"WEASELPPECKER" COLLIER JOINS THE REVELERS CELEBRATING THE NIGHT OF THE GHOSTS AND GOBLINS!

TONIGHT IS HALLOWEEN NIGHT, THE NIGHT THAT KIDS OF ALL AGES CELEBRATE THE NIGHT OF GHOSTS AND GOBLINS.  OF COURSE, THERE IS ANY NUMBER OF HALLOWEEN PARTIES TO ATTEND BY COSTUMED PARTY GOERS.

AS USUAL, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER WITH BENEFITS AND MISTRESS, DONNA GARRITY ARE NO EXCEPTION.

THIS YEAR PRESENTED "WEASELPECKER" WITH A REAL DILEMMA, CHOOSING THE APPROPRIATE COSTUME FOR THE EVENING'S CELEBRATIONS.

FORTUNATELY FOR "WEASELPECKER," AFTER MUCH INDECISION, HE WAS ABLE TO NARROW THE NUMBER OF POTENTIAL COSTUME CHOICES FROM 20 DOWN TO ONLY 2 POSSIBLE CHOICES SHOWN BELOW.

AFTER HAVING BEEN PRESENTED WITH 20 POTENTIAL COSTUME CHOICES FOR A PERSON OF HIS STATION, "WEAELPECKER" HAS BEEN LOOKING TO CHOOSE EITHER OF THE COSTUMSE SHOWN BELOW:

FIRSTLY, WE HAVE:

WHILE THIS COSTUME IS MORE THAN FITTING, "WEASELPECKER" DECIDED HE DID NOT WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY AS A PACK OF CIGARETTES. AFTER ALL, WHILE HE MAY SMOKE CERTAIN SUBSTANCES, HE DOESN'T LIKE TO CREATE THE IMAGE THAT HE IS A SMOKER OF TOBACCO.

AT LONG LAST WE GET TO "WEASELPECKER'S" FINAL OPTION, ONE UPON WHICH HE SETTLED AS MOST SUITABLE:

NOW "WEASELPECKER," A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG, THOUGHT THIS COSTUME DEPICTS HIM AS A TOILET-BOWL BRUSH, OR SOMETHING REASONABLY SIMILAR, HE FELT GOOD WITH HIS CHOICE.

OF COURSE, IT SHOULD BE MORE THAN APPROPRIATE, GIVEN THE SEASON, TO SHOW YOU, THE READERS, THE CHOSEN COSTUME OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE MIKE COSTELO, A REAL WEENIE WHO BELIEVES IT IS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO SPY ON LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP FIREFIGHTERS IN VARYING STATES OF UNDRESS.

THERE YOU HAVE IT, DEAR READERS. SOME, BUT NOT ALL, OF MEDINA COUNTY'S FINE "PUBLIC SERVANTS," VENTURING OUT IN CHARACTER TO CELEBRATE THE EVENING.