RUMOR THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN GROWING HAIR DEBUNKED !!!

RUMORS HAVE BEEN CIRCULATING THAT PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEGUN TO SPONTANEOUSLY GROW BACK HAIR ON HIS BALD PATE.  WHOEVER IS SPREADING THESE UNFOUNDED RUMORS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT IT'S A MIRACLE!  NOT SO!

RECENT EVENTS HAVE DEBUNKED THOSE RUMORS!  FOLLOWING IS A NEWS RELEASE FROM REUTERS NEWS AGENCY:

“Weaselpecker” Collier might be “donning” a new look soon, after the philandering, illegitimate “judge” was ordered by a federal judge on Monday to pay out a $1,300 fine for the death of an endangered animal, which was used to help make his recently ordered pubic hair toupee.

“Weaselpecker’s” wig, crafted exclusively for him by famed Cleveland area hair weaver at the “OMAR THE TENT MAKER” Hair Emporium in East Cleveland, uses the pubic hair of the critically-endangered spotted water buffalo, a neotropical mammal found in small numbers in and around Colombia. The wigmakers have been under investigation since 2013 for allegedly paying drug cartels to hunt and kill the rare buffalo and ship their pubic hair to the United States, for use in their extremely tacky wigs.

 “Weaselpecker” reportedly paid little more than $8.12 for the hairpiece, which is one of a kind and uses more of the endangered animal’s pubic hair than any other wig the company makes. The wig’s crafters allegedly used the pubic hair from the endangered spotted water buffalo, which are endangered, to improve the hair’s tactile feel and general texture. All of the water buffalo pubic hair used in the creation of the wig was carefully, expertly dyed to more closely resemble “Weaselpecker’s” pubic hair, which Donna Garrity has been shaving for him since the mid-1990’s.

 “Weaselpecker’s” “official court reporter (with benefits) Donna “Have it Your Way” Garrity refused to comment on the court’s decision, though another court reporter says “Weaselpecker” is “absolutely deranged” and that “he’s stuck between a rock and a hard place, because he can’t publicly admonish the decision without tipping his hand, or in this case, his new toupee,” adding later that “he doesn’t want anyone to know he intends to wear a wig, believing that no one will actually notice that he’s chosen to cover his chrome dome with endangered water buffalo pubic hair.
 

“Weaselpecker”s new water buffalo pubic hair toupee comes with specific recommendations for the use of proper hair treatment products, shown below.

WHEN YOU STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT, "WEASELPECKER'S" CHOICE OF A PUBIC HAIR TOUPEE IS MORE THAN FITTING GIVEN THE FACT THERE IS NO BIGGER DIC@HEAD IN ALL OF MEDINA COUNTY!

BODY OF MISSING LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE RECOVERED FROM CHIPPEWA LAKE, MUCH TO THE SURPRISE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE !

RECENT NEWS REPORTS FROM MEDIA, OUTSIDE OF MEDINA COUNTY, REPORT THAT THE BODY OF A MIDDLE-AGED MALE, LATER IDENTIFIED AS MISSING LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP BRYON MACRON, WAS LOCATED BY A KAYAKER PLYING THE WATERS OF CHIPPEWA LAKE.

THAT DISCOVERY CAME AS A COMPLETE SURPRISE TO MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT MR. MACRON'S BODY WOULD BE FOUND IN CHIPPEWA LAKE, WHERE HIS ABANDONED CAR WAS FOUND?

AFTER DETECTING SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE IN MR. MACRON'S LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP OFFICE, AND TRACES OF BLOOD, MR. MACRONS' ABANDONED SUV WAS FOUND ON  DECEMBER 16, 2016, PARKED AT CHIPPEWA LAKE IN THE VILLAGE LAKESIDE PARKING LOT.

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES CONVERGED ON THE SCENE AND WERE CONFOUNDED BY WHAT THEY ENCOUNTERED,  AN APPARENT SECONDARY CRIME SCENE.  MY, OH MY, WHAT TO DO?

ACCORDING TO MEDIA REPORTS, CHIPPEWA LAKE HAD BEEN ICED OVER, EXCEPT FOR AN OPENING IN THE ICE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE THAT HAD NOT YET FROZEN OVER.

NOW, THIS WAS A REAL PUZZLER FOR SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES!

LET US ALL THINK THIS THING THROUGH WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THESE DEFECTIVES HAD RECEIVED ADVANCED CRIME SCENE TRAINING AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES," THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY, THE OFFICIAL TRAINING ACADEMY OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.

LET'S EXAMINE WHAT THESE SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES  KNEW, AND WHEN THEY KNEW IT.

FIRSTLY, THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE WAS CALLED TO THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP HALL, FINDING THAT MR. MACRON'S OFFICE WAS IN DISARRAY AND APPARENTLY SHOWING SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE.  MEDIA REPORTS SUGGEST TRACES OF BLOOD WERE FOUND IN MR. MACRON'S OFFICE.

