Wednesday, July 29, 2015

DAVID WADSWORTH, CLERK OF COURTS, PROUDLY DISPLAYS HIS NEW BRASS NOSE RING !

MEDINA COUNTY CLERK OF COURT DAVID WADSWORTH IS PROUDLY DISPLAYING HIS SHINY, NEW BRASS NOSE RING, COMPLIMENTS OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF ORGANIZED CRIME IN MEDINA COUNTY.

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WELL KNOW, THE HOEMAN/BAXTER TEAM GRANTED WADSWORTH A SWEETHEART DEAL, FORGOING FELONY PROSECUTION AND INSTEAD PERMITTING WADSWORTH TO PLEAD GUILTY TO MISDEMEANOR OFFENSES.  See prior post at this blog captioned HOEMAN/BAXTER TEAM CONFIRMS MEDINA REPUBLICRATS IMMUNE FROM FELONY PROSECUTION easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/03/hoemanbaxter-team-confirms-medina.html

AS A RESULT, CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN NOW OWNS WADSWORTH AND HAS "GIFTED" WADSWORTH WITH THE SHINY BRASS NOSE RING, TYPICALLY USED BY FARMERS TO CONTROL THEIR BULLS, WHICH PERMITS HOEMAN TO LEAD WADSWORTH, MUCH LIKE A CASTRATED BULL, AROUND BY THE NOSE WITH RELATIVE EASE.

THIS BLOG HAS RECENTLY RVEALED THAT CLERK WADSWORTH HAS COMPLETELY REMOVED CASE NO. 08CIV0502 FROM THE CLERK OF COURTS' WEBSITE SO AS TO PREVENT YOU, THE PUBLIC, FROM  REVIEWING THE FILE WHICH PRESENTS EVIDENCE OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION INVOLVING HOEMAN, HIS LAPDOG, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, AS WELL AS "WEASELPECKER'S" COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY AND GARRITY'S RIGHT-HAND ACCOMPLICE, JENIFER LOONEY.  See prior post at this blog captioned CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN RESORTS TO HIDING PUBLIC RECORDS IN MASSIVE FRAUD CASE easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/07/corrupt-medina-county-prosecutor-dino.html

CASE NO. 08CIV0502  IS AN OPEN AND ACTIVE CASE. WITH VISITING JUDGE PATRICIA COSGROVE PRESIDING.

IT SEEMS THAT A REPORTER FROM THE MEDINA GASSETTE CAUGHT WIND OF THE FACT THAT CLERK WADSWORTH IS PRESENTLY PREVENTING THE PUBLIC FROM VIEWING THE RECORD IN  CASE NO. 08CIV0502 , ARISING FROM THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME  IN WHICH CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN AND ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ARE IMPLICATED.

NOW, THIS ENTERPRISING REPORTER DECIDED TO QUESTION WADSWORTH ABOUT THE DISAPPEARANCE OF CASE NO. 08CIV0502  FROM THE CLERK'S WEBSITE.  WADSWORTH, WHO IS OBVIOUSLY NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER, OFFERED A COMPLETELY PREPOSTEROUS AND PATENTLY FALSE ANSWER.

IN HIS UNSUCCESFUL ATTEMPT TO DANCE HIS WAY OUT OF THIS DILEMMA, EXPLAINED TO THE REPORTER, " THAT CASE [CASE NO. 08CIV0502] IS CLOSED."

IT IS NOW OBVIOUS AS TO THE REASON HOEMAN GIFTED WADWORTH WITH THE BRASS NOSE RING, TYPICALLY FOUND IN THE NOSE OF A CASTRATED BULL.
WADSWORTH'S REPLY WAS NOTHING SHORT OF PURE BULLSHIT!

THE BLOGGER CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER HOW WELL WADSWORTH , WHO APPEARS NOT TO HAVE MISSED TOO MANY MEALS OVER THE PAST DECADE OR SO, WILL FARE ON BLOGNA* AND CHEESE SANDWICHES, A TYPICAL PRISON LUNCHEON MEAL?

