Wednesday, August 16, 2017

PINOCCHIO CENTNER TAKES CENTER STAGE TO AUDIENCE CRIES OF "DILDO" !!!

THE CURTAIN CAME DOWN ON THE MEDINA PLAYERS' PRODUCTION OF THE BOBBIT, WITH STRONG PERFORMANCES BY PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IN THE LEAD ROLE OF DILDO BAGGINS, THE PROTAGONIST.  EQUALLY IMPRESSIVE WAS THE STRONG PERFORMANCE OF "WEASLPECKER" COLLIER'S OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY AS "WEASELPECKER'S" BIMBO,  IN THE ROLE OF BIMBO BAGGINS.

THE FINAL EVENING OF THE PRODUCTION, MET WITH A STANDING OVATION, WAS NOT WITHOUT INCIDENT, HOWEVER.  AS THE FINAL CURTAIN CAME DOWN, THE AUDIENCE LET OUT WITH CHANTS OF, "DILDO!  DILDO! DILDO!"

IN AN EMBARRASSING MOMENT, EVEN BEFORE THE ENTIRE CAST HAD ASSEMBLED FOR THE CURTAIN CALL, PINOCCHIO CENTNER, A PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE DARTED ONTO THE STAGE IN THE MISTAKEN BELIEF THE AUDIENCE WAS CALLING FOR HIS APPEARANCE, AND UNDERSTANDABLY SO.

AS IT TURNS OUT, CENTNER HAD BEEN AN UNDERSTUDY FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IN THE ROLE OF DILDO BAGGINS!

FOLLOWING THE CURTAIN CALL, THE MEDIA CRITIC FROM THE MEDINA GASSETTE SOUGHT COMMENT FROM "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ABOUT CENTNER'S OBVIOUS FAUX PAS.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, TRYING TO SMOOTH IT ALL OVER, SIMPLY CALLED IT ALL A COLOSSAL MISTAKE, CITING TO THE FACT THAT CENTNER HAD BEEN HIS UNDERSTUDY AND DESERVED SOME RECOGNITION AS A DILDO !  "NO HARM DONE THOUGH," SAID "WEASELPECKER."  '"I AM CONFIDENT THAT CENTNER MAY VERY WELL LAND THE LEAD ROLE OF DILDO BAGGINS IN THE EVENT WE  SHOULD REPRISE THE PRODUCTION.  I KNOW OF NO ONE ELSE MORE QUALIFIED TO PLAY THE LEAD ROLE OF THE DILDO IN THE WHOLE OF MEDINA COUNTY.  BESIDES, IT WILL GIVE HIM THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET OFF HIS DEAD ASS AND FROM BEHIND HIS DESK.  BEING A DESK JOCKEY, LIKE CENTNER IS, TENDS TO WARP THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE REALITIES OF THE ACTUAL NEEDS OF THE COMMUNITY!"

SO, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS GRACEFULLY PASSED THE BATON TO PINOCCHIO CENTNER, FROM ONE DILDO TO ANOTHER.

BRAVO !!!

Saturday, August 12, 2017

LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP: A GOOD PLACE TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER!

ONCE THE DRUG DEALERS IN CLEVELAND AND AKRON GET WIND OF THE FACT THAT HOMICIDES COMMITTED IN LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP, THE "SUICIDE" RATE IN LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP IS CERTAINLY TO RISE DRAMATICALLY!

IN FACT, THE NUMBER OF DRUG DEALERS RELOCATING TO LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP IS BOUND TO GROW EXPONENTIALLY!

SOON, LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP WILL BE THE NEW SHOWPLACE OF DOPER RIDES, CUSTOM PAINT JOBS, GOLD LOW-RIDER RIMS, AND 1,000,000 DECIBEL AMPLIFIERS TO ENTERTAIN THE NEIGHBORS WITH RAP MUSIC.

IT SOUNDS LIKE PARADISE DOESN'T IT?

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING HYPOTHETICAL.

MAURICE, A CLEVELAND DRUG DEALER WITH MANY COMPETITIVE ENEMIES, DECIDES THAT IT IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS TO MOVE TO LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TO AVOID THE PRYING EYES OF REAL POLICE.

MAURICE DECIDES TO BUILD A HOME, VALUED AT $850,000, NEAR THE PRESENT LOCATION OF INNOVATION PARK.  NOW MAURICE, LIKE ALL ACCOMPLISHED DRUG DEALERS, HAS A PENCHANT FOR FULLY AUTOMATIC WEAPONS SO AS TO BEST THE COMPETITION.  MAURICE, OF COURSE, NEEDS A FAIRLY LARGE RURAL PROPERTY WITH AMPLE ROOM TO FIRE HIS AUTOMATIC WEAPONS IN THE COURSE OF TARGET PRACTICE.

AFTER MAURICE'S HOME IS FINALLY CONSTRUCTED AND FITTED WITH SECURITY CAMERAS, MAURICE DECIDES HE NEEDS TO HAVE A FEW PETS AROUND HIS RURAL PROPERTY. MAURICE THEN GOES TO THE APL AND "ADOPTS" SIX FULLY GROWN PIT BULL CANINES, ALL PREVIOUSLY QUARANTINED FOLLOWING ATTACKS ON HUMANS.  ACTUALLY, MAURICE DECIDES TO FORM A NON-PROFIT PIT BULL RESCUE AND RECEIVES A TAX ABATEMENT FROM BETHANY DENTLER, THE DE FACTO MAYOR OF MEDINA COUNTY, WITH THE FULL APPROVAL OF LAFAYETTE TRUSTEE LYNDA BOWERS.  AFTER ALL, THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME MAURICE VOTED IN ANY ELECTION, HE DECLARED HIMSELF TO BE A REPUBLICRAT.

NEIGHBORS EVENTUALLY BECOME CONCERNED THAT THEY HEAR GUNSHOTS COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF MAURICE'S HOUSE AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND NIGHT, WHICH SHERIFF'S DE(PEW)TIES DISMISS AS NOTHING MORE THAN MAURICE AT TARGET PRACTICE AT 3:00 AM!

ON THE FOLLOWING DAY, SHERIFF'S DE(PEW)TIES RESPOND TO THE REPORT OF A BODY FOUND LYING ON THE BERM OF THE ROADWAY APPROXIMATELY 1 MILE SOUTH OF MAURICE'S HOME.

NEARBY, THEY FIND THE VICTIM'S ABANDONED BULLET-RIDDLED GOLD CADILLAC.

LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES ARE IMMEDIATELY NOTIFIED AND RESPOND PROMPTLY TO THE SCENE.  LYNDA BOWERS, AROUSED BY HER CURIOSITY, GOES THROUGH THE POCKETS OF THE VICTIM LOOKING FOR ANY "SECRET NOTES" WHILE THE DE(PEW)TIES LOOK ON,  JUST LIKE SHE RUMMAGED THROUGH THE CRIME SCENE AT THE LAFAYETTE ADMIN BUILDING ON DECEMBER 16, 2016, THE DATE OF THE REPORTED "DISAPPEARANCE" OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON, LOOKING FOR ANY "SECRET NOTE" THAT BRYON MAY HAVE LEFT BEHIND (THAT BY BOWERS' OWN ADMISSION).

AT ABOUT THAT TIME, SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER AND CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER ARRIVE ON SCENE.  THE CORONER'S INVESTIGATOR INFORMS MILLER AND CENTNER THAT THE VICTIM SUSTAINED 14 BULLET WOUNDS, INCLUDING 6 IN THE BACK AND 2 AT THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

AFTER CONFERRING BRIEFLY, MILLER AND CENTNER COME TO MUTUAL AGREEMENT THAT THE VICTIM OBVIOUSLY COMMITTED SUICIDE!

AT A PRESS CONFERENCE HELD 8 MONTHS LATER, WHEN THE FINAL AUTOPSY REPORT IS RELEASED, CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER STANDS BEFORE THE NEWS CAMERAS AND BOLDLY DECLARES

"THIS IS THE MOST OBVIOUS CASE OF SUICIDE I HAVE EVER SEEN.  IN ALL OF MY MANY YEARS ON THIS JOB, SITTING BEHIND A DESK AND PUSHING A PENCIL, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I HAVE READ A LOT OF SUICIDE REPORTS.

"WHILE THE CORONER HAS RULED THE CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH TO BE "UNDETERMINED," WE CANNOT RULE OUT THAT EUGENE SMITH, THE VICTIM, MAY HAVE DIED FROM SELF-INDUCED LEAD POISONING.

"DURING OUR EXTENSIVE INVESTIGATION, WE LEARNED THAT EUGENE INCURRED A LARGE AMOUNT OF DEBT AND ENGAGED IN ACTIVITIES UNKNOWN TO HIS FAMILY, BUT WE ARE NOT GOING TO GET INTO THAT.  WE DIDN'T SPEND A WHOLE LOT OF TIME INVESTIGATING IN MR. SMITH'S NEIGHBORHOOD BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE SCARY BLACK GUYS HANGING AROUND AND OUR SWAD (SPECIAL WEAPONS AND DONUTS) TEAM WASN'T AVAILABLE.

"IT IS CLEAR TO OUR FINE SQUAD OF "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES THAT EUGENE SMITH WAS THE ONLY PERSON INVOLVED IN HIS DEATH."

LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP, UNDER PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCES, IS SURE TO BECOME A DOPE DEALER'S NIRVANA WHERE YOU CAN COMMIT MURDER AND GET AWAY WITH IT!

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

IT'S TIME TO GO GREEN! A FISCALLY SOUND PROPOSAL SURELY TO BE A BOON TO LOCAL TAXPAYERS!

IT IS FINALLY TIME FOR MEDINA COUNTY GOVERNMENT TO MOVE INTO THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY AND GO GREEN! BURNING FOSSIL FUELS IS DEGRADING THE PLANET CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, WHICH BRINGS WITH IT RISING SEA LEVELS.  MEDINA COUNTY, LOCATED DEEP WITHIN THE LAWLESS LAKE ERIE BAYOU, WILL MOST CERTAINLY BE AFFECTED.

TOWARD THE END OF ACHIEVING SUSTAINABILITY AND SAVING THE PLANET, THE BLOGGER OFFERS UP THE FOLLOWING FISCALLY SOUND PROPOSAL THAT WILL BE A BOON TO LOCAL TAXPAYERS AND IN THE COURSE OF SO DOING, MAKE MEDINA COUNTY THE ENVY OF OTHER LOCAL GOVERNMENTS THROUGHOUT THE LAND SUCH AS COOK COUNTY, ILLINOIS AND DADE COUNTY, FLORIDA (BOTH OF WHICH, LIKE MEDINA COUNTY,  HAVE A RICH AND STORIED HISTORY OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION).

THE MEDINA GASSETTE, THE ORACLE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY REPUBLICRAT PARTY, HAS RECENTLY PUBLISHED A PENETRATING "INVESTIGATIVE" ARTICLE ANNOUNCING THAT SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER'S CHIEF BEAN COUNTER AND DESK JOCKEY, CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER IS PREPARED TO APPROACH THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS FOR MORE MONEY TO PURCHASE TWO NEW CARS FOR DONUT RUNS TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE, PINOCCHIO CENTER IS PREPARED TO ARGUE THAT TWO CARS IN THE SHERIFF'S FLEET EACH HAVE IN EXCESS OF 200,000 MILES, THAT IS 400,000 MILES IN THE AGGREGATE.  CAN READERS IMAGINE JUST HOW MANY DONUT RUNS THESE CARS HAVE MADE TO DUNKIN' DONUTS?

THE ARTICLE GOES ON TO CITE PINOCCHIO CENTNER WHO CLAIMS THE REPLACEMENT COST OF EACH VEHICLE TO BE $40, 000 PER COPY, FOR THE TOTAL SUM OF $80,000, MORE OR LESS.

CAN YOU, THE READERS, IMAGINE HOW MANY DOZENS OF DONUTS $80,000 CAN BUY?

GO GREEN PROPOSAL

IF MEMORY SERVES, CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER, AFTER DUTIFULLY COUNTING ALL THE BEANS, HAS CLAIMED THAT THE SHERIFF EXPENDED MORE THAN $169,000 ON VEHICLE REPAIRS AND MAINTENANCE.  ADD FUEL COSTS TO THAT AND READERS WILL QUICKLY CONCLUDE THAT TAXPAYERS ARE HAVING A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF THEIR TAX DOLLARS EXPENDED ON THIRD-RATE "SERVICES" (IF THAT IS THE PROPER TERM) FROM THE SHERIFF.  READERS NEED LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE NO-INVESTIGATION INTO THE MURDER OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON, WHICH THESE MORONS HAVE UNSUCCESSFULLY TRIED TO PASS OFF AS A SUICIDE TO COVER UP POLITICAL INTRIGUE IN MEDINA COUNTY.

EVEN STEVIE WONDER CAN SEE THIS CRIME WAS NOT A SUICIDE!

WITH AN EYE TO FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY, THE BLOGGER OFFERS THE FOLLOWING GREEN ALTERNATIVE TO REPLACING HIGH-MILEAGE, GAS GUZZLERS WITH A FLEET OF SENSIBLE, ECO-FRIENDLY VEHICLES SUITED TO PERFECTLY MEET THE SHERIFF'S TRANSPORTATION NEEDS.

THE BASIC PATROL VEHICLE

SHOWN BELOW IS THE BASIC, NO-FRILLS PATROL VEHICLE TO BE ASSIGNED TO THE SHERIFF'S ROAD DIVISION, WITH A BASE PRICE RANGING FROM $355-$405.  TAXPAYERS WOULD LIKELY SEE A SIGNIFICANT VOLUME DISCOUNT ON THE PURCHASE OF 50 OR MORE REPLACEMENT PATROL VEHICLES!












THIS STUNNING BASIC PATROL VEHICLE IS STREET LEGAL, ELECTRICALLY OPERATED AND EQUIPPED WITH A HIGH PERFORMANCE 1,000 WATT, 250 CC ENGINE, PERFECT FOR PURSUING THOSE WAYWARD JUVENILES IN POSSESSION OF WEED, THE CREATION OF THE DEVIL!

THE BASIC PATROL VEHICLES WILL HAVE TO BE SELECTIVELY UPGRADED, HOWEVER, AT A SLIGHT UP CHARGE!  FOR EXAMPLE, THE HANDLEBARS WILL HAVE TO BE UPGRADED WITH RED COLORED EMERGENCY LIGHTING, SHOWN BELOW.




THE UPGRADE COST IS A MERE $2.44 (WITH FREE SHIPPING),  A REAL BARGAIN AT ANY WANNABE COP SHOP!  THIS NIFTY LITTLE NUMBER WILL GIVE FAIR WARNING TO DRIVERS TRAVELING AT LESS THAN 20 MPH TO CLEAR THE ROADWAY AND MAKE WAY FOR SHERIFF'S DE(PEW)TIES IN HOT PURSUIT OF THOSE JUVIES LITTERING THE COUNTY WITH CANDY BAR WRAPPERS.

HEAVY-DUTY SHOCKS WILL ALSO BE A REQUIRED UPGRADE.  THESE DE(PEW)TIES HAVE REALLY BEEN PACKING ON THE POUNDS WITH ALL THE DONUTS THEY'VE BEEN GOBBLING UP!

AN OPTIONAL CARGO CARRIER, SHOWN BELOW, IS A MANDATORY UPGRADE, SUFFICIENT TO TRANSPORT NO FEWER THAN A BAKER'S DOZEN (13) DUNKIN' DONUTS DONUTS OR 18 KRISPY KREMES!



AT A COST OF $59.95 - $89.95 PER COPY, SOME MIGHT THINK THIS UPGRADE IS A LITTLE PRICEY. AFTER SOME COST/BENEFIT ANALYSIS, HOWEVER, IT IS CLEAR THAT THIS MODEST INVESTMENT TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL MONEY SAVER.  INSTEAD OF MAKING A DONUT RUN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS TO RE-UP AFTER 2 OR 3 DONUTS ARE GONE, DE(PEW)TIES CAN SIMPLY REACH BACK INTO THE DUFFLE AND GORGE THEMSELVES ON ANOTHER FEW DONUTS WHILE ON PATROL AND BEFORE THE NEXT COFFEE & DONUT BREAK.

FINALLY, A LIMITED NUMBER OF BASIC PATROL VEHICLES WILL HAVE TO BE MODIFIED TO ACCOMMODATE THE NEEDS OF THE SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD (SIMPLY KNOWN AMONG THEIR PEERS AS THE CHICKENSHITS) WHO ARE CHARGED WITH ENFORCING THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016 BY ROUNDING UP ALL THE ERRANT FREE RANGE CHICKENS ROAMING THE COUNTY. AN EASY IN, EASY OUT CAGE, SHOWN BELOW, FITTED TO THE BASIC PATROL VEHICLE WILL DO NICELY.
THESE BASIC, GREEN PATROL VEHICLES WILL MAKE A SUBSTANTIAL POSITIVE CONTRIBUTION TO SAVING THE PLANET!

BEAN COUNTER TRANSPORT (SPECIAL ORDER)

IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT THE SHERIFF'S MAIN BEAN COUNTER, CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTER, CANNOT BE OVERLOOKED WHEN PLACING A NEW FLEET OF ECO-FRIENDLY VEHICLES INTO SERVICE. CRAPTAIN CENTNER, A DESK JOCKEY AND PENCIL PUSHER WHOSE ONLY HAZARDOUS DUTY IS BEING PLACED IN THE PATH OF AN ERRANT STAPLE FLYING ACROSS HIS DESK, CERTAINLY NEEDS THE COMFORT AND SECURITY OF HIDING BEHIND A DESK.  AFTER ALL, THOSE CHARGING HEREFORD CATTLE  CAN BE REALLY DANGEROUS WHEN STANDING BETWEEN THEM AND THE FEEDING TROUGH.

PRESENTED FOR READERS' CONSIDERATION IS A SPECIAL ORDER BEAN COUNTER TRANSPORT, WHICH, OF COURSE, WILL HAVE TO BE SPECIALLY ADAPTED FOR PINOCCHIO CENTER, THE BASIC MODEL SHOWN BELOW.  THE BASE MODEL IS ONLY A MODEST $525.00, A REAL BARGAIN TO ACCOMMODATE AN IMPORTANT PENCIL PUSHER LIKE CENTNER!


READERS WILL NOTE THE ERGONOMIC DESIGN.  A MESH BASKET AT THE FRONT OF THE VEHICLE WILL EASILY ACCOMMODATE TWO DOZEN DUNKIN' DONUTS OR THIRTY-SIX KRISPY KREME DONUTS.

READERS WILL NOTE, THAT EVEN TRAVELLING TO STAPLES TO PICK UP ANOTHER GROSS OF LEAD PENCILS, PINOCCHIO CENTNER WILL HAVE THE SENSUAL EXPERIENCE OF SITTING IN HIS PLUSH OFFICE CHAIR RIGHT BEHIND HIS OFFICE  DESK.  THE STANDARD BASKET WILL SURELY HOLD AT LEAST ONE FULL GROSS OF #2 LEAD PENCILS, ENOUGH TO LAST CENTNER FOR AT LEAST ONE MONTH.

SPECIAL UPGRADES WILL BE REQUIRED.  NO EMERGENCY LIGHTING WILL BE REQUIRED.  THE ONLY REAL EMERGENCY TO WHICH PINOCCHIO EVER RESPONDS IS A PAPER JAM IN THE OFFICE COPY MACHINE.

PINOCCHIO CENTNER'S BEAN COUNTER TRANSPORT WILL HAVE TO BE UPGRADED WITH AN AUTOMATIC PENCIL SHARPENER, SHOWN BELOW.

THIS IS A BARGAIN UPDATE AT AN UP CHARGE OF ONLY $20.99!  WITH THIS UPGRADE, CENTNER WILL HAVE NO FEAR OR ANXIETY OF BEING WITHOUT A SHARPENED PENCIL AT ALL TIMES.

ALSO, CENTNER'S BEAN COUNTER TRANSPORT MUST BE UPGRADED WITH AN INDESTRUCTIBLE STAINLESS STEEL PAIL SO AS TO PERMIT HIM TO CONTINUE COUNTING BEANS TO AND FROM DUNKIN' DONUTS. 



THE UP CHARGE FOR THE STAINLESS STEEL PAIL IS NEGLIGIBLE!

THE NEXT MANDATORY UPGRADE IS AN INDUSTRIAL GRADE BROOM TO PERMIT PINOCCHIO CENTNER TO SWEEP THE FACTS AND THE TRUTH UNDER THE RUG, A USUAL AND CUSTOMARY PRACTICE IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM!




THE BLOGGER, OF COURSE, IS NOT REFERRING TO THE RECENT "PRESS" CONFERENCE RELATING TO THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.  PINOCCHIO CENTNER DIDN'T SWEEP ANY REAL FACTS UNDER THE RUG SIMPLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT HAVE ANY REAL AND TRUE FACTS TO BEGIN WITH!!!

TRUTH BE TOLD, THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF CONCLUDED ON DECEMBER 16, 2016, THE DATE ON WHICH BRYON "DISAPPEARED," THAT BRYON HAD COMMITTED SUICIDE.  WHY BOTHER INVESTIGATING A "SUICIDE," SO THEY DIDN'T BOTHER!  WHAT A BUNCH OF COMPLETE MORONS WITH NO CHARACTER AND NO INTEGRITY.  KEYSTONE KOPS WITH THE UNFETTERED ABILITY TO SCREW UP EVEN THE MOST INNOCENT OF WET DREAMS!

LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, PINOCCHIO CENTNER'S BEAN COUNTER TRANSPORT MUST BE EQUIPPED WITH A BULLSHIT SPREADER TO BE USED IN ALL FUTURE "PRESS" CONFERENCES WHERE CENTNER ROUTINELY SPREADS IMPROBABLE UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT IN AN UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL AND COVER UP THE COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE WHERE CORRUPT POLITICIANS ARE THE TAIL THAT WAGS THE DOG.




WHILE $4,500 MIGHT SEEM TO BE AN EXORBITANT AMOUNT TO EXPEND FOR AN UPGRADE, FAR OUTSTRIPPING THE INITIAL INVESTMENT OF THE $525.00 BASE COST OF THE BEAN COUNTER TRANSPORT, THE READERS SHOULD TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE SHEER VOLUME OF UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT THAT CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER THROWS AROUND DAILY!

SWAD VAN (SPECIAL WEAPONS AND DONUTS)

THERE ARE RARE OCCASIONS THAT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF IS REQUIRED TO MUSTER THE RESOURCES OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SWAD (SPECIAL WEAPONS AND DONUTS) TEAM.  ARRESTING ITINERANT MARAUDING AFRICAN AMERICAN MALES TRAVELING THOUGH THE COUNTY ON INTERSTATE 71 TYPICALLY CALLS FOR A RESPONSE FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY SWAD TEAM. 

THE PROPOSED SWAD VAN IS DEPICTED BELOW.


THE BASE PRICE OF OF THIS TURBO CHARGED 150 CC FOUR-STROKE ENGINE, ALTHOUGH NOT ELECTRICALLY OPERATED,  AT ONLY $800.00 IS MORE THAN REASONABLE. THE SWAD VAN IS CERTAINLY SUFFICIENTLY POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TRANSPORT THE ENTIRE SWAD TEAM TO RUSTLE A HERD OF CATTLE OUT OF THE COUNTY'S MANY RURAL ROADWAYS WITHOUT INORDINATE DELAY!