NEXT, SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES RESPONDED TO CHIPPEWA VILLAGE AND "INVESTIGATED" MR. MACRON'S ABANDONED SUV PARKED IN A VILLAGE PARKING AREA ADJACENT TO THE FROZEN LAKE.  DEFECTIVES REPORTEDLY FOUND TRACES OF BLOOD IN THE SUV, ALTHOUGH IT IS UNKNOWN WHERE IN THE VEHICLE BLOOD TRACES WERE FOUND.

 WHO COULD HAVE IMAGINED OR SUSPECTED THAT MR. MACRON'S BODY WOULD BE FOUND IN THE LAKE WHERE HIS ABANDONED SUV WAS FOUND,  PARTICULARLY CONSIDERING THERE WAS STILL OPEN WATER AT THE CENTER?  DUH !!!

GIVEN THE FACT THAT THERE WAS OPEN WATER AT THE CENTER OF THE LAKE, SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES APPARENTLY DIDN'T THINK  TO LOOK FOR FOOTPRINTS, DRAG MARKS, OR A BLOOD TRAIL FOR THAT MATTER, IN THE SNOW AND ACROSS THE ICE, LEADING TO THE OPEN WATER, WHICH WOULD LIKELY HAVE PRESENTED THEM WITH A CLUE AS TO WHAT MAY HAVE HAPPENED TO THE VICTIM.  IN FACT, ANY SUCH OBSERVATIONS WOULD HAVE CONTRIBUTED MUCH TOWARD RECONSTRUCTING THE EVENT AND RESOLVING THE MATTER, AT LEAST FOR REAL POLICE.

CERTAINLY, THESE DEFECTIVES COULD HAVE CALLED IN THE DIVE TEAM BUT FOR THE FACT THAT, AT THE TIME OF THIS DISCOVERY, THE DIVE TEAM WAS BUSY DIVING INTO A COUPLE DOZEN DONUTS.

SADLY, THE FAMILY OF MR. MACRON HAS HAD TO SUFFER NEEDLESSLY FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME DESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.

FOLLOWING THE POSITIVE IDENTIFICATION OF MR. MACRON'S MORTAL REMAINS, SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES MET FOR AN AFTER-ACTION REVIEW AND ANALYSIS AT DUNKIN DONUTS!

THIS WAS JUST ONE MORE TYPICAL FAILED "INVESTIGATION" BY THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.   PAR FOR THE COURSE!

MUSTAFAH FAOUQUOD RAZAVI CALLS "HOME" FOR COMPUTER REPAIR !

AS THE BLOGGER REVEALED IN A PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG, JUDGE JOYCE KIMBLER MADE A TERRIBLE PICK WHEN SHE HIRED KNUCKLE-DRAGGING FORMER MEDINA ASS PROSECUTOR MUSTAFAH FAOUQUOD RAZAVI FOR THE POSITION OF "MAGISTRATE," THUS PERPETUATING PUBLIC CORRUPTION IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.

WHAT A JOKE!

NOW THAT MUSTAFAH FAOUQUOD RAZAVI IS NO LONGER "EMPLOYED" BY DINO HOE-MAN, THE FORMER DISGRACED COUNTY PROSECUTOR OUSTED BY MEDINA COUNTY VOTERS, RAZAVI IS NO LONGER EMPOWERED TO GIVE INSTRUCTIONS AND DIRECTIONS TO PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, HOE-MAN'S LAPDOG AS HE DID FOR TOO MANY LONG YEARS!

BUT THE BLOGGER DIGRESSES.  ONCE RAZAVI WENT TO "WORK" FOR JUDGE KIMBLER, HE WAS CALLED UPON TO ADDRESS UNEXPECTED COMPUTER PROBLEM'S IN THE JUDGE'S OFFICE.

RAZAVI, TO BE SURE, IS NO IT SPECIALIST.  IN FACT, IT IS QUESTIONABLE THAT RAZAVI CAN ACTUALLY SPELL "IT," ALTHOUGH HE CAN CERTAINLY LIE ABOUT HIS PURPORTED QUALIFICATIONS, MUCH LIKE HE LIED TO JURIES!  EVIDENCE OF THAT MINOR CHARACTER FLAW CAN BE FOUND IN DECISION(S) ISSUED BY THE NINTH DISTRICT COURT OF APPEALS.

NEVERTHELESS.RAZAVI WAS UNABLE TO LOCATE THE "POWER" SWITCH ON THE OFFICE COMPUTER AND WAS THEREFORE UNABLE TO CORRECT THE PROBLEM.

FORTUNATELY, HELP WAS JUST AN INTERNATIONAL PHONE CALL AWAY.  RAZAVI SIMPLY MUSTERED HIS COURAGE AND CALLED "HOME" FOR SOME EXPERT TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE.  DURING THE PHONE CALL, RAZAVI, WHO ATTEMPTED TO CREATE THE IMPRESSION THAT HE WAS AN AMERICAN, ASSUMED THE NAME OF "JOHNSON" TO IMPRESS THE TECHNICIAN.

RAZAVI'S PHONE CALL WAS RECORDED FOR QUALITY AND TRAINING PURPOSES.
HERE THEN IS THE PHONE CALL "HOME" FROM RAZAVI ("JOHNSON") TO A QUALIFIED COMPUTER TECHNICIAN:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=buTBBXb_JOA

IN AN UNRELATED INCIDENT, RAZAVI GOT HIS "JOHNSON" CAUGHT IN HIS ZIPPER IN THE MENS ROOM AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION.  RAZAVI MANAGED TO STUMBLE BACK TO THE OFFICE, WRITHING IN PAIN, PICKED UP THE PHONE, AND DIALED "5-1-1" TO REQUEST EMERGENCY MEDICAL TREATMENT  FROM THE MEDINA FIRE DEPARTMENT!

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SLIPS A LITTLE COCK TO HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) FOR VALENTINE'S DAY !

NOTHING SHOWS THE DEPTH OF "LOVE" THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS FOR
DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE,  THAN A LITTLE COCK, PARTICULARLY ON A DAY LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY!

READERS MAY RECALL A PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG, REVEALING THAT, DURING THE COUNTY FAIR,  FAIR GOERS REPORTED OBSERVING GARRITY STROKING "WEASELPECKER'S" COCK WHILE HIDDEN AWAY IN A DARK CORNER OF ONE OF THE BARNS.  ULTIMATELY, COUNTY FAIR OFFICIALS INVESTIGATED AND, AS THEY APPROACHED THE SCENE, OFFICIALS OBSERVED "WEASELPECKER" CHOKING HIS CHICKEN!

OFFICIALS SEIZED "WEASELPECKER'S" CHICKEN, NAMED JOHNSON, AND TURNED HIS CHICKEN OVER TO THE ASPCA TO PREVENT FURTHER ANIMAL ABUSE.  SEE PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG CAPTIONED FAIR GOERS AGHAST AT THE SIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) STROKING "WEASELPECKER''S'" COCK AT THE MEDINA COUNTY FAIR !! EASILY FOUND  AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2016/08/fair-goers-aghast-at-sight-of.html 

DURING THE LUNCH HOUR OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION ON VALENTINE'S DAY, "WEASELPECKER" DID A SNEAKY EXIT FROM HIS CHAMBERS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 AND WHEN THE COAST WAS CLEAR, "WEASELPECKER" MADE SECRETIVE ENTRY INTO GARRITY'S ADJACENT OFFICE, LOCKING THE DOOR BEHIND HIM SO AS TO NOT BE DISCOVERED.

AS GARRITY LOOKED UP FROM HER DESK, "WEASELPECKER" WHISPERED, "SURPRISE! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!  HOW ABOUT A BJ?"

GARRITY FLASHED "WEASELPECKER" A SMILE, GOT UP FROM HER DESK AND ASSUMED A KNEELING POSITION BEFORE "WEASELPECKER."  

AS GARRITY ASSUMED THE POSITION,  "WEASELPECKER" THREW OPEN HIS ROBES AND WHIPPED OUT HIS COCK,  A BABY ROOSTER WHOM HE HAD NAMED "BABY JOHNSON", OR "BJ" FOR SHORT, WHICH HE PRESENTED TO GARRITY AS A GIFT.

WHEN ASKED BY GARRITY WHAT HAD INSPIRED HIM TO THINK OF SUCH A GIFT, "WEASELPECKER" REPLIED, "I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SUCKER FOR ROOSTERS!"

BASED UPON THE FOREGOING, THERE IS A CONSENSUS THAT "WEASEL PECKER" COLLIER HAS
DEVELOPED A WELL-DESERVED REPUTATION AS A "ROOSTER (COCK) SUCKER!"

"WEASELPECKER" GOES ALL IN FOR NEW HIGH TECH GADGETRY !

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY VERY WELL RECALL THAT PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN CREDITED WITH COMPLETING A "COURSE" ON TECHNOLOGY [NO READING REQUIRED].

IN RECOGNITION OF SITTING IN A CLASSROOM [EVEN WHEN ASLEEP] FOR 120 HOURS, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS AWARDED A PLAQUE RECOGNIZING HIS ACCEPTANCE INTO AS(S)TAR(D) [Assholes Scheming To Alter Records].

ENTHUSED BY HIS INDUCTION AS AN AS(S)TAR(D) FELLOW, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS DECIDED TO GO ALL IN ON ALL OF THIS REVOLUTIONARY HIGH TECH GADGETRY, TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS.

BELOW READERS WILL FIND A PERMANENT RECORD OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, USING ONE OF HIS MANY ASSUMED NAMES [ALAISES], ORDERING THE LATEST HIGH TECH GADGET FOR HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL  & RAILROAD STATION.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?debug_prerolls=false&list=PL1D8D725C8853C113&mode=NORMAL¶ms=OAFIAVgS&sts=17180&utcoffset=-300&v=zYSTqi9LzTE&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Flist%3DPL1D8D725C8853C113%26params%3DOAFIAVgS%26v%3DzYSTqi9LzTE%26mode%3DNORMAL%26itct%3DCC4QyCAYESITCPTMoryYzdECFckNTgodnpoGHDIDQkZhSK3klbW4%252F%252FKSEw%253D%253D&has_verified=1&layout=mobile&client=mv-google

IT IS OBVIOUS THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER NEEDS A HAND! 

JAGOFF ATTORNEY, WHO SUED HIS CLIENTS ON BEHALF OF THOSE SAME CLIENTS, OFFENDED BY THE FACTS AND EVIDENCE OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME PUBLISHED AT THIS BLOG ; ARGUES "ALTERNATIVE FACTS"

WHAT A HOOT!

ONE OF THE JAGOFF ATTORNEYS WHO, AS SHOWN IN A PRIOR POST, SUED HIS OWN CLIENTS ON BEHALF OF THOSE SAME CLIENTS, FEELS AGGRIEVED THAT THIS BLOG HAS HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUBLISH THE FACTS AND THE TRUTH PERTAINING TO THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME !!!  Please see prior post at this blog captioned UNINFORMED, APATHETIC VOTERS ELECTED TO RETAIN AN ILLITERATE MORON ON THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS TO KEEP THE SEAT WARM !!! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2017/01/uninformed-apathetic-voters-elected-to.html

HERE'S THE SCOOP!

ON JANUARY 24, 2016 ONE OF THE JAGOFF ATTORNEYS WHO HAS FILED MEDINA CASE NO. O8CIV0502, SUING HIS OWN CLIENTS ON BEHALF OF THOSE SAME CLIENTS (DUH!!!), SERVED A SUPPLEMENTAL BRIEF IN SUPPORT OF MOTION TO SHOW CAUSE UPON ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME

THE JAGOFF ATTORNEY FILED THE SUPPLEMENTAL BRIEF WITH THE CLERK OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS ON JANUARY 26, 2017.

THE JAGOFF ATTORNEY'S SUPPLEMENTAL BRIEF IS SHOWN BELOW.

THE SUPPLEMENTAL BRIEF APPEARS TO BE RATHER LATE IN COMING GIVEN THE FACT THAT THE DOCKET IN MEDINA CASE NO. 08CIV0502 REVEALS THAT THIS JAGOFF ATTORNEY LAST FILED A MOTION TO SHOW CAUSE ON MAY 15, 2013!

KNOWING THAT, UNDER THE LAW, A COURT SPEAKS ONLY THROUGH ITS DOCKET, THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT THE JAGOFF ATTORNEY HAS FILED ANY SHOW CAUSE MOTION SINCE THE DATE OF MAY 15, 2013.

JAGOFF ATTORNEY DEMONSTRATES HE IS JUST ONE MORE BULLSHIT ARTIST (OBVIOUSLY)!

LET'S LOOK AT SOME OF THE "ALTERNATIVE FACTS" HE ARGUES IN HIS MOTION.

FOR PURPOSES OF CLARIFICATION, THE PHRASE "ALTERNATIVE FACTS" IS AN EUPHEMISM FOR THE TERM FOR THE TERM "BULLSHIT."

DRAWING THE READERS' ATTENTION TO PARAGRAPH #2 OF THE SUPPLEMENTAL BRIEF, THIS JAGOFF ATTORNEYCLAIMS THAT A "CUSTOMER" OF HIS CLIENT DREW THE CLIENT'S ATTENTION TO THIS BLOG WHICH, HE CLAIMS. IS AUTHORED BY A VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME AND THAT THIS BLOG PUBLISHES "CONFIDENTIAL" INFORMATION.

THAT IS JUST A CLAIM OF "ALTERNATIVE FACTS" (BULLSHIT)!

ON MONDAY MORNING, JANUARY 23, 2017, THE BLOGGER CHECKED THE STATISTICAL DATA FOR THIS BLOG, MAINTAINED BY BLOGGER, THE WEBSITE WHICH PUBLISHES THIS BLOG.  THE BLOGGER'S ATTENTION WAS IMMEDIATELY DRAWN TO THE FACT THAT, BETWEEN THE HOURS OF SUNDAY AT 8:00 PM AND MONDAY MORNING, BLOGGER RECORDED 672 PAGEVIEWS AT THIS BLOG, WHICH WAS HIGHLY IRREGULAR.

GIVEN THE FACT THAT, AT THE TIME, THIS BLOG HAD PUBLISHED A CUMULATIVE TOTAL OF 659 POSTS, IT BECAME ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT SOMEONE HAD READ AND REVIEWED EACH AND EVERY POST AT THIS BLOG IN THE BRIEF PERIOD DESCRIBED.  THAT, ONCE AGAIN, WAS HIGHLY UNUSUAL.

IN RETROSPECT, IT IS MORE LIKELY THAT THE JAGOFF ATTORNEY TOOK THE TIME TO REVIEW THIS BLOG IN ITS ENTIRETY.

THAT BEING SAID, IT IS CLEAR THAT THIS BLOG IS NOT AUTHORED BY GREGG DEPEW, ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, CONTRARY TO THE "ALTERNATIVE FACTS" ALLEGED BY THIS JAGOFF ATTORNEY.

RATHER, AS ANYONE WHO HAS FOLLOWED THIS BLOG WELL KNOWS, THIS BLOG IS AUTHORED AND PUBLISHED BY AN HONORABLY RETIRED FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER WHOSE SON WAS RAILROADED AT TRIAL BY FORMER COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN AND CORRUPT PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WHO DELIBERATELY DEPRIVED THE BLOGGER'S SON OF HIS CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS AND HIS PROTECTIONS UNDER THE LAW.  THAT, OF COURSE, IS THE USUAL AND CUSTOMARY PRACTICE IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM AS THIS JAGOFF ATTORNEY WELL KNOWS.

NOW, REALIZING THAT IT WAS THE JAGOFF ATTORNEY WHO LIKELY DISCOVERED BLOG POSTS REVEALING THE ACTUAL FACTS AND EVIDENCE OF UNLAWFUL CONDUCT PERTAINING TO THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME (TO WHICH HE OBJECTS), THIS JAGOFF CLAIMS THAT THIS BLOG WAS DISCOVERED BY A CUSTOMER OF HIS CLIENT.

DOES IT SEEM LIKELY THAT A "CUSTOMER" WOULD TAKE THE TIME AND EFFORT TO READ AND REVIEW ALL 659 POSTS AT THIS BLOG?  THE BLOGGER THINKS NOT!

MOREOVER, THIS JAGOFF CLAIMS THAT THIS BLOG CONTAINS "CONFIDENTIAL" INFORMATION.

SAY WHAT?

APPARENTLY, THIS JAGOFF ATTORNEY IS NOT QUITE UP TO DATE WITH HIS OWN CASE FILE.  THE BLOGGER CAN ONLY SPECULATE THAT THIS JAGOFF REFERS TO CERTAIN DOCUMENTS PERTAINING TO THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME WHICH THE BLOGGER HAS PUBLISHED AT THIS BLOG.

ANY ALL DOCUMENTS PUBLISHED AT THIS BLOG ARE TAKEN FROM PUBLICLY FILED EXHIBITS FOUND WITHIN THE COURT FILINGS IN CASE NO. 08CIV0502, EASILY LOCATED AT THE WEBSITE OF THE CLERK OF THE MEDINA COUNTY CLERK OF COURT.

IN FACT, THIS JAGOFF ATTORNEY JUST DOESN'T SEEM ALL THAT BRIGHT, PARTICULARLY WHEN HE FILED MEDINA CASE NO. 08CIV0502, SUING HIS CLIENTS ON BEHALF OF THOSE SAME CLIENTS. 

IN REALITY, NONE OF THIS IS ROCKET SCIENCE!!!

SPOILER ALERT: "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS MAJOR HEALTH SCARE

REPORTS HAVE REACHED THE BLOGGER THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS RECENTLY EXPERIENCED A HEALTH SCARE OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS.

RECENT MEDIA REPORTS THAT ACTRESS GWYNETH PALTROW, AN APPARENT SELF-APPOINTED GURU OF WOMEN'S HEALTH, HAS PUBLICLY ADVOCATED THE PLACEMENT OF JADE EGGS IN WOMEN'S VAGINAS.

WELL, A CALIFORNIA GYNECOLOGIST HAS TAKEN GREAT EXCEPTION TO PALTROW'S ENDORSEMENT OF THE JADE EGGS, WHICH ARE SAID TO BE SELLING FASTER THAN HOTCAKES.

Dr. Jen Gunter, an OB/GYN for Kaiser Permanente in San Francisco, called the idea “the biggest load of garbage” she's read on Goop since vaginal steaming and worse than saying wearing bras is linked to cancer.

A COMPLETE ARTICLE PERTAINING TO THIS MATTER CAN BE FOUND AT https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/01/22/no-gwyneth-paltrow-women-should-not-put-jade-eggs-in-their-vaginas-gynecologist-says/?utm_term=.2f405ad32838

BY NOW, READERS SHOULD BE WONDERING, "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER?"  WELL, HERE'S THE SCOOP!

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS WAY AHEAD OF THE CURVE ON THIS THEN-EMERGING POPULAR TREND.

IN A FUTILE ATTEMPT TO INCREASE HIS LIMITED ABILITY TO REASON AND IMPROVE DEDUCTIVE CAPACITY OF HIS "BRAIN" (WHAT CAN THIS MORON DO WITH JUST TWO BRAIN CELLS?), "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAD LONG AGO TURNED TO THE JADE EGG.

GIVEN HIS GENDER IDENTITY, RATHER THAN INSERTING HIS JADE EGG INTO HIS VAGINA, "WEASELPECKER" INSTEAD INSERTED THE JADE EGG ANALLY!

"WEASELPECKER" WAS QUICK TO REACT TO THE RECENT REVELATIONS BY DR. JEN GUNTER AND IMMEDIATELY CALLED UPON HIS CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAINS SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY TO REMOVE THE JADE EGG FROM HIS RECTUM.

NOW, IT IS A GIVEN THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES AND IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF MENTAL HEALTH THERAPY AND PSYCHOTROPIC MEDICATIONS.

THERE MAY BE AN ADDED DIMENSION, HOWEVER, TO THE SURLINESS THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER REGULARLY AND ROUTINELY DISPLAYS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

"WEASELPECKER" HAS BEEN SITTING ON THE BENCH WITH AN EGG UP HIS ASS, HELD FIRMLY IN PLACE WITH HIS RIGHT THUMB!

MORE MEDINA COUNTY PUBLIC CORRUPTION BUBBLES TO THE SURFACE IN HINCKLEY TOWNSHIP !!!

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WELL KNOW, THE BLOGGER HAS INVITED MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS TO PROVIDE INFORMATION AND COMPLAINTS PERTAINING TO PUBLIC CORRUPTION IN MEDINA COUNTY.  ACCORDINGLY, THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED SOME COMPELLING INFORMATION ABOUT THE PUBLIC CORRUPTION RAMPANT IN MEDINA COUNTY GOVERNMENTS AND SO-CALLED "PUBLIC SERVANTS" WHO, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, SERVE THEIR OWN RATHER THAN THE PUBLIC'S INTERESTS.

THE FOLLOWING TIDBIT FROM A READER HAS BEEN RECENTLY RECEIVED AT THIS BLOG.

Martha Catherwood is the ring leader of corruption in Hinckley township. She has hired at least 3 people in township positions who are all in some way friend's with her or her family. 1. Township service director became vacant after Paul megovac took a job in Brunswick hills, there are 2 other gentleman in the service department that were well qualified to take that position. Instead the township hired a friend of Martha's who worked for Seville service department but has absolutely no licenses and is not even qualified to drive a plow truck for the township when the other 2 employees can and have been able to. 2. The new fire chief was hired out of 20 applicants and his dad worked with Martha's dad, ironic. He has had no experience with a part time/ volunteer department ever. He has only seen how a full time department works after being at parma for 30 years. He is already draining the fire department budget in useless equipment not needed and is putting fireman's lives at risk . Number 3 martha has managed to weasel her way into the fiscal officer sport with no other applicants or voting accepted and from what I have heard already has friends lined up to take her trustee spot because she is the puppet master if the other 2 trustees

              I'm sure you can dig deeper and find more. I know of instances where bills were    paid from the wrong accounts or grant money was just placed inside general fund and the spent on stuff the money was not for. Hinckley township is just the Martha Catherwood club it's her way or no way 

THIS INTERESTING BIT OF INFORMATION ACTUALLY COMES AS NO SURPRISE TO THE BLOGGER!

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY RECALL THAT RETIRED POLICE SGT. DANIEL HUFF CONDUCTED AN OFFICIAL INVESTIGATION AND VERIFIED INFORMATION PROVIDED TO HIM BY A VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME.  SGT. HUFF, IN HIS PROFESSIONAL OPINION, DEVELOPED SUFFICIENT FACTS AND EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT PROSECUTION(S) OF PERSON(S) INVOLVED IN THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME.

SGT. HUFF SUBMITTED HIS REPORT TO FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN WHO TOOK EFFORTS TO QUASH SGT. HUFF'S REPORT AND NEVER TOOK ANY ACTION TO PROSECUTE ALLEGED OFFENDERS.

MOREOVER, A SOURCE REPORTED TO THE BLOGGER THAT DINO HOE-MAN CONTACTED HINCKLEY TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES AND HINCKLEY TOWNSHIP CHIEF BOBBLEHEAD KALAVSKY AND INSTRUCTED THEM TO "BURY" SGT. HUFF'S REPORT.

AS AN ASIDE, THE HONORABLE FORREST THOMPSON, THE FIRST HONEST PROSECUTOR MEDINA COUNTY HAS SEEN IN MANY A MOON, HAS SINCE REQUESTED AND RECEIVED SGT. HUFF'S REPORT OF INVESTIGATION AND, IT WOULD SEEM, IS PREPARED TO ACT ON THE REPORT THAT DINO HOE-MAN SAT ON FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS.

MORE RECENTLY, AND MORE TO THE POINT, A CITIZEN IN AN UNRELATED REPORT INFORMED THE BLOGGER THAT MEDINA COUNTY RECORDER COLLEEN SWEDYK HAD RECENTLY RESIGNED HER POSITION AS HINCKLEY TOWNSHIP FISCAL OFFICER.

ACCORDING TO THE LATTER CITIZEN, SWEDYK RESIGNED FOR HER POSITION AS HINCKLEY TOWNSHIP FISCAL OFFICER DUE TO SIGNIFICANT FISCAL IRREGULARITIES.

APPARENTLY, MARTHA CATHERWOOD, ACCORDING TO THE ABOVE-EMAIL REPORT, HAS ASSUMED SWEDYK'S POSITION AND "DUTIES."

