEDINA COURT REPORTERS, INC. !!!

NOW THIS PRESENTS SOMEWHAT OF A CONUNDRUM.  THE VICTIM PURCHASED THE TRANSCRIPT FROM GARRITY, PURPORTEDLY PREPARED AND CERTIFIED BY JENIFER LOONEY, WHO CLAIMS SHE DID NOT ATTEND THE HEARING, DOES NOT WORK FOR GARRITY, AND DID NOT PREPARE THE MATERIALLY ALTERED TRANSCRIPT.

IT IS CLEAR THAT EITHER DONNA GARRITY OR JENIFER LOONEY IS LYING!

SO, WHO DUNNIT?

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER EXPRESSES HIS GRATITUDE TO HIS SISTER FOR HER SUPPORT IN HIS VICTORY OVER THE MEDINA COUNTY ELECTORATE !!!!

CORRUPT PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER CONTINUES TO CELEBRATE HIS VICTORY OVER THE MEDINA COUNTY ELECTORATE.  "WEASELPECKER" HAS BEEN PARTAKING OF A BIT OF THE "BUBBLY" WITH HIS CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE AND "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.  

GIVEN THE EXTENT TO WHICH GARRITY HAS BEEN MATERIALLY ALTERING TRANSCRIPTS FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS, GARRITY GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE TERM [MEDINA] MAGIC FINGERS !

IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A DOLLAR FOR EVERY ALTERATION GARRITY HAS MADE OVER THE PAST 15 YEARS.  YOU CAN BET GARRITY BENEFITED GREATLY, AS DID "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IN AN ILL-FATED ATTEMPT TO PRESERVE HIS ALREADY TARNISHED REPUTATION GIVEN THE FACT THAT HE DEVELOPED A REPUTATION AS A CORRUPT "FIXER" AMONG ATTORNEYS FROM OUTSIDE MEDINA COUNTY.

IN FACT, MANY ATTORNEYS FROM CUYAHOGA, SUMMIT, AND LORAIN COUNTIES REFUSE TO TAKE CASES IN MEDINA COUNTY BECAUSE OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S REPUTATION FOR CORRUPTION AND ERRATIC (NUTTY), BIZZARE BEHAVIOR IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

GIVEN THE FACT THAT "WEASELPECKER" AND THE PUBIC WING  OF THE MEDINA REPUBLIKKKRAT PARTY PULLED THE WOOL OVER THE EYES OF APATHETiC AND UNINFORMED VOTERS OF THE COUNTY, "WEASELPECKER" HAS CHOSEN TO BE UNCHARACTERISTICALLY GRACIOUS AND PLACED AN  ORDER FOR FLOWERS FOR HIS SISTER FROM AN EAST CLEVELAND FLOWER SHOP, DOCUMENTED BELOW:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kptY0A_JACE

THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO WELL SO "WEASELPECKER" DECIDED INSTEAD ON A BOX OF CANDY!

THERE'S NOTHING THAT SAYS "LOVE" BETWEEN "WEASELPCKER" AND  HIS SISTER LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATE ALL DAY SUCKERS !11

2016 OHIO LEGISLATIVE HIGHLIGHTS: FREE RANGE CHICKENS BANNED!

AS WE TURNED THE PAGE ON A NEW YEAR, THE OHIO GENERAL ASSEMBLY SAW FIT TO RELEASE HIGHLIGHTS OF ITS MAJOR LEGISLATIVE ACCOMPLISHMENTS FOR CALENDAR YEAR 2016.  AT THE TOP OF THE LIST WAS NEWLY ENACTED LEGISLATION BANNING FREE RANGE CHICKENS.

THE BLOGGER IS ELATED TO KNOW THAT TAXPAYERS IN OHIO HAVE SENT THEIR ELECTED "REPRESENTATIVES" TO COLUMBUS TO DEAL WITH FREE RANGE CHICKENS, AN ISSUE WHICH HAS BEEN IGNORED FOR FAR TOO LONG!

DO FREE RANGE CHICKENS POSE A PUBLIC SAFETY HAZARD?

TO BE SURE, OHIO'S LEGISLATORS MUST BE CONCERNED THAT FREE RANGE CHICKENS MUST POSE A PUBLIC HEALTH AND SAFETY HAZARD TO THE CITIZENS OF THE STATE OF OHIO.  WHY ELSE WOULD THEY HAVE TAKEN SUCH A FIRM STAND ON THE ISSUE OF FREE RANGE CHICKENS?

PERHAPS THEY HAVE BEEN OVERWHELMED BY ALL OF THOSE FREE RANGE CHICKENS WANDERING AROUND AND WITHIN THE STATEHOUSE IN COLUMBUS?

ARE LEGISLATORS TRYING TO BOOST OHIO'S BEEF AND PORK INDUSTRIES?

PERHAPS STATE LEGISLATORS ARE SIMPLY TRYING TO BOOST OHIO'S BEEF AND PORK INDUSTRY, AS IF THERE WASN'T ALREADY ENOUGH PORK IN THE STATE'S BUDGET.

THE INITIATIVE TO BAN FREE RANGE CHICKENS MAY BE A RESPONSE TO ALL OF THOSE CHICK-FIL-A BILLBOARDS LINING OHIO'S HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS URGING DRIVERS TO "EAT MORE CHICKEN."

ENFORCEMENT OF THE BAN ON FREE RANGE CHICKENS, KNOWN AS THE CHICKENSHIT ACT, WILL BE A BOON TO THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.

THE ENFORCEMENT INITIATIVE OF THE STATE MANDATED CHICKENSHIT ACT BEGINS AT GROUND LEVEL WITH THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.  THE SHERIFF WILL HAVE TO FORM A CHICKENSHIT SQUAD.  THERE ARE MANY QUALIFIED CANDIDATES AMONG SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES, WITH DEPUTiES DOUGLAS CLINAGE AND FRANK TELATKO VYING FOR LEADERSHIP POSITIONS ON THE SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD SINCE NEITHER OF THEM REALLY KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THE LAW AND THE CONCEPT OF PROBABLE CAUSE.

MEMBERS OF THE CHICKENSHIT SQUAD WILL BE REQUIRED TO WORK "UNDERCOVER" IN APPROPRIATE DISGUISE, SHOWN BELOW:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wc4FuQdpXNA

SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES ASSIGNED TO THE MEDINA COUNTY CHICKENSHIT SQUAD WILL BE REQUIRED TO PROWL THE ROADS AND STREETS OF MEDINA COUNTY, WORKING "UNDERCOVER."  MEMBERS OF THE CHICKENSHIT SQUAD WILL SNATCH UP ANY FREE RANGE CHICKENS AND GATHER UP ANY SUPPORTING "EVIDENCE," SPECIFICALLY CHICKEN DROPPINGS, FOR DNA ANALYSIS.

OFFENDING FREE RANGE CHICKENS WILL BE HELD IN QUARANTINE AT POPEYE'S CHICKEN RESTAURANT, LOCATED AT THE INTERSECTION OF LAKE RD. AND ROUTE 224.

WHEN DNA ANALYSIS IS COMPLETED AND MEMBERS OF THE CHICKENSHIT SQUAD HAVE PREPARED THEIR TYPICALLY WOEFULLY INADEQUATE "INVESTIGATIVE" REPORTS, THE CASES WILL BE PRESENTED TO THE MEDINA COUNTY GRAND JURY, WHICH IS EXPECTED TO RUBBER-STAMP INDICTMENTS WITHOUT ANY FOUNDATION IN FACT AND SUPPORTING EVIDENCE.

LIKE ALL SUCH PROSCRIPTIONS UNDER LAW, THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OPENS THE DOOR TO OTHER CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES, IN THIS CASE ILLEGAL GAMBLING IN THE FORM OF CHICKENSHIT BINGO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xghebqshq1o

PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER DESIGNATED CHICKENSHIT JUDGE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY CHICKENSHIT COURT OF COMMON PLEAS

THE NUMBER OF CHICKENSHIT CASES HEARD BY PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS EXPECTED TO INCREASE DRAMATICALLY.  THE LEVEL OF LEGAL INTRICACY INVOLVED IN DECIDING THESE CHICKENSHIT CASES (NONE AT ALL) REQUIRES A LEVEL OF EXPERTISE (NO BRAINS) WHICH UNIQUELY QUALIFIES "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TO FIND EACH AND EVERY FREE RANGE CHICKEN "GUILTY," NO MATTER THE DEARTH OF "EVIDENCE," A USUAL AND CUSTOMARY OUTCOME IN "WEASELPECKER"S" KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

A LOCAL MUSICIAN HAS WRITTEN AND RECORDED A SPIRITUAL SONG IN TRIBUTE TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE OFFICIALLY DESIGNATED CHICKENSHIT JUDGE #1 OF MEDINA COUNTY.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_NTTO6lAwuU

BASED UPON ALL OF THESE AND OTHER FACTORS, PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS CHICKENSHIT JUDGE #1, BY POPULAR ACCLAIM!