THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S AWARD WINNING COVEY OF "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES, LED BY THEIR FEARLESS RADIO ROOM SUPERVISOR-PARK RANGER TURNED SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER'S LYING MAJOR (F@@KUP) PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) HAVE FINALLY RECEIVED THE PUBLIC RECOGNITION THEY SO RICHLY DESERVE.
THE AKRON BEACON JOURNAL HAS AWARDED THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE ITS 2017BOBBY AWARD. THE FULL ARTICLE ANNOUNCING THE AWARD CAN BE FOUND ONLINE AT https://www.ohio.com/akron/writers/bob-dyer/the-2017-bobby-awards
FOLLOWING ARE THE RELEVANT EXCERPTS:
The 2017 Bobby Awards
"The Bobbys recognize the best and worst, the goofiest and the dumbest, the oddest and most embarrassing moments our area had to offer during the 12 months gone by.
"Unlike those overhyped national awards — the Oscars, the Emmys, the Grammys, the Tonys — the Bobbys are locally produced and commercial-free."
WORST DETECTIVE WORK: Former Lafayette Township trustee Bryon Macron’s autopsy report said he was stabbed and slashed six times and suffered wounds to his neck, both forearms and a shoulder. No water was found in his lungs, so he died before going into Chippewa Lake. The Medina County coroner and the sheriff’s office concluded that “no other person other than Bryon Macron was involved in his death.” Which means he committed suicide. Stabbed himself and slashed himself six times, in the neck, forearms and shoulder. In his office. And then strolled out to the car, drove himself to the lake and jumped in. And stopped breathing immediately before he hit the water. Call me a cynic, but … .
ONCE AGAIN, IT IS PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT NO ONE HAS DRUNK PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D)'S KOOL AID. EVEN THOSE FROM DISTANT COMMUNITIES.
THERE HAS GOT TO BE A REASON THEY'RE COVERING UP BRYON MACRON'S MURDER!!!
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