THE FIRST QUESTION THAT COMES TO MIND:

HOW MUCH MONEY IS MISSING AND MISALLOCATED IN THE PUBLIC COFFERS OF HINCKLEY TOWNSHIP?

JUDGE JOYCE KIMBLER PERPETUATES CORRUPTION IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM

AT THE TURN OF THE NEW YEAR, IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD THING IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM, CORRUPTION REIGNS SUPREME NOW PERPETUATED BY JUDGE JOYCE KIMBLER, CARRYING ON A FAMILY TRADITION!

SHOCKING "NO-NEWS" REPORTED IN THE MEDINA GASSETTE 

AS MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE FULLY AWARE, THE MEDINA GASSETTE, THE ORACLE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLIKKKRAT PARTY, HAS DEVELOPED A WELL-EARNED REPUTATION FOR PUBLISHING NO NEWS.

IN FACT, THE MASTHEAD OF THE PRINT EDITION OF THE MEDINA GASSETTE PROCLAIMS,  "NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS!, THE MANTRA OF THE MEDINA REPUBLKKKRAT PARTY.

IN KEEPING WITH THE TRADITION OF PROMOTING THE AGENDA OF FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE GASSETTE PUBLISHED A NO-NEWS ARTICLE ON DECEMBER 30, 2016.

THE GASSETTE ARTICLE, CAPTIONED "NEW TRIAL SOUGHT IN VEHICULAR ASSAULT" CAN BE FOUND ONLINE AT http://www.medina-gazette.com/Medina-County/2016/12/30/New-trial-sought-in-vehicular-homicide.html

THE ARTICLE REPORTS THAT CITIZEN KEIR McQUISTAN IS SEEKING A NEW TRIAL AFTER BEING CONVICTED IN A BENCH TRIAL PROSECUTED BY MAGISTRATE MUSTAFAH FAOUQUOD RAZAVI !!!

ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE, JUDGE JOYCE KIMBLE HAS CHOSEN TO PERPETUATE CORRUPTION IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM BY HIRING RAZAVI, A FORMER KNUCKLE-DRAGGING ASS PROSECUTOR HELD OVER FROM THE REGIME OF FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN.

THE FACT THAT JUDGE KIMBLER HIRED RAZAVI, A GENUINE SCUMBAG WITH NO INTEGRITY AT ALL, IS SHOCKING ENOUGH!

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY VERY WELL RECALL A PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG IN WHICH THE BLOGGER DETAILED THAT, WHILE THE BLOGGER HAD BEEN TESTIFYING IN A SHAM SUPPRESSION HEARING HELD (IN 4 PARTS) BEFORE PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "WEASELEPCKER" COLLIER, RAZAVI WAS SEATED IN THE PEANUT GALLERY.

WHILE THE BLOGGER WAS TESTIFYING IN THE CASE OF THE INNOCENT MAN RAILROADED BY COLLIER AND HOE-MAN, PROFILED AT THIS BLOG, RAZAVI WAS GIVING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER THE "THUMBS UP" SIGNAL THROUGHOUT!!!

THIS IS BUT ONE EXAMPLE DEMONSTRATING THE BOTH RAZAVI AND "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ARE IRREDEEMABLE SCUMBAGS!

MUSTAFAH FAOUQUOD RAZAVI IS NO STRANGER TO PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT

NEEDLESS TO SAY, PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT, THE OFFICIAL OFFICE POLICY OF FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, WAS NOT AN ALIEN CONCEPT TO RAZAVI, WHO ALWAYS DID HIS BEST TO TRAMPLE ON THE RIGHTS OF INNOCENT CITIZENS.

FOLLOWING ARE EXCERPTS FROM A DECISION BY THE NINTH DISTRICT COURT OF APPEALS, CASE NO. 2013-OHIO-4407, EXPRESSLY DIRECTED AT RAZAVI:

ASSIGNMENT OF ERROR XIII

DESPITE PREVIOUS WARNINGS FROM THIS APPELLATE COURT IN

HARTMAN I, THE STATE COMMITTED REVERSIBLE ERROR BY

REPEATED ACTS OF PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT THAT

PERVADED THE ENTIRE TRIAL AND AGAIN DENIED HARTMAN A

FAIR TRIAL, BY ASSERTING FACTS THE EVIDENCE CONTRADICTED,

DENIGRATING HARTMAN AND HIS DEFENSE COUNSEL, AND

ASSERTING PERSONAL OPINIONS.

{¶15} Mr. Hartman asserts in his thirteenth assignment of error that he was denied his
constitutionally protected right to a fair trial because of misconduct by the prosecutor. Viewing the entirety of the prosecutors’ closing argument in the context of the entire trial, we agree. 

 {¶16} We note that in the prior appeal, Mr. Hartman alleged prosecutorial misconductduring his first trial. See Hartman, 2012-Ohio-745, at ¶ 28. We stated that we had “addressed similar issues in other recent opinions and are confident that the issues will not be repeated should Mr. Hartman be retried.” Id.    [WRONG!!!]