* [ INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SPELLS THE WORD "BALOGNA" AS "B-A-L-O-N-E-Y."]

Friday, July 24, 2015

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER EXPECTED TO EXCEL IN HIS ROLE AS FELLATIO HORNBLOWER !!!

PRELIMINARY REPORTS ARE IN FROM THE MEDINA GASSETTE MEDIA CRITIC THAT, AFTER SITTING THRU A DRESS REHERSAL, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS EXPECTED TO EXCEL IN HIS REPRISE OF THE ROLE OF FELLATIO HORNBLOWER!

THE MEDINA PLAYERS, A GROUP OF THESBIANS  FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & POCKPOCKET ASSN., HAS BEEN PREPARING FOR ITS FALL PRODUCTION OF FELLATIO HORNBLOWER, BLOWING IN THE WIND! 

THE FALL 2015 PRODUCTION IS BEING DIRECTED BY "ROSEY PALM"QUIST, AN ESTEEMED MEMBER OF THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN.  THE GASSETTE'S MEDIA CRITIC BELIEVES "ROSEY PALM"QUIST HAS JUST THE RIGHT TOUCH TO PULL THIS OFF, A PARODY OF THE ORIGINAL WORK, WITH A VIRTUAL STROKE OF GENIUS WITH HELP FROM HIS FIVE SISTERS.

IN HIS LEADING ROLE AS FELLATIO, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER PLAYS THE YOUNGER BROTHER OF CAPTAIN HORATIO HORNBLOWER WHO, AT THE DIRECTION OF THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND, IS MANDATED TO HANDLE THE DISCHARGE OF SEAMEN FROM THE ROYAL NAVY.

ACCORDING TO THE MEDIA CRITIC, THIS UPCOMING PRODUCTION IS REPLETE WITH HUMOROUS SITUATIONS AND DOUBLE ENTENDRE.

WHILE NOT WISHING TO REVEAL THE ENTIRETY OF THE PRODUCTION OF FELLATIO HORNBLOWER, BLOWING IN THE WIND! THE CRITIC HAS GIVEN US A SNEAK PEEK FROM THE FIRST DRESS REHERSAL. 
TO SET THE STAGE, "WEASELPCKER" IS DRESSED IN PINK TIGHTS, PINK LOAFERS, A PURPLE BLOUSE, AND A GOLD-LAME CAPE.  "WEASELPECKER" IS COIFFED WITH A SILVER, CURLED HAIRPIECE REMINISCENT OF REV. AL SHARPTON, ALL IN HARMONY WITH HIS REAL-LIFE PERSONA AS LAUGHINGSTOCK OF MEDINA COUNTY!

WITH THAT MENTAL PICTURE IN MIND, LET US PROCEED TO THE OPENING SCENE.

AS THE CURTAIN RISES, CAPTAIN ARAB, PLAYED BY MEDINA ASS. PROSECUTOR MUSTAFAH FAOUQOUD RAZAVI, IS STANDING BY THE WHEEL, MAINTINING A SHARP LOOKOUT FOR BLOWING WHALES.

SIMULTANEOUSLY, THE MEDINA CHORALE, ACCOMPANIED BY THE MEDINA PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA AND JUG & WASHBOARD BAND, REGALES THE AUDIENCE WITH A CHORUS OF
BLOW, BLOW, BLOW YOUR BOAT,
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM.
MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILLY
LIFE IS BUT A DREAM!
AS CAPTAIN ARAB KEEPS A SHARP EYE ON THE HORIZON, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, IN THE ROLE OF FELLATIO, BURSTS FROM A CABIN DOOR AND DOES A PERFECT PIROUETTE ON HIS TIPPY-TOES AS ONE OF THE DECKHANDS EJACULATES WITH GUSTO, "THAR HE BLOWS!"  THEN, WITH A FLOURISH OF HIS GOLD-LAME CAPE, FELLATIO TAKES A DEEP BOW, GRATEFULLY ACKNOWLEDGING THE DECKHAND'S  HARDY SALUTATION.

THEN, "WEASELPECKER" ADDRESSES CAPTAIN ARAB, "I JUST BLEW A LIGHBULB IN MY CABIN!"  CAPTAIN ARAB LOOKS SQUARELY AT FELLATIO AND CHASTISES HIM, "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE HERE FOR!  YOU HAVE EXPLICIT ORDERS FROM HER MAJESTY TO HANDLE THE DISCHARGE OF SEAMEN  FROM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL NAVY." 

THEN CAPTAIN ARAB BARKS AN ORDER TO FELLATIO, "BLOW!  GO BELOW AND DO YOUR DUTY!  BLOW!"

WHEREUPON "WEASELPECKER" DOES ANOTHER PIROUETTE WITH A FLAIR OF HIS GOLD-LAME CAPE AND DUCKS DOWN BELOW DECKS.

CAPTAIN ARAB THEN TURNS TO DECKHAND SLEAZEBURY, WHO PLAYS HIMSELF, AND ORDERS, "SLEAZEBURY, DOWN BELOW TO FELLATIO AND LET HIM HANDLE YOUR DISCHARGE."

SLEAZEBURY LOOKS QUIZICALLY AT CAPTAIN ARAB AND ASKS, "WHAT DISCHARGE?"

THEN, AS THE WIND RISES, CAPTAIN ARAB THEN SNARLS AT SLEAZEBURY, "DOWN BELOW, NOW!  FELLATIO WILL SHOW YOU!"

AS SLEAZEBURY  DISAPPEARS BELOW DECKS, THE MEDINA CHORALE ONCE AGAIN  REGALES THE AUDIENCE
THE ANSWER, MY FRIEND, IS BLOWING IN THE WIND
THE ANSWER IS BLOWING IN THE WIND!
DIRECTOR "ROSEY PALM"QUIST IS QUICK TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE CONTRIBUTION OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY TO THE SUCCESS OF THIS PROJECT.  ACORDING TO "ROSEY PALM"QUIST, GARRITY WAS ALWAYS AROUND TO GET "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER "UP" WHEN HIS INSPIRATION WAS FLAGGING!

THERE IS LITTLE DOUBT THAT THE THESBIANS FROM THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN. WILL PRESENT A CROWD-PLEASING PERFORMANCE OF FELLATIO HORNBLOWER, BLOWING IN THE WIND! WITH "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, IN THE LEAD ROLE, GIVING A STERLING PERFORMANCE AND BRINGING FELLATIO TO LIFE.




Wednesday, July 22, 2015

ANOTHER LOONEY EMERGES FROM THE BOWELS OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE & RAILROAD STATION

ANOTHER LOONEY, COURT REPORTER JENIFER LOONEY (ACTUALLY SPELLED L-U-N-N-E-Y) HAS COME FRONT AND CENTER IN THE MEDINA COUNTY UNLAWFUL TAMPERING SCANDAL, AS WELL AS THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME INVOLVING A NUMBER OF LOCAL GRAVE ROBBERS, INCLUDING CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN AND HOEMAN'S LAPDOG "PUBLIUS," ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, AS WELL A "WEASELPECKER'S" COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

COURT REPORTER JENIFER LOONEY IS EMPLOYED BY NONE OTHER THAN DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S PERSONAL COURT REPORTER (WITH "BENEFITS'), PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, AT "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY'S MEDINA COURT REPORTERS, INC.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, LOONEY HAS CERTIFIED NO FEWER THAN 3 MATERIALLY ALTERED TRANSCRIPTS, AND LIKELY MANY MORE.

JENIFER LOONEY HAS CERTIFIED THE DELIBERATELY, MATERIALLY ALTERED TRANSCRIPT OF THE OCTOBER 28, 2013 BOND HEARING OF THE INNOCENT MAN  WHOSE CASE IS BEING PROFILED AT THIS BLOG!  See prior post at this blog captioned THIS DELIBERATE ALTERATION HAS THE FINGERPRINTS OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN ALL OVER IT, LIKE OTHER UNLAWFUL TRANSCRIPT ALTERATIONS easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/01/this-deliberate-alteration-has.html 

JENIFER LOONEY HAS CERTIFIED THE DELIBERATELY, MATERIALLY ALTERED TRANSCRIPT LEADING TO THE UNLAWFUL PROSECUTION AND CONVICTION OF LYNN VANDEUSEN FOR TAMPERING WITH A TRANSCRIPT THAT LOONEY CERTIFIED UNDER OATH AS TRUE AND CORRECT WHEN, IN FACT, THAT TRANSCRIPT HAD BEEN DELIBERATELY AND MATERIALLY ALTERED.  See prior post at this blog captioned AN OUTRAGEOUS FRAME-UP AND ATTEMPTED LAND GRAB BY HOEMAN AND COLLIER TO GET AT THE VICTIM'S FARM FOR APPARENT REAL ESTATE DEVELOPMENT  easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/01/an-outrageous-frame-up-and-attempted.html

JENNIFER LOONEY HAS CERTIFIED THE DELIBERATELY, MATERIALLY ALTERED TRANSCRIPT OF A HEARING HELD BEFORE ILLEGITIMATE LAPDOG "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ON OCTOBER 10, 2010 IN  THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME.  IN THAT MATTER, LOONEY CERTIFIED AND PRODUCED A 16-PAGE TRANSCRIPT AFTER CORRUPT COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN UNLAWFULLY REMOVED 76 PAGES FROM THE ORIGINAL 92-PAGE TRANSCRIPT!
See prior post at this blog captioned LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY IMPLICATES CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN IN TRANSCRIPT TAMPERING easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/04/lapdog-publius-colliers-mistress-main.html

GIVEN THESE FACTS, JENIFER LOONEY IS FACING SOME REAL SERIOUS ISSUES!  LOONEY WON'T BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS AWAY - TOO MUCH SMOKE, TOO MUCH FIRE!

JENIFER LOONEY IS SKATING ON SOME REALLY THIN ICE, AND IT'S 90 DEGREES!

SHE WILL SOON FIND HERSELF SWIMMING AGAINST THE TIDE! 

THE ONLY QUESTION YET TO BE ANSWERED IS WHO WILL BE RECORDING & REPORTING JENIFER LOONEY'S TRIAL?




Monday, July 20, 2015

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN RESORTS TO HIDING PUBLIC RECORDS IN MASSIVE FRAUD CASE

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR IS NOW RESORTING TO HIDING PUBLIC RECORDS IN A FURTHER ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL HIS PERSONAL UNLAWFUL CONDUCT, THE UNLAWFUL CONDUCT OF "PUBLIUS," ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, HOEMAN'S VERY SUBSERVIENT LAPDOG, "WEASELPECKER"COLLIER'S COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, AND HOEMAN'S JAGOFF ACCOMPLICES AT THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN.

THE BLOGGER HAS PREVIOUSLY REVEALED, MUCH TO HOEMAN'S CHAGRIN, THAT "WEASELPECKER'S" MAIN SQUEEZE, COURT REPORTER DONNA GARRITY, OPENLY ADMITTED TO A VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN UNLAWFULLY TAMPERED WITH A TRANSCRIPT OF A HEARING BEFORE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, HELD ON OCTOBER 1, 2010.  IN FACT, HOEMAN WINNOWED OUT 78 PAGES OF THE "OFFICIAL" TRANSCRIPT, LEAVING ONLY A MERE 16 PAGES, ALL WITH GARRITY'S WILLING PARTICIPATION.  See prior post at this blog captioned LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY IMPLICATES CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN IN TRANSCRIPT TAMPERING easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/04/lapdog-publius-colliers-mistress-main.html

THE PRECISE CASE, NOW PENDING BEFORE SITTING JUDGE PATRICIA COSGROVE, APPOINTED BY THE CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT AFTER "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER UNLAWFULLY IMPOSED AN EX PARTE PERMANENT INJUNCTION (WITHOUT A HEARING) UPON ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, IS IDENTIFIED BY MEDINA COUNTY CASE NO. 08CIV0502.

UNTIL TODAY, CASE NO. 08CIV0502 COULD BE READILY FOUND AND ACCESSED AT THE WEBSITE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY CLERK OF COURT.

TODAY, POOF, IT'S ALL GONE.  YOU, THE READER, CAN QUERY THE WEBSITE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY CLERK OF COURTS.  YOU WILL FIND, AS DID THE BLOGGER, THAT THERE IS SUDDENLY NO RECORD OF CASE NO. 08CIV0502

WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S FIRE!

DINO HOEMAN DOES NOT WANT YOU, THE READERS, AND THE BLOGGER, TO FURTHER REVIEW CASE NO. 08CIV0502 ONLY TO DISCOVER EVEN MORE UNLAWFUL CONDUCT BY HOEMAN AND HIS JAGOFF ACCOMPLICES.

OF COURSE, HOEMAN REGULARLY HIDES EVIDENCE FAVORABLE TO DEFENDANTS, SO WHY NOT HIDE PUBLIC RECORDS AS WELL?




Friday, July 17, 2015

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ASKS HIS MISTRESS FOR A GIFT FOR THE "MAN" WHO HAS EVERYTHING !

AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WELL KNOW, THE BLOGGER HAS PRESENTED UNDISPUTED EVIDENCE THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN A LONGSTANDING SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH COURT REPORTER DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS AND MAIN SQUEEZE.

MOREOVER, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS SAID TO BE A RABID GOLFER.  IT IS KNOWN THAT, AT VARIOUS TIMES, "WEASELPECKER" AND GARRITY ARE SAID TO SHARE A MUTUAL FONDNESS FOR FONDLING "WEASELPECKER'S" BALLS, WHICH NEVER FAILS TO BRING A SMILE TO "WEASELPECKER'S" MISSHAPEN FACE.

NOW GIVEN THE FACT THAT "WEASELPECKER" SEEMS TO TAKE HIS GOLF GAME SERIOUSLY, TO THE EXTENT HE IS SAID TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS 3 OR 4 TIMES AS HE APPROACHES EACH TEE ("SCRATCH" GOLFER), IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE THAT HE HAS ASKED GARRITY TO GIVE HIM A GIFT FOR THE "MAN" WHO HAS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING A WIFE AND TEENAGED DAUGHTER TUCKED SAFELY AWAY AT HOME AND A COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE AVAILABLE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE TO MATERIALLY ALTER ANY TRANSCRIPT OF HIS CHOOSING.  WHAT MORE COULD A CROOKED POLITICAL HACK ASK FOR?

WELL, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS COME UP WITH IT! AFTER ONE OF HIS 90 SECOND SPURTS OF ROMANCE WITH GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER" LEANED ACROSS THE PILLOW AND WHISPERED PASSIONATELY INTO GARRITY'S HEARING AID THAT HE REALLY WANTED A SET OF PERSONALIZD, MONOGRAMMED BALLS.

KNOWING FULL WELL "WEASELPECKER'S" OBSESSION WITH THE GAME OF GOLF (UNLIKE THE STUDY OF LAW) IN A MOMENT OF PASSION AND WEAKNESS, GARRITY PROMISED TO PROVIDE THEM.  IN A CLEARER MOMENT, GARRITY HAS COME TO REGRET HER PROMISE.  GARRITY NOW FINDS HERSELF ON THE HORNS OF A DILEMMA.

SHE CAN'T FIND A TATTOO ARTIST  WILLING TO TAKE ON THE JOB!


Wednesday, July 15, 2015

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S SUMMER ON THE LINKS NOW IN QUESTION

NEWS REPORTS HAVE IT THAT YESTERDAY A NUMBER OF EFFECTED MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS PRESENTED THEMSELVES IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 TO ARGUE THE CASE THAT THE PROPOSED NEXUS PIPELINE INFRINGES THEIR RIGHTS AS PROPERTY OWNERS.

AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS CIRCUS, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ASSURED RESIDENTS HE WOULD "RULE" ON THIS DISPUTE WITHIN A WEEK.

THESE MEDINA COUNTY CITIZENS HAVE NO CHANCE ON TWO COUNTS.

ON THE FIRST COUNT, "WEASELPECKER" EMPLOYS THE OFFER TO DECIDE WITHIN A WEEK IS NO MORE THAN A STALLING TACTIC.  "WEASELPECKER"  WILL NOT DECIDE THIS ISSUE WITHIN A WEEK, IF EVER.  HE WILL JUST SIT ON HIS THUMBS AND PERMIT NEXUS TO DO WHATEVER IT WISHES, NO MATTER HOW UNLAWFUL THE CONDUCT MAY BE.  THIS IS HIS STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE.

ON THE SECOND COUNT, THESE RESIDENTS ARE SIMPLY SPITTING INTO THE WIND.  THEY WILL NEVER RECEIVE EQUITABLE TREATMENT IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM.  THERE IS JUST TOO MUCH MONEY INVOLVED.

NOW WHAT MAY YOU, THE READER MAY ASK, DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE BALANCE OF "WEASELPEKER'S" SUMMER ON THE LINKS?

THE ANSWER IS ELEMENTARY.  "WEASELPECKER" WILL LIKELY DEFER A RULING IN THE CASE UNTIL NEXUS GREASES HIS PALMS.

DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH GREASE NEXUS APPLIES TO "WEASELPECKER'S" PALMS, IF ANY, HE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO RID HIS HANDS OF ALL THAT GREASE TO MAINTAIN A FIRM GRIP ON HIS CLUBS!

Friday, July 10, 2015

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER BACK ON THE LINKS !

NOW THAT SUMMER IS IN FULL SWING, A NUMBER OF READERS REPORT THAT ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY LAPDOG "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN SEEN ON THE LINKS, SPORTING AROUND THE GOLF COURSE IN ONE OF THOSE FUNKY LITTLE ELECTRIC GOLF CARTS WITH HIS COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY SEATED BESIDE HIM.

INFORMANTS REPORT THAT GARRITY WAS SEEN FONDLING "WEASELPECKERS" BALLS DURING THE RIDE BETWEEN HOLES WHILE "WEASELPECKER" SMILED BROADLY.

THE INFORMANT REPORTED THAT "WEASÈLPECKER" COLLIER IS THOUGHT TO BE A "SCRATCH" GOLFER.

ADMITTEDLY, THE BLOGGER IS NOT A GOLFER, HAVING NEVER THOUGHT IT APPEALING TO CHASE A LITTLE WHITE BALL AROUND THE COUNTRYSIDE, ROOTING AROUND IN THE GRASS LIKE A WOODCHUCK.

THE TERM "SCRATCH GOLFER" IS PUZZLING TO THE BLOGGER. EVEN AFTER EXPENDING NO SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME AND ENERGY PONDERING THIS MYSTERY.

ULTIMATELY, GIVEN THE REPRESENTATION THAT "WEASELPECKR" IS SAID TO BE A "SRATCH GOLFER," AND FURTHER ARMED WITH THE INFORMATION THAT "WEASELPECKER" HAS DEVELOPED QUITE A REPUTATION FOR FONDLING HIS BALLS AS HE IS SEATED ON THE BENCH IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1, THE BLOGGER HAS ARRIVED AT THE ONLY REASONABLE AND LOGICAL CONCLUSION.

IF, INDEED, "WEASELPECKER" IS A "SCRATCH GOLFER AS CLAIMED, IT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT HE SCRATCHES HIS BALLS TWO OR THREE TIMES FOR GOOD LUCK AS HE APPROACHES EACH TEE!

WHAT A CLASS GUY!