READERS SHOULD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER HOW A HORSE'S ASS FROM THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE "FIGHTS" CRIME IN MEDINA COUNTY!!! YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG HAVE LEARNED THAT, BY POPULAR ACCLAIM, MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER HAS PROMOTED NORTH ROYALTON POLICE SERGEANT AND INSTANTLY APPOINTED SHERIFF'S "CRAPTAIN," "LYING" PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) TO THE HIGHLY PRIZED POSITION OF THE SHERIFF'S MAJOR (F@@KUP).

AS THE BLOGGER HAS PREVIOUSLY POINTED OUT, CENTER(D) LACKS ANY CREDIBLE LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE AND CREDENTIALS. AS IF THE ALLEGED "PRESS CONFERENCE" CENTNER(D) CONDUCTED IN JULY WASN'T ENOUGH, WHERE CENTNER(D) OFFERED HIS FACTUALLY UNSUPPORTED CONTENTION THAT BRYON MACRON TOOK HIS OWN LIFE CASTING HIMSELF INTO THE WATERS OF CHIPPEWA LAKE POST-MORTEM, READERS NEED TO LOOK ONLY AT CENTNER(D)'S LATEST F@@CKUP!

A READER DREW THE BLOGGER'S ATTENTION TO A RECENT POST BY CENTNER(D) PUBLISHED AT THE SHERIFF'S FACEBOOK PAGE, SHOWN BELOW:

CAN ANYONE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS???  TAXPAYERS ARE ACTUALLY PAYING THIS NUMB-NUTS FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT "SERVICES" TO MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS?

CENTNER(D)'S FACEBOOK POST. SHOWN ABOVE, DEMONSTRATES JUST HOW CLUELESS THIS MORON REALLY IS, AND TO THINK THAT SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER VESTED RESPONSIBILITY IN CENTER(D) TO "STUPIDVISE" THE SO-CALLED (NON) INVESTIGATION OF THE OBVIOUS MURDER OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON !!!  THIS JERK CAN'T HANDLE A SIMPLE FRAUD COMPLAINT MUCH LESS A HOMICIDE.

PERHAPS IT IS A WORTHWHILE ENDEAVOR TO PARSE THE CONTENT OF "LYING" CENTNER(D)'S FACEBOOK POST, SHOWN ABOVE, TO GET A FULL APPRECIATION OF THE LEVEL OF CENTNER(D)'S SHEER STUPIDITY.

WE NEED TO GO TO THE ESSENCE OF "LYING" CENTNER(D)'S FACEBOOK POST:

"THIS IS A SCAM (NO PUNCTUATION) PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR IT AND SEND YOU HARD (AGAIN NO PUNCTUATION) EARNED  MONEY TO THESE CRIMINALS."

NOW, THE BLOGGER TAKES NO ISSUE WITH CENTNER(D)'S ASSESSMENT THAT THIS IS A SCAM (A CRIME) AND THE PERSONS ENGAGED IN THE ACTIVITY ARE CRIMINALS.  SO FAR SO GOOD.

THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION ARISES AS TO WHAT "LYING" CENTNER(D) DID IN RESPONSE TO THE REPORT OF A CRIME AND COMPARE HIS RESPONSE WITH THE MANNER IN WHICH THE REAL POLICE WOULD DEAL WITH THE SAME REPORTED CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.

LET'S LOOK AT HOW "LYING" PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) SCREWED UP THIS SIMPLE FRAUD COMPLAINT

BY HIS OWN ADMISSION, CENTNER(D) PLACED A PHONE CALL TO THE SCAMMER'S PHONE NUMBER AND, AFTER CHECKING THE EMPLOYEE ROSTER OF THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE TO DETERMINE WHETHER DEPUTY PREDY AND CAPT. PAMELA BREWER WERE ACTIVE EMPLOYEES OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE. THAT IS CERTAINLY REASONABLE. YOU CAN NEVER TELL WHEN THE SHERIFF MIGHT HIRE ANOTHER UNQUALIFIED "CAPTAIN" LIKE CENTNER(D).

ONCE CENTNER(D) ALLEGEDLY FIGURED OUT THIS WAS AN APPARENT SCAM, ALTHOUGH YOU NEVER KNOW WHETHER THIS "SCAM" IS A DEVIOUS ATTEMPT BY CENTNER(D) TO COVER A SHORTFALL IN HIS MORTGAGE PAYMENTS (HE HAS BEEN FORECLOSED BEFORE), CENTNER(D) TOOK THE BOLD MEASURE OF POSTING A WARNING ON FACEBOOK.

THAT WAS IT !!! THOSE ARE YOUR WASTED LAW ENFORCEMENT  TAX DOLLARS NOT "AT WORK."

ISN'T THAT JUST SPECIAL?

LET'S NEXT EXAMINE HOW REAL POLICE WOULD HANDLE THIS RELATIVELY STRAIGHTFORWARD, SIMPLE FRAUD COMPLAINT

READERS SHOULD REALIZE THAT NONE OF THIS IS ROCKET SCIENCE AND CAN EASILY BE ACCOMPLISHED BY ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN.

FOLLOWING IS A BRIEF STEP-BY-STEP THAT SHOULD TAKE A COMPETENT POLICE OFFICE VERY LITTLE TIME AND EFFORT TO ACCOMPLISH:

1) IDENTIFY THE PERSON TO WHOM PHONE NUMBER HAS BEEN ISSUED; IF A LANDLINE, THE PERMANENT LOCATION OF THE PHONE: IF A CELL PHONE THE BILLING ADDRESS OF THE SUBSCRIBER.

2) OBTAIN A SUBPOENA FOR THE RECORDS OF THE SUSPECT TELEPHONE NUMBER AND IDENTIFY POTENTIAL VICTIMS OF THE SCAM THROUGH THE RECORDS.

3) INTERVIEW AND OBTAIN STATEMENTS FROM VICTIMS. THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES AND CENTNER(D) BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE TO ACTUALLY LEAVE THE OFFICE AND SPEAK WITH PEOPLE.

4) SECURE ARREST WARRANT(S) FOR THE SUSPECTS ( PRESUMING THESE OFFICERS 1) UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF PROBABLE CAUSE AND 2) THEY HAVE SUFFICIENT SKILLS TO GATHER EVIDENCE IN SUPPORT OF PROBABLE CAUSE).

5) OBTAIN AND EXECUTE A SEARCH WARRANT AT THE RESIDENCE OF THE OFFENDER AND GATHER FURTHER EVIDENCE OF THE SCHEME. (THEY REALLY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SHOWING PROBABLE CAUSE HERE, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHO DOESN'T COMPREHEND THE CONCEPT OF PROBABLE CAUSE EITHER, WILL SIGN ANYTHING PUT BEFORE HIM AS HE'S PREOCCUPIED FONDLING DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE.)

THAT IS HOW REAL POLICE WOULD HANDLE THIS SIMPLE FRAUD COMPLAINT, SETTING ASIDE THE NEED FOR ANY FOLLOW-UP ATTENTION THAT MAY BE REQUIRED REQUIRED POST-ARREST.

CENTNER(D)'S CLOSING REMARK IS A REAL HOOT!

IN HIS CLOSING REMARK, "LYING" PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) HAS MADE THE REALLY LAUGHABLE SUGGESTION:

"FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE REAL MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE."

THE BLOGGER WOULD SUGGEST AN EVEN BETTER ALTERNATIVE.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF A CRIME AND WANT SOMETHING DONE ABOUT IT, YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF TO CALL THE REAL POLICE!