"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER REPORTS SECOND ALIEN ABDUCTION TO AUTHORITIES; U.S. AIR FORCE INVESTIGATES!

FOLLOWING IS A COPY OF THE FORMAL STATEMENT THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER GAVE TO AIR FORCE INVESTIGATORS  FOLLOWING HIS SECOND REPORTED ALIEN ABDUCTION.

Recently I decided to make an epic journey to Ashland County, to feel the pulse of the citizens protected by the United States Constitution (unlike Medina County), hear the voices and songs of the wonderful people of this broad and sweeping rural county. I got more than I expected.

As some of you may have heard, I had an unexpected and somewhat disturbing encounter while in Mifflin, Ohio.  I lost 3 days of my life and have almost no memories of it.

In early May I was driving past the Wayside Inn, a local drinking hole near Mifflin Ohio.  I stopped in for a couple of stiff Shirley Temples, topped with whipped cream and a cherry. It was around 8:30 pm the last time I looked at the clock on the wall.  The next thing I know I’m standing nude in a wooded area in broad daylight, about 30 yards from my car.  My pants and shoes were missing, I was standing on the muddy ground in my pink crocs and wearing my velvet asshat (which I normally wear only on the golf course when local attorneys are paying my greens fees - it's a perk of the "job").

PHOTO BY DONNA GARRITY

DONNA GARRITY, my paramour, mistress, main squeeze, and "official" court reporter (with benefits), a regular at the Wayside Inn,  suggested I had been abducted by aliens, like a lot of folks who drink there.  She said she had seen some strange lights recently down in a field from the back seat of my car while I was removing her undergarments.  Honestly I don’t know what happened with me. I was a bit shaken up and unable to focus my thoughts for a day or two.  Fortunately  I had a bench trial that did not require my attention, since Assistant Prosecutor Salisbury made all the important decisions for me and convicted the defendant anyway, notwithstanding  the lack of any competent and credible evidence of guilt.

And I am unable to account for my whereabouts for the previous days.  A strange burn mark was on my Johnson, like a "hickey".  Three bite marks forming a triangle on my pubic area..  It has since faded away.  I also got poison ivy on my testicles and am being treated for it right now. DONNA GARRITY is regularly applying calamine lotion to them.  It feels so good!

Slowly I’m recalling some memories of the missing time, but they just don’t make any sense.  Bright lights and small children walking around me, one was holding some sort of glowing smartphone, but more like a thin glowing eraser than a square I Phone, just like the the erasers that DONNA GARRITY and I regularly use to alter transcripts before she files them in the Court of Appeals. That makes no sense since I hate kids, including my own.

This week I start my series of blogs on DOING GARRITY, but thought I should post this article first to assure my readers I am ok and back safely in my Kangaroo Courtroom #1 at the Medina County Courthouse, mosque, brothel & railroad station.  A warm thank you for the concern and kind wishes from my "supporters," including all three of the Jack Offs who voted for me in the primary election..  More to come as I slowly recall even more of my alien encounters.  And if anyone has any insights or ideas about my sanity I would love to hear your thoughts.  I feel alone and confused about all this, much as I am confused and confounded by the law.

In the meanwhile, I will continue to nurse my itching and aching testicles with the expert assistance from DONNA GARRITY who is known for her expert ball handling. 

ERIC WARFEL CAN KISS HIS ASS GOODBYE!

ACCORDING TO NEWS REPORTS, THE TRIAL OF ERIC WARFEL HAS BEGUN BEFORE ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL, & RAILROAD STATION.

YOU CAN BET THE DYNAMIC DUO OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME AND HIS VERY OWN CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB.

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL THAT WARFEL, AT LEAST ACCORDING "GODFATHER " HOE-MAN, MURDERED HIS THREE YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER AND THEN BURIED HER UNDER A PILE OF GARBAGE, STILL IN HER CRIB, TO MASK THE ODOR OF DECOMPOSITION. ALL THE WHILE, ACCORDING TO HOE-MAN, WARFEL WAS "HIDING OUT" WITH ANOTHER CHILD AT THE LOCAL BURGER KING, DOING COCAINE ALL THE WHILE.

AT LEAST, THAT WAS THE STORY THAT HOE-MAN GAVE TO MEDINA CASSETTE CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT, WHO WASTED NO TIME RUSHING THAT "STORY" INTO PRINT.

SUBSEQUENTLY, CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT IS REPORTED TO HAVE LEFT THE EMPLOY OF THE MEDINA GASSETTE FOR BRIGHTER EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY AT THE AKRON BEACON JOURNAL, WHERE HE WAS PROMOTED AND GIVEN A HOUSE-TO-HOUSE NEWSPAPER DELIVERY ROUTE IN AKRON'S NORTH HILL NEIGHBORHOOD.

IN THE MEAN WHILE, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DISCREDITED.  IT TURNS OUT THAT THE "STORY" HE FED TO CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT, WHO GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A HUNGRY SOW, WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT!!!

HOE-MAN'S UNLAWFUL OBJECTIVE IN LYING TO GRUNT WAS SIMPLY, AS ALWAYS, TO POISON THE JURY POOL BEFORE TRIAL SO THAT POTENTIAL JURORS WOULD BE INFECTED AND PREJUDICED BY HOE-MAN'S LINE OF BULLSHIT, EFFECTIVELY FINDING WARFEL "GUILTY" WELL BEFORE TRIAL.

NO ONE CAN DENY THAT HOE-MAN IS A GENUINE, DOWN-AND-DIRTY, LOW-LIFE  SCUMBAG OF THE LOWEST ORDER!

GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, MR. WARFEL MADE THE FATAL ERROR TO ELECT A BENCH TRIAL BEFORE HOE-MAN'S VERY OWN PERSONAL LAPDOG, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER,  ANOTHER LOCAL  STUPID CRIMINAL AND MEMBER OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB.  THAT, OF COURSE, IS ANOTHER STORY.

A SHORT TELEVISION NEWS CLIP DEPICTED HOE-MAN BLOVIATING BEFORE "WEASELPECKER" IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

GIVEN THE FACT THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER REMAINS IN HOE-MAN'S HIP POCKET, ESSENTIALLY HOE-MAN'S PERSONAL PROPERTY, READERS CAN BE SURE THAT A SNOWBALL HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF SURVIVING IN HELL THAN DOES WARFEL HAVE TO RECEIVE A FAIR TRIAL!

ANY NOTES THAT "WEASELPECKER" MAY MAKE DURING THE KANGAROO TRIAL OF ERIC WARFEL ARE SIMPLY MARKERS TO DIRECT "WEASELPECKER" TO LOCATIONS IN THE "OFFICIAL" TRANSCRIPT" WHERE HE CAN MAKE HIS USUAL AND CUSTOMARY UNLAWFUL ALTERATIONS TO THE TRANSCRIPT.

GIVEN ALL OF THESE CIRCUMSTANCES, ERIC WARFEL MIGHT JUST AS WELL KISS HIS ASS GOODBYE, SKIP THE UNFAIR TRIAL PHASE, AND PROCEED DIRECTLY TO SENTENCING, WHERE "WEASELPECKER" WILL IMPOSE THE SENTENCE DICTATED TO HIM BY HOE-MAN !

VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME HOLDS THE FEET OF JAGOFF LAWYER TO THE FIRE !

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG ARE AWARE, THE BLOGGER REVEALED IN A RECENT POST AT THIS BLOG THAT  JAGOFF ATTORNEY MARK BERNLOHR APPLIED FOR A CIVIL PROTECTION ORDER (CPO) BEFORE CORRUPT JUDGE MARY KOVACK, UNSUPPORTED BY ANY EVIDENCE, IN AN ATTEMPT TO THWART THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME TO SEEK LAWFUL REDRESS.  THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME ORCHESTRATED BY CORRUPT MEDINA PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") AND EXECUTED BY MEMBER OF HOE-MAN'S ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB, HAS DEPRIVED THE RIGHTFUL HEIRS TO THE ESTATE OF A LOCAL DECEDENT OF THEIR COLLECTIVE INHERITANCE ESTIMATED TO BE VALUED AT BETWEEN $2.5 MILLION AND $3 MILLION.

THE BLOGGER BELIEVES WE CAN AGREE THAT IS A PRETTY SIZEABLE THEFT AND CONVERSION.  NO WONDER THAT ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS ABLE TO TAKE HIS COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY ON A ROMANTIC TRYST TO RUNAWAY BAY RESORT IN JAMAICA!  MONEY WAS OBVIOUSLY NO PROBLEM.

MOST RECENTLY, JAGOFF ATTORNEY MARK BERNLOHR HAS FILED A MOTION, SEEKING "SANCTIONS" AGAINST ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, ON THE APPARENT GROUNDS THAT THE VICTIM IS SEEKING THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER AND THE EVIDENCE UPON WHICH CORRUPT JUDGE MARY KOVACK COULD LAWFULLY ISSUE A CPO AGAINST THE VICTIM, ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT CORRUPT JUDGE MARY WAS PROTECTING HER OWN SELF-INTEREST IN SUPPORT PAYMENTS FROM HER EX-HUSBAND, COUNTY AUDITOR MIKE "THE PERV" KOVACK WHOSE UNLAWFUL CONDUCT WOULD, AND WILL, LAND HIM IN THE GRAY BAR HOTEL FOR AN EXTENDED STAY.

THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME HAS TURNED THE TABLES ON  JAGOFF ATTORNEY MARK BERNLOHR  AND SENT BERNLOHR THE EMAIL MESSAGE, SHOWN BELOW, ESSENTIALLY DEMANDING THAT BERNLOHR EITHER "PUT UP, OR SHUT UP!"


From: Gregg Depew <greggdepew01@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, May 3, 2016 at 5:13 AM
Subject: Medina Auditor
To: "Bernlohr, Mark" <mwbernlohr@jacksonkelly.com>

Mark, I am requesting that you forward all discovery to me immediately regarding evidence for the CPO hearing that you entered as evidence in the Probate civil action.  I have talked with the clerks in Probate on Friday and they firmly state the case is dismissed.  I have received your sanctions request, seems to contradict your motion to block discovery and your previous hearsay motions responding to Bailey in DV.  I have several videos, a couple of affidavits and some emails all from individuals whose can be asked to testify in my defense.  It appears your whole game is to block this evidence.  I also have a Sheriff who can testify that he investigated and proved that I never agreed to your Agreement.  I simply require your evidence, like I requested numerous times.  Please reconsider blocking it, and comply with my request.  I have been sent evidence from Ohio Tax and Ohio State Auditor that the Auditor violated several ethics laws and the Prosecutor on Jan 29, sealed his fate by denying the HPD report as evidence.  This as you know has made the matter criminal, but gives me venue in Federal Court as his testimony has damaged me and resulted in a civil rights restriction.  This is what Ohio Tax stated.  I am sure the Auditor will plead the 5th, that is obvious when the Prosecutor blocks his testimony on classified tax investigations and phone calls and emails.  That's where you come in, rule 11 states that you investigated your case and can support your claim.  I plan on using your testimony in Federal Court to charge the Auditor for violating my Civil rights.  Now you can help me verify your statements.  Don't want any surprises that you might have been lying the whole time.

THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME IS GIVING JAGOFF BERLOHR THE OPPORTUNITY TO COUGH UP THE EVIDENCE BEFORE THE VICTIM FILES A LAWSUIT IN U.S. DISTRICT  COURT AGAINST ALL OF THESE LOW-LIFE LOCAL "PUBLIC OFFICIALS" WHO FOR SO LONG HAVE DEPRIVED HIM OF HIS RIGHTS AND PROTECTIONS GUARANTEED BY THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION AND THE LAW!

HINCKLEY TOWNSHIP RESIDENTS VICTIMS OF MEDINA COUNTY PUBLIC CORRUPTION

RESIDENTS OF HINCKLEY TOWNSHIP ARE THE MOST RECENT VICTIMS OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION ENDEMIC IN MEDINA COUNTY.  THE LATEST FIASCO PERTAINS TO THE NEW, BUT UNAUTHORIZED, HINCKLEY FIRE DEPARTMENT BUILDING, ONE MORE FEATURE OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME ORCHESTRATED BY CORRUPT COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") WHO OPERATES THE LOCAL ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB.

IF YOU SHOULD HAPPEN TO TAKE A TOUR OF THE NEW HINCKLEY FIRE DEPARTMENT BUILDING, DON'T DRINK THE WATER!!!

HERE ARE THE BASICS.

THE HINCKLEY TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES DECIDED TO ERECT A NEW FIRE DEPARTMENT BUILDING.

DURING THE CONSTRUCTION PROCESS, THE HINCKLEY TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES CONTRACTED WITH DEPEW DRILLING TO DRILL A NEW WATER WELL FOR THE FIRE DEPARTMENT BUILDING.  THIS IS WHERE THE PLOT THICKENS.

THE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES, HAVING BEEN PREVIOUSLY INSTRUCTED TO "BURY" THE OFFICIAL POLICE REPORT OF HINCKLEY POLICE SGT. DANIEL HUFF IMPLICATING INDIVIDUALS ASSOCIATED WITH DEPEW DRILLING WITH CRIMES AGAINST THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF OHIO, NEVERTHELESS CONTRACTED WITH THE FIRM TO DRILL THE NEW WATER WELL.  SOMETHING FISHY THERE, DON'T YOU, THE READERS, THINK?

INTERESTINGLY, DEPEW DRILLING IS REPORTED TO HAVE DRILLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WELL WITH AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF DRILLING EQUIPMENT THAT HAD FORMERLY JUST "DISAPPEARED" FROM THE ESTATE  OF THE LOCAL DECEASED RESIDENT WHOSE GRAVE WAS ROBBED BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND MEMBERS OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB!

THERE ARE ALSO SIGNIFICANT ADMINISTRATIVE "IRREGULARITIES" THAT HAVE ARISEN DURING THIS CONSTRUCTION PROJECT:

1)  THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WATER WELL WAS DRILLED WITHOUT THE APPROVAL AND CONTRARY TO THE REGULATIONS OF THE OHIO EPA.

2)  THE REQUISITE BOND, REQUIRED TO BE FILED WITH ANY PERMIT TO DRILL A WATER WELL IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN FALSIFIED, A PRACTISE SAID TO BE WELL KNOWN TO THE MEDINA COUNTY HEALTH AND BUILDING DEPARTMENTS AND, MORE SIGNIFICANTLY,  WELL KNOWN TO CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, WHO HAS REFUSED TO TAKE ANY ACTION TO ENFORCE THE LAW.  NOT MUCH OF A SURPRISE THERE!

3)  THE NEW FIRE DEPARTMENT BUILDING HAS NEVER RECEIVED AN OCCUPANCY PERMIT.  IF YOU, OR ANY OF HINCKLEY'S FIREMEN, SET FOOT ON THE PROPERTY, ABSENT AN OCCUPANCY PERMIT, THEY DO SO AT THEIR OWN PERSONAL PERIL.

4)  IT IS REPORTED THAT THE PRIOR WELL ON THE PROPERTY IS LOCATED TOO CLOSE TO THE SEPTIC SYSTEM AND POSES A HEALTH HAZARD OF SUPPLYING WATER POLLUTED WITH ECOLI BACTERIA, WHICH CAN PROVE TO BE FATAL.

5)  IT IS REPORTED THAT THE "OLD WELL" HAS NOT BEEN CAPPED AND CONTINUES TO SUPPLY WATER TO THE SERVICE DEPARTMENT BUILDING, LOCATED BEHIND THE NEW FIRE DEPARTMENT BUILDING, POSING A HEALTH HAZARD TO SERVICE DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEES.

6) THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME WENT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY HEALTH DEPARTMENT ON APRIL 28, 2016 FOR THE PURPOSE OF REVIEWING THE FILE, A PUBLIC RECORD, PERTAINING TO THE NEW FIRE DEPARTMENT BUILDING.

7) WHILE REVIEWING THE FILE, SOME PIN-HEADED MORON FROM THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT IDENTIFIED AS COLIN JOHNSON, ACCOSTED THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME AND INFORMED HIM THAT HE WAS NOT PERMITTED TO BE UPON THE PREMISES OF THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT AND THAT HE WAS BARRED FROM INSPECTING ANY PUBLIC RECORDS UPON THE ADVICE OF LEGAL COUNSEL, MEDINA ASS PROSECUTOR HEINRICH "BRAIN" RICHTER, ONE OF HOE-MAN'S "GO-FERS."

BY WHAT LAWFUL AUTHORITY DOES "BRAIN" RICHTER PRESUME TO BAR A CITIZEN FROM ACCESSING PUBLIC RECORDS, THAT RIGHT BEING AFFORDED TO CITIZENS BY THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF OHIO?

INTERESTINGLY,  THE MEDINA CASSETTE HAS JUST PICKED UP ON THIS LITTLE FAUX PAS, BUT DOESN'T COMPREHEND THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE INVOLVEMENT OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME.

HERE IS THE GASSETTE  "HEADLINE":

Medina County building chief: Hinckley Township fire station not fully certified

THE FULL ARTICLE CAN BE FOUND AT http://medinagazette.northcoastnow.com/2016/04/30/medina-county-building-chief-hinckley-township-fire-station-not-fully-certified/

THE COVER UP HAS BEGUN WITH REGARD TO THIS UNLAWFUL ACTIVITY, PROTECTED BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN.