LAPDOG COLLIER SEEN FONDLING HIS BALLS AT GOLF OUTING !!!

As the Summer fades into the Fall season, Medina County residents are bracing for the long winter season inevitably headed toward Ohio.

The Labor Day Holiday heralds the unofficial end of the summer season and, like most everyone elsewhere, Medina County ended the season with a bang at the Medina County Labor Day Classic golf outing.

As usual, anybody who is anybody in the circle of Medina County movers and shakers attended, including LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE.

LAPDOG COLLIER, INCIDENTALLY, HAS STOPPED SENDING ANONYMOUS ELECTRONIC MESSAGES TO THIS BLOG, USING SUCH IMAGINATIVE PSEUDONYMS AS "LEPERCHAUN SAM" (PROPERLY SPELLED L-E-P-R-E-C-H-A-U-N), "STEVE MARTINEZ-Johnson" (HE DOES ACTUALLY RESEMBLE THE HEAD OF A "JOHNSON"), and  "PUBICUS."  NOT SUPRISINGLY, ALL OF THE NUMEROUS ANONYMOUS ELECTRONIC MESSAGES TO THE BLOG STOPPED ABRUPTLY AS SOON AS JUDGE MARKUS ORDERED AN INVESTIGATION, NAMING LAPDOG COLLIER AS A SUSPECT.

Back to the subject of the Medina County Labor Day Classic golf outing, a number of individuals report having seen LAPDOG COLLIER RIDING AROUND THE COURSE, FONDLING HIS BALLS.

Now, for LAPDOG COLLIER, this is not nearly as strange as it seems, given his erratic behavior in Kangaroo Courtroom #1 at the Medina County Courthouse, Mosque, and Railroad Station.

In fact, speculation is that, when looking bored and peering our the windows as the defense presents its case to the jury in LAPDOG'S Kangaroo Courtroom #1, LAPDOG COLLIIER IS ACTUALLY FONDLING HIS BALLS !

Now this matter needs little clarification.  The point is that LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, ordered a score of personalized golf balls, emblazoned with LAPDOG'S personal motto, "It's Good to Be the King."  LAPDOG COLLIER has adopted his personal motto, due and owing to the fact that CORRUPT MEDINA PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and the Medina County Dem Party has granted LAPDOG A LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE COURT, and he cannot be removed from his throne since the Medina County politicians have prevented the citizenry from voting him out in a fair and honest election.

LAPDOG COLLIER is so proud that he has successfully defeated the United States Constitution and of his lifetime appointment, he delights in fondling his little balls as a measure of his lifetime achievement and success!