SO IT IS WITH LOCAL MAN ABOUT TOWN AND MEDINA TWIT, CLIFF DWELLER. CLIFF DWELLER HAS TAKEN TO THE FACEBOOK PAGE OF THE MEDINA GASSETTE, WHERE NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS, TO EXPRESS HIS UNFOUNDED OPINIONS ABOUT THE FACT THAT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR FORREST THOMPSON HAS CEDED HIS JURISDICTION TO BCI TO FURTHER THE INVESTIGATION OF THE OBVIOUS HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.
FROM HIS PUBLIC COMMENTS, IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THIS CLIFF DWELLER IS NOT PARTICULARLY FOND OF BCI. HOWEVER, THE BLOGGER HAS TO QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF CLIFF DWELLER'S OPINIONS GIVEN THE FACT THAT HE OBVIOUSLY RELIES ON THE MEDINA GASSETTE AS THE SOURCE OF HIS “NEWS.”
A READER HAS FORWARDED AN EXCHANGE BETWEEN CLIFF DWELLER AND OTHER CITIZENS, WHICH DEMONSTRATE THAT HE IS WOEFULLY MISINFORMED..
UNDOUBTEDLY CLIFF DWELLER, DELIGHTED BY THE FACT HE HAS MOVED UP IN THE WORLD FROM THE HOLLOWS OF WEST VIRGINIA TO COSMOPOLITAN MEDINA COUNTY WHERE SHOES ARE A NECESSARY DAILY FASHION ACCESSORY, BELIEVES HIMSELF TO BE FULLY INFORMED IN ALL MATTERS RELATED TO CRIME AND CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS, LIKELY DUE TO HIS CONSUMPTION OF TV COP DRAMAS SUCH HAWAII FIVE-O ( JUST LIKE SHERIFF’S MAJOR (F@@KUP) LYING PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D)).
SHOWN BELOW ARE EXCERPTS FROM CLIFF DWELLER'S POSTS. THIS TWIT IS A REAL HOOT, AS READERS SHALL SOON SEE!
HERE IS A LITTLE MORE FROM CLIFF DWELLER, AFTER HE TOOK A BREAK TO WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE OF HAWAII FIVE-O AND AFTER SNACKING ON A COUPLE OF MOON PIES AND GUZZLING A QUART OR TWO OF MOUNTAIN DEW.
WELL, IT IS CERTAINLY CLEAR THAT CLIFF DWELLER HAS A RECTUM AND AN OPINION, POORLY FORMED AS IT MAY BE.
LET'S EXAMINE CLIFF DWELLER'S OPINIONS AND CLAIMS TO SEE IF THEY HOLD WATER.
FIRSTLY, HE REFERS TO SOME "CRACKPOT" WHO WAS GOING TO SOLVE THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON "IN NO-TIME." FURTHER, ACCORDING TO CLIFF DWELLER, "IT'S A PUBLICLY STATED FACT."
WITHOUT HAVING TO TAX THE PATIENCE OF THE READERS, CLIFF DWELLER HAS BEEN UNABLE TO CITE TO ANY SPECIFIC SOURCE OF HIS ALLEGED "INFORMATION." HOWEVER, CLIFF DWELLER, RATHER THAN POINTING TO ANY AUTHORITATIVE GROUNDS FOR HIS MISPLACED "OPINION," ALTHOUGH HE CLAIMS TO KNOW IT ALL, FALLS BACK ON A BULLSHIT LINE HE TOOK DIRECTLY FROM AN EPISODE OF HAWAII FIVE-O.
WELL, ISN'T THAT SPECIAL? CLIFF DWELLER CLAIMS TO HAVE "MANY SOURCES . . . FROM DAY ONE." CURIOUSLY, CLIFF DWELLER IS UNABLE TO NAME AT LEAST ONE OF HIS "MANY SOURCES." SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF BULLSHIT TO THE BLOGGER!
CLIFF DWELLER CERTAINLY GIVES THE IMPRESSION THAT HE IS A TYPICAL DYED-IN-THE-WOOL REPUBLICRAT WHO INDISCRIMINATELY VOTES THE PARTY TICKET, THAT IS IF HE VOTES AT ALL.
NOW, CLIFF DWELLER APPARENTLY REFERS TO THE BLOGGER AS "SOME CRACKPOT," THIS SEEMS TO BE A CLASSIC CASE OF THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE "BLACK." NEVERTHELESS, CLIFF DWELLER IS CERTAINLY ENTITLED TO HIS UNINFORMED OPINION AND HAS THE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO EXPRESS IT . . . AT LEAST FOR THE MOMENT.
THIS TWIT CLAIMS THAT "SOME CRACKPOT . . . PUBLICLY STATED" (WITHOUT ATTRIBUTION) WOULD "SOLVE (THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON) "IN NO TIME."
CLIFF DWELLER SEEMS TO HAVE CONFUSED HIS PURPORTED "FACTS."
SETTING THAT ASIDE, HOW DOES CLIFF DWELLER KNOW THAT THE BLOGGER HAS NOT SOLVED THIS HOMICIDE? THE ANSWER IS THAT HE HAS NOT RECEIVED ANY SUCH INFORMATION FROM HIS "MANY SOURCES," OR HE HASN'T LEARNED THE POTENTIAL FACTS FROM HIS ONLY AUTHORITATIVE "NEWS" SOURCE, THE MEDINA GASSETTE, WHERE NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS.
WOULDN'T THIS KNOW-IT-ALL, SELF-IMPORTANT TWIT BE SURPRISED IF HE WERE TO LEARN THAT THE BLOGGER, A "CRACKPOT" IN HIS UNINFORMED OPINION, HAS IDENTIFIED, TO A REASONABLE DEGREE OF CERTAINTY, THE TWO INDIVIDUALS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER OF BRYON MACRON?
DO YOU, THE READERS, SUSPECT THAT CLIFF DWELLER MIGHT BE SURPRISED IF HE LEARNED THAT THESE FINE "PUBLIC SERVANTS" ARE COVERING UP THE MURDER AND OBSTRUCTING ANY COMPETENT INQUIRY INTO BRYON MACRON'S MURDER FOR FEAR THAT OTHER INFORMATION AND EVIDENCE OF IMPROPRIETY, UNRELATED TO THE HOMICIDE, MAY COME BUBBLING TO THE SURFACE?
THAT MAY VERY WELL BE A GOOD BET!
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE BLOGGER MAY WELL HAVE POSSIBLY SOLVED THE MURDER OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON?
AT BEST, THE ONLY THING THAT CLIFF DWELLER, JUST YOUR ORDINARY MEDINA COUNTY TWIT, CAN DO IS SIT BACK, CONTINUE TO GUZZLE MOUNTAIN DEW, BINGE-WATCH EPISODES OF HAWAII FIVE-O, AND PORE OVER THE PAGES OF THE MEDINA GASSETTE FOR THE ANSWERS TO THESE HYPOTHETICALS! UNLESS, OF COURSE, CLIFF CAN GLEAN THE ANSWERS FROM HIS MANY UNNAMED "SOURCES."
BOTTOMS UP, CLIFF! HAVE ANOTHER MOUNTAIN DEW AND ANOTHER MOON PIE OR TWO!
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