LOCAL POLITICIANS DUCK AND DODGE THE REAL ISSUES IN ANOTHER RIGGED MEDINA COUNTY ELECTION

LOCAL REPUBLICRAT CANDIDATES ALLEGEDLY ADDRESS THE PUBLIC AT A WADSWORTH WHITEWASH.

WHAT A COMPLETE BULLSHIT CHARADE, A DISINGENUOUS ATTEMPT TO PULL THE WOOL OVER THE EYES OF MEDINA COUNTY VOTERS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL7FE79A392A883A07¶ms=OAFIAVgZ&v=LBrDzZCOQtI&mode=NORMAL

THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXCERPT TAKEN FROM AN ONLINE "NEWS" ARTICLE PUBLISHED BY THE MEDINA GASSETTE, THE ORACLE OF THE MEDINA REPUBLICRAT PARTY, FOUND AT http://www.medina-gazette.com/Medina-County/2016/10/04/Candidates-discusse-issues-at-library-forum.html

WOW!

ACCORDING TO THE GASSETTE ARTICLE, DINO HOE-MAN (PICTURED) THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME AND HIS CRIMINAL SYNDICATE THE MEDINA MOB, AND ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WERE BOTH PRESENT AND ABLE TO DUCK AND DODGE THE REAL ISSUES AND QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR COMPLETE LACK OF INTEGRITY!

READERS WILL NOTE THAT THE PHOTO ABOVE HAS BEEN EDITED TO ELIMINATE THAT PORTION OF THE PHOTO DEPICTING DONNA GARRITY (COLLIER'S "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE) SEATED ON "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S LAP DURING THIS PHONY PURPORTED PUBLIC Q & A!

READERS WILL NOTE THAT, AFTER GIVING A TWO-MINUTE ADDRESS, FILLED WITH SELF-SERVING LIES AND SELF-AGGRANDIZING BULLSHIT, "EACH CANDIDATE [TOOK] WRITTEN QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE."

ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?

THESE REPUBLICRAT CANDIDATES ALLEGEDLY ANSWERED "WRITTEN QUESTIONS" FROM THE AUDIENCE?

THIS, OF COURSE, PERMITS THESE REPUBLICRATS TO DUCK AND DODGE ANY REAL, PENETRATING ORAL QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE AND ENABLING THESE "CANDIDATES" TO PICK AND CHOOSE THE MOST INNOCUOUS OF QUESTIONS THEY CHOSE TO ADDRESS.

SIMPLY PUT, THESE REPUBLICRAT CANDIDATES SERVED UP A HEAPING HELPING OF PABLUM TO THOSE WHO CHOSE TO ATTEND THIS SO-CALLED "PUBLIC MEETING."

IN FACT, THIS SAME TACTIC IS EMPLOYED AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COMMISSIONERS' MEETINGS IN ORDER TO CENSOR AND MUZZLE CRITICS OF THE CORRUPT PRACTISES ONGOING IN MEDINA COUNTY GOVERNMENT.

HERE ARE A FEW QUESTIONS THAT "GODFATHER' HOE-MAN AND "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WOULD QUICKLY OVERLOOK RATHER THAN TO CONFRONT:

FOR HOE-MAN:

WHY DID YOU REHIRE MEDINA ASS PROSECUTOR THOMAS KARAS, A PROVEN FORGER?

WHY ARE YOU CONTINUING TO REFUSE TO PRESENT EVIDENCE OF HOMICIDE OF THE VICTIM OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, IN WHICH YOU ARE AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT, TO A GRAND JURY?

WHY DID YOU OBJECT TO THE SWORN TESTIMONY AND OFFICIAL POLICE REPORT OF HINCKLEY POLICE SERGEANT DANIEL HUFF  AT A HEARING IN A CIVIL CASE PERTAINING TO THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME TO WHICH MEDINA COUNTY IS NOT A PARTY, AND IN WHICH SGT. HUFF NEVER REQUESTED REPRESENTATION FROM YOUR OFFICE?

WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO CONCEAL AND COVER UP EVIDENCE OF TAX FRAUD BY MEDINA COUNTY AUDITOR, AND THIEF, MICHAEL KOVACK FROM THE OHIO DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION AND THE U.S. INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE? 

HOW MANY TIMES HAS THE NINTH DISTRICT COURT OF APPEALS CRITICIZED YOUR OFFICE, AND OVERTURNED CONVICTIONS, ON THE GROUNDS OF PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT?

WHY DO YOUR ASS PROSECUTORS CONTINUE TO ENGAGE IN PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT? 

CAN YOU DEFINE THE TERM "ETHICS," A VIRTUE WHICH YOU OBVIOUSLY LACK?

OTHER THAN THE TRANSCRIPTS THAT YOU MATERIALLY ALTERED IN THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME, ACCORDING TO DONNA GARRITY, HOW MANY OTHER TRANSCRIPT HAVE YOU MATERIALLY ALTERED AND CAUSED TO BE ALTERED?

CAN YOU ESTIMATE THE NUMBER OF INNOCENT CITIZENS, IN ADDITION TO BEVERLY VAN DEUSEN, HAVE YOU FRAMED AND CONVICTED FOR YOUR FINANCIAL AND PERSONAL GAIN AND FOR THE FINANCIAL  GAIN OF YOUR ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE?

TO HOW MANY DRUG DEALERS HAVE YOU OFFERED PROSECUTIVE IMMUNITY FOR A CUT OF THE ACTION? 