{¶17} . . . However, “the prosecution must avoid insinuations and assertions which are
calculated to mislead the jury.” Smith at 14. Additionally, “[i]t is improper for an attorney to express his personal belief or opinion as to the credibility of a witness or as to the guilt of the accused.” Id. Moreover, “[i]t is improper [for the prosecution] to denigrate defense counsel in the jury’s presence.” State v. Davis, 116 Ohio St.3d 404, 2008-Ohio-2, ¶ 304. “[A] conviction based solely on the inflammation of fears and passions, rather than proof of guilt, requires reversal * * *.” State v. Williams, 23 Ohio St.3d 16, 20 (1986). 

{¶19} Unfortunately, we face a similar situation in the instant matter. While there are
several improper (and unobjected to) comments from the State during its initial closing argument (asserting that the testimony of a defense witness was disingenuous and not credible and that defense theories were preposterous and essentially garbage), the improper comments and inferences continued to mount during the State’s rebuttal.The record reflects that the State’s rebuttal is rife with argument that is disrespectful and disparaging of defense counsel, defense witnesses, and defense theories of the case. The tone is clearly inflammatory. The State repeatedly impugns the integrity of defense counsel, accusing her of (1) mischaracterizing the evidence, (2) telling the jury “everything about the evidence that it was not[,]” and (3) seeking to intentionally mislead the jury. Additionally, the State accuses defense witnesses and defense
counsel of lying. 

{¶20} Thus, the State repeatedly argued that witnesses were lying, that defense theories were ridiculous, and that defense counsel was mischaracterizing the evidence. . . . . We note that even the State’s concluding remarks are problematic: the State summarized stating that “[n]othing, nothing they have presented to you makes any sense whatsoever with regard to innocence. Nothing. We have presented you * * * nothing but evidence of guilt in this case.” It is well established that “prosecutors may not invade the realm of the jury by, for example, stating their personal beliefs regarding guilt and credibility, or alluding to matters outside the record.” (Internal quotations and citations omitted.) Akron v. McGuire, 9th Dist. Summit No. 24638, 2009–Ohio–4661, ¶ 13.

{¶25} In light of the foregoing, we conclude that the prosecutor’s improper remarks prejudicially affected the substantial rights of Mr. Hartman. Accordingly, we sustain Mr.Hartman’s thirteenth assignment of error.

SO MUCH FOR RAZAVI'S COMPLETE LACK OF INTEGRITY.  THE BLOGGER HAS TO QUESTION THE INTEGRITY OF JUDGE KIMBLER, WHO HIRED THIS MORON RAZAVI TO "RESOLVE" CASES IN "HER" COURT!

HERE'S THE RUB

FIRSTLY, LET'S LOOK AT AN ENTRY MADE BY JUDGE KIMBLER PRIOR TO THE TIME MR. McQUISTAN'S CASE WAS CALLED FOR TRIAL:

DID YOU, THE READERS TAKE NOTE OF THE FACT THAT RAZAVI WAS THE ASSISTANT PROSECUTOR IN THIS CASE BEFORE BEING HIRED AS JUDGE KIMBLER'S MAGISTRATE?

APPARENTLY JUDGE JOYCE KIMBLER DOES NOT RECOGNIZE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST, EVEN WHEN IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO BITE HER ON THE BUTT!

FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN VIEWS THE PREJUDICE AGAINST McQUISTAN AS BEING "JUST PEACHY!"

THE MEDINA GASSETTE, HERETOFORE A USEFUL TOOL OF FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN TO POISON MEDINA COUNTY JURY POOLS WITH HIS FALSE, FRAUDULENT, AND PREJUDICIAL "PRESS" RELEASES (IT IS QUESTIONABLE WHETHER THE MEDINA GASSETTE CAN RIGHTFULLY BE CALLED THE "PRESS"), HAS ONCE AGAIN COME TO HOE-MAN'S DEFENSE.

THE GASSETTE ARTICLE DUTIFULLY REPORTED HOE-MAN'S BULLSHIT CLAIM, REPRODUCED BELOW:

County Prosecutor Dean Holman filed a motion to strike the motion to vacate, stating “the defendant’s brief is so baseless that it must be struck.”

ANYTIME HOE-MAN CLAIMS AN ISSUE IS "BASELESS," 
READERS CAN DAMN WELL BE ASSURED THERE IS MERIT IN THE ISSUE(S) THAT HOE-MAN TRIES TO BRUSH ASIDE.  EXAMPLES ARE MANIFOLD!

IT APPEARS THAT JUDGE JOYCE KIMBLER HAS BEEN ANOINTED TO CARRY THE TORCH OF THE DEMO WING OF THE MEDINA REPUBLIKKKRAT PARTY TO PERPETUATE PUBLIC CORRUPTION IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM, CARRYING ON WHERE FORMER MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN HAS LEFT OFF!

HERE'S A TIP FOR THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY: THOROUGHLY CHECK THE TRANSCRIPT FOR THE USUAL AND CUSTOMARY UNLAWFUL MATERIAL ALTERATIONS!