UNLIKE THE BEAN COUNTER TRANSPORT, THE SWAD VAN REQUIRES ONLY ONE UPGRADE, AN INDUSTRIAL BROOM (SHOWN ABOVE) TO SWEEP THE COW MANURE OFF THE ROADWAY.

THE SWAD VAN CAN PROPERLY BE INTEGRATED INTO THE FLEET AS A MULTI-PURPOSE VEHICLE, PERFECT FOR GROUP DONUTS RUNS TO DUNKIN' DONUTS BETWEEN EMERGENCY COW RUNS.

CENTRALLY LOCATED CHARGING STATIONS

WHILE SOME MIGHT QUESTION THE WISDOM OF RELYING UPON AN ALL-ELECTRIC FLEET OF SHERIFF'S SERVICE VEHICLES FOR WANT OF SUFFICIENT CHARGING STATIONS, THAT PROBLEM IS EASILY SOLVED.

THE COUNTY NEED ONLY INSTALL CHARGING STATIONS AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, LOCATED IN PETTICOAT JUNCTION AND AT EVERY DONUT SHOP WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF MEDINA COUNTY.  CITIZENS CAN BE ASSURED THAT THE SHERIFF'S FLEET OF BASIC PATROL VEHICLES WILL BE FULLY CHARGED AT ALL TIMES.

IT IS FINALLY TIME FOR MEDINA COUNTY, LOCATED DEEP WITHIN THE LAWLESS LAKE ERIE BAYOU, TO TAKE A FIRST STEP INTO THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY WITH A MODEST INVESTMENT IN "GREEN" TECHNOLOGY!  READING LESSONS FOR SHERIFF'S PERSONNEL COME NEXT!


Monday, August 7, 2017

HISTORY POP QUIZ !

IN ORDER TO OFFER REGULAR READERS SOME BRIEF RESPITE FROM THE NORMAL GRIME AND CORRUPTION IN MEDINA COUNTY, THE BLOGGER HAS DECIDED TO PUBLISH A POP QUIZ TO TEST READERS' KNOWLEDGE OF TWENTIETH CENTURY RELATIVELY MODERN HISTORY.

FOLLOWING IS THE MULTIPLE CHOICE HISTORICAL QUESTION AND THE CORRECT  ANSWER:

QUESTION:  WHO IS REPORTED TO HAVE SAID, "I WANT TO BE A TAMPON?"

CHOICES:  A. BRITAIN'S PRINCE CHARLES

                     B. PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY JUDGE
                          "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER

THINK ABOUT YOUR ANSWER BEFORE POSITING A GUESS!

HERE IS THE CORRECT ANSWER:

A. PRINCE CHARLES IN A LATE NIGHT CELL PHONE CALL WITH CAMILLA BOWLES MADE THE AMUSING COMMENT.

THE ALMOST CORRECT ANSWER:

B. "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS ALMOST THE CORRECT ANSWER.  THE LANGUAGE OF THE QUOTATION IS REALLY THE KEY TO THE ANSWER AS ANY ASTUTE READER HAS QUICKLY REALIZED.

THE RATIONALE:

WHEREAS PRINCE CHARLES, A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY, CLAIMED HE "WANTED TO BE A TAMPON,"  REGULAR READERS QUICKLY RECOGNIZED THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS LONG AGO BEEN RECOGNIZED AS A TAMPON.

AND A DOUCHEBAG, TOO!

Monday, July 31, 2017

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF RELIES ON THE "WALKING DEAD" THEORY TO EXPLAIN AWAY AND COVERUP THE MURDER OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON !!!

IT IS OBVIOUS TO THE BLOGGER THAT MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S SPOKESMAN, PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY AND BEAN COUNTER, CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER AND HIS LEAD DEFECTIVE DICKLESS TRACY HAVE WATCHED ONE TOO MANY EPISODES OF THE WALKING DEAD.  THEIR ATTEMPTS TO PASS OFF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON AS A SUICIDE IS PROFOUNDLY IRRATIONAL AND RELIES ON THE PREMISE THAT BRYON CAST HIMSELF INTO THE LAKE AFTER HIS DECEASE.  WHILE THAT THEORY MAY MAKE A GOOD STORY LINE ON AN EPISODE OF THE WALKING DEAD, THEIR THEORY (AND IT IS ONLY A THEORY)  IS WILDLY PREPOSTEROUS AND DOES NOT SQUARE WITH THE FACTS.

FACT #1 -  THE CUYAHOGA COUNTY CORONER, A SPECIALIST IN FORENSIC MEDICINE, FOUND NO WATER IN BRYON'S LUNGS OR AIRWAY.  WHAT THAT MEANS, EVEN TO THE UNINFORMED LAYMAN, IS THAT BRYON WAS ALREADY DECEASED WHEN THE SUSPECT PLACED BRYON'S BODY IN THE WATER!  THERE IS NO OTHER PLAUSIBLE WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS UNDISPUTED FACT!!!

CRAPTAIN PINOCCHO CENTNER MADE THE FALSE BOLD STATEMENT THAT NO ONE OTHER THAN BRYON MACRON WAS INVOLVED IN HIS DEATH.  THERE IS GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON HAD DIRECT CONTACT WITH HIS ASSAILANT IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO THE FATAL ENCOUNTER. THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO IDENTIFY THE REAL KILLER AND NOW ATTEMPT TO COVERUP NOTHING LESS THAN THEIR COMPLETE AND TOTAL INCOMPETENCE AT IDENTIFYING THE SUSPECT.

CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER CONVENIENTLY FAILED TO PRESENT THAT NOT-SO-INCONVENIENT FACT TO THE MEDIA THAT BRYON MET WITH HIS KILLER AS HE SET ABOUT TO DISPARAGE THE REPUTATION OF BRYON MACRON, A COMBAT VETERAN OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS.

WHAT ABOUT THE WEAPON THAT BRYON USED TO SELF-INFLICT HIS STAB WOUNDS, INCLUDING DEFENSIVE WOUNDS TO HIS LEFT ARM?  PINOCCHIO CENTNER HAS APPARENTLY CONCLUDED THAT BRYON WANTED HIS ALLEGED SELF-INFLICTED WOUNDS TO LOOK REALISTIC BEFORE HE THREW HIMSELF INTO THE LAKE AFTER HE DECEASED.

SILLY ME! THE BLOGGER HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN THAT SHERIFF'S DE(PEW)TIES FOUND A KNIFE AND A PAIR OF GLOVES AT ONE OF THE BLOODY CRIME SCENES AND PROMPTLY THREW THEM AWAY!

WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE ANY REASON TO SUSPECT THAT THE RECOVERY OF A KNIFE AND A PAIR OF GLOVES AT A BLOODY CRIME SCENE WOULD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH A VIOLENT ASSAULT OR A MURDER?

WHAT A BUNCH OF RANK BUSH LEAGUE AMATEURS!

IF ANY READERS ARE LOOKING TO FIND AN ASSEMBLED GROUP OF COMPLETE F@@CKING IDIOTS, LOOK NO FURTHER. YOUR SEARCH IS OVER.

CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER WANTS YOU, THE READERS, TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON MACRON WAS DESPONDENT OVER AN INSTALLMENT CREDIT CARD DEBT, WHICH WAS "PAID AS AGREED" ACCORDING TO BRYON'S OWN POST MORTEM CREDIT REPORT.  PINOCCHIO FURTHER WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON WAS SO UPSET THAT HE WAS MEETING HIS MINIMAL CREDIT CARD DEBTS TIMELY THAT HE DECIDED TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE BY STABBING HIMSELF SO REALISTICALLY AS TO PRESENT WITH DEFENSIVE WOUNDS ON HIS LEFT ARM.  THEN, AFTER STABBING HIMSELF, DROVE OVER TO CHIPPEWA LAKE AND, ALTHOUGH ALREADY DECEASED, 
PARKED HIS CAR AT THE BEACHSIDE PARKING LOT, THEREAFTER EXITING HIS AUTO LEAVING NO BLOOD TRAIL (BRYON WAS, AFTER ALL, DECEASED BY THIS TIME) AND WALKED OUT TO THE CENTER OF THE LAKE AND JUMPED IN.  THE LACK OF ANY FOOTPRINTS OR A BLOOD TRAIL ON THE THIN ICE IS A LITTLE MORE DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN SO PINOCCHIO CENTER AND DICKLESS TRACY DISMISSED THAT FACT AS AN ANOMALY AND DISMISSED IT JUST LIKE THE KNIFE AND GLOVES FOUND AT ONE OF THE BLOODY CRIME SCENES.

IT APPEARS TO THE BLOGGER THAT PINOCCHIO CENTNER BELIEVES THAT YOU, THE READERS, ARE AS STUPID AS THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF 'S OFFICE.

THE BLOGGER DOESN'T THINK SO!

THERE IS AN IRONIC TWIST TO THIS COVERUP THE BLOGGER WILL REVEAL WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, WHICH IS AFTER BRYON'S KILLER IS BROUGHT BEFORE THE BAR OF JUSTICE AND A REAL AND HONEST JUDGE!


Thursday, July 27, 2017

EXAMINING ONE OF CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER'S DELIBERATE FALSE CLAIMS TO THE NEWS MEDIA

IT IS PERFECTLY CLEAR TO EVEN THE MOST CASUAL OBSERVER THAT MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER HAS MADE A NUMBER OF DELIBERATELY FALSE STATEMENTS TO THE NEWS MEDIA IN AN ATTEMPT TO ASSASINATE THE CHARACTER, REPUTATION, AND MEMORY OF THE LATE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON WHO WAS MURDERED ON THE  PREMISES OF THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP ADMINISTRATION BUILIDING BY AN ASSAILANT, ALLEGEDLY UNKOWN TO SHERIFF'S LEAD DEFECTTIVE  DICKLESS TRACY,  BETWEEN THE APPROXIMATE HOURS OF 4:30 AM AND 5:00 AM ON THE MORNING OF DECEMBER 16, 2016.  THAT IS A FACT !!!

IT CAN BE REASONABLY DEDUCED THAT CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER, A PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY AND BEAN COUNTER SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE CADRE OF "SUMMER' S EVE" DEFECTIVES, HAS TRIED TO MISLEAD THE PUBLIC WITH HIS THINLY VEILED ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL THE COVERUP OF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.

IT REMAINS UNKNOWN TO THE BLOGGER WHICH OF THESE COMPLETE IDIOTS, WHETHER PINOCCHIO CENTNER OR  DICKLESS  TRACY,  DECIDED TO MISLEAD THE PUBLIC BY CLAIMING THAT BRYON MACRON HAD BEEN HEAVILY IN DEBT.  ONE THING IS SURE . ONE OF THESE MORONS CLEARLY REACHED AS FAR AS POSSIBLE INTO THE NETHER REGIONS TO PULL THAT FALSE CLAIM DIRECTLY OUT OF HIS ASS  WITHOUT DUE REGARD FOR THE EVIDENCE AND THE FACTS.  SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?  THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME!

NOW READERS MAY ASK HOW THE BLOGGER COULD KNOW THAT CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO CENTNER MADE THE DELIBERATELY FALSE CLAIM THAT BRYON MACRON WAS HEAVILY IN DEBT.

THE BLOGGER SIMPLY DID WHAT A COMPTENT INVESTIGATOR WOULD NORMALLY BE EXPECTED TO DO BY CHECKING THE UNASSAILABLE RECORDS, WHICH PINOCCHIO'S TOTALLY INCOMPTENT "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES FAILED TO DO, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER THING A CAPABLE INVESTIGATOR MIGHT BE EXPECTED TO DO.

READERS SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT EXACTLY ROCKET SCIENCE.  A LITTLE COMMON SENSE (NOT SO COMMON, IT TURNS OUT, AT THE SHERIFF'S' OFFICE) WILL DO NICELY.

THE BLOGGER SIMPLY REVIEWED BRYON MACRON'S CREDIT REPORT ISSUED IN FEBRUARY 2017. .A THOROUGH AND DILIGENT REVIEW OF EVERY ENTRY ON BRYON'S CREDIT REPORT SHOWED NO SIGNIFICANT DEBT LOAD, CONTRARY TO PINOCCHIO CENTNER'S DELIBERATELY FALSE PUBLIC  STATEMENTS!

READERS SHOULD REMEMBER THAT, UNLIKE PINOCCHIO CENTNER, THE NORMAL COURSE OF BUSINESS RECORDS JUST DO NOT LIE!

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

COVERUP!!!!

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL THAT A WEEK AGO THE BLOGGER SUGGESTED THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE WAS COVERING UP THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON AND POSED THE HYPOTHETCAL THAT THEY MAY BE COVERING UP THE FACT THAT ONE OF THEIR OWN (A POLICE WANNABE)  COMMITTED BRYON'S MURDER. THAT HYPOTHESIS SET OFF A FIERCE  REACTION  FROM SHERIFF'S CRAPTAIN DAVID CENTNER, A PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY AND  BEAN COUNTER

THE BLOGGER CLEARLY STRUCK A RAW NERVE WITH THAT POST!!!

ON THE MORNING FOLLOWING THAT POST, CRAPTAIN CENTNER, A BALD-FACED LIAR, CALLED MRS. MACRON'S ATTORNEY,  MADE THE TYPICAL FALSE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST THE BLOGGER, AND THEN MADE VEILED THREATS DIRECTED AT THE BLOGGER IN AN UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT TO INTIMIDATE THE BLOGGER INTO BACKING AWAY FROM HIS EFFORTS TO BRING THE OFFENDER WHO MURDERED BRYON MACRON TO JUSTICE.

THE BLOGGER, AN HONORABLY RETIRED AND HIGHLY DECORATED RETIRED FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER,  IS NOT INTIMIDATED BY THREATS FROM A BEAN-COUNTING DESK JOCKEY WHO INFORMED MRS. MACRON'S LEGAL COUNSEL HE IS "KEEPING AN EYE" ON THE BLOGGER.  BETTER HE SHOULD HAVE KEPT AN EYE ON HIS "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES CHARGED WITH INVESTIGATING THE MURDER OF BRYON MACRON, BUT DID NOT.

THE BLOGGER HAS SPOKEN WITH ENOUGH PEOPLE, SOME OF WHOM MIGHT WELL BE DESCRIBED AS INSIDERS, TO HAVE DRAWN THE CONCLUSION THAT SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER DECIDED FROM THE OUTSET THAT THE MURDER OF BRYON MACRON WAS NOT GOING TO BE SOLVED , COME HELL OR HIGH WATER.  TOO MANY SKELETONS ARE RATTLING AROUND IN THE CLOSETS OF CORRUPT POLITICIANS TO BE RESURRECTED BY A  COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE INVESTIGATION INTO THE DEATH OF AN INNOCENT CITIZEN AND HONEST, DEDICATED PUBLIC SERVANT (AS IF THESE MORONS HAVE ANY CLAIM TO COMPETENCE).

UNLIKE CENTNER, THE SUPERVISOR OF THE SHERIFF'S AND THEREFORE THE CHIEF CHICKENSHIT, THE BLOGGER HAD SUFFICIENT INTESTINAL FORTITUDE (UNLIKE CENTNER) TO CONFRONT THIS CHICKENSHIT ABOUT HIS VEILED THREATS.  DURING THAT CONVERSATION, WHICH CAN HARDLY BE DESCRIBED AS A CORDIAL SOCIAL CALL, THE BLOGGER EXPRESSLY TOLD CENTER THAT HE AND HIS CREW WERE INCAPABLE OF SOLVING THIS CRIME.  CENTNER'S ONLY RESPONSE WAS , YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE HAVE OR HAVE NOT DONE IN OUR INVESTIGATION. "WHAT INVESTIGATION???

THE BLOGGER INFORMED CRAPTAIN CENTNER HE KNEW FOR A FACT THAT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAD NOT INTERVIEWED BRYON MACRON'S FAMILY, FRIENDS, OR ASSOCIATES,  NO RESPONSE FROM THE CRAPTAIN!

THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT THE CRAPTAIN ATTEMPTED TO SELL A LOAD OF PURE, UNADULTERED BULLSHIT AT THE "PRESS CONFERENCE."  NOBODY IS BUYING!

THE BLOGGER, WITH MORE THAN 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE INVESTIGATING VIOLENT CRIMES IN HOSTILE, CRIMINAL ENVIRONMENTS, TURNS OUT TO BE THE GADFLY IN THEIR OINTMENT.  THE BLOGGER WILL HAVE TO ADMI, HOWEVR, UNLIKE CRALTAIN CENTNER, THE BLOOGER HAS NEVER BEEN REQUIRED TO MOVE A HERD OF COWS FROM THE HIGHWAY.  THE BLOGGER HAS NO DOUBT THAT BOSSIE THE COW CAN BE AN ORNERY CRITTER!

THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAS BEEN DICKING AROUND WITH THIS CASE FOR MORE THAN SEVEN MONTHS AND HAS COME UP WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

CONVERSELY, THE BLOGGER HAS STEPPED OUT OF RETIRMENT TO OFFER HIS EXPERTISE AND EXPERIENCE TO THE MACRON FAMILY, AT NO COST TO THE FAMILY OR TO TAXPAYERS, TO RESOLVE THIS CASE AND TO BRING THE OFFENDER TO JUSTICE.

WHILE THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAS BEEN DICKING AROUND FOR MORE THAN SEVEN MONTHS WITH NO RESULTS, IT HAS TAKEN THE BLOGGER ABOUT THREE WEEKS TO INTERVIEW MACRON FAMILY MEMBERS AND REVIEW CERTAIN RECORDS.  AFTER NO MORE THAN THREE WEEKS OF COMPTENT INVESTIGATIVE EFFORT, WITH NO SMALL LEVEL OF ASSISTANCE FROM MRS MACRON AND HER SISTER WHO HAVE CONDUCTED THEIR OWN INVESTIGATION FAR SUPERIOR TO THE IMPOTENT EFFORTS OF THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, THE BLOGGER HAS BROUGHT THE HOMICIDE SHARPLY INTO FOCUS!  THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION THAT BRYON MACRON WAS THE VICTIM OF A HOMICIDE AS MUCH AS THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF WOULD LIKE TO SWEEP THIS MATTER UNDER THE RUG FOR PETTY POLITICAL CONSIDERATIONS.

LET'S EXAMINE SOME OF CRAPTAIN CENTNER' BULLSHIT CLAIMS:

1) BRYON MACRON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS OWN DEATH.  THIS CLAIM IS PURE BULLSHIT AND DEFIES THE DESCRIPTION OF STUPIDITY INVOLVED IN ARRIVING AT THIS CONCLUSION.  BRYON WAS MURDERED,  PLAIN AND SIMPLE!  YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A BRAIN SURGEON TO COME TO THAT CONCLUSION!

2). BRYON WAS HEAVILY IN DEBT.  ANOTHER LOAD OF BULLSHIT! AN OUTSTANDING INSTALLMENT CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT CAN HARDLY BE DESCRIBED AS  " HEAVILY IN DEBT."

3). THERE WERE "DRUGS" FOUND IN BRYON'S BLOODSTREAM ACCORDING TO TOXICOLOGY REPORTS.  ANOTHER BOGUS CLAIM INTENDED TO DEFAME BRYON'S REPUTATION AND MEMORY, MADE IN AN UNCONSCIONABLE ATTEMPT TO COVER UP THE CONCEALMENT OF THE TRUE FACTS OF BRYON'S MURDER.  ANY CHEMICAL COMPINDS FOUND IN BRYON'S BODY ARE THE BY-PRODUCT OF NORMAL DECOMPOSITION.  NO MYSTERY THER, MUCH A CENTNER WOULD HAVE THE PUBLIC BELIEVE OTHERWISE!  THIS JUST MOTE BULKSHIT IN AN ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL THEIR OWN COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE, PERHAPS EVEN DELIBERATE INCOMPETENCE.

4).  BRYON WAS INVOLVED IN ACTIVITIES UNKNOWN TO HIS FAMILY.  THIS IS MORE TOTAL BULLSHIT.  LIKE MOST OF THEIR UNFOUNDED CLAIMS, LIKE BRYON FLEW TO CALIFORNIA. SHERIFF'S PERSONNEL HAVE PULLED THIS ONE OUT OF THEIR COLLECTIVE ASS!  THE BLOGGER IS AWARE OF THE SUBSTANCE OF THIS CLAIM AND HAS RUN IT DOWN TO GROUND ONLY TO FIND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO MERIT TO THAT CLAIM.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT THE BLOGGER IS WELL ON HIS WAY TO SOLVING THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.  THE FINAL RESULTS OF THE BLOGGER'S COMPETENT AND THOROUGH INVESTIGATION WILL GO TO MRS. MACRON'S LEGAL COUNSEL WHO CAN DEAL WITH THESE MEDINA COUNTY MORONS . IT IS BENEATH THE BLOGGER'S DIGNITY TO DEAL WITH THESE RANK  BUSH LEAGUE AMATEURS!

Monday, July 24, 2017

TIME FOR ANOTHER QUESTION OF THE DAY !

PERIODICALLY, THE BLOGGER DISPENSES WITH PUBLISHING DAILY REPORTS OF THE PUBLIC CORRUPTION DOMINATING THE "NEWS" IN MEDINA COUNTY PUBLIC CORRUPTION NEWS WHERE EVERY DAY BRINGS MORE REVELATIONS ABOUT BACK DOOR DEALS AND PROFITEERING BY POLITICIANS,  BY AND THROUGH SHADY LAND DEALS.

LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP IS A PERFECT CASE ON POINT.  THERE ARE SO MANY SKELETONS RATTLING AROUND IN TOWNSHIP BUILDINGS THAT LOCAL POLITICIANS HAVE ABORTED ANY CREDIBLE ATTEMPT TO BRING JUSTICE TO THE FAMILY OF THE LATE BRYON MACRON WHO WASMURDERED IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM OF THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP "ADMINISTRATION" BUILDING.

YOU CAN BET THERE HAS BEEN SOME REAL ADMINISTERING GOING ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS OVER THERE.

TODAY'S QUESTION GOES TO THE ESCALATING RATE OF CRIME TO BE FOUND THROUGHOUT THE LAND.
QUESTION:  GIVEN THE RISING LEVEL OF CRIME, WHERE IS THE SAFEST PLACE IN ALL OF MEDINA COUNTY?

ANSWER:  SURPRISINGLY, THE ANSWER TO THE READER'S QUESTION IS NOT PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT TO ADDRESS.  THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS DUNKIN' DONUTS FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT ARMED SHERIFF' S DE(PEW)TIES CAN BE FOUND THERE AROUND THE CLOCK, 24/7.  ARMED, OF COURSE, MEANING THAT EVERYONE OF THEM HAS TWO ARMS AND TWO HANDS, PERMITTING THEM TO TAKE A TWO-FISTED APPROACH TO GOBBLING DONUTS BY THE DOZENS!
SO THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL THE DIRE NEED FOR SAFETY AND COMFORT, DROP  BY DUNKIN' DONUTS, BELLY UP TO THE DONUT BAR, AND JOIN EVER PRESENT DE(PEW)TIES FOR A COUPLE OF ROUNDS OF DONUTS.  HOT AND STEAMY "CREAM" STICKS APPEAR TO BE PARTICULARLY POPULAR!

Thursday, July 20, 2017

MEDINA ARTS COUNCIL TO PRESENT CONCERT ON THE SQUARE !

IN ATTEMPTING TO FURTHER LOCAL INTEREST IN THE ARTS, THE MEDINA ARTS COUNCIL IS PRESENTING A SUMMERTIME CONCERT ON THE SQUARE, WITH MUSICAL RENDITIONS BY THE MEDINA COUNTY CHAMBER ORCHESTRA, SPONSORED BY THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN., AND CREATIVE PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR "ROSEY PALM"QUIST.

THE CONCERT ON THE SQUARE WILL PRESENT A SOMEWHAT RADICAL DEPARTURE FROM NORMALLY ACCEPTED CHAMBER MUSIC.

THE CONCERT WILL INCLUDE A MUSICAL INTERPRETATION OF GEORGE GERSHWIN'S RHAPSODY IN BLEW FEATURING A DUET BY "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND SHERIFF'S CRAPTAIN DAVID CENTNER PERFORMING ON NEARLY MATCHING SKIN FLUTES.

DRESS REHEARSAL WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH - ALMOST.

THE MEDINA COUNTY CHAMBER ORCHESTRA HELD A DRESS REHEARSAL AT THE CLOVERLEAF RECREATION CENTER, ATTENDED ONLY BY THE SELECT MEMBERSHIP OF THE ARTS COUNCIL.

AT THE APPROPRIATE MOMENT, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND CENTNER (A PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE) TOOK CENTER STAGE, ATTIRED IN MATCHING OUTFITS.

THOSE IN ATTENDANCE REPORT THAT COLLIER AND CENTNER PERFORMED FLAWLESSLY ON THE SKIN FLUTE AS THEY PERFORMED GEORGE GERSHWIN'S RHAPSODY IN BLEW.  THE MUSIC IS REPORTED TO HAVE TRILLED TO AN EXPLOSIVE CRESCENDO.

AT THE CONCLUSION OF THEIR DUET, COLLIER AND CENTNER WERE MET WITH SNICKERS AND CHORTLES OF MUFFLED LAUGHTER, APPARENTLY CAUSED BY THEIR MATCHING APPAREL.

IT TURNS OUT THAT COLLIER AND CENTNER WERE DRESSED ALIKE IN MATCHING SPANDEX BODY SUITS, HOT PINK IN COLOR!

WHAT DO YOU, THE READERS THINK, CAUSED THE SNAFU?

HERE'S THE SCOOP!

TURNS OUT THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SENT DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), ON A SHOPPING ERRAND WITH STRICT INSTRUCTIONS TO PURCHASE MATCHING SEERSUCKER SUITS  AT COX'SFOR HIM AND CENTNER TO BE WORN AT THE CONCERT PERFORMANCE.

THE ONLY PROBLEM CAME WHEN GARRITY, INSTEAD OF SHOPPING AT COX'S FOR  SEERSUCKER SUITS,  SHOPPED AT SEARS INSTEAD!

Monday, July 17, 2017

LOCAL FIRM DONATES LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL, TO PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER !



THE BLOGGER HAS UNCOVERED YET ANOTHER INTERESTING STORY, YET TO BE TOLD.  AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG ARE AWARE, THE BLOGGER HAS COMMENTED UPON THE EFFORTS OF PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE  WEASELPECKER" COLLIER TO BRING EMERGING TECHNOLOGY OF THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY INTO HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION.

FOR EXAMPLE, THE BLOGGER WAS THE FIRST NEWS OUTLET TO BREAK THE STORY THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS NOW RELYING UPON A NEW HIGH-TECH LEGAL RESEARCH TOOL, SHOWN BELOW.







AS TECHNOLOGY CONTINUES TO ADVANCE, THIS HAS BECOME THE AGE OF THE ROBOT!

IN FACT, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS INCORPORATED ROBOTICS INTO HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM # 1 STAFF.

SHOWN BELOW IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF "WEASELPECKER'S" NEWEST STAFF MEMBER, LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL!





IN A GESTURE TO SPUR THE LOCAL ECONOMY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS CHOSEN TO SUPPORT A LOCAL MEDINA COUNTY FIRM AND ORDERED LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL (FIRST GENERATION), LATER DONATED BY THE COMPANY AS A GESTURE OF GOOD WILL (BRIBE).

"WEASELPECKER" WAS GIVEN A PRIVATE AND PERSONAL "FIRST-HAND" DEMONSTRATION IN HIS BROTHEL CHAMBERS.  COLLIER IS SAID TO HAVE "COME" TO THE CONCLUSION THAT LOLA "PERFORMED" FLAWLESSLY.

PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS DESCRIBE LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL AS HAVING FIRM, FULLY FORMED BREASTS, LUSCIOUS FULLY FUNCTIONAL LIPS. AND IS FULLY AMBULATORY. SHE EVEN BENDS AT THE WAIST UPON COMMAND AND HAS LIFE-LIKE WRIST ACTION.

THE DELUXE MODEL ALREADY IN "SERVICE" IN "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS, IS EQUIPPED WITH A FLOW-THROUGH AIR FILTRATION SYSTEM WITH AN AIR INTAKE IN LOLA'S MOUTH.  DOCUMENTED LABORATORY TESTING HIS PROVEN THE SUCTION OF THE FILTRATION SYSTEM IS SO EFFICIENT IT IS SAID THAT LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE, A FEATURE PARTICULARLY "SATISFYING" TO "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

AS ALWAYS, GOOD NEWS TRAVELS FAST.

LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL HAS BECOME SO POPULAR, IT IS REPORTED THAT MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CRAPTAIN DAVID CENTNER HAS PLACED HIS OWN ORDER FOR THE DELUXE LOLA MODEL WITH THE OPTIONAL FLOW-THROUGH AIR FILTRATION SYSTEM!

THERE IS A SIDE NOTE TO ALL OF THIS.  THE BLOGGER RECENTLY REVIEWED CAMPAIGN FINANCE REPORTS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY BOARD OF ELECTIONS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, THE BLOGGER FOUND THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER CHARGED OFF $243.00 IN KRISPY KREME DONUTS TO HIS CAMPAIGN FUND. BEST GUESS IS THAT "WEASELPECKER" AND HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER, CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS AND MAIN SQUEEZE, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY HAD A RAVENOUS CASE OF THE "MUNCHIES" AFTER ONE OF THEIR USUAL AND CUSTOMARY WEEKEND TRYSTS.

THE UPSHOT IS THAT LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL WILL BE OFFERING "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER A COMFORTING LEVEL OF COMPANIONSHIP WHEN GARRITY IS AWAY, ATTENDING WEIGHT WATCHERS MEETINGS IN THE EVENING HOURS.

EMERGING TECHNOLOGIES HAVE NO BOUNDARIES, AS "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS DISCOVERED BY SUPPLEMENTING HIS OFFICE STAFF WITH LOLA, THE LOVE DOLL, THE LATEST ADVANCE IN "SERVICE" ROBOTICS! 

Friday, July 14, 2017

OFFICIAL COVERUP OF BRYON MACRON'S HOMICIDE !!!!

THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED A CREDIBLE REPORT THAT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE IS COVERING UP THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON !!!

A CREDIBLE SOURCE HAS REPORTED THAT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE IS ATTEMPTING TO INTIMIDATE POTENTIAL WITNESSES TO REMAIN SILENT ABOUT THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.

THIS IS NOT ONLY SHAMEFUL BUT UNLAWFUL AS WELL!  THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM IN MEDINA COUNTY WHERE THE SHERIFF IS USING HIS KIND-OF "LAW ENFORCEMENT" AUTHORITY AGAINST RESIDENTS OF THIS COUNTY, RATHER THAN PROTECTING THEIR LAWFUL INTERESTS.

THE SHERIFF IS CERTAINLY NOT COVERING UP THE TOTAL INCOMPETENCE OF HIS LEAD SO-CALLED "INVESTIGATOR, DICKLESS TRACY AND HIS CADRE OF "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES.

A DISPLAY OF THEIR COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE HAS BEEN ON FULL PUBLIC DISPLAY SINCE DECEMBER 15, 2016, THE DATE OF BRYON MACRON'S MURDER.

DO THEY KNOW THAT ONE OF THEIR OWN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MR. MACRON'S MURDER?

IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT!

YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE IF YOU CAN'T TRUST THE POLICE.  IN MEDINA COUNTY, YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST THE POLICE WANNABES, I.E. SHERIFF'S DE(PEW)TIES!

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

RESIDENTS SAYING, "OUR SHERIFF IS DEPLORABLE, DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM AGAIN!"

SO READS THE CAPTION OF A LETTER TO THE EDITOR FROM A CONCERNED CITIZEN TO THE POST NEWSPAPER, SHOWN BELOW.


IT SEEMS THAT COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE FED UP WITH THE LACKLUSTER PERFORMANCE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES, AND THEIR COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE AND BUNGLING OF THEIR (NON)INVESTIGATION OF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.

JUST WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?

IN FACT, THE PROBLEMS ARE MANIFOLD.  FIRSTLY, THIS GROUP OF MORONS HAS NO COMPETENT CONCEPT OF REAL LAW ENFORCEMENT.  THEY DO NOT KNOW THE LAW, THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY GRASP OF THE LEGAL CONCEPT OF PROBABLE CAUSE (THE BASIS OF A LAWFUL ARREST), THEY DO NOT THINK LIKE REAL POLICE (IF THEY THINK AT ALL), AND THEY RELY ON CORRUPT JUDGES LIKE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHO REALLY DOESN'T KNOW THE LAW EITHER, TO CARRY THEM THROUGH IN SPITE OF THEIR UNLAWFUL ARRESTS AND BULLSHIT CASES.

THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, LOCATED OVER AT PETTICOAT JUNCTION, HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO CONDUCT A DEATH INVESTIGATION, MUCH LESS A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION!

THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES HAVE NOT A CLUE WHEN IT COMES TO INVESTIGATING THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.  DESPITE THEIR EXTENSIVE TRAINING AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES," THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY, THE OFFICIAL TRAINING ACADEMY OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE, THEY HAVE NOT TAKEN ONE CREDIBLE STEP TO SOLVING THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON.

COLLECTING STOOL SAMPLES FROM LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP EMPLOYEES IS JUST NOT GOING TO GET THE JOB DONE, ALTHOUGH IT'S SYMPTOMATIC OF THE KIND OF JOB THESE DEFECTIVES HAVE DONE.

A CURSORY PRIMER OF HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION FOR THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES.

READERS OF THIS BLOG SHOULD RECOGNIZE FROM THE OUTSET THAT INVESTIGATING THE CRIME OF HOMICIDE IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

TO MAKE THIS EASILY COMPREHENSIBLE TO THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES, CONSIDER THAT THE IMAGE SHOWN BELOW IS A PERFECT MODEL FOR CONDUCTING A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION.




LOOKING AT THE BULLSEYE TARGET, PICTURED ABOVE, PLACE THE HOMICIDE VICTIM, IN THIS CASE HOMICIDE VICTIM LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON IN THE YELLOW,  AT THE VERY  CENTER.  ANY HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION SHOULD FOCUS ON THE VICTIM, IN THIS CASE BRYON MACRON.  THAT FOCUS INCLUDES ESTABLISHING THE CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH, THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE COUNTY CORONER.

IN THE CASE OF THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON, FULLY SEVEN MONTHS LATER, THE CORONER HAS YET TO ISSUE A FINAL DEATH CERTIFICATE, PREVENTING THE FAMILY FROM CLAIMING INSURANCE BENEFITS, PLACING A FINANCIAL HARDSHIP ON THE MACRON FAMILY, NOT THAT THE CORONER GIVES A SHIT!

IF THE COUNTY CORONER HAS A DIFFICULT TIME DETERMINING THE MANNER OF DEATH (HOMICIDE), THE BLOGGER WILL BE ONLY HAPPY TO SIT DOWN WITH HER AND EXPLAIN TO HER HOW THIS CRIME CANNOT BE ANYTHING BUT A HOMICIDE

ONCE THE VICTIM HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED, THE CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH RULED BY THE CORONER, WE MOVE OUT ONE CONCENTRIC CIRCLE FROM THE CENTER, IN THIS CASE THE RED RING, WHICH REPRESENTS THE FAMILY OF THE VICTIM, IMMEDIATE AND EXTENDED.  AT THE VERY LEAST REAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATORS SEEK TO EXPLORE THE FACTS OF THE LIFE OF THE VICTIM WHICH MAY VERY WELL LEAD TO THE IDENTIFICATION OF THE OFFENDER, WHICH MAY VERY WELL INCLUDE A FAMILY MEMBER.

AFTER FAMILY MEMBERS HAVE BEEN INTERVIEWED, REAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATORS MOVE ON AND INTERVIEW FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES OF THE VICTIM REPRESENTED BY THE BLUE CONCENTRIC CIRCLE.  AND SO ON.

THIS DIAGRAM REPRESENTS NO MORE THAN A LOGICAL, METHODICAL APPROACH TO A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION LIKELY TO LEAD TO THE IDENTIFICATION AND PROSECUTION OF THE OFFENDER.  

THERE ARE, HOWEVER, EXCEPTIONS TO THE GENERAL RULE WHERE THE SUSPECT IS TO BE FOUND OUT OF THE CONCENTRIC CIRCLES NEAREST TO THE VICTIM.  THE BLOGGER HAS EXPERIENCED SUCH EXCEPTION FIRSTHAND, BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT.

JUST WHERE HAVE THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES GONE WRONG?

ACCEPTING THE ABOVE MODEL AS A REASONABLE APPROACH TO CONDUCTING A PROFESSIONAL, LOGICAL, AND METHODICAL MANNER IN WHICH TO CONDUCT A TYPICAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION, IT IS EASY TO SEE WHERE THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES GOT OFF THE TRACK, RIGHT FROM THE OUTSET.

THESE MORONS HAVE YET TO REACH FIRST BASE. THEY HAVE NEVER INTERVIEWED MR. MACRON'S WIFE AND FAMILY MEMBERS! NOR HAVE THEY INTERVIEWED MR. MACRON'S FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES!  THIS IS FUBAR!

THEY WILL NEVER SOLVE THIS CASE, EVEN IF THEY WANT TO, AND THAT IS HIGHLY DOUBTFUL AT THIS POINT!









Monday, July 10, 2017

MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE FED UP WITH THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF, SITTING IN HIS IVORY TOWER OVER AT PETTICOAT JUNCTION !

THE LATEST IN BREAKING NEWS, NOT TO BE FOUND ELSEWHERE:


MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS FED UP WITH THE PISS-POOR PERFORMANCE OF MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF TOM "I DUNNO" MILLER!


THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED INFORMATION THAT MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE FED UP WITH THE LACK OF PERFORMANCE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HIS CROP OF "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES.

IN FACT, RESIDENTS ARE SO FED UP THAT THEY ARE CIRCULATING PETITIONS SEEKING TO REMOVE SHERIFF TOM "I DUNNO" MILLER FROM OFFICE.

THE BLOGGER IS NOT QUITE SURE WHICH STRAW BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK, BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN.  THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAS FAILED MISERABLY TO CONDUCT A COMPETENT INVESTIGATION INTO THE MURDER OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.

NOT ONLY HAVE THE SHERIFF'S "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES FAILED TO CARRY OUT THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL ACTIONS IN A DEATH INVESTIGATION, THEY FED THE FAMILY AND THE MEDIA A COMPLETE LOAD OF UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT, UNSUPPORTED IN ANY WAY BY FACTS AND EVIDENCE.

THE FAILURE OF THESE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES IS NOTHING SHORT OF MIND-NUMBING.  IT IS DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE HOW ANYONE CAN BE SO INCOMPETENT, SO LAZY,  SO STUPID, AND SO UNCOMMITTED AS THIS GROUP OF COMPLETE MORONS !!!

A PERFECT EXAMPLE IS THE "NEWS CONFERENCE" SCHEDULED TO UPDATE THE MEDIA ON THEIR (NON)INVESTIGATION INTO THE DEATH OF BRYON MACRON.

IT WAS QUITE A SIGHT TO SEE THE PRESENT SHERIFF STAND BEFORE THE NEWS CAMERAS AND, WHEN ASKED WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO MR. MACRON, THE SHERIFF STATED, WITH ALL THE TEPID FORCE HE COULD MUSTER, "I DUNNO!"

HERE'S THE SOLUTION: VICTORIA MACRON FOR SHERIFF!

VICTORIA MACRON, THE GRIEVING WIDOW OF BRYON MACRON, IS THE PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB.  SHE HAS FULLY EXPERIENCED THE EFFECTS OF THE INCOMPETENCE OF THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES OVER AT PETTICOAT JUNCTION AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT VICTIMS GO THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN TREATED UNKINDLY BY SHERIFF'S PERSONNEL LIKE DE(PEW)TY DIPSHIT HARHAY.

VICTORIA MACRON HAS THE RIGHT STUFF

MRS. MACRON IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB. SHE WOULD GO INTO OFFICE KNOWING, RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WHICH OF THESE MORONIC DE(PEW)TIES TO SHOW TO THE DOOR.  SHE CERTAINLY HAS THE FORTITUDE TO CAUSE THE REMAINING SLACKERS TO SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT.

SOME MAY OFFER THE SPURIOUS ARGUMENT THAT MRS. MACRON IS SHY ON PRIOR LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE.  THAT ARGUMENT IS DEFEATED BY THE FACTS.

FIRSTLY, MRS. MACRON HAS DEVELOPED MORE FACTS AND EVIDENCE SURROUNDING THE DEATH OF HER HUSBAND THAN THE ENTIRE CADRE OF THE SHERIFF'S "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES!  THAT IS A FACT BEYOND ANY DISPUTE!

MOREOVER, RECENT SHERIFFS HAVE NOT REALLY HAD ANY COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE.  AFTER ALL, CHASING TAILLIGHTS ON THE FREEWAY IS NOT PARTICULARLY INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGING AND DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY KNOWLEDGE AND ENFORCEMENT OF THE CRIMINAL LAW, OTHER THAN TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS.

MRS. VICTORIA MACRON IS THE RIGHT CHOICE TO REPLACE SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER AND TO SHAPE UP THE SLACKERS WHO (DON'T REALLY) "WORK" THERE, OTHER THAN TO HARASS AND PROSECUTE INNOCENT CITIZENS WHILE ALLOWING THE PSYCHOTIC MURDERERS TO WALK FREE WITH IMPUNITY.

VICTORIA MACRON HAS THE RIGHT STUFF TO BE A REAL SHERIFF, FOR  A CHANGE!




Thursday, July 6, 2017

JUST WHAT IS BRYON MACRON'S CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH ?

THE BLOGGER FINDS IT VERY INTERESTING THAT THE COUNTY CORONER HAS YET TO ISSUE A FINAL DEATH CERTIFICATE IDENTIFYING, TO A DEGREE OF SCIENTIFIC CERTAINTY, THE CAUSE AND MANNER OF DEATH OF BRYON MACRON.


BRYON MACRON'S CAUSE OF DEATH IS MYSTIFYING THE COUNTY CORONER.

GIVEN THE FACT THAT THE DEFECTIVES HAVE NOT BEEN FORTHCOMING WITH ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE DEATH OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON, NOT EVEN TO HIS FAMILY, AND COMPOUNDED BY THE FACT THAT CURRENT LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES HAVE GONE INTO STEALTH MODE AS THEY CIRCLE THE WAGONS, THE BLOGGER HAS TO WONDER WHY THE COUNTRY BUMPKINS AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAVE BEEN SO SILENT FOR SO LONG.

READERS CAN BE SURE IT IS NOT BECAUSE THEY HAVE FIGURED OUT THE FACTS AND CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING BRYON MACRON'S MURDER.

ACCORDING TO MEDIA REPORTS, THE PRELIMINARY AUTOPSY REPORT, WHICH WAS DISCLOSED ONLY AFTER A LAWSUIT FILED BY WKYC, THERE WAS NO WATER OR DEBRIS FOUND IN BRYON'S THROAT AD LUNGS.

THAT MEANS BRYON WAS DECEASED WHEN HIS BODY WAS PLACED INTO THE WATER.

ONE OF THE SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES WAS QUOTED IN MEDIA REPORTS AS HAVING SAID THERE WASN'T ENOUGH BLOOD AT THE SCENE TO BELIEVE THAT BRYON MACRON DIED FROM EXSANGUINATION - LOSS OF BLOOD! 

TO THAT OBSERVATION, THE BLOGGER HAS BUT ONE QUESTION.

WHERE DID THIS DEFECTIVE RECEIVE HIS MEDICAL DEGREE?

HYPOTHERMIA IS A GOOD BET.

HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A THEORY?  THE NARCISSISTIC, PSYCHOTIC, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SCUMBAG LOWLIFE(S) WHO MURDERED BRYON MACRON HID HIM IN A VACANT BARN WHERE THEY LET HIM BLEED TO DEATH AND ONLY LATER PLACED HIS BODY IN THE LAKE A WEEK OR SO LATER.

NOW THERE'S A THEORY THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.


THE CORONER IS ALSO APPARENTLY MYSTIFIED AS TO THE MANNER OF BRYON MACRON'S DEATH

THE MANNER OF DEATH IS JUST THAT, WHETHER THE DEATH IS NATURAL, ACCIDENTAL, SELF-INFLICTED (SUICIDE), OR HOMICIDE.

NONE OF THIS IS ROCKET SCIENCE.  THE REPORTED FACTS ARE THE CRIME SCENE AT THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP HALL HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS "HORRIFIC" ACCORDING TO ONE WITNESS, WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BLOOD SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE CONFERENCE ROOM.  MORE THAN JUST "SOME BLOOD."

WHAT THE COUNTRY BUMPKINS STUMBLED UPON WAS A HOMICIDE SCENE WITHOUT A BODY, NOT A PERSON WHO HOPPED ON A PLANE BOUND FOR CALIFORNIA TO OBTAIN BADLY NEEDED MEDICAL TREATMENT FOLLOWING A SUICIDE ATTEMPT.

THE SO-CALLED "INVESTIGATOR" WHO CLAIMED TO THE MEDIA THAT BRYON MACRON FLED TO A  NEW LIFE IN CALIFORNIA IS NO LESS THAT A COMPLETE IDIOT WHO SHOULD BE FLIPPING BURGERS AT ONE OF THE LOCAL TRUCK STOPS.

THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THIS IS A HOMICIDE AND EVERYONE IN THE COMMUNITY KNOWS IT!  WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE AND WHY?  ARE THEY COVERING UP FOR SOMEONE ALREADY KNOWN TO THEM? AFTER ALL, POLITICS MAKES STRANGE BEDFELLOWS.

THE SHERIFF SHOULD STEP ASIDE AND LET THE BIG BOYS BRING THIS CASE TO A PROPER SOLUTION

IT IS READILY APPARENT THAT THE SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES ARE STUMBLING AROUND IN THE DARK, GRASPING AT STRAWS.  THE MEDINA HAS REPORTED THAT A DEPUTY HAS TAKEN DNA SAMPLES FROM LAFAYETTE FIREFIGHTERS.
IT WOULD SEEM THAT THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, BUT THEY ARE OFF THE MARK.

THE BLOGGER, WITH 20 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE INVESTIGATING VIOLENT CRIMES, ROBBERIES, RAPES, MURDERS, BOMBINGS AND THE LIKE, IS HIGHLY CONFIDENT HE CAN DEVELOP THE FACTS AND EVIDENCE TO SOLVE THE CRIME AND SUCCESSFULLY PROSECUTE (IN AN HONEST COURT WITH AN HONEST JUDGE YOU WON'T FIND IN MEDINA COUNTY) AND CONVICT  THE NARCISSISTIC, PSYCHOTIC, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SCUMBAG LOWLIFE(S) WHO MURDERED BRYON MACRON.

PERHAPS IT'S TIME FOR THE SHERIFF TO STEP ASIDE AND LET THE BIG BOYS INVESTIGATE THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON!  THAT WAY THIS CASE WILL BE SOLVED AND JUSTICE SERVED, A PARTICULARLY UNCOMMON RESULT IN MEDINA COUNTY!



  

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPUTY CONSIDERS HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TRUSTEE TO BE A LAUGHING MATTER !!!!

IT WOULD CERTAINLY APPEAR THAT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE CONSIDERS THE HOMICIDE OF TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON TO BE NO MORE THAN A LAUGHING MATTER.

CONSIDER THE REVOLTING CONDUCT OF A MORONIC MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPUTY AT THE ANNUAL JULY 4 PARADE AT CHIPPEWA LAKE.

INFORMATION WAS RECEIVED FROM A SOURCE THAT VICTORIA MACRON, THE GRIEVING WIDOW OF THE MURDERED BRYON MACRON, ATTENDED THE JULY 4 PARADE, HANDING OUT FLYERS TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC, SEEKING INFORMATION ABOUT THE MURDER OF HER LATE HUSBAND.

IT IS REPORTED THAT MRS. MACRON HANDED ONE SUCH FLYER TO A PARTICULAR MEDINA COUNTY DE(PEW)TY NAMED HARHAY.

IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT DE(PEW)TY HARHAY RECEIVED THE FLYER, LOOKED AT IT BRIEFLY, AND THEN LAUGHED AT MRS. MACRON, MOCKING HER!!!

THE BLOGGER MAY BE FROM THE OLD SCHOOL, BUT HE FINDS IT APPALLING THAT THIS DIPSHIT HARHAY SEEMS TO FIND IT FUNNY THAT BRYON MACRON, A DISTINGUISHED VETERAN OF THE U.S. MARINE CORPS, A PUBLIC SERVANT, PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY, LOVING HUSBAND AND FATHER AND INNOCENT CITIZEN, WAS MURDERED IN LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP.

SETTING ASIDE THE FACT THAT MRS. MACRON IS OUT SOLICITING INFORMATION ABOUT THE MURDER OF HER HUSBAND, A JOB THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE SHOULD BE DOING (AND HAVE NOT), COMMON DECENCY WOULD CALL FOR THIS DIPSHIT HARHAY TO HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE GRIEVING WIDOW OF A MURDER VICTIM.  NOT DIPSHIT HARHAY, WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS NO DECENCY AND NO RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE!

OF COURSE, IT IS QUITE LIKELY THAT DIPSHIT HARHAY DOES NO MORE THAN REFLECT THE ATTITUDE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE AS A WHOLE.  "WHY BOTHER, IT'S ONLY A DEAD GUY."

IN THE BLOGGER'S UNSOLICITED OPINION, DIPSHIT DE(PEW)TY HARHAY SHOULD BE SENT PACKING!

PERHAPS THE SHERIFF CAN TRANSFER THIS DIPSHIT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY PARK DISTRICT'S MARINE PATROL, WHERE HE CAN PLY THE TREACHEROUS WATERS AND SHIPPING LANES OF CHIPPEWA LAKE, SEARCHING FOR DRUG SMUGGLERS AND GUN RUNNERS.  

IN THAT EVENT, DIPSHIT DE(PEW)TY HARHAY WILL NOT BE REQUIRED TO HAVE ANY MEANINGFUL CONTACT WITH MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS, INCLUDING THE SURVIVORS OF HOMICIDE VICTIMS.


Monday, July 3, 2017

FOX8 NEWS BYPASSES THE USUAL AND CUSTOMARY MEDINA COUNTY CIRCLE JERK!

THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAS UNCONSCIONABLY WITHHELD DETAILS OF THEIR (NON) "INVESTIGATION" INTO THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON FROM THE MACRON FAMILY AND THE NEWS MEDIA, AS WELL.

PERHAPS THEY SIMPLY WISH THIS CASE TO DIE A SLOW DEATH AND FADE INTO THE ANNALS OF MEDINA COUNTY HISTORY OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION!

JUST ONE MORE UNSOLVED HOMICIDE TO THEIR DISCREDIT.  AFTER ALL, WITH ALL OF THOSE TEENAGERS WALKING AROUND AND SMOKING (HORRORS) MARIJUANA, THEY HAVE MORE IMPORTANT "LAW ENFORCEMENT" MATTERS TO ATTEND, NOT TO OVERLOOK THEIR "ENFORCEMENT EFFORTS" OF THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016.

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL THAT THE BLOGGER REPORTED IN A PRIOR POST THAT THE OHIO LEGISLATURE ENACTED THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016, BARRING FREE-RANGE CHICKENS FROM ROAMING AIMLESSLY ABOUT THE OHIO COUNTRYSIDE, CERTAINLY A WORTHWHILE ENDEAVOR OF THE LEGISLATURE.

READERS WILL ALSO RECALL THAT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF FORMED THE CHICKENSHIT SQUAD, A GROUP OF DEPUTIES SIMPLY KNOWN TO THEIR PEERS IN THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE AS THE CHICKENSHITS WHOSE PRIMARY DUTIES REQUIRE THEM TO SCOUR THE COUNTY'S ROADS AND HIGHWAYS SEIZING FREE-RANGE CHICKENS AND IMPOUNDING THEM AT POPEYE'S FRIED CHICKEN RESTAURANT IN WESTFIELD TOWNSHIP.

READERS MAY REFRESH BY VISITING A PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG, CAPTIONED

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD ENFORCES THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016, RAIDS EASTER EGG HUNT !!! EASILY FOUND AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2017/04/medina-county-sheriffs-chickenshit.html


WELL, FOX8 NEWS HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THE USUAL AND CUSTOMARY MEDINA COUNTY CIRCLE JERK!

IN A REALLY SLICK, CALCULATED MANEUVER, FOX8 NEWS BYPASSED THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTS WELL KNOWING THAT THEY WOULD NOT RECEIVE A FAIR HEARING BEFORE THE CROOKED JUDGES IN THE CORRUPT COURTS OF MEDINA COUNTY.

FOX8 NEWS HAS FILED A LAWSUIT IN THE OHIO COURT OF CLAIMS, COLUMBUS, SEEKING RELEASE OF BRYON MACRON'S TOXICOLOGY REPORTS !!!!

THE COMPLAINT FILED BY FOX8 NEWS IS SHOWN BELOW.


FOX8 NEWS HAS SET FORTH ITS GROUNDS FOR SEEKING RELIEF, SHOWN BELOW.



SOME INTERESTING STUFF TO BE FOUND THERE.  FOX8 NEWS IS CALLING UPON MEDINA COUNTY OFFICIALS TO COMPLY WITH THE LAW, A NOVELTY IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, PRESIDED BY PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHERE THE ONLY LAW IS MEDINA LAW, NOT RECOGNIZED IN ANY OTHER COURT IN THE LAND.

THE COUNTRY BUMPKINS OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE WON'T BE ABLE TO CONCEAL THE RESULTS ANY LONGER, GIVEN THE INCONTROVERTIBLE FACT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BY CONCEALING TEST RESULTS, UNLESS THEY ARE COVERING UP THIS CRIME!




Thursday, June 29, 2017

LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES GO INTO STEALTH MODE FOLLOWING THE MURDER OF TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON !!!

LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES HAVE GONE INTO STEALTH MODE FOLLOWING THE MURDER OF TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON, IN THE WAKE OF PUBLIC DISCLOSURES AT THIS BLOG.

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY RECALL THAT ON JUNE 2, 2017, THE BLOGGER PUBLISHED A POST AT THIS BLOG, CAPTIONED WHAT ARE THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES TRYING TO HIDE AFTER THE DEATH OF TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON? EASILY FOUND AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2017/06/what-are-lafayette-township-trustees.html

IN THAT POST, THE BLOGGER, PRESENTLY  IN THE ROLE OF A CITIZEN INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER, REPORTED THAT LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES HAD FAILED TO PUBLISH MINUTES OF TRUSTEE MEETINGS FOLLOWING THE HOMICIDE OF TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.

IN THAT POST, THE BLOGGER POSED THE FOLLOWING:

CURRENT LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES HAVE BEEN CONCEALING THE "BUSINESS" OF THE TOWNSHIP FROM PUBLIC DISCLOSURE SINCE THE TRUSTEE MEETING IN DECEMBER 2016!
WHY? WHAT DO THEY NOT WANT THE CITIZENS TO KNOW?
ARE THEY CONDUCTING BUSINESS TO WHICH MR. MACRON OBJECTED?  ARE THEY AFRAID THAT ANY SUCH DISCLOSURES MAY INEVITABLY LEAD TO THE IDENTIFICATION OF THE BAD GUY(S) RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER OF BRYON MACRON?

THE WHOLE THING STINKS TO THE HIGH HEAVENS! 
IN THAT PRIOR POST, THE BLOGGER PROVIDED A LINK TO THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP WEBSITE, AT THE TIME FOUND AT http://www.lafayettetownship.com

YESTERDAY, OUT OF CURIOSITY, THE BLOGGER DECIDED TO SEE IF THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES HAD TAKEN ANY SUBSEQUENT ACTION TO PUBLISH MINUTES OF PRIOR TRUSTEE MEETINGS, HERETOFORE CONCEALED FROM THE PUBLIC.

SO, THE BLOGGER "CLICKED" ON THE ABOVE-CITED LINK, EXPECTING TO BE TAKEN TO THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP WEBSITE.  PICTURED BELOW IS THE IS THE RESULT OF THAT INTERNET INQUIRY.



WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES, RATHER THAN TO MAKE PUBLIC THE MINUTES OF RECENT PRIOR MEETINGS FOLLOWING THE MURDER OF TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON, HAVE TAKEN THE WEBSITE OFFLINE !!!

LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES HAVE GONE INTO STEALTH MODE !!!

WHAT GIVES?  WHY GO INTO STEALTH MODE IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE?

IT IS OBVIOUS THEY ARE CIRCLING THE WAGONS OVER AT THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP HALL FOLLOWING THE MURDER OF BRYON MACRON.

CALLING TO MIND THAT OLD ADAGE, "WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S FIRE," THE BLOGGER CAN SMELL THE SMOKE FROM THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP HALL, SEVERAL MILES AWAY!


Monday, June 26, 2017

KNOW SOMETHING? SAY SOMETHING !!!

IT IS HIGH TIME THAT RESIDENTS OF MEDINA COUNTY BRING THE LOW-LIFE(S) WHO MURDERED LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON TO JUSTICE.

TO SOLVE THIS HOMICIDE, THE FOLLOWING FACTORS ARE PROBATIVE AND MUST NECESSARILY BE ADDRESSED:
1.)  MEANS
2.) MOTIVE
3.) OPPORTUNITY


MEANS

BASED UPON MEDIA REPORTS PERTAINING TO PRELIMINARY AUTOPSY REPORTS, WHICH WKYC HAD TO SUE FOR ACCESS, BRYON MACRON RECEIVED KNIFE WOUNDS.

A KNIFE, THEREFORE,  WAS THE MEANS BY WHICH THE PERPETRATOR(S) INFLICTED INJURY AND DEATH TO BRYON MACRON.

OPPORTUNITY

OBVIOUSLY, THE PERPETRATOR(S) TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY OF MR. MACRON'S PRESENCE AT THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP HALL TO COMMIT THE MURDER.

BRYON MACRON WAS NOT KILLED BY A WANDERING GROUP OF CHINESE BANDITS.

READERS CAN RELY UPON THE FACT THAT BRYON MACRON KNEW HIS ASSAILANT(S}.

MOTIVE

READERS SHOULD CONSIDER THE USUAL AND CUSTOMARY MOTIVES GENERALLY ATTENDANT TO THE CRIME OF HOMICIDE.  THOSE MOTIVES ARE LIKELY TO INCLUDE:

MONEY - NORMALLY IN THE COURSE OF A ROBBERY.  READERS CAN RULE THAT OUT STRAIGHTAWAY.  THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT ANYTHING HAD BEEN STOLEN.  BRYON'S PERSONAL COMPUTER AND CELL PHONE WERE RECOVERED AT THE SCENE OF THE OFFENSE.  NOTHING IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN STOLEN FROM THE TOWNSHIP HALL.

VENGEANCE - NOPE!  BRYON IS DESCRIBED AS HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, INCLINED TO REASON THROUGH ANY POTENTIAL DISPUTE.  THERE IS NO KNOWN EVIDENCE THAT BRYON HAD BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY PERSONAL DISPUTE WITH ANYONE.

ROMANCE - THIS IS ONE MOTIVE, WITH PASSIONS INFLAMED OVER A SPURNED LOVER OR JEALOUS SIGNIFICANT OTHER.  READERS CAN CROSS THAT OFF THE LIST. BRYON WAS MARRIED TO A LOVELY WIFE WITH WHOM HE WAS IN REGULAR CONTACT THROUGHOUT THE DAY ON A DAILY BASIS.  MOREOVER, HE HAD A HAPPY FAMILY LIFE AND WAS ACTIVELY INVOLVED IN THE DAILY LIVES OF HIS THREE BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS.

WHAT ELSE IS LEFT MIGHT YOU, THE READERS, ASK?

BUSINESS DISPUTE/TO SILENCE A WITNESS - ONE, OR BOTH, OF THESE ALTERNATIVES SEEM TO PRESENT THE MOST LIKELY MOTIVE FOR THE MURDER OF BRYON MACRON.  CERTAINLY, THE "BUSINESS" OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP WAS VULNERABLE TO GRAFT AND CORRUPTION, CONSIDERING LOCAL DISPUTES OVER THE NEXUS PIPELINE,  TO WHICH BRYON MACRON WAS OPPOSED.

MOREOVER, BRYON WAS MURDERED AT THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP HALL.  YOU CAN'T GET CLOSER TO THE "BUSINESS" OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP THAN THAT.

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT BRYON MACRON WAS MURDERED AFTER HE REBUFFED A BRIBERY ATTEMPT?  BRYON IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN A PERSON OF INTEGRITY AND WOULD NOT YIELD TO INTERESTS ADVERSE TO THE CITIZENS OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP.

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT BRYON MACRON WAS MURDERED BECAUSE HE HAD UNCOVERED ILLEGAL ACTIVITY AND WAS KILLED TO PREVENT HIM FROM DISCLOSING THAT INFORMATION?

IT IS TIME FOR CITIZENS TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE

THE BAD GUY(S) HAVE NOT COMMITTED THIS CRIME IN A VACUUM.  SOMEONE OUT THERE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED,

IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING, PLEASE, SAY SOMETHING!

CITIZENS MAY PROVIDE ANY INFORMATION PERTAINING TO THE MURDER OF BRYON MACRON TO THIS BLOG.  THE BLOGGER, A RETIRED FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER WITH MORE THAN 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE INVESTIGATING VIOLENT  CRIMES, PLEDGES COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY.

ANY INFORMATION PERTAINING TO THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON CAN BE SENT TO THE BLOGGER AT MEDINA.CORRUPTION@GMAIL.COM.




Friday, June 23, 2017

LONGSTANDING CORRUPTION IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM IS NOT A RECENT PHENOMENON !!!

DURING THE COURSE OF PUBLISHING THIS BLOG, THE BLOGGER HAS RAILED AGAINST THE OBVIOUS CORRUPTION IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.

RECENTLY, THE BLOGGER POINTED OUT THAT IN 1982 JUDGE AND PROSECUTOR GRANTED JAY MUTTER, A MAJOR, MULTI-KILO COCAINE TRAFFICKER, A SWEETHEART DEAL BY PERMITTING HIM TO ENROLL IN A PRETRIAL DIVERSION PROGRAM.  THE TERMS OF MUTTER'S PRETRIAL DIVERSION PROGRAM REQUIRED THAT HE NOT BE CAUGHT DEALING DOPE WITHIN ONE YEAR AND ALL OF HIS DOPE-DEALING TRANSGRESSIONS WOULD BE FORGIVEN AND FORGOTTEN, THIS IN THE SAME YEAR THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DECLARED A WAR ON DRUGS.

APPARENTLY, THE NEWS OF THE PRESIDENTIAL PROCLAMATION WAS SLOW TO TRAVEL FROM WASHINGTON, D.C. TO MEDINA COUNTY.

MUTTER'S SWEETHEART DEAL WAS NOT A ONE-TIME THING.

LET'S LOOK AT A NEWSPAPER ARTICLE FROM MAY 1, 1988 PERTAINING TO CORRUPTION IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM, FOUND AT http://www.upi.com/Archives/1988/05/01/Ex-commissioner-faces-murder-trial/4448578462400/

MEDINA, Ohio -- A former county commissioner Sunday faced trial in the 1976 murder of his secretary, who had filed rape charges against him, in a case prosecutors said was botched and covered up because of the man's powerful family. 
Jury selection starts Monday in the case against Mark Whitfield, whose trial is being heard by Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Judge James McMonagle because of allegations of extensive corruption in the county's criminal justice system
Whitfield, a former Medina County commissioner, was indicted Dec. 16 on murder charges in the Aug. 23, 1976, death of Pamela Terrill, his secretary, who was found hanging from a hook in her closet with Scotch tape covering her mouth, nose and one eyes.
Whitfield is the son of Neil Whitfield, for many years a Common Pleas judge himself and a powerful force in Medina County political circles
In pretrial documents, special prosecutor Peter Hull accused local authorities of botching the investigation -- both unwittingly and deliberately. 
Medina police undertook three investigations into Terrill's death and all evidence pointed to Whitfield as the prime suspect. But police never took a formal statement from him and made no attempt to verify his alibi that he was attending a party the night Terrill died. He has since changed the alibi. 
A week before she died, Terrill filed rape charges against Whitfield but the case was never pursued and was only mentioned in passing in reports filed by city police detectives, Hull said. 
The county coroner, Dr. Andrew Karson, initially ruled the death a suicide but he later changed the ruling to 'undetermined' under pressure from Terrill's family. 
One of the investigations of Whitfield began after he was arrested while stalking a women bank teller during the day. He was wearing a dress and he reportedly told the teller his actions were 'just a thrill.' No charges were filed. 
Some county residents were upset over the Terrill case, with one writing an anonymous letter to a police detective calling Whitfield a 'transvestite murderer ... who has had his deed covered up by many town officials.' 
The defense has indicated that it may attempt to prove Terrill died of sexual strangulation, in which a person achieves sexual gratification by cutting off the air supply with a brief hanging. 
The prosecution, meanwhile, has subpoenaed a dress designer in the Cleveland suburb of Lakewood who told The Plain Dealer last year she took Whitfield's measurements in August 1986, when he asked her to design a $300 gold-and-copper sheath dress, slit to the knees. 
At the time, she said, Whitfield asked her to call him 'Pam.' [as in "Pamela Terrill]
Police mistakes were many in the Terrill case, Hull said. In addition to failing to seal off Terrill's bedroom, police never never dusted the room for fingerprints and no forensic tests were done on the scarf or the tape covering Terrill's face. 
Police reports show detectives allowed the death scene to be trampled by sightseers and police destroyed several key pieces of evidence, including the scarf found tied around Terrill's neck. 
Her body was embalmed before the autopsy, eliminating the possiblity of any toxicology tests. 
The Ohio Supreme Court finally assigned a special prosecutor after The Plain Dealer in Cleveland published a August 1986 series detailing the allegations.
Whitfield also has changed his alibi. Last week, he said he was with his father the entire night of Aug. 22, 1976, and the next morning, apparently contradicting earlier claims he was at a party.
THINGS HAVE ONLY DEVOLVED FURTHER IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.

IS IT ANY WONDER THAT THE FAMILY OF MURDERED  LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON FEARS THAT THEY WILL NEVER RECEIVE ANY JUSTICE, GIVEN THE PERSISTENT AND COMPLETE LACK OF INTEGRITY IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM?

MAY GOD SAVE US ALL FROM THESE CORRUPT "PUBLIC OFFICIALS" LIKE ILLEGITIMATE, PHILANDERING "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER!



Wednesday, June 21, 2017

AN INTERESTING, COMMON SENSE ANALYSIS FROM AN ARMCHAIR SLEUTH!

THE BLOGGER RECENTLY CAME ACROSS A RATHER INSIGHTFUL POST FROM AN ARMCHAIR SLEUTH POSTED AT REDDIT AND EASILY  FOUND AT https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5vmkvh/ohio_body_confirmed_bryon_macron/

THIS ARMCHAIR SLEUTH TAKES AIM AT THE NEXUS PIPELINE, THE SOURCE OF POTENTIALLY SUBSTANTIAL PROFIT BY A SELECT FEW IN LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP, INCLUDING A TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE.

INTERESTINGLY, A VOTE ON THE NEXUS PIPELINE IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN SCHEDULED AT A LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE MEETING ON THE NIGHT OF DECEMBER 16, 2016, THE VERY DATE UPON WHICH BRYON MACRON "MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED."

COINCIDENCE, WITH SO MUCH MONEY AT STAKE?
YOU, THE READERS, CAN BE THE JUDGE!

FOLLOWING IS THE POST PUBLISHED AT THE REDDIT WEBSITE, REFERENCED ABOVE.


FURTHER, SHOWN BELOW IS A COMMENT FROM AN ASTUTE OBSERVER.



QUOTING FROM REDDIT ORIGINAL  POST:

"[T]RUSTEES LYNDA BOWERS AND MICHAEL COSTELLO WROTE "...THERE IS NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THE RUMOR THAT THE NEXUS PROJECT IS IN ANY WAY CONNECTED TO BRYON'S DISAPPEARANCE."
THE BLOGGER IS NOT SO EASILY CONVINCED! 

INTERESTINGLY, THE REDDIT COMMENT IS RIGHT ON POINT:
"I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE LOCAL [NO] NEWS COVERAGE [AT THE MEDINA GASSETTE] AND NONE OF THEM GO INTO THE NEXUS PIPELINE - VERY INTERESTING AND ADDS MUCH MORE TO THE STORY."
NO SURPRISE AT ALL THERE.

READERS SHOULD REMEMBER, AT THE HEART OF EVERY RUMOR CAN BE FOUND A KERNEL OF TRUTH!