WHAT MEDINA RESIDENTS MAY HAVE BELIEVED WAS A SONIC BOOM WAS ACTUALLY THE SOUND OF THE CHIN OF ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HITTING THE FLOOR WHEN HE LEARNED THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF THE MEDINA MOB, REVOKED "WEASELPECKER'S" LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
AFTER 17 UNOPPOSED YEARS ON THE BENCH, ALL THE WHILE VIOLATING THE LAW AND THE CIVIL RIGHTS OF UNTOLD NUMBER OF CITIZENS, VOTERS FINALLY WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DUMP THIS THIRD RATE, LOW-LIFE, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SCUMBAG JUDGE/ATTORNEY WITH ALL THE INTEGRITY OF A BLOWFLY MAGGOT!
VOTERS WILL FINALLY SEAT HIM ON A BENCH HE IS QUALIFIED TO OCCUPY - A PARK BENCH, FEEDING THE PIGEONS, WHERE HE HAS ACTUALLY BELONGED ALL THESE LONG YEARS.
THEN, WHILE VEGETATING ON A PARK BENCH, HE CAN OGLE ALL THE PASSING YOUNG GIRLS AT WILL!
YOU CAN BET "WEASELPECKER'S" FIRST-EVER CAMPAIGN WILL SURE TO BE A HOOT!
WHAT'S HE GOING TO SAY TO VOTERS? THAT HE REALLY HASN'T BEEN BOINKING HIS PARAMOUR MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS? OR THAT HE AND GARRITY HAVEN'T BEEN UNLAWFULLY TAMPERING TRANSCRIPTS FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS?
YOU CAN BET THE BLOGGER WILL BE COVERING AND REPORTING "WEASELPECKER'S" CAMPAIGN TACTICS (LYIN' & DENYIN') AS THE CAMPAIGN GOES INTO FULL "SWING."
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