Monday, January 29, 2018

WHO STOLE BRYON MACRON'S HANDGUN?

THE FACT THAT BRYON MACRON'S HANDGUN HAS BEEN STOLEN HAS CREATED QUITE A CONUNDRUM FOR MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S MAJOR (F@@KUP) "LYING" PINOCCHIO CETNER(D).

IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW MAJOR CENTNER(D) WILL TRY TO BULLSHIT HIS WAY AROUND THIS INCONVENIENT FACT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE MURDERED LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON WAS KNOWN TO OWN AND CARRY A GLOCK COMPACT MODEL .40 CALIBER SEMI-AUTOMATIC PISTOL.

BRYON MACRON'S GLOCK .40 CALIBER HANDGUN IS MISSING. WHO STOLE IT?

THE FACT THAT BRYON MACRON'S GLOCK .40 CALIBER HANDGUN HAS BEEN STOLEN COMPLETELY DEFEATS MAJOR CENTNER(D)'S UNSUPPORTED AND UNFOUNDED THEORY THAT"NO ONE OTHER THAN BRYON MACRON WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH!"

SET ASIDE, FOR THE MOMENT, THAT THE CUYAHOGA COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINER FOUND NO WATER OR FOREIGN MATTER IN MR. MACRON'S AIRWAY AND LUNGS, CLEARLY EVIDENCE THAT HE HAD DECEASED PRIOR TO THE TIME THAT THE OFFENDER(S) PLACED HIS BODY IN THE WATERS OF CHIPPEWA LAKE.

MR. MACRON WAS KNOWN TO CONCEAL AND CONVEY THE FIREARM IN HIS CHEVROLET EQUINOX.  MRS. MACRON REQUESTED THE RETURN OF BRYON'S PERSONAL PROPERTY FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE. BRYON'S MISSING GLOCK .40 CALIBER WAS NOT AMONG THE LIMITED NUMBER OF BRYON'S PERSONAL EFFECTS RETURNED TO MRS. MACRON.

ONE CAN REASONABLY INFER FROM THAT FACT THAT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE DID NOT "OFFICIALLY" RECOVER BRYON'S HANDGUN AT THE SCENE. WHILE READERS CANNOT OVERLOOK THE POSSIBILITY THAT SOME LIGHT-FINGERED SHERIFF'S DEPUTY LIFTED THE GUN AND STOLE IT FROM THE CRIME SCENE, THE BLOGGER SUSPECTS THAT THE OFFENDER(S) WHO MURDERED BRYON MACRON STOLE BRYON'S GLOCK DURING OR AFTER THE MURDER.

THE THEFT OF BRYON'S GLOCK .40 CALIBER HANDGUN EFFECTIVELY MAKES THIS CRIME A ROBBERY/MURDER!

READERS, NOW ARMED WITH THE FACT THAT BRYON MACRON WAS KNOWN TO OWN AND CARRY A GLOCK .40 CALIBER HANDGUN, WILL SURELY QUESTION WHY, ACCORDING TO MAJOR CENTNER(D), BRYON WOULD HAVE CHOSEN TO INFLICT 6 NON-FATAL STAB WOUNDS (ACCORDING TO THE MEDINA COUNTY CORONER) UPON HIMSELF AND THEN HURL HIMSELF POST-MORTEM INTO THE WATERS OF CHIPPEWA LAKE WHEN, IF IT HAD BEEN HIS INTENT TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE, ONE WELL-PLACED BULLET WOULD HAVE PAINLESSLY ACCOMPLISHED THE OBJECTIVE.

OBVIOUSLY, MAJOR (F@@KUP) CENTNER(D)'S THEORY IS COMPLETE NONSENSE AND NOT BASED UPON ANY FACTS AT ALL.

WHY IS CENTER(D) COVERING UP THE OBVIOUS MURDER OF BRYON MACRON?

WHERE IS BRYON MACRON'S STOLEN GLOCK .40 CALIBER SEMI-AUTOMATIC HANDGUN?

THAT FIREARM IS AN UNEQUIVOCAL LINK TO BRYON MACRON'S MURDER.

READERS CAN REASONABLY RELY UPON THE FACT THAT THE STOLEN HANDGUN IS NOT LIKELY TO BE FOUND AT DUNKIN' DONUTS!

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE WINS AKRON BEACON JOURNAL'S PRESTIGIOUS 2017 BOBBY AWARD !!!!

THE CHICKENS HAVE FINALLY COME HOME TO ROOST!

THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S AWARD WINNING COVEY OF "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES, LED BY THEIR FEARLESS RADIO ROOM SUPERVISOR-PARK RANGER TURNED SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER'S LYING MAJOR (F@@KUP) PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) HAVE FINALLY RECEIVED THE PUBLIC RECOGNITION THEY SO RICHLY DESERVE.

THE AKRON BEACON JOURNAL HAS AWARDED THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE ITS  2017BOBBY AWARD. THE FULL ARTICLE ANNOUNCING THE AWARD CAN BE FOUND ONLINE AT https://www.ohio.com/akron/writers/bob-dyer/the-2017-bobby-awards 

FOLLOWING ARE THE RELEVANT EXCERPTS:


The 2017 Bobby Awards

"The Bobbys recognize the best and worst, the goofiest and the dumbest, the oddest and most embarrassing moments our area had to offer during the 12 months gone by.
"Unlike those overhyped national awards — the Oscars, the Emmys, the Grammys, the Tonys — the Bobbys are locally produced and commercial-free."

WORST DETECTIVE WORKFormer Lafayette Township trustee Bryon Macron’s autopsy report said he was stabbed and slashed six times and suffered wounds to his neck, both forearms and a shoulder. No water was found in his lungs, so he died before going into Chippewa Lake. The Medina County coroner and the sheriff’s office concluded that “no other person other than Bryon Macron was involved in his death.” Which means he committed suicide. Stabbed himself and slashed himself six times, in the neck, forearms and shoulder. In his office. And then strolled out to the car, drove himself to the lake and jumped in. And stopped breathing immediately before he hit the water. Call me a cynic, but … . 

ONCE AGAIN, IT IS PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT NO ONE HAS DRUNK PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D)'S KOOL AID. EVEN THOSE FROM DISTANT COMMUNITIES.

THERE HAS GOT TO BE A REASON THEY'RE COVERING UP BRYON MACRON'S MURDER!!!