"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S BEEN STUDYING "SPELLING FOR DUMMIES"

IT IS CLEAR THAT ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN USING HIS SPARE TIME PROFITABLY BY STUDYING THE LATEST EDITION OF SPELLING FOR DUMMIES WHILE TRYING TO KEEP HIS SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY ON THE DOWN-LOW.

"WEASELPECKER," WHO IS OBVIOUSLY INFLICTED WITH OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER, JUST COULDN'T RESTRAIN HIMSELF FROM SENDING ANOTHER MESSAGE TO THIS BLOG, PICTURED BELOW:

NOW, THIS MESSAGE FROM "WEASELPECKER," USING THE ALIAS OF "NANCY"  (WHICH "WEASELPECKER" HAS USED BEFORE) IS DRAMATICALLY DIFFERENT FROM THE PREVIOUS 400 OR SO SIMILAR MESSAGES "WEASELPECKER" HAS SENT TO THIS BLOG. 

"WEASELPECKER" HASN'T MISSPELLED ONE SINGLE WORD, FOR A CHANGE!  SIMPLY SPLENDID!

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY WHEN HE WROTE, "I . . . FOUND NO INTELLIGENT BEINGS . . . IN SAID COURT."  NO TRUER WORDS HAVE EVER BEEN SPOKEN ABOUT "WEASELPECKER'S" KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

OF COURSE, THE BLOGGER HAS TO WONDER WHY "WEASELPECKER" HAS TO HIDE BEHIND THE ALIAS "NANCY."  IS IT BECAUSE HE LACKS TESTICULAR FORTITUDE?  IS "WEASELPECKER" AFFLICTED WITH PENIS ENVY ?  PERHAPS !

OR IS IT POSSIBLE THAT "WEASELPECKER" IS A CROSS-DRESSER?  THE BLOGGER WOULD NOT BE A BIT SURPRISED IF THAT TURNED OUT THE CASE.  THE BLOGGER CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW "WEASELPECKER" WOULD LOOK IN A GOLD SPANDEX MINI-SKIRT AND PATENT LEATHER SPIKED HEALS, NIBBLING ON A "LETTICE" ("WEASELPECKER'S SPELLING) SALAD.

PERHAPS THOSE INQUIRIES ARE BEST DIRECTED TO "WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY!