MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE UNABLE TO SOLVE ANOTHER HOMICIDE . . . UH, SUICIDE OF A BURNED CORPSE!!!!!

THE “SUMMER’S EVE” DEFECTIVES AT THE MEDINA COUNRY SHERIFF’S OFFICE HAVE, ONCE AGAIN, DEMONSTRATED THEIR COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE, WHICH COMES AS NO SURPRISE TO THE BLOGGER.

HERE’S THE SCOOP!

THE MEDINA GASSETTE, WHOSE MOTTO IS “NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,” IDENTIFIED THE HUMAN REMAINS RECOVERED FROM A BURNED AUTO AS A BELLEVUE, OHIO MAN WHO IS ALLEGED TO HAVE FAMILY IN MEDINA COUNTY.

ON MAY 21, 2019, FIRE PERSONNEL FROM CHATHAM AND MORONS FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE WERE DISPATCHED TO A CAR FIRE OFF OF ROUTE 83.  THE  SHERIFF’S MORONS WERE FIRST TO ARRIVE AND DECIDED TO ROAST MARSHMALLOWS WHILE WAITING FOR FIRE PERSONNEL TO RESPOND.

AFTER THE MARSHMALLOWS WERE ALL GONE AND THE FIRE EXTINGUISHED, FIRE PERSONNEL  OBSERVED A HUMAN BODY LOCATED WITHIN THE AUTO.  AT THIS JUNCTURE, ACCORDING TO THE GASSETTE ARTICLE, FIRE PERSONNEL WITHDREW AND TURNED OVER THE SCENE TO SHERIFF’S DEFECTIVES, THE FIRST MISSTEP.

THE SHERIFF’S DEFECTIVES WERE DISPATCHED FROM DUNKIN DONUTS TO THE SCENE OF THE FIRE AND PROMPTLY DEDUCED IT SURE LOOKED LIKE A BURNED BODY IN THE CAR, ALTHOUGH THEY COULDN'T BE CERTAIN.

ACCORDING TO THE GASSETTE ARTICLE, FOUND AT http://www.medina-gazette.com/Cops-and-Courts/2019/06/05/Burned-body-identified-in-Chatham-Township.html#comments-show-201906050021 , THE SHERIFF’S DEFECTIVES TRANSFERRED THE BODY AND THE BURNED-OUT AUTO TO THE CUYAHOGA COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINER.

APPARENTLY THESE DEFECTIVES WANTED TO KNOW IF THE AUTO COULD PASS E-CHECK TESTING BEFORE BEING RELEASED TO THE FAMILY!

KEN BACA, THE CHIEF DEPUTY, RELEASED ANOTHER POSITIVELY BRILLIANT STATEMENT TO THE GASSETTE:

“THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE FEELS THAT NO FOUL PLAY WAS INVOLVED.”

THIS HAS TO BE A MISPRINT. BACA CLEARLY MEANT THERE WAS NO “FOWL” PLAY INVOLVED, MEANING THAT NONE OF THOSE OUTLAWED FREE-RANGE CHICKENS HAD BEEN INVOLVED IN THE INCIDENT.  THAT CLAIM HAS SINCE BEEN VERIFIED BY THE SHERIFF’S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD.

DOES THIS SOUND ALL TOO FAMILIAR? DO YOU, THE READERS, RECALL THE INFAMOUS “PRESS CONFERENCE” WHERE SHERIFF’s MAJOR (F@@KUP) PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) EFFECTIVELY ANNOUNCED TO THE WORLD THAT LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON, TRULY THE VICTIM OF A HOMICIDE, HAD BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS OWN DEATH.

THIS MOST RECENT CASE IS JUST MORE OF THE SAME. DO THESE MORONS BELIEVE THE DECEASED FELL ASLEEP IN HIS CAR WITH A LIT CIGARETTE OR, BETTER YET, SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED?

INTERESTINGLY, IN THE SAME ARTICLE IN WHICH BACA DENIED ANY “FOWL” PLAY, THE COUNTY CORONER REFERS TO THE DECEASED AS A “VICTIM.”  WHICH IS IS IT?  IF THE DECEASED WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS OWN DEATH, HE CERTAINLY COULD NOT BE CHARACTERIZED AS A “VICTIM.”

HERE’S THE BOTTOM LINE.  THE ONLY CRIMES THESE MORONS CAN “SOLVE” ARE THE CRIMES OF THEIR OWN INVENTION, WHICH THEY CREATE BY AND THROUGH THEIR MISCONDUCT, DESTRUCTION OF EVIDENCE, FABRICATION OF EVIDENCE, AND OUTRIGHT FABRICATION OF ALLEGED “FACTS.”

MEDINA COUNTY HAS QUICKLY BECOME THE PLACE TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER!