Friday, January 29, 2016

MORE BACKWOODS MISSISSIPPI "JUSTUS" : CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER " OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, OBSTRUCTS HEARING IN THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME TO CONCEAL HIS CRIMINAL CONDUCT AND SHIELD THE MEMBERS OF HIS MEDINA MOB

JUST WHEN IT APPEARS THAT ARROGANT, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE) HAS GONE TO THE LIMIT, HE ENGAGES IN EVEN MORE OUTLANDISH UNLAWFUL CONDUCT CALCULATED TO CONCEAL HIS UNLAWFUL CONDUCT, AND TO SHIELD THE MEMBERS OF HIS CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB, IN THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME THAT HOE-MAN HAS ORCHESTRATED AND PULLED OFF.

VISITING JUDGE PATRICIA COSGROVE, WHO HAS ARGUABLY ATTEMPTED TO CONCEAL AND COVER UP THE UNLAWFUL CONDUCT OF HOE-MAN AND ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, SCHEDULED A HEARING ON JANUARY 28, 2016 BASED UPON A MOTION BY A VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME FILED IN JUNE 2015 - ONLY A MERE 8 MONTHS AFTER THE VICTIM FILED HIS MOTION!

PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED HEARING, THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME SERVED A SUBPOENA DUCES TECUM ("BRING WITH YOU") UPON HINKLEY POLICE SGT. HUFF TO TESTIFY AND PRESENT RECORDS AT THE SCHEDULED HEARING.

SGT. HUFF WAS CALLED TO TESTIFY THAT HE TOOK REPORTS FROM THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME AND THAT HE PREPARED OFFICIAL POLICE REPORTS DOCUMENTING THE COMPLAINTS.  FURTHER, SGT. HUFF WAS EXPECTED TO INTRODUCE HIS OFFICIAL POLICE REPORTS INTO EVIDENCE AT THE HEARING.

SGT. HUFF'S TESTIMONY AND EVIDENCE WOULD HAVE BEEN DETRIMENTAL TO THE CRIMINAL SYNDICATE OPERATED BY CORRUPT COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, SINCE THE EVIDENCE DEMONSTRATES THAT HOE-MAN HAS FAILED TO ACT ON THOSE REPORTS, ALLEGING MURDER AND OTHER CRIMES BY HOE-MAN AND MEMBERS OF HOE-MAN'S MEDINA MOB.

AT THIS JUNCTURE, THE READERS SHOULD KNOW THAT THE JANUARY 28, 2016 HEARING PERTAINED TO A CIVIL CASE IN WHICH "GODFATHER" HOE-MAN HAS NO LEGAL STANDING TO INTERVENE.  THIS CIVIL CASE IS NOT A MATTER OF PUBLIC CONCERN AND HOE-MAN HAS NO LAWFUL, LEGITIMATE INTEREST IN IT- BUT FOR HIS OWN CRIMINAL CONDUCT AND THE UNLAWFUL CONDUCT OF THE MEMBERS OF HIS MEDINA MOB.

OF COURSE, AS HE DOES IN THE NORMAL COURSE OF HIS DAILY BUSINESS, HOE-MAN JUMPED RIGHT IN TO PREVENT THE HONEST AND TRUTHFUL TESTIMONY OF SGT. HUFF AND THE PRODUCTION OF OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS THAT IMPLICATE HOE-MAN IN THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME.

HOE-MAN PROMPTLY DISPATCHED ONE OF HIS ASS PROSECUTORS TO DRAFT AND FILE A MOTION WHICH WAS NO MORE THAN A FRAUD UPON THE COURT , NOT THAT IT IS OF ANY CONSEQUENCE TO JUDGE COSGROVE WHO HAS ALREADY DEMONSTRATED AN EXTREMELY FORGIVING TOLERANCE OF HOE-MAN'S EGREGIOUS RECURRENT PATTERN OF MISCONDUCT.

IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED HEARING, MEDINA ASS PROSECUTOR HEINRICH BRAIN RICHTER FILED THE MOTION WITH COSGROVE, SHOWN BELOW:







NOW, AS READERS CAN WELL IMAGINE, THERE IS A PROBLEM OR TWO WITH BRAIN RICHTER'S MOTION, WHICH DEMONSTRATES THAT BRAIN SUBSCRIBES FULLY TO THE PERSONAL MOTTO OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN: "LIE A LITTLE. LIE A LOT. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?"

READERS WILL NOTE THAT MEDINA ASS PROSECUTOR HEINRICH BRAIN RICHTER MAKES CERTAIN ASSERTIONS IN HIS MOTION, LIKE:
"NOW COMES SGT. DAN HUFF HINKLEY POLICE DEPARTMENT . . . "
"[SGT. HUFF] SUBMITS HIS OBJECTION TO THE PRODUCTION OF DOCUMENTS AND TESTIMONY FOR DEFENDANT GREG DEPEW . . . "
"SGT. HUFF SUBMITS THAT THE SUBPOENA WAS IMPROPERLY SERVED." 
"SGT. HUFF MOVES THIS COURT FOR A PROTECTIVE ORDER AS TO THE SUBPOENAED RECORDS OF THE HINKLEY POLICE DEPARTMENT. . . "
MEDINA ASS PROSECUTOR BRAIN RICHTER HAS NEVER SPOKEN WITH SGT. HUFF ON THIS OR ANY OTHER MATTER!  BRAIN RICHTER'S MOTION WAS NOT SUBMITTED AT SGT. HUFF'S REQUEST AND SGT. HUFF DID NOT OBJECT TO APPEARING FOR TESTIMONY AND THE PRODUCTION OF DOCUMENTS.  SGT. HUFF DID NOT OBJECT TO SERVICE OF THE SUBPOENA AND MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT REQUEST A PROTECTIVE ORDER FOR THE RECORDS HE WAS READY, WILLING, AND ABLE TO PRODUCE AT THE SCHEDULED HEARING - BUT FOR THE UNLAWFUL INTERFERENCE OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN.

READERS SHOULD SUBSTITUTE "HOE-MAN" EVERYWHERE BRAIN RICHTER HAS INSERTED "SGT. HUFF" IN HIS MOTION.  AFTER ALL, IT IS HOE-MAN'S MOTION, FILED TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE IN THE CIVIL CASE ARISING FROM THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME ORCHESTRATED BY HOE-MAN.

WHY, MIGHT THE READER ASK, DID NOT ASS PROSECUTOR BRAIN RICHTER SIMPLY SUPPLY HOE-MAN'S NAME IN THE MOTION?

THE ANSWER IS QUITE SIMPLE.  CORRUPT MEDINA PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, HAS NO LEGAL STANDING TO ENTER AND PARTICIPATE, OR OTHERWISE INTERFERE, IN THIS CIVIL CASE !


Sunday, January 24, 2016

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S BEEN STUDYING "SPELLING FOR DUMMIES"

IT IS CLEAR THAT ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN USING HIS SPARE TIME PROFITABLY BY STUDYING THE LATEST EDITION OF SPELLING FOR DUMMIES WHILE TRYING TO KEEP HIS SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY ON THE DOWN-LOW.

"WEASELPECKER," WHO IS OBVIOUSLY INFLICTED WITH OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER, JUST COULDN'T RESTRAIN HIMSELF FROM SENDING ANOTHER MESSAGE TO THIS BLOG, PICTURED BELOW:








NOW, THIS MESSAGE FROM "WEASELPECKER," USING THE ALIAS OF "NANCY"  (WHICH "WEASELPECKER" HAS USED BEFORE) IS DRAMATICALLY DIFFERENT FROM THE PREVIOUS 400 OR SO SIMILAR MESSAGES "WEASELPECKER" HAS SENT TO THIS BLOG. 

"WEASELPECKER" HASN'T MISSPELLED ONE SINGLE WORD, FOR A CHANGE!  SIMPLY SPLENDID!

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY WHEN HE WROTE, "I . . . FOUND NO INTELLIGENT BEINGS . . . IN SAID COURT."  NO TRUER WORDS HAVE EVER BEEN SPOKEN ABOUT "WEASELPECKER'S" KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

OF COURSE, THE BLOGGER HAS TO WONDER WHY "WEASELPECKER" HAS TO HIDE BEHIND THE ALIAS "NANCY."  IS IT BECAUSE HE LACKS TESTICULAR FORTITUDE?  IS "WEASELPECKER" AFFLICTED WITH PENIS ENVY ?  PERHAPS !

OR IS IT POSSIBLE THAT "WEASELPECKER" IS A CROSS-DRESSER?  THE BLOGGER WOULD NOT BE A BIT SURPRISED IF THAT TURNED OUT THE CASE.  THE BLOGGER CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW "WEASELPECKER" WOULD LOOK IN A GOLD SPANDEX MINI-SKIRT AND PATENT LEATHER SPIKED HEALS, NIBBLING ON A "LETTICE" ("WEASELPECKER'S SPELLING) SALAD.

PERHAPS THOSE INQUIRIES ARE BEST DIRECTED TO "WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY!

Saturday, January 16, 2016

HOW CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN,THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, SO EASILY CORRUPTS "VISITING JUDGES"

AT FIRST BLUSH, IT WOULD SEEM TO BE A PUZZLEMENT THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") HAS SO EASILY CORRUPTED THE SO-CALLED "VISITING JUDGES" WHO COME TO "HEAR" CASES WHEN LOCAL JUDGES KIMBLER  &  "WEASRLPECKER"  COLIIER STEP AWAY WHEN OBVIOUS CONFLICTS ARE EASILY PROVED.

READERS SHOULD REMEMBER THAT THE FIRST CANON OF JUDICIAL ETHICS IS "DON'T GET CAUGHT!"

READERS SHOULD ALSO REMEMBER THAT 86 YEAR-OLD RETIRED JUDGE RICHARD "WEASEL DICK" MARKUS, CHIEF  AMONG MORONS, CANNOT "HEAR," LITERALLY!

"VISITING JUDGE" PATRICIA COSGROVE HAS BEEN ASSIGNED NO FEWER THAN THREE PENDING CIVIL CASES, ALL PERTAING TO THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME ORCHESTRATED BY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE/MAN AND MEMBERS OF HOR-MAN'S MEDINA MOB.  QUITE CONVENIENTLY, JUDGE COSGROVE HAS DENIED CLEAR & CONVINCING EVIDENCE OF HOE-MAN'S INVOLVEMENT IN THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME AND HAS DENIED THE REQUEST OF A VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME TO APPOINT A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TO INVESTIGATE HOE-MAN AND HIS MEDINA MOB.  INTERESTINGLY, JUDGE COSGROVE "FOUND" THAT THE VICTIM'S REQUEST IS "FRIVOLOUS."  WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?

BACK TO THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION, "HOW DOES CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, SO EASILY MANAGE TO CORRUPT VISITING JUDGES?"

IN A WORD, THE ANSWER IS MONEY!

HOE-MAN HAS PUT IN PLACE A SYSTEM THAT INCENTIVISES, AND CORRUPTS, THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS"  SYSTEM.  HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

MEDINA COUNTY MAINTAINS A LIST OF "PREFERRED" JUDGES TO SIT BY ASSIGNMENT IN MEDINA COUNTY CASES.

NOW, ALL OF THESE "VISITING" JUDGES ARE RETIRED AND ARE SUPPLEMENTING THEIR RETIREMENT INCOMES BY HEARING CASES BY ASSIGNMENT.

ARE YOU BEGINNING TO GET THE DRIFT?

IF THESE RETIRED VISITING JUDGES DON'T RULE FAVORABLY FOR THE COUNTY,  THEY GET AXED FROM THE LIST OF "PREFERRED" JUDGES AND DO NOT RECEIVE FURTHER APPOINTMENTS IN MEDINA COUNTY.

NO MORE APPOINTMENTS, NO MORE EASY MONEY!

THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT JUSTICE IS SUBVERTED IN THE ECONOMIC INTERESTS OF THESE RETIRED JUDGES.

THAT IS PRECISELY HOW,  AND WHY, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE") HAS, AND CONTINUES, TO SO EASILY CORRUPT THESE RETIRED, VISITING JUDGES.




Friday, January 15, 2016

QUESTION OF THE DAY!

IT IS TIME ONCE AGAIN TO ENTERTAIN A QUESTION FROM A READER. OCCASIONALLY, THE BLOGGER PUBLISHES, AND ANSWERS, A QUESTION SUBMITTED TO THE BLOG FROM A READER.

TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS, SO HERE GOES:

QUESTION FROM A READER

"WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A DISGRACED JUDGE LIKE COLLIER WHO BOASTS HE HAD A "C" AVERAGE WHEN HE "STUDIED" LAW AT CLEVELAND MARSHALL LAW SCHOOL?"
AFTER PONDERING THIS QUESTION, THE BLOGGER HAS ARRIVED AT THE ONLY LOGICAL ANSWER THAT HERE PRESENTS ITSELF.


ANSWER

" . . . I'LL HAVE FRIES WITH THAT."

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

THE BURNING QUESTION: WHY DID "GODFATHER" HOE-MAN DUMP ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER?

IN THE PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG, THE BLOGGER REVEALED THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME, REVOKED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE MEDIAN COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS?

INCIDENTALLY, YOU DID NOT SEE THIS INFORMATION RUSHED INTO PRINT BY CUB REPORTER NICK GRUNT AT THE MEDINA GASSETTE, THE ORACLE OF DINO HOE-MAN'S "PUBLIC OFFICE."

A REVIEW OF RECENT HISTORY IS NECESSARY TO CONSIDER THE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS THAT HAVE LED TO "WEASELPECKER'S" DOWNFALL.

FIRSTLY, READERS NEED TO KNOW THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS APPOINTED, NOT ELECTED, TO FILL THE UNEXPIRED TERM OF SLUG LOCAL POLITICIAN "BUCKY" BATCHELDER, WHO MOVED ON TO OTHER POLITICAL POSITIONS, ENABLING HIM TO FURTHER THE OBJECTIVE OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION IN MEDINA COUNTY FROM AFAR.

SUBSEQUENTLY, IN A SWEETHEART DEAL WITH THE DEMOCRAT WING OF THE MEDINA REPUBLICRAT PARTY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS GRANTED AN UNOPPOSED, LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS IN EXCHANGE FOR A SOLEMN OATH TO DEFEND AND SUPPORT ALL OF THE UNETHICAL AND UNLAWFUL CONDUCT OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY DINO HOE-MAN. THAT, OF COURSE, INCLUDED DEPRIVING CITIZENS OF THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS, VIOLATING THE RULES OF EVIDENCE AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE, ALWAYS SUSTAINING TRIAL OBJECTIONS OF HOE-MAN'S CRIMINAL ASS PROSECUTORS, ALWAYS OVERRULING DEFENSE OBJECTIONS AT TRIAL, COVERING UP THE MISCONDUCT OF HOE-MAN AND HIS CRIMINAL ASS PROSECUTORS, TAMPERING WITH TRANSCRIPTS, AND GENERALLY RAILROADING INNOCENT CITIZENS TO PRISON. 

THROUGHOUT THE INTERVENING YEARS, "WEASELPECKER" DUTIFULLY SERVED AS HOE-MAN'S LAPDOG, EARNING A WELL DESERVED REPUTATION AS THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE !

JUST WHERE DID 'WEASELPECKER"GO WRONG?

WELL, FIRSTLY, "WEASELPECKER" HAS BEEN JUST A LITTLE TO FREEWHEELING WITH HIS "WILD WILLIE".   ULTIMATELY, THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END.

THEN, "WEASELPECKER" RAILROADED THE INNOCENT MAN WHOSE CASE HAS BEEN PROFILED AT THIS BLOG.  "WEASELPECKER" WASN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BLOGGER IS A RETIRED FEDERAL INVESTIGATOR WITH THE REPUTATION OF SOLVING CRIMES THOUGHT TO BE UNSOLVABLE.  THIS WAS A MAJOR MISTAKE, BELIEVING HE COULD GET AWAY WITH HIS UNLAWFUL CONDUCT AT TRIAL.

"WEASELPECKER'S" NEXT MISTAKE, AND THIS WAS A REAL BEAUTY, WAS TAKING MORE THAN A YEAR TO ALTER THE "OFFICIAL" TRANSCRIPT OF THE PROCEEDINGS IN THE CASE OF THE INNOCENT MAN WHOSE CASE IS PROFILED AT THIS BLOG.

THE BLOGGER HAD NO INTENT TO LET "WEASELPECKER" AND CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, GET AWAY WITH THIS!  THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THE FUTURE HOLDS PRISON FOR THESE CRIMINALS.

OF COURSE, WHEN THE BLOGGER  DISCOVERED THAT "WEASELPECKER" HAD BEEN BOINKING  DONNA GARRITY FOR SO MANY YEARS, IT ALL BEGAN TO COME TOGETHER.  IT DIDN'T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO RECOGNIZE THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND GARRITY HAD BEEN MATERIALLY ALTERING "OFFICIAL" TRANSCRIPTS FOR MANY YEARS, ALL THE WHILE THAT "WEASELPCKER" HAD BEEN BOINKING GARRITY.

IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG TO IDENTIFY THE VICTIMS OF "WEASELPECKER'S" TRANSCRIPT TAMPERING. MANY OF WHOM REVIEWED TRANSCRIPTS AND FURNISHED AFFIDAVITS SWEARING TO THE TAMPERING.

OF COURSE, VISITING JUDGE PATRICIA COSGROVE HAS DENIED ALL OF THIS EVIDENCE, AND MORE, IN AN ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL AND COVER UP THE UNLAWFUL CONDUCT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND "GODFATHER" DINO HOE-MAN.  AFTER ALL, THEY ALL STICK TOGETHER, DON'T THEY?

FINALLY, THE BLOGGER DISCOVERED THAT HOE-MAN AND MEMBERS OF HIS CRIME SYNDICATE, INCLUDING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, HAVE ROBBED THE GRAVE AND RAPED THE ESTATE OF A LOCAL DECEASED MAN, ALL IN FURTHERANCE OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME ORCHESTRATED BY HOE-MAN.

ALL OF THESE FACTS AND FACTORS HAVE COME TOGETHER TO FORM THE PERFECT STORM FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HOE-MAN.

LIKE ALL SHARKS, HOE-MAN HAS DECIDED THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS A LIABILITY TO HIS CRIME SYNDICATE AND HAS DECODED TO CUT "WEASELPECKER" LOOSE.

"WEASELPECKER" IS NOW ON HIS OWN AND HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO SINK OR SWIM.  BEST BET IS THAT "WEASELPECKER" WILL WIND UP CUTTING A DEAL AND TESTIFYING FOR THE GOVERNMENT AGAINST HOE-MAN AND OTHER MEMBERS OF THE MEDINA MOB WHEN IT ALL FINALLY HITS THE FAN!

Friday, January 8, 2016

THAT WAS NO SONIC BOOM! CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, REVOKED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT

GET A LOAD OF THIS:



WHAT MEDINA RESIDENTS MAY HAVE BELIEVED WAS A SONIC BOOM WAS ACTUALLY THE SOUND OF THE CHIN OF ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HITTING THE FLOOR WHEN HE LEARNED THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF THE MEDINA MOB, REVOKED "WEASELPECKER'S" LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.

AFTER 17 UNOPPOSED YEARS ON THE BENCH, ALL THE WHILE VIOLATING THE LAW AND THE CIVIL RIGHTS OF UNTOLD NUMBER OF CITIZENS, VOTERS FINALLY WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DUMP THIS THIRD RATE, LOW-LIFE, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SCUMBAG JUDGE/ATTORNEY WITH ALL THE INTEGRITY OF A BLOWFLY MAGGOT!

VOTERS WILL FINALLY SEAT HIM ON A BENCH HE IS QUALIFIED TO OCCUPY - A PARK BENCH, FEEDING THE PIGEONS, WHERE HE HAS ACTUALLY BELONGED ALL THESE LONG YEARS.

THEN, WHILE VEGETATING ON A PARK BENCH, HE CAN OGLE ALL THE PASSING YOUNG GIRLS AT WILL!

YOU CAN BET "WEASELPECKER'S" FIRST-EVER CAMPAIGN WILL SURE TO BE A HOOT!

WHAT'S HE GOING TO SAY TO VOTERS?  THAT HE REALLY HASN'T BEEN BOINKING HIS PARAMOUR MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS?  OR THAT HE AND GARRITY HAVEN'T BEEN UNLAWFULLY TAMPERING TRANSCRIPTS FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS?

YOU CAN BET THE BLOGGER WILL BE COVERING AND REPORTING "WEASELPECKER'S" CAMPAIGN TACTICS (LYIN' & DENYIN') AS THE CAMPAIGN GOES INTO FULL "SWING."