THE BLOGGER HAS EXPERIENCED THE TYPICAL STEREOTYPICAL EFFECT OF THAT OLD SAW.
THE BLOGGER HAS LEARNED THAT VICTORIA MACRON HAS BEEN BAD-MOUTHING THE BLOGGER WITH CRITICISMS WHICH , IN THE BLOGGER'S VIEW, ARE NOT WARRANTED UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WELL KNOW, THE BLOGGER IS A RETIRED FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER WITH MORE THAN 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE INVESTIGATING VIOLENT CRIMES, INCLUDING HOMICIDE.
THE BLOGGER'S INVOLVEMENT IN THIS CASE WAS TRIGGERED BY NEWS REPORTS THAT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR FORREST THOMPSON AND THE MORONS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE REFUSED TO DISCLOSE THE RESULTS OF THE PRELIMINARY AUTOPSY OF HER HUSBAND BRYON MACRON.
THE BLOGGER VOLUNTEERED HIS EXPERTISE AND SERVICES TO VICTORIA MACRON AND BRYON'S FAMILY, THROUGH VICTORIA MACRON'S ATTORNEY, IN JUNE 2017.
DURING THE FOLLOWING THREE YEARS, THE BLOGGER HAS DILIGENTLY PURSUED EVERY AVAILABLE KNOWN LEAD AND EVENTUALLY FOUND THE PROVERBIAL NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK.
PLOWING THROUGH A PLETHORA OF RECORDS, THE BLOGGER HAS BEEN ABLE TO RECONSTRUCT A SERIES OF EVENTS AND THE APPARENT MOTIVE FOR BRYON'S MURDER, WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF LAW ENFORCEMENT RESOURCES (AVAILABLE TO HIM IN HIS LAW ENFORCEMENT CAREER) AND WITHOUT ANY LEGAL PROCESS LIKE SUBPOENAES, SEARCH WARRANTS, AND COURT ORDERS.
IN ALL, A SATISFYING ACCOMPLISHENT GIVEN THE DISADVANTAGES THE BLOGGER HAD TO FACE. NECESSITY IS ALWAYS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION.
DURING THAT FIRST CONTACT, VICTORIA MACRON EXPRESSED HER GRATITUDE THAT THE BLOGGER AGREED TO UNDERTAKE THE INVESTIGATION OF BRYON'S MURDER AND TO SOLVE THE HOMICIDE.
DURING THAT INITIAL CONTACT, VICTORIA DEMANDED THE BLOGGER "KEEP HER IN THE LOOP," AND KEEP HER UPDATED AS TO THE STATUS OF THIS INVESTIGATION, NO MATTER THE TIME OF DAY OR NIGHT. THE BLOGGER AGREED AND PROMISED TO DO SO.
MY HOW THE WORM HAS TURNED !!!
WITHIN THE PAST YEAR, VICTORIA HAS COMPLAINED THAT SHE HAD BEEN INCONVENIENCED BY INFOR MATION AND REQUESTS FOR ASSISTANCE FROM THE BLOGGER WHEN SHE WAS OUT IN THE EVENING "WITH FRIENDS," ONE OF WHOM IS ONE OF BRYON'S OLD FRIENDS. THAT'S BOTH INTERESTING AND PUZZLING.
IT SEEMS VICTORIA'S INTEREST IN SOLVING BRYON'S HOMICIDE HAS WANED SIGNIFICANTLY IN THE PAST YEAR, AND EVEN LONGER.
VICTORIA HAS LEVIED A NUMBER OF RATHER UNPLEASANT COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE BLOGGER'S CONDUCT OF THE INVESTIGATION OF THE HOMICIDE OF HER HUSBAND.
IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT NO GOOD DEED EVER GOES UNPUNISHED. THERE IS MUCH MORE TO THIS STORY BUT THAT IS SUFFICIENT FOR THE PRESENT MOMENT,
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Monday, July 27, 2020
Friday, July 10, 2020
THE KEY TO UNLOCKING BRYON MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE"
AS THE BLOGGER REPORTED IN THE LAST POST AT THIS BLOG, MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF MILLER'S FORMER MAJOR F@@KUP PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D), A PROVEN LIAR, HAD DISGRACED HIMSELF AND THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF WHEN HE CALLED A PRESS CONFERENCE TO GRANDSTAND BEFORE THE PUBLIC AND REVEAL WHAT A HORSE'S ASS HE TRULY IS.
DURING THE COURSE OF THE "PRESS CONFERENCE," CENTNER(D) MADE THE CLAIM THAT MR. MACRON WAS INVOLVED IN SOME ACTIVITY THAT HIS FAMILY KNEW NOTHING ABOUT.
KNOWING FULL WELL WHAT A KNUCKLEHEAD THAT CENTNER(D) HAS TURNED OUT TO BE, THE BLOGGER DECIDED TO DIG INTO THAT CLAIM TO DETERMINE WHETHER THAT CLAIM HAD ANY MERIT.
SURPRISINGLY, THE BLOGGER FOUND THAT BRYON MACRON DID HAVE A "SECRET LIFE" HE HAD CONCELAED FROM HIS FAMILY, ALTHOUGH NOT QUITE AS SINISTER AS PORTRAYED BY CENTNER(D).
THE BLOGGER HAS UNCOVERED A LOT OF INFORMATION BEARING ON MR. MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE."
THEY KEY TO UNLOCKING THE DETAILS OF MR. MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE?" COMMON SENSE, NOT SO COMMON AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE !!!
HERE ARE THE SALACIOUS DETAILS OF BRYON MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE."
BRYON MACRON, IT TURNS OUT, POSSESSED AN AMERICAN EXPRESS CREDIT CARD.
THAT IS THE FIRST FACTOR IN SORTING OUT BRYON'S SECRET LIFE.
A REVIEW OF THE BILLING STATEMENTS EXPOSED BRYON MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE" TO THE LIGHT OF DAY !
HERE'S THE SCOOP!
THE AMEX BILLING STATEMENTS REVEALED A PATTERN OF HIGH-DOLLAR PURCHASES CHARGED TO HIS AMEX ACCOUNT, WELL BEYOND BRYON'S FINANCIAL MEANS. THERE WAS NO WAY HE COULD HAVE AFFORDED TO PAY FOR ALL OF THAT MERCHANDISE.