FOR "WESELPECKER" COLLIER:

JUST HOW MANY "OFFICIAL" TRANSCRIPTS OF COURT PROCEEDINGS HAVE YOU AND DONNA GARRITY, YOUR "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER, MATERIALLY ALTERED DURING THE TERM OF YOUR LONGSTANDING, SORDID SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP?

HAVE YOU AND DONNA GARRITY MATERIALLY ALTERED MORE "OFFICIAL" TRANSCRIPTS THAN THOSE IDENTIFIED AND SUPPORTED BY TWENTY SWORN AFFIDAVITS WHICH FORM A PART OF THE RECORD IN MEDINA CASE. NO. 09CR0229?

DID YOU START MATERIALLY ALTERING "OFFICIAL" TRANSCRIPTS OF CASES CONDUCTED BEFORE YOU PRIOR TO THE 2003 PROSECUTION OF STATE V. MACK, MEDINA CASE NO.  03CR0602?

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS OVERRULE DEFENSE OBJECTIONS AT TRIAL AND ALWAYS SUSTAIN GROUNDLESS OBJECTIONS FROM THE STATE?

WHY DO YOU ROUTINELY DENY DEFENDANTS THEIR PROTECTIONS THAT SHOULD BE AFFORDED BY THE CONSTITUTIONS OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE STATE OF OHIO? 

HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY EVER READ THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION AND THE BILL OF RIGHTS? 

ARE YOUR BIASED RULINGS, ALL CONTRARY TO PREVAILING LEGAL PRECEDENT AND CASE LAW, MADE OUT OF SHEER STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE OR, IN THE ALTERNATIVE, OUT OF YOUR SWORN ALLEGIANCE TO MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA COUNTY ORGANIZED CRIME?

WHY DID YOU ORDER THE ENFORCEMENT OF AN UNSIGNED ALLEGED AGREEMENT, AFTER TAKING TESTIMONY FROM THE ATTORNEYS AND NOT THE PARTIES, IN MEDINA CASE NO 08CIV0502?

WHY DID YOU ORDER THE ENFORCEMENT OF AN UNSIGNED EX PARTE DOCUMENT, WITHOUT TAKING ANY TESTIMONY FROM THE PARTIES, IN CASE NO. 08CIV0502 PERTAINING TO THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME INVOLVING DINO HOE-MAN AND MEMBERS OF HIS ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE? 

HOW OFTEN DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN FORBIDDEN EX PARTE COMMUNICATIONS WITH DINO HOE-MAN AND HIS MEDINA ASS PROSECUTORS PERTAINING TO CASES BEFORE YOU?

WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO ASSUME THE ALIAS "PUBLIUS" IN THE MORE THAN 400 ELECTRONIC MESSAGES YOU SENT TO THE MEDINA CORRUPTION BLOG? 

HOW MANY FORMAL COMPLAINTS HAVE BEEN LODGED AGAINST YOU IN THE OFFICE OF DISCIPLINARY COUNSEL OF THE OHIO SUPREME COURT? 

THESE ARE ALL LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS THAT DESERVE ANSWERS.  YOU CAN BET THAT THESE REPUBLICRAT CANDIDATES WILL NEVER EXPOSE THEMSELVES TO THEM IN ANY OPEN PUBLIC FORUM!
OR, IN THE ALTERNATIVE, THEY WILL JUST LIE, AS USUAL, IN ACCORD WITH HOE-MAN'S OFFICIAL OFFICE POLICY, "LIE A LITTLE! LIE A LOT! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?"

  

IS ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER A DOPER? YOU BE THE JUDGE, FOR A CHANGE !

THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED UNCONFIRMED REPORTS FROM A NUMBER OF LOCAL CITIZENS THAT ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER ABUSES THE ILLICIT DRUG COCAINE.  IN OTHER WORDS, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER IS ALLEGED TO BE A DOPER !

TO BE FAIR TO "WEASELPECKER" (WHO IS NEVER "FAIR" TO INDIVIDUALS WHO APPEAR BEFORE HIM IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL &RAILROAD STATION) THESE REPORTS ARE UNCONFIRMED AND, TO THE BEST OF THE BLOGGER'S KNOWLEDGE, "WEASELPECKER" HAS NEVER BEEN "CAUGHT" BY HONEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS (WHICH IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIES MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES AND DEFECTIVES) IN POSSESSION OF COCAINE.

SETTING ASIDE THESE UNCONFIRMED REPORTS, THE BLOGGER'S PERSONAL INTERACTION WITH "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER DURING COURT PROCEEDINGS IN "WEASELPECKER'S" KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 SPEAKS VOLUMES.

TO SET THE STAGE, THE BLOGGER, AN HONORABLY RETIRED FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, WAS SEATED ON THE WITNESS STAND IN KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.  "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, SEATED ON THE BENCH, SLID HIS CHAIR AS CLOSE TO THE WITNESS STAND AS POSSIBLE.  "WEASELPECKER" WAS LEANING OVER THE BENCH, HOVERING OVER THE BLOGGER IN AN APPARENT ATTEMPT TO INTIMIDATE THE BLOGGER, AS IF THE BLOGGER WOULD BE INTIMIDATED BY A THIRD-CLASS, LOW-RENT, SCUMBAG ATTORNEY IN A BLACK ROBE WHO WAS APPOINTED SOLELY ON HIS FIDELITY TO THE MEDINA REPUBLICRAT PARTY FOR HIS SERVICES OF STUFFING BALLOT BOXES!

THE BLOGGER'S ACTