Monday, April 6, 2015

HUMANE TREATMENT OR CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT AS A MATTER OF PUBLIC POLICY IN MEDINA COUNTY ?

FOLLOWING IS REASON #2 TO NOT HOLD THS TRIAL, OR ANY OTHER TRIAL IN MEDINA COUNTY.



2.         The Conduct of Future Proceedings, Including the Trial, in Cuyahoga County Will Eliminate the Threat of Witness Intimidation, Retaliation, and Further Physical Violence From the Medina County Prosecutor’s Office and Medina County Sheriff’s Deputies.   





The  State, by and through the bad faith conduct, in fact misconduct, of the Medina County Prosecutor’s Office and the Medina County Sheriff’s Office, has exhibited unbridled animus toward Mr. Hartman, his family, and defense counsel throughout the course of the prior proceedings in this case.

A.        The Deliberate Refusal of the Medina County Sheriff’s Office to Provide Timely and Adequate Medical Treatment to Mr. Hartman for a Life-Threatening Illness, While Confined in the Medina County Jail, Speaks to the Animus of the Medina County Sheriff’s Office Toward Mr. Hartman                                                          



During trial proceedings at his second trial, Matthew Hartman complained of pain and swelling at his left thigh, and sought medical treatment.  During the initial treatment, the attending physician recommended additional medical testing, which Mr. Hartman deferred so as not to impede the progress of his trial. As trial progressed, however, the level of pain and swelling increased.

            Mr. Hartman was convicted by jury on May 18, 2012, whereupon the Court ordered him remanded to the custody of the Medina County Jail.  During his post-conviction confinement at the Medina County Jail, Mr. Hartman’s physical condition and health continued to decline.  Personnel of the Medina County Sheriff’s Office were indifferent to Mr. Hartman’s medical needs and, on more than one occasion, Mr. Hartman’s counsel requested the intervention of this Court to obtain medical treatment for Mr. Hartman.

            On or about May 20, 2012, Mr. Hartman was conveyed by Medina County Sheriff’s to the Medina General Hospital Emergency Room, where the attending physician ruled out a blood clot in the left leg, without any further medical treatment.  Mr. Hartman was returned to the Medina County Jail, with physician’s orders that Mr. Hartman be returned to the hospital in the event that his condition worsened.

            Mr. Hartman’s condition continued to deteriorate. Swelling and pain increased to the level that Mr. Hartman became delirious. Sheriff’s personal refused to return him to the Medina General Hospital, contrary to physician’s orders, and repeatedly derided Mr. Hartman as a “faker.”

            On May 24, 2012, the Court conducted a sentencing hearing and imposed sentence on Mr. Hartman. At the conclusion of the hearing, Mr. Hartman’s counsel again sought the Court’s intervention in obtaining medical treatment for Mr. Hartman.  Specifically, Mr. Hartman’s Counsel requested the Court to order the Medina County Sheriff’s Office to convey Mr. Hartman directly to the hospital for medical treatment.  The Court refused the request, and stated the belief that the Medina County Sheriff was qualified to the medical need of Mr. Hartman.  The court’s confidence was misplaced.

            Following the sentencing hearing, Mr. Hartman’s medical status deteriorated rapidly and he became desperately ill.  Sheriff’s Office corrections and contract medical personnel, including the Medina County Sheriff, refused Mr. Hartman access to medical treatment.  Ultimately, Mr. Hartman’s mother sought intervention from political figures in Medina County.  Those figures prevailed upon Sheriff Hassinger to take some action on behalf of Mr. Hartman.

            As a result, the Sheriff personally proceeded to the pod where Mr. Hartman was being held and observed his physical condition.  Sheriff Hassinger, upon observing Mr. Hartman’s condition, ordered Mr. Hartman to be conveyed immediately to the Emergency Room at the Medina General Hospital.  The Sheriff later conceded that, when he observed Mr. Hartman’s condition, he feared that Mr. Hartman may very well have died upon the premises of the County Jail.

            Mr. Hartman was finally conveyed to the Medina General Hospital, where he was diagnosed with abscess to the left thigh, sepsis due to abscess, leukocytosis due to the abscess, thrombocytosis due to the abscess, acute kidney injury due to the abscess, shock likely septic in nature due to the untreated abscess, and anemia.  Concerns included exposure to MRSA exposure in the prison setting.

            Mr. Hartman hovered near death and, on the morning that surgeons intended to amputate his left leg, Mr. Hartman began responding to treatment.  In fact, while Mr. Hartman remained hospitalized, near death and under guard, certain Sheriff’s Office personnel continued to mock and deride Mr. Hartman.

            Mr. Hartman remained hospitalized for ten weeks due to complications arising from his medical condition, for which he had been denied treatment while confined at the Medina County Jail.  Mr. Hartman has compiled a complete set of his medical records, which are available to the Court for inspection.

Moreover, the Medina County Sheriff’s Office barred Mr. Hartman’s family from visitation as he hovered near death at Medina General Hospital. See 2/11/2013 Petition to Vacate and Set Aside Judgment of Conviction and Sentence in Second Trial.       

The Supreme Court has interpreted the Eighth Amendment's proscription against cruel and unusual punishment as imposing a duty upon the States, through the Fourteenth Amendment, "to provide adequate medical care to incarcerated individuals." Boyce v. Moore, 314 F.3d 884, 888-89 (7th Cir.2002) (citing Estelle v. Gamble, 429 U.S. 97, 103, 97 S.Ct. 285, 50 L.Ed.2d 251 (1976)).

            The failure of the Medina County Sheriff’s Office to provide timely, adequate medical treatment to Mr. Hartman, whose very life had been threatened by his untreated medical condition, which the Medina County Sheriff’s Office corrections and contract medical personnel deliberately ignored, deprived Mr. Hartman of his constitutional protections guaranteed by the Eighth and Fourteenth Amendments to the United States Constitution and demonstrates the animus of the Medina County Sheriff’s Office.

Friday, April 3, 2015

REASON #1 TO NOT CONDUCT THIS, OR ANY OTHER TRIAL, IN MEDINA COUNTY

LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S COURT REPORTER, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, EVEN THOUGH SHE MAY NOT BE THE ASSIGNED COURT REPORTER, OWNS THE WHOLE ENCHILADA.  SHE CAN, AND DOES, HAVE THE ABILITY TO EDIT AND MATERIALLY ALTER ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF MEDINA COURT REPORTERS, INC.  SHE'S THE OWNER!


      Neither the Court nor Mr. Hartman Can Expect to Receive Accurate, Unaltered Transcripts From Any Future Proceedings That May Be Conducted in Medina County.             



The Court’s order, changing venue from Medina to Cuyahoga is likely to prevent unlawful tampering and material alterations to any future proceedings which may occur in this case should those proceedings be held in Medina County.  Donna Garrity’s Medina Court Reporters, Inc. is the only court reporting firm situated in Medina County.  Mr. Hartman has furnished the Court with ample evidence that Medina Court Reporters, Inc. has furnished materially altered transcripts as early as 2003, and as recently as October 28, 2013 when that firm issued a deliberately edited and materially altered transcript of Mr. Hartman’s bond hearing, deleting Dean Holman’s unequivocal identification of “the Leightons” as the sole alleged victims of the charged offense, to the exclusion of all other persons.  See Mr. Hartman’s Motion to Dismiss, pp. 30-32, Exhibits 58-60 (witness sworn statements supporting the deliberate transcript tampering).

THESE TWO JAGOFFS JUST DON'T QUIT ALTERING TRANSCRIPTS DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE BEEN OPENLY EXPOSED FOR THEIR UNLAWFUL CONDUCT  !
ARROGANCE TO THE EXTREME, OF COURSE OPERATING UNDER THE MISTAKEN BELIEF THEY ARE UNTOUCHABLE !!!

 

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN ASKS, "WANNA BUY A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN ? "


As shown in the prior post at this blog, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER have authorized the Clerk of Court to make the State's Motion for Reconsideration of Change of Venue Order available for public viewing.

At the same time, HOEMAN and LAPDOG COLLIER have issued strict orders to the Clerk of Court to prevent the public from viewing the defense opposition to the motion, captioned Defendant's Opposition to State's Motion to Reconsider.  After all, why would these two JAGOFFS, HOEMAN and LAPDOG COLLIER, want you, the public, to really learn of all of their egregious misconduct, driven by bad faith ?

THE ESSENCE OF THE STATE'S LAUGHABLE REASONS FOR TRYING TO KEEP THE THIRD TRIAL FOR THE SAME ALLEGED OFFENSE, FOLLOWING TWO REVERSALS IN THE COURT OF APPEALS DUE TO DELIBERATE PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT, IS FOUND IN THEIR BRIEF SEEKING JUDGE COSGROVE TO KEEP THE POTENTIAL THIRD TRIAL IN THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE & RAILROAD STATION:

"A TRIAL IN MEDINA COUNTY WOULD ALSO BETTER PROTECT HARTMAN'S RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL."

If you believe that, HOEMAN HAS A BRIDGE TO SELL YOU IN BROOKLYN, OVER THE HUDSON RIVER ! 

WHO DO THEY THINK BELIEVES THAT ?  THEY'VE ALREADY DELIBERATELY DEPRIVED HIM OF A FAIR TRIAL . . . TWICE.

THE FOLLOWING IS TAKEN FROM THE INTRODUCTION TO THE DEFENSE BRIEF, Defendant's Opposition to State's Motion to Reconsider, THAT HOEMAN AND LAPDOG COLLIER DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT YOU, THE PUBLIC, TO SEE.


The State has filed a Motion for Reconsideration of Change of Venue Order on February 6, 2014.  While the State posits its theories for the Court to reconsider its order, which prudently and appropriately moved venue to Cuyahoga County, the State’s motion certainly raises well founded suspicions of the State’s ulterior motives, none of which are to promote the fair and equitable administration of justice or securing Mr. Hartman a fair trial.  In fact, Mr. Hartman has been twice denied a fair trial in Medina County.



The Court should deny the state’s Motion on the following grounds:



1.         Neither the Court nor Mr. Hartman can expect to receive accurate, unaltered transcripts from any future proceedings that may be conducted in Medina County.


2.         The conduct of future proceedings, including the trial, if any, in Cuyahoga County will eliminate the threat of witness intimidation, retaliation, and further physical violence from the Medina County Prosecutor’s Office and Medina County Sheriff’s deputies.

A.                The deliberate refusal of the Medina County Sheriff’s Office to provide timely and adequate medical treatment to Mr. Hartman for a life-threatening illness, while confined in the Medina County Jail, speaks to the animus of the Medina County Sheriff’s Office toward Mr. Hartman.

B.        Sheriff’s deputy James Foraker assaulted Mr. Hartman, who had been handcuffed and shackled, without provocation in the stairwell of the Medina County courthouse, in an unprovoked attack.                                                                         

C.                 The Medina County assistant prosecutors will not be on hand at the Cuyahoga County courthouse to badger and intimidate witnesses in the case at bar.

D.        The Medina County Assistant Prosecutors will not be on hand at the Cuyahoga County Courthouse to badger, insult, harass, and intimidate Mr. Hartman’s family in the case at bar.


E.         Judge Collier will not be on hand at the Cuyahoga County courthouse to carry through on his threats to Inspector Hartman nor the Medina County Prosecutor to initiate a contrived prosecution.

3.         The logistics of the Medina County courthouse provides prosecutors the opportunity to prejudice the jury, which can overhear prosecutors’ remarks made in the narrow hallway adjacent and contiguous to the office of the judge’s secretary, where Medina County assistant prosecutors regularly and routinely congregate during court proceedings.

4.         The conduct of the trial, if any, at Cuyahoga County will not cause undue inconvenience to the parties and witnesses.

5.         The diversity of the jury pool in Cuyahoga County will serve to afford Mr. Hartman a fair trial should and promote the effective administration of justice, free from tampering.
 

EACH OF THE REASONS TO NOT TO CONDUCT THE TRIAL IN MEDINA , DELINEATED ABOVE, WILL BE EXPANDED UPON IN THE FOLLOWING POSTS AT THIS BLOG, THE VERY ISSUES THAT HOEMAN AND LAPDOG COLLIER ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL FROM YOU, THE PUBLIC.

Monday, March 30, 2015

LET'S TAKE A PEEK AT WHATEVER CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN AND ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER ARE NOW TRYING TO CONCEAL FROM PUBLIC VIEW!

Regular readers of this blog should by now recognizing a pattern.  Every time the prosecutors in this case file a brief, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER, Medina County's two leading JAGOFFS, give David Wadsworth, the Clerk of Courts, the nod to make the briefs available for public viewing.

When an opposing brief is filed by the defense, however, pointing out their UNETHICAL AND UNLAWFUL CONDUCT, the TWO JAGOFFS, HOEMAN AND LAPDOG refuse to permit Wadsworth from making the briefs unavailable to the general public.

THAT'S HOW THESE TWO JAGOFFS WORK.  WHAT YOU, THE PUBLIC, DON'T KNOW CAN'T HURT THESE  TWO JAGOFFS !

LET'S TAKE ANOTHER PEEK AT WHAT THESE TWO JAGOFFS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.

Presented below is an image depicting the latest docket entries in the case being profiled at this blog, already reversed twice due to PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT.



As you, the reader can see, the Clerk of Court makes the Motion for Reconsideration of Change of Venue Order available for public viewing.  To set the stage, Judge Patricia has scheduled the potential THIRD TRIAL ON THE SAME ALLEGED OFFENSE in Cuyahoga County. DINO HOEMAN for sure doesn't want that to happen.  The defendant might actually get a FAIR TRIAL in Cuyahoga County, which is contrary to all of the official practices and policies of the office of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN where PROSECUTORAL MISCONDUCT is encouraged and rewarded.

You can see that the OPPOSITION TO STATE'S MOTION TO RECONSIDER ORDER ON CHANGE OF VENUE  cannot be viewed.  Why, might you ask, do the TWO JAGOFFS, HOEMAN and his LAPDOG, "PUBLIUS" COLLIER wish to deprive you, the reader, of the facts contained therein?

The short answer is that they don't want you to know about the egregious persistent misconduct of these TWO JAGOFFS!

IN ACCORD WITH THE CONSTITUTIONAL MANDATE FOR OPEN AND PUBLIC TRIALS (THAT DOES NOT APPLY IN THE INDEPENDENT NATION OF MEDINA COUNTY),THE BLOGGER WILL REVEAL, ONCE AGAIN, THE INFORMATION THAT THE TWO JAGOFFS DON'T WANT YOU, THE PUBLIC, TO KNOW.

In the following posts at this blog, the Blogger will publish the content of the OPPOSITION TO STATE'S MOTION TO RECONSIDER ORDER ON CHANGE OF VENUE to reveal all of the reasons for moving this trial, and every other trial, to Cuahoga County.

Friday, March 27, 2015

LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S COURT REPORTER, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY PLACES 9-1-1 CALL TO THE FASHION POLICE!

Rumor has it the DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE AND COURT REPORTER IS FED UP !

After making countless trip to Victoria's Secret to shop for all of those sheer negligees that so appeal to LAPDOG COLLIER'S prurient interests, just what has she gotten besides the salami in return (setting aside the obvious)?

In exchange, she has had to sit day after day in LAPDOG COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, typing all of that conversation, much of which she was going the change and delete later.  Moreover, she has had to sit there before the bench with LAPDOG COLLIER leering at her and fondling his balls in his staid black robes.

Readers can research prior information about LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLER fondling his balls at a prior post at the blog, captioned LAPDOG COLLIER SEEN FONDLING HIS BALLS AT GOLF OUTING !! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2013/09/lapdog-collier-seen-fondling-his-balls.html


 "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY has had enough, as the rumor goes.  After much research and consideration, GARRITY has taken the bold move of purchasing stylish new robes, shown below.  To top it off, LAPDOG COLLIER'S new robes come with a matching hat, to boot.



LAPDOG COLLIER'S stylish new robes offer him some very definite advantages.  Not only will he be surprising all of those innocent defendants he and CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN intend to frame and railroad into prison, he can wear them out and about at dinner on those regular weekend trysts with GARRITY in Kentucky and West Virginia while his wife thinks he's at another of those frequent and imaginary weekend "judicial conferences."

LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S NEW ROBES ARE REMINISCENT OF 1950 MISSISSIPPI, JUST LIKE THE PROCEEDINGS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN AND ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER. MEDINA COUNTY'S TWO LEADING JAGOFFS, ON SECRET MISSION !!!

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER. MEDINA COUNTY'S TWO LEADING JAGOFFS, have embarked on a secret mission.

In fact, the mission is so secret, they had to leave the continental United States.

DINO and LAPDOG have traveled to the distant land of Mongolia to test a new GPS tracking device with world-wide tracking capabilities.  HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" COLLIER plan to order the new tracking device into service by the Medina County probation department to keep tabs on probationers, particularly those who may have been ordered to refrain from the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

For example, take the example of CUYAHOGA COUNTY PROSECUTOR TIMOTHY McGINTY who has been cited in Medina County for DUI.  Assume that, following his court appearance in court here in Medina, McGinty had been placed on probation and ordered to refrain from drinking.

Suppose, then, that McGINTY traveled to Detroit, MI with a number of officers from the Drug Task Force.  Further suppose that, while in Detroit, McGINTY slipped across the international border into Windsor Canada and got rip-roaring drunk, as he did in 1990.

With the new international tracking device, his probation violation would have been detected immediately and the Medina County SWAT team could have been dispatched to apprehend McGINTY at the border as he crossed back into the United States.

As for the recent secret mission by DINO HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" COLLIER, who traveled together to Mongolia.  Upon arrival there, both HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" went their separate ways.  At the appointed hour, on the appointed day, both HOEMAN and 'PUBLIUS" COLLIER activated their tracking devices simultaneously.

Back here in Medina County, the tracking monitor was "manned" by LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE AND COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.  

The test was a resounding success.  The graphic below demonstrates the precise positions of HOEMAN and "PUBLIUS" COLLIER during the test.


SUCCESSFUL TEST !

Friday, March 20, 2015

ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER HAS THE RIGHT STUFF TO BE NAMED MEDINA COUNTY'S #1 JAGOFF !!!

As regular readers of this blog are by now aware, the legal career of ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER is about to crash and burn. LAPDOG'S unlawful conduct, arising in part from his SORDID LONGSTANDING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS COURT REPORTER, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO THE LIGHT OF DAY. That, of course, presents somewhat of a conundrum to LAPDOG COLLIER.  Just what will he do after he finishes his prison sentence?

Alas, there is hope for the future for LAPDOG COLLIER, for whom there is potential for life after prison.

Rosie Palm(e) and her five sisters have been in contact with the Pentagon and have recommended LAPDOG COLLIER for future employment as a JAGOFF in Washington, D.C.  It is questionable that Washington needs even more JAGOFFS, as if there weren't already enough JAGOFFS in the nation's capitol.

It is unknown whether Rosie Palm(e) and her five sisters are related to DINO HOEMAN'S "undercover" investigator Chris Palm(e) [known to the general public as Fred Wolk] who has been placed by CORRUPT COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN in the Medina County Jail to unlawfully elicit information from inmates housed in the Medina County Jail, thus violating the Fifth, Sixth, and Fourteenth Amendment protections of inmates awaiting trial.

The United States military is looking for low-rent, bottom-feeding, third-rate lawyers to represent terror suspects in courts martial, both Al Qaeda terrorists being held in Guantanamo Bay and those ISIS terrorists who may be captured in Syria and Iraq.  That's where LAPDOG COLLIER fits into the grand scheme of things. If accepted into the program, almost a certainty, he will be inducted into the Judge Advocate General (JAG) Corps as an Officer (OFF), hence the term JAGOFF.

Military investigators have quietly gone about conducting a background and suitability investigation to determine whether LAPDOG COLLIER qualifies for a position as a JAGOFF.  Rumor has been circulating that, based in preliminary results, Pentagon brass already consider LAPDOG COLLIER to possess all the requisite characteristics that would make him a FIRST CLASS JAGOFF (as if we didn't already know it).

Military investigators have interviewed attorneys outside of Medina County who have had the misfortune to appear before Illegitimate "judge" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER in his KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.  Their opinions were unanimous, one of whom stated, "COLLIER acted like a JAGOFF in and out of court throughout the entire trial."

Those same investigators likewise interviewed a number of the members of the Medina County Bar and Pickpocket Association, finding that a number of those interviewed likewise appeared to have all the requisite requirements to qualify as JAGOFFS as well, particularly members of the Medina County Bar & Pickpocket Association's grievance committee.

In fact, retired "judge" RICHARD (the) "DICK" MARKUS was recognized as a renowned JAGOFF  in Northeast Ohio long before he was awarded the honorary title of CHIEF AMONG MORONS by a local Native American tribe.

Moreover, the blogger has witnessed trials conducted by both ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE" LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER and RICHARD (the) "DICK" MARKUS and can assure  readers that both are COMPLETE AND TOTAL JAGOFFS WITH NO SOCIALLY REDEEMING VALUE.

Military investigators even went so far as to interview inmates at Ohio State prisons who have been wrongly convicted and had their trial transcripts deliberately altered by LAPDOG COLLIER and his MISTRESS and MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.  One of the wrongly convicted inmates said it best, "That Collier is definitely a real JAGOFF!"

The one sticking point in LAPDOG COLLIER'S background is his longstanding, sordid sexual relationship with his court reporter, mistress, and main squeeze  DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, raising concerns that he may very well turn out to be an UNRELIABLE JAGOFF.

The fears of the investigators were allayed, however, following their interview of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN.  HOEMAN is reported to have told investigators, "You can definitely count on Collier to follow orders.  He does everything we tell him to do, no matter how illegal, without fail. You could not find any better qualified candidate for the position of JAGOFF than Collier.  He acts like a complete JAGOFF around the courthouse each and every day."

Of course HOEMAN is no slacker either.  Rumor has it that he has long been considered to be a FLAMING JAGOFF by local citizens, even though there is no evidence he ever served in the military

The final suitability report has been written and submitted to the Pentagon. Consideration of LAPDOG COLLIER'S nomination has been put on hold, however, until legal matters pertaining to his manifold violations of law have been properly addressed and redressed.  That, of course, may take some years, even with time off for good behavior.

Ultimately LAPDOG COLLIER may have a future that is not completely bleak after he is removed from the bench and disbarred by the Ohio Supreme Court.  In fact, he has the potential to excel and one day earn the title of JAGOFF OF THE YEAR.