IF READERS WERE NOT AWARE, MR. MACRON WAS EMPLOYED AS A REP FOR A TEXAS JEWELRY COMPANY. HIS EMPLOYMENT REQUIRED EXTENSIVE REGULAR TRAVEL.
IT WAS CLEAR FROM THE AMEX BILLING STATEMENTS THAT, NO MATTER WHERE HE TRAVELED, BRYON ENGAGED IN THE PRACTICE OF CHARGING MAJOR PURCHASES TO HIS AMEX CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT.
NOW HERE IS THE WRINKLE THAT CAUSED SUCH A PUZZLEMENT TO RANGER RICK [CENTNER(D)] AND THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE. SHORTLY AFTER MAKING THESE HIGH-DOLLAR PURCHASES, BRYON INVARIABLY RETURNED ALL OF THE EXPENSIVE MERCHANDISE TO THE STORES FOR A CREDIT TO HIS AMEX ACCOUNT.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD," THE "SUMMER'S EVE DEFECTIVES QUESTIONED, "WAS BRYON MACRON UP TO?" THEY JUST COULD NOT FIGURE THIS OUT.
ADMITTEDLY, THIS WAS A PATTERN THAT MR. MACRON CONCEALED FROM HIS FAMILY, HIS "SECRET LIFE."
IT DIDN'T TAKE THE BLOGGER LONG TO FIGURE THIS OUT BY APPLYING A LITTLE LOGIC AND SOME COMMON SENSE.
AMEX OPERATES ON AN INCENTIVE POINT SYSTEM, AWARDING POINTS THAT CORRELATE WITH THE AMOUNT OF A PURCHASE. IF BRYON WERE TO PURCHASE A PIECE OF JEWELRY VALUED AT $4,000.00, HE ACCRUED 4,000 POINTS. AS HE AMASSED POINTS, HE APPLIED THOSE POINTS TO THE ACQUISITION OF GIFT CARDS FROM AMEX AS A REWARD FOR CHARGING TO THE AMEX CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT.
HERE IS THE REAL KEY TO THIS UNFATHOMABLE MYSTERY. BRYON DISCOVERED AND EXPLOITED A LOOPHOLE IN THE AMEX POINT SYSTEM. IT IS CLEAR THAT AMEX AWARDED BRYON ALL OF THOSE POINTS FOR THE NUMEROUS HIGH-DOLLAR PURCHASES. WHAT BRYON QUICKLY LEARNED IS THAT AMEX FAILED TO DEDUCT THE POINTS CREDITED TO HIM WHEN HE RETURNED THE MERCHANDISE.
BRYON WAS SIMPLY AMASSING POINTS BY CHARGING HIGH-DOLLAR PURCHASES AND RETURNING THAT SAME MERCHANDISE, WITHOUT PENALTY, TO HIS ACCUMULATED POINTS.
AMEX RECORDS REVEALED THAT, AT CHRISTMAS, BRYON REDEEMED A LARGE NUMER OF HIS POINTS TO ACQUIRE A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF GIFT CARDS FOR HIS CHILDREN.
THAT'S IT! THE MYSTERY OF BRYON MACRON'S SECRET LIFE HAS BEEN REVEALED AND YOU, THE READERS, HAVE A FRONT ROW SEAT TO THIS BIG REVEAL !!!
ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, THE BLOGGER HAS DONE MUCH SOUL SEARCHING AS TO WHETHER TO CONTINUE TO CONDUCT THE INVESTIGATION OF BRYON MACRON'S HOMICIDE. THAT INVESTIGATION IS NOW WELL IN HAND AND EXPECTED TO RESULT IN THE ARRESTS AND PROSECUTIONS OF THE INDIVIDUALS RESPONSIBLE FOR MR. MACRON'S MURDER. THE BLOGGER HAS ACCOMPLISHED WHAT HE SET OUT TO DO. IN THESE COMPLEX, PROTRACTED INVESTIGATIONS, TENSIONS INVARIABLY ARISE, SUCH IS THE CASE IN THE MACRON HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION. THE BLOGGER ANTICIPATES ISSUING A STATEMENT HERE IN THE REASONABLY NEAR FUTURE. STAY TUNED FOR THE LATEST.
DURING THE COURSE OF THE "PRESS CONFERENCE," CENTNER(D) MADE THE CLAIM THAT MR. MACRON WAS INVOLVED IN SOME ACTIVITY THAT HIS FAMILY KNEW NOTHING ABOUT.
KNOWING FULL WELL WHAT A KNUCKLEHEAD THAT CENTNER(D) HAS TURNED OUT TO BE, THE BLOGGER DECIDED TO DIG INTO THAT CLAIM TO DETERMINE WHETHER THAT CLAIM HAD ANY MERIT.
SURPRISINGLY, THE BLOGGER FOUND THAT BRYON MACRON DID HAVE A "SECRET LIFE" HE HAD CONCELAED FROM HIS FAMILY, ALTHOUGH NOT QUITE AS SINISTER AS PORTRAYED BY CENTNER(D).
THE BLOGGER HAS UNCOVERED A LOT OF INFORMATION BEARING ON MR. MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE."
THEY KEY TO UNLOCKING THE DETAILS OF MR. MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE?" COMMON SENSE, NOT SO COMMON AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE !!!
HERE ARE THE SALACIOUS DETAILS OF BRYON MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE."
BRYON MACRON, IT TURNS OUT, POSSESSED AN AMERICAN EXPRESS CREDIT CARD.
THAT IS THE FIRST FACTOR IN SORTING OUT BRYON'S SECRET LIFE.
A REVIEW OF THE BILLING STATEMENTS EXPOSED BRYON MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE" TO THE LIGHT OF DAY !
HERE'S THE SCOOP!
THE AMEX BILLING STATEMENTS REVEALED A PATTERN OF HIGH-DOLLAR PURCHASES CHARGED TO HIS AMEX ACCOUNT, WELL BEYOND BRYON'S FINANCIAL MEANS. THERE WAS NO WAY HE COULD HAVE AFFORDED TO PAY FOR ALL OF THAT MERCHANDISE.
IF READERS WERE NOT AWARE, MR. MACRON WAS EMPLOYED AS A REP FOR A TEXAS JEWELRY COMPANY. HIS EMPLOYMENT REQUIRED EXTENSIVE REGULAR TRAVEL.
IT WAS CLEAR FROM THE AMEX BILLING STATEMENTS THAT, NO MATTER WHERE HE TRAVELED, BRYON ENGAGED IN THE PRACTICE OF CHARGING MAJOR PURCHASES TO HIS AMEX CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT.
NOW HERE IS THE WRINKLE THAT CAUSED SUCH A PUZZLEMENT TO RANGER RICK [CENTNER(D)] AND THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE. SHORTLY AFTER MAKING THESE HIGH-DOLLAR PURCHASES, BRYON INVARIABLY RETURNED ALL OF THE EXPENSIVE MERCHANDISE TO THE STORES FOR A CREDIT TO HIS AMEX ACCOUNT.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD," THE "SUMMER'S EVE DEFECTIVES QUESTIONED, "WAS BRYON MACRON UP TO?" THEY JUST COULD NOT FIGURE THIS OUT.
ADMITTEDLY, THIS WAS A PATTERN THAT MR. MACRON CONCEALED FROM HIS FAMILY, HIS "SECRET LIFE."
IT DIDN'T TAKE THE BLOGGER LONG TO FIGURE THIS OUT BY APPLYING A LITTLE LOGIC AND SOME COMMON SENSE.
AMEX OPERATES ON AN INCENTIVE POINT SYSTEM, AWARDING POINTS THAT CORRELATE WITH THE AMOUNT OF A PURCHASE. IF BRYON WERE TO PURCHASE A PIECE OF JEWELRY VALUED AT $4,000.00, HE ACCRUED 4,000 POINTS. AS HE AMASSED POINTS, HE APPLIED THOSE POINTS TO THE ACQUISITION OF GIFT CARDS FROM AMEX AS A REWARD FOR CHARGING TO THE AMEX CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT.
HERE IS THE REAL KEY TO THIS UNFATHOMABLE MYSTERY. BRYON DISCOVERED AND EXPLOITED A LOOPHOLE IN THE AMEX POINT SYSTEM. IT IS CLEAR THAT AMEX AWARDED BRYON ALL OF THOSE POINTS FOR THE NUMEROUS HIGH-DOLLAR PURCHASES. WHAT BRYON QUICKLY LEARNED IS THAT AMEX FAILED TO DEDUCT THE POINTS CREDITED TO HIM WHEN HE RETURNED THE MERCHANDISE.
BRYON WAS SIMPLY AMASSING POINTS BY CHARGING HIGH-DOLLAR PURCHASES AND RETURNING THAT SAME MERCHANDISE, WITHOUT PENALTY, TO HIS ACCUMULATED POINTS.
AMEX RECORDS REVEALED THAT, AT CHRISTMAS, BRYON REDEEMED A LARGE NUMER OF HIS POINTS TO ACQUIRE A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF GIFT CARDS FOR HIS CHILDREN.
THAT'S IT! THE MYSTERY OF BRYON MACRON'S SECRET LIFE HAS BEEN REVEALED AND YOU, THE READERS, HAVE A FRONT ROW SEAT TO THIS BIG REVEAL !!!
ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, THE BLOGGER HAS DONE MUCH SOUL SEARCHING AS TO WHETHER TO CONTINUE TO CONDUCT THE INVESTIGATION OF BRYON MACRON'S HOMICIDE. THAT INVESTIGATION IS NOW WELL IN HAND AND EXPECTED TO RESULT IN THE ARRESTS AND PROSECUTIONS OF THE INDIVIDUALS RESPONSIBLE FOR MR. MACRON'S MURDER. THE BLOGGER HAS ACCOMPLISHED WHAT HE SET OUT TO DO. IN THESE COMPLEX, PROTRACTED INVESTIGATIONS, TENSIONS INVARIABLY ARISE, SUCH IS THE CASE IN THE MACRON HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION. THE BLOGGER ANTICIPATES ISSUING A STATEMENT HERE IN THE REASONABLY NEAR FUTURE. STAY TUNED FOR THE LATEST.
Wednesday, July 8, 2020
BRYON MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE" REVEALED !!!
AT THE OUTSET, THE BLOGGER WISHES TO MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR HE IS OF THE OPINION THAT SHERIFF MILLER'S MAJOR F@@KUP PINOCCHIO CENNER(D), NOW THE CHIEF F@@KUP OF THE HICKLEY POLICE DEPARTMENT, IS CLEARLY NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER. ANYON WHO HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO VIEW CENTNER(D)'S "PRESS CONFERENCE" REVEALING THE OUTCOME OF HIS NON-INVESTIGATION OF THE HOMICIDE OF THE LATE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON CLEARLY UNDERSTAND THE POINT.
INITIALLY, BECAUSE OF THEIR COMPLETE LACK OF COMPETENCE INVESTIGATING BRYON MACRON'S MURDER, THE BLOGGER HAD BEEN UNDER THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION THAT THE MORONS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAD BEEN COVERING UP THE MURDER.
AFTER HAVING EXPENDED MORE THAN THREE YEARS EXTENSIVELY INVESTIGATING BRYON MACRON'S HOMICIDE, THE BLOGGER HAS CHANGED HIS OPINION OF THAT.
THE BLGGER HAS CONCLUDED THAT SHERIFF'S MAJOR F@@KUP PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D), JUST ONE MORE PROVEN LIAR AMONG MANY AT THE SHERIFF''S OFFICE, AND ALL OF THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVE UNDER HIS LACK OF LEADERSHIP, ARE ALL JUST TOO DAMN DUMB TO COME IN OUT OF THE RAIN. THE CONCEPT OF INVESTIGATING A HOMICIDE, PARTICULARLY A WHODUNNIT, IS CLEARLY OUT OF THEIR REACH.
DURING THE "PRESS CONFERENCE," AFTER THE CORONER HAD RULED THAT THE CAUSE AND MANNNER OF BRYON MACRON'S DEATH COULD NOT BE DETERMINED TO A DEGREE OF MEDICAL CERTAINTY, PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) TOOK TO THE PODIUM TO ANNOUNCE THAT BRYON MACRON HAD CAUSED HIS OWN DEATH (SUICIDE), WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS CLAIM GIVEN THE FINDINGS OF THE CUYAHOGA COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINER, AS FOUND IN THE FINAL REPORT OF AUTOPSY. THE BLOGGER IS NOT QUITE SURE THAT PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D), WHO GOT ONE OF THOSE QUESTIONABLE ONLINE DEGREES, UNDERSTANDS THE MEANING OF "UNDETERMINED."
THAT, OF COURSE, WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF CENTNER(S) ILL-FATED ATTEMPT TO BLOW SMOKE UP THE COLLECTIVE ASS OF THE PUBLIC. IT DIDN'T WORK THEN, AND LESS SO NOW.
DURING THE COURSE OF THE "PRESS CONFERENCE" CONFERENCE, CENTNER(D) MADE THE CLAIM THAT MR. MACRON WAS INVOLVED IN SOME ACTIVITY THAT HIS FAMILY KNEW NOTING ABOUT.
SO, CENTNER(D) STOOD BEFORE GOD AND THE PUBLIC AND ALLEGED THAT BRYON MACRON LIVED A "SECRET LIFE." NOW THAT, THE BLOGGER THOUGHT, WAS QUITE A BOLD CLAIM.
AFTER HEARING THAT CLAIM, THE BLOGGER WAS PUZZLED BECAUSE, UP TO THAT TIME, HE HAD SEE NO EVIDENCE OF ANY"SECRET LIFE." THE BLOGGER DECIDED TO DIG INTO THAT CLAIM TO SEE WHETHER CENTNER(D)'S CLAIM HELD ANY MERIT WHATSOEVER.
GIVEN THAT PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D HAD PROVED HIMSELF TO BE A SHAMELESS LIAR, THE BLOGGER HIGHLY DOUBTED THE CREDIBILITY OF CENTNER(S) CLAIM.
THE BLOGGER DUG IN TO A VAST SERIES OF RECORDS OBTAINED FROM VARIOUS SOURCES AND, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, THE BLOGGER UNCOVERED A LOT OF INFORMATION ABOUT BRYON MACRON'S SECRET LIFE!!!
THE BLOGGER WAS ASTOUNDED AT WHAT HE FOUND AND WAS AMAZED BRYON WAS ABLE TO CONCEAL THIS ACTIVITY, RELATED TO HIS "SECRET LIFE," FROM HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
THIS INFORMATION TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL BLOCKBUSTER.
THE BLOGGER HAS GONE ON FAR TOO LONG AT THIS POINT. IN THE POST TOMORROW, THE BLOGGER INTENDS TO REVEAL THE SALACIOUS DETAILS OF BRYON'S "SECRET LIFE." READERS WILL BE SHOCKED TO LEARN WHAT BRYON MACRON HAD CONCEALED FROM HIS FAMILY FOR SO LONG.
STAY TUNED FOR THE BIG REVEAL.
INITIALLY, BECAUSE OF THEIR COMPLETE LACK OF COMPETENCE INVESTIGATING BRYON MACRON'S MURDER, THE BLOGGER HAD BEEN UNDER THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION THAT THE MORONS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAD BEEN COVERING UP THE MURDER.
AFTER HAVING EXPENDED MORE THAN THREE YEARS EXTENSIVELY INVESTIGATING BRYON MACRON'S HOMICIDE, THE BLOGGER HAS CHANGED HIS OPINION OF THAT.
THE BLGGER HAS CONCLUDED THAT SHERIFF'S MAJOR F@@KUP PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D), JUST ONE MORE PROVEN LIAR AMONG MANY AT THE SHERIFF''S OFFICE, AND ALL OF THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVE UNDER HIS LACK OF LEADERSHIP, ARE ALL JUST TOO DAMN DUMB TO COME IN OUT OF THE RAIN. THE CONCEPT OF INVESTIGATING A HOMICIDE, PARTICULARLY A WHODUNNIT, IS CLEARLY OUT OF THEIR REACH.
DURING THE "PRESS CONFERENCE," AFTER THE CORONER HAD RULED THAT THE CAUSE AND MANNNER OF BRYON MACRON'S DEATH COULD NOT BE DETERMINED TO A DEGREE OF MEDICAL CERTAINTY, PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) TOOK TO THE PODIUM TO ANNOUNCE THAT BRYON MACRON HAD CAUSED HIS OWN DEATH (SUICIDE), WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS CLAIM GIVEN THE FINDINGS OF THE CUYAHOGA COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINER, AS FOUND IN THE FINAL REPORT OF AUTOPSY. THE BLOGGER IS NOT QUITE SURE THAT PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D), WHO GOT ONE OF THOSE QUESTIONABLE ONLINE DEGREES, UNDERSTANDS THE MEANING OF "UNDETERMINED."
THAT, OF COURSE, WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF CENTNER(S) ILL-FATED ATTEMPT TO BLOW SMOKE UP THE COLLECTIVE ASS OF THE PUBLIC. IT DIDN'T WORK THEN, AND LESS SO NOW.
DURING THE COURSE OF THE "PRESS CONFERENCE" CONFERENCE, CENTNER(D) MADE THE CLAIM THAT MR. MACRON WAS INVOLVED IN SOME ACTIVITY THAT HIS FAMILY KNEW NOTING ABOUT.
SO, CENTNER(D) STOOD BEFORE GOD AND THE PUBLIC AND ALLEGED THAT BRYON MACRON LIVED A "SECRET LIFE." NOW THAT, THE BLOGGER THOUGHT, WAS QUITE A BOLD CLAIM.
AFTER HEARING THAT CLAIM, THE BLOGGER WAS PUZZLED BECAUSE, UP TO THAT TIME, HE HAD SEE NO EVIDENCE OF ANY"SECRET LIFE." THE BLOGGER DECIDED TO DIG INTO THAT CLAIM TO SEE WHETHER CENTNER(D)'S CLAIM HELD ANY MERIT WHATSOEVER.
GIVEN THAT PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D HAD PROVED HIMSELF TO BE A SHAMELESS LIAR, THE BLOGGER HIGHLY DOUBTED THE CREDIBILITY OF CENTNER(S) CLAIM.
THE BLOGGER DUG IN TO A VAST SERIES OF RECORDS OBTAINED FROM VARIOUS SOURCES AND, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, THE BLOGGER UNCOVERED A LOT OF INFORMATION ABOUT BRYON MACRON'S SECRET LIFE!!!
THE BLOGGER WAS ASTOUNDED AT WHAT HE FOUND AND WAS AMAZED BRYON WAS ABLE TO CONCEAL THIS ACTIVITY, RELATED TO HIS "SECRET LIFE," FROM HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
THIS INFORMATION TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL BLOCKBUSTER.
THE BLOGGER HAS GONE ON FAR TOO LONG AT THIS POINT. IN THE POST TOMORROW, THE BLOGGER INTENDS TO REVEAL THE SALACIOUS DETAILS OF BRYON'S "SECRET LIFE." READERS WILL BE SHOCKED TO LEARN WHAT BRYON MACRON HAD CONCEALED FROM HIS FAMILY FOR SO LONG.
STAY TUNED FOR THE BIG REVEAL.
Monday, June 8, 2020
TIME TO GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS
AT THE OUTSET OF THIS POST THE BLOGGER WANTS TO SAY THAT FORREST THOMPSON IS A COMPLETE MORON JUST LIKE THE RANKS OF THE MORONS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE. COMPLETE INCOMPETENTS, ONE AND ALL. THE BLOGGER MAKES NO BONES ABOUT IT.
THOMPSON, WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO REAL-WORLD LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE, JUST LIKE THE “SUMMER’S EVE” DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM CAN SCREW UP A WET DREAM!
MORE TO THE POINT,. DUFUS THOMPSON SCOFFS AT THE IDEA THAT DISCOVERING THE IDENTITY OF THE AUTHOR OF A TEXT MESSAGE SENT TO BRYON MACRON WOULD EASILY UNRAVEL AND RESOLVE MR. MACRON’S MURDER.
UNLIKE THE “SUMMER’S EVE” DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE, AND THOMPSON HIMSELF, THE BLOGGER HAS IDENTIFIED AND SCRUPULOUSLY REVIEWED A. SERIES OF RECORDS, RECORDS THAT MEDINA MORONS NEVER OBTAINED. IT IS MORE THAN LIKELY THESE MORONS NEVER EVEN KNEW THOSE RECORDS SYSTEMS EVEN EXIST.
THE UPSHOT IS THAT THE BLOGGER HAS DEVELOPED AN ACCURATE TIMELINE OF BRYON MACRON’S FINAL HOURS.
IT IS KNOWN THAT ON THE EVENING OF 12/15/2016, AFTER CLEANING HIS CAR AT A CAR WASH IN BRUNSWICK, BRYON ATTENDED THE ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARTY HELD BY AND FOR VARIOUS MEDINA COUNTY PUBLIC OFFICIALS.
FOLLOWING THE PARTY, BRYON WENT TO THE LOCAL CINEMA TO ATTEND A SHOWING OF THE LATEST STAR WARS FILM. BRYON ATTENDED THE FILM WITH FELLOW LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE MICHAEL “WEENIE” COSTELLO.
BECAUSE THE CHARGE ON HIS CELL PHONE WAS RUNNING LOW, BRYON REQUESTED COSTELLO TO SEND A TEXT TO VICTORIA MACRON ADVISING OF HIS CURRENT WHEREABOUTS.. COSTELLO COMPLIED AND SENT A TEXT MESSAGE TO MRS. MACRON AT 9:03 PM VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER. THE FACT THAT COSTELLO CHOSE TO COMMUNICATE WITH MRS. MACRON VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER IS A SIGNIFICANT FACT.
FOLLOWING THE SHOWING OF THE FILM, BRYON MACRON RETURNED TO HIS HOME, ARRIVING THERE AT APPROXIMATELY 12:30 AM ON THE MORNING OF 12/16/2016. AFTER DISCUSSING THE FILM WITH VICTORIA WHILE SHE WAS PREPARING SCHOOL LUNCHES FOR THEIR CHILDREN, BRYON RETIRED FOR THE NIGHT AT APPROXIMATELY 1:30 AM WHERE HE WAS JOINED SHORTLY THEREAFTER BY VICTORIA.
AT PRECISELY 2:08 AM, BRYON RECEIVED A TEXT MESSAGE VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER. THE TIME OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND THE FACT THAT BRYON RECEIVED THE MESSAGE THROUGH FACEBOOK MESSENGER IS DOCUMENTED IN THE RECORDS IN THE BLOGGER’S POSSESSION. THAT IS AN UNCONTROVERTED FACT.
THE READER SHOULD NOTE THAT THE MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED TO BRYON VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER, THE SAME MEDIUM USED BY COSTELLO TO COMMUNICATE WITH VICTORIA MACRON EARLIER IN THE EVENING.
VICTORIA MACRON WITNESSED BRYON ARISE FROM THE BED IMMEDIATELY AFTER RECEIVING THE MESSAGE AND LEAVE THE BEDROOM, THE LAST TIME SHE EVER SAW BRYON.
IT IS CLEAR THAT THE 2:08 AM MESSAGE BRYON RECEIVED CAUSED BRYON TO LEAVE HIS HOME SOMETIME AFTER 2:08 AM AND TRIGGERED THE EVENTS THAT FOLLOWED RESULTING IN MR. MACRON’S MURDER.
IDENTIFY THE AUTHOR OF THE MESSAGE AND YOU HAVE AT LEAST ONE PARTY TO BRYON MACRON’S HOMICIDE.
THAT INFORMATION CAN BE OBTAINED FROM FACEBOOK BY WAY OF SUBPOENA OR SEARCH WARRANT. UNFORTUNATELY, THE MORONS AT MEDINA COUNTY NOTIFIED FACEBOOK OF MR. MACRON’S DEATH, CAUSING FACEBOOK TO MEMORIALIZE BRYON’S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. AS A RESULT, VICTORIA MACRON IS NOW UNABLE TO ACCESS BRYON’S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AND THE RELEVANT TEXT MESSAGE..
STUPIDITY OR A COVERUP BY THE MORONS AT THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE?
YOU, THE READERS, CAN MAKE YOUR OWN JUDGMENTS.
IN ANY EVENT, THOMPSON JUST DOESN’T GET IT. ONE MORE MORON IN THE WOODPILE!
THOMPSON, WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO REAL-WORLD LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE, JUST LIKE THE “SUMMER’S EVE” DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM CAN SCREW UP A WET DREAM!
MORE TO THE POINT,. DUFUS THOMPSON SCOFFS AT THE IDEA THAT DISCOVERING THE IDENTITY OF THE AUTHOR OF A TEXT MESSAGE SENT TO BRYON MACRON WOULD EASILY UNRAVEL AND RESOLVE MR. MACRON’S MURDER.
UNLIKE THE “SUMMER’S EVE” DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE, AND THOMPSON HIMSELF, THE BLOGGER HAS IDENTIFIED AND SCRUPULOUSLY REVIEWED A. SERIES OF RECORDS, RECORDS THAT MEDINA MORONS NEVER OBTAINED. IT IS MORE THAN LIKELY THESE MORONS NEVER EVEN KNEW THOSE RECORDS SYSTEMS EVEN EXIST.
THE UPSHOT IS THAT THE BLOGGER HAS DEVELOPED AN ACCURATE TIMELINE OF BRYON MACRON’S FINAL HOURS.
IT IS KNOWN THAT ON THE EVENING OF 12/15/2016, AFTER CLEANING HIS CAR AT A CAR WASH IN BRUNSWICK, BRYON ATTENDED THE ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARTY HELD BY AND FOR VARIOUS MEDINA COUNTY PUBLIC OFFICIALS.
FOLLOWING THE PARTY, BRYON WENT TO THE LOCAL CINEMA TO ATTEND A SHOWING OF THE LATEST STAR WARS FILM. BRYON ATTENDED THE FILM WITH FELLOW LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE MICHAEL “WEENIE” COSTELLO.
BECAUSE THE CHARGE ON HIS CELL PHONE WAS RUNNING LOW, BRYON REQUESTED COSTELLO TO SEND A TEXT TO VICTORIA MACRON ADVISING OF HIS CURRENT WHEREABOUTS.. COSTELLO COMPLIED AND SENT A TEXT MESSAGE TO MRS. MACRON AT 9:03 PM VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER. THE FACT THAT COSTELLO CHOSE TO COMMUNICATE WITH MRS. MACRON VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER IS A SIGNIFICANT FACT.
FOLLOWING THE SHOWING OF THE FILM, BRYON MACRON RETURNED TO HIS HOME, ARRIVING THERE AT APPROXIMATELY 12:30 AM ON THE MORNING OF 12/16/2016. AFTER DISCUSSING THE FILM WITH VICTORIA WHILE SHE WAS PREPARING SCHOOL LUNCHES FOR THEIR CHILDREN, BRYON RETIRED FOR THE NIGHT AT APPROXIMATELY 1:30 AM WHERE HE WAS JOINED SHORTLY THEREAFTER BY VICTORIA.
AT PRECISELY 2:08 AM, BRYON RECEIVED A TEXT MESSAGE VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER. THE TIME OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND THE FACT THAT BRYON RECEIVED THE MESSAGE THROUGH FACEBOOK MESSENGER IS DOCUMENTED IN THE RECORDS IN THE BLOGGER’S POSSESSION. THAT IS AN UNCONTROVERTED FACT.
THE READER SHOULD NOTE THAT THE MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED TO BRYON VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER, THE SAME MEDIUM USED BY COSTELLO TO COMMUNICATE WITH VICTORIA MACRON EARLIER IN THE EVENING.
VICTORIA MACRON WITNESSED BRYON ARISE FROM THE BED IMMEDIATELY AFTER RECEIVING THE MESSAGE AND LEAVE THE BEDROOM, THE LAST TIME SHE EVER SAW BRYON.
IT IS CLEAR THAT THE 2:08 AM MESSAGE BRYON RECEIVED CAUSED BRYON TO LEAVE HIS HOME SOMETIME AFTER 2:08 AM AND TRIGGERED THE EVENTS THAT FOLLOWED RESULTING IN MR. MACRON’S MURDER.
IDENTIFY THE AUTHOR OF THE MESSAGE AND YOU HAVE AT LEAST ONE PARTY TO BRYON MACRON’S HOMICIDE.
THAT INFORMATION CAN BE OBTAINED FROM FACEBOOK BY WAY OF SUBPOENA OR SEARCH WARRANT. UNFORTUNATELY, THE MORONS AT MEDINA COUNTY NOTIFIED FACEBOOK OF MR. MACRON’S DEATH, CAUSING FACEBOOK TO MEMORIALIZE BRYON’S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. AS A RESULT, VICTORIA MACRON IS NOW UNABLE TO ACCESS BRYON’S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AND THE RELEVANT TEXT MESSAGE..
STUPIDITY OR A COVERUP BY THE MORONS AT THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE?
YOU, THE READERS, CAN MAKE YOUR OWN JUDGMENTS.
IN ANY EVENT, THOMPSON JUST DOESN’T GET IT. ONE MORE MORON IN THE WOODPILE!
Wednesday, May 27, 2020
TIME TO CALL A SPADE A SPADE: FORREST THOMPSON IS ONE MORE WORTHLESS POLITICIAN
QUESTION OF THE DAY
"WHAT HAS MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR FORREST THOMPSON DONE TO ASSIST THE GRIEVING FAMILY OF HOMICIDE VICTIM BRYON MACRON?"
ANSWER
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING !!!
MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR FORREST THOMPSON HAS DEMONSTRATED HE IS NO MORE THAN A FAST-TALKING WORTHLESS POLITICIAN, ONE MORE BULLSHIT ARTIST WHO HAS THROWN HIS HAT IN THE POLITICAL RING, A PROTEGE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE LYNDA (APPALACHIAN SPELLING) BOWERS.
HERE IS BUT ONE CASE IN POINT.
ON FEBRUARY 4, 2020, NEARLY 4 MONTHS AGO, MRS. VICTORIA MACRON AND HER LEGAL COUNEL MET WITH THOMPSON WITH THE EXPECTATION THEY WOULD RECEIVE AN UPDATE AS TO THE STATUS OF THE CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION INTO THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON. THEY HAD HOPED TO WALK AWAY FROM THE MEETING WITH SOME SENSE OF FOWARD PROGRESS IN THE INVESTIGATION OF BRYON MACRON'S MURDER.
INSTEAD, THEY WALKED AWAY FROM THIS MEETING WITH A SENSE OF WONDERMENT THAT THOMPSON WAS SO INCOMPETENT THAT HE KNEW NOTHING.
THERE HAD BEEN A GLIMMER OF HOPE WHEN THOMPSON TOOK COPIOUS NOTES OF QUESTIONS RAISED BY MRS. MACRON'S COUNSEL. THE QUESTIONS FROM MRS. MACRON'S COUNSEL SIMPLY FOCUSED ON WHAT HAD BEEN DONE, OR NOT, TO FURTHER THE HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION.
THOMPSON HAD NO ANSWERS. HOWEVER, LEFT WITH A LIST OF QUESTIONS, THOMPSON ASSURED HE WOULD FOLLOW UP AND PROVIDE ANSWERS TO THOSE VERY DIRECT AND SIMPLE QUESTIONS.
FOUR MONTHS LATER, THOMPSON STILL HAS NO ANSWERS.
MAYBE HE CAN'T READ HIS OWN HANDWRITING, OR FOR THAT MATTER, MAYBE HE CAN'T READ AT ALL.
BULLSHIT ARTIST THAT HE IS, THOMPSON TOOK PAINS TO ASSURE MRS. MACRON THAT HE IS HER "FRIEND."
SURE HE IS. WITH A FRIEND LIKE THOMPSON, NO NEED FOR ENEMIES.
ELECTION SEASON IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND IT WOULD BE GOOD TO REMEMBER THAT THOMPSON IS WORTHLESS AS A COUNTY PROSECUTOR. OF COURSE HIS COMPETITION ISN'T ANY BETTER.
MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS ARE FACNG A NO-WIN DILEMMA IN THAT RACE.
"WHAT HAS MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR FORREST THOMPSON DONE TO ASSIST THE GRIEVING FAMILY OF HOMICIDE VICTIM BRYON MACRON?"
ANSWER
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING !!!
MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR FORREST THOMPSON HAS DEMONSTRATED HE IS NO MORE THAN A FAST-TALKING WORTHLESS POLITICIAN, ONE MORE BULLSHIT ARTIST WHO HAS THROWN HIS HAT IN THE POLITICAL RING, A PROTEGE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE LYNDA (APPALACHIAN SPELLING) BOWERS.
HERE IS BUT ONE CASE IN POINT.
ON FEBRUARY 4, 2020, NEARLY 4 MONTHS AGO, MRS. VICTORIA MACRON AND HER LEGAL COUNEL MET WITH THOMPSON WITH THE EXPECTATION THEY WOULD RECEIVE AN UPDATE AS TO THE STATUS OF THE CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION INTO THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON. THEY HAD HOPED TO WALK AWAY FROM THE MEETING WITH SOME SENSE OF FOWARD PROGRESS IN THE INVESTIGATION OF BRYON MACRON'S MURDER.
INSTEAD, THEY WALKED AWAY FROM THIS MEETING WITH A SENSE OF WONDERMENT THAT THOMPSON WAS SO INCOMPETENT THAT HE KNEW NOTHING.
THERE HAD BEEN A GLIMMER OF HOPE WHEN THOMPSON TOOK COPIOUS NOTES OF QUESTIONS RAISED BY MRS. MACRON'S COUNSEL. THE QUESTIONS FROM MRS. MACRON'S COUNSEL SIMPLY FOCUSED ON WHAT HAD BEEN DONE, OR NOT, TO FURTHER THE HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION.
THOMPSON HAD NO ANSWERS. HOWEVER, LEFT WITH A LIST OF QUESTIONS, THOMPSON ASSURED HE WOULD FOLLOW UP AND PROVIDE ANSWERS TO THOSE VERY DIRECT AND SIMPLE QUESTIONS.
FOUR MONTHS LATER, THOMPSON STILL HAS NO ANSWERS.
MAYBE HE CAN'T READ HIS OWN HANDWRITING, OR FOR THAT MATTER, MAYBE HE CAN'T READ AT ALL.
BULLSHIT ARTIST THAT HE IS, THOMPSON TOOK PAINS TO ASSURE MRS. MACRON THAT HE IS HER "FRIEND."
SURE HE IS. WITH A FRIEND LIKE THOMPSON, NO NEED FOR ENEMIES.
ELECTION SEASON IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND IT WOULD BE GOOD TO REMEMBER THAT THOMPSON IS WORTHLESS AS A COUNTY PROSECUTOR. OF COURSE HIS COMPETITION ISN'T ANY BETTER.
MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS ARE FACNG A NO-WIN DILEMMA IN THAT RACE.
Friday, March 20, 2020
ANONYMOUS CHICKENSHIT PRAISES THIS BLOG
THIS IS RATHER A UNIQUE SITUATION THE BLOGGER HAS NEVER BEFORE ENCOUNTERED.
AN ANONYMOUS CHICKENSHIT HAS SENT AN ELECTRONIC MESSAGE TO THS BLOG, ON THE ONE HAND PRAISING THE CONTENT OF THE BLOG AND, AT THE SAME TIME, WISHING TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS.
HERE IS THE ANONYMOUS MESSAGE THE CHICKENSHIT SENT TO THE BLOG:
ON THE ONE HAND, THE ANONYMOUS CHICKENSHIT IS SO OBVIOUSLY FURIOUS AT THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL INCOMPETENCE OF THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, PARTICULARLY UNDER THE LACK OF LEADERSHIP OF SHERIFF'S FORMER MAJOR F@CKUP PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D), HIS BLOOD PRESSURE SEEMS TO HAVE SKYROCKETED TO THE LEVEL THAT HE IS BLEEDING FROM THE EYES.
THE BLOGGER'S BEST GUESS IS THAT THIS CHICKENSHIT IS PROBABLY AN EMPLOYEE AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE AND REFUSES TO PROVIDE HIS NAME SO AS TO AVOID CRITICISMS FROM THE IDIOTS WHO SURROUND HIM, THUS A CHICKENSHIT. OF COURSE, HE MAY VERY WELL BE ASSIGNED TO THE SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD, ROUNDING UP ALL OF THOSE OUTLAWED FREE-RANGE CHICKENS.
OF COURSE, THE BLOGGER CANNOT DISCOUNT THE POSSIBILITY THAT CHICKENSHIT IS SUFFERING FROM AN ADVANCE CASE OF CORONAVIRUS. IN ANY EVENT, THIS CHICKENSHIT WOULD BE WELL SERVED TO CALM DOWN AND SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR HIS BLEEDING EYES.
WHILE IT IS TRUE THAT THIS BLOG HAS 37 "FOLLOWERS," THAT REALLY DOESN'T TELL THE FULL TALE. THE FACT IS THAT THERE HAVE BEEN MORE THAN 260,000 HITS AT THIS BLOG, PRETTY MUCH ASSURING THAT IT HAS BEEN WIDELY READ.
AN ANONYMOUS CHICKENSHIT HAS SENT AN ELECTRONIC MESSAGE TO THS BLOG, ON THE ONE HAND PRAISING THE CONTENT OF THE BLOG AND, AT THE SAME TIME, WISHING TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS.
HERE IS THE ANONYMOUS MESSAGE THE CHICKENSHIT SENT TO THE BLOG:
"THIS SITE . . . MADE MY EYES BLEED READING IT. I WONDER WHY IT ONLY HAS 37 FOLLOWERS."ALTHOUGH THIS CHICKENSHIT HAS HEAPED PRAISE UPON THIS BLOG, HIS MESSAGE PRESENTS SOMEWHAT OF A CONUNDRUM.
ON THE ONE HAND, THE ANONYMOUS CHICKENSHIT IS SO OBVIOUSLY FURIOUS AT THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL INCOMPETENCE OF THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, PARTICULARLY UNDER THE LACK OF LEADERSHIP OF SHERIFF'S FORMER MAJOR F@CKUP PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D), HIS BLOOD PRESSURE SEEMS TO HAVE SKYROCKETED TO THE LEVEL THAT HE IS BLEEDING FROM THE EYES.
THE BLOGGER'S BEST GUESS IS THAT THIS CHICKENSHIT IS PROBABLY AN EMPLOYEE AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE AND REFUSES TO PROVIDE HIS NAME SO AS TO AVOID CRITICISMS FROM THE IDIOTS WHO SURROUND HIM, THUS A CHICKENSHIT. OF COURSE, HE MAY VERY WELL BE ASSIGNED TO THE SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD, ROUNDING UP ALL OF THOSE OUTLAWED FREE-RANGE CHICKENS.
OF COURSE, THE BLOGGER CANNOT DISCOUNT THE POSSIBILITY THAT CHICKENSHIT IS SUFFERING FROM AN ADVANCE CASE OF CORONAVIRUS. IN ANY EVENT, THIS CHICKENSHIT WOULD BE WELL SERVED TO CALM DOWN AND SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR HIS BLEEDING EYES.
WHILE IT IS TRUE THAT THIS BLOG HAS 37 "FOLLOWERS," THAT REALLY DOESN'T TELL THE FULL TALE. THE FACT IS THAT THERE HAVE BEEN MORE THAN 260,000 HITS AT THIS BLOG, PRETTY MUCH ASSURING THAT IT HAS BEEN WIDELY READ.
Monday, March 9, 2020
THE MORONS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAVE THROWN AWAY EVIDENCE IN THEIR NON-INVESTIGATION OF THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. IT SIMPLY BOGGLES THE MIND TO CONSIDER JUST HOW INEPT THE MORONS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE REALLY ARE.
THESE SUMMER'S EVE DEFECTIVES, UNDER THE LACK OF LEADERSHIP OF THE SHERIFF'S FORMER MAJOR F@CKUP PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) [NOW CHIEF F@UP OF THE HICKLEY POLICE DEPARTMENT], THREW AWAY VALUABLE EVIDENCE IN THEIR NON-INVESTIGATION OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP BRYON MACRON.
LET ME SET THE SCENE:
ON THE MORNING OF DECEMBER 16, 2016, THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE BRAIN-DEAD PERSONNEL "RESPONDED" TO THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP ADMINISTRATIVE BUILDING UPON THE REPORT OF A BLOODY CRIME SCENE. IT WAS QUICKLY DETERMINED THAT TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON WAS MISSING.
THE FIRST QUESTION THE BLOGGER HAS IS HOW DID THEY SO QUICKLY ASCERTAIN THAT MR. MACRON, RATHER THAN THE OTHER TWO TRUSTEES, WAS MISSING. CURIOUS, ISN'T IT?
NOW, DURING THE PRELIMINARY SURVEY, SOMEONE, LIKELY A FIREMAN, DISCOVERED A KNIFE AND A BAG OF RECEIPTS AND BUSINESS CARDS (ALL FOREIGN TO THE AREA) IN A DUMPSTER ATTHE ADJACENT FIRE STATION.
OF COURSE THE SUMMER'S EVE DEFECTIVES, WHO CONDUCTED NO SEARCH FOR MR. MACRON AND BARRED THE LAFAYETTE FIRE DEPARTMENT FROM SEARCHING THE LAKE, ULTIMATELY DETERMINED THE KNIFE HAD NO BEARING ON THE BLOODY CRIME SCENE AND CONCLUDED THE MR. MACRON HAD RUN AWAY TO CALIFORNIA, BASED OF COURSE UPON THEIR "EXPERTISE" IN CONDUCTING FALED CRIMINAL NON-INVESTIGATIONS.
OF COURSE, EVEN THOUGH BLOOD WAS SPILLED AT THE CRIME SCENE, WHY WOULD THESE DEFECTIVES EVEN SUSPECT THAT THE RECOVERED KNIFE HAD ANY VALUE IN INVESTIGATING THE DISAPPEARANCE OF BRYON MACRON.
OF COURSE, WHEN HIS MORTAL REMAINS WERE RECOVERED FROM CHIPPEWA LAKE, THE MEDICAL EXAMINER CONCLUDED THAT BRYON MACRON SUSTAINED A NUMBER OF KNIFE WOUNDS!
BASED UPON THEIR LIMITED POWERS OF DEDUCTION, THESE SUMMER'S EVE DEFECTIVES, NO DOUBT WITH THE BLESSING OF MAJOR F@CKUP CENTNER(D) THREW AWAY THE KNIFE, THE POTENTIAL MURDER WEAPON, AND THE CORRESPONDING BAG OF BUSINESS CARDS AND RECEIPTS.
SIMPLY BRILLIANT! THAT MUST BE A TECHNIQUE THEY LEARNED AT THE SHERLOCK HOME SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH FABLED DETECTIVE SHERLOCK HOLMES), A DIVISION OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY.
GIVEN THESE FACTS, THE BLOGGER HAS TO WONDER WHETHER THESE MORONS ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS OR, IN THE ALTERNATIVE, ARE THEY COVERING UP THIS CRIME?
READERS CAN BE ASSURED THIS WILL ALL COME OUT IN THE WASH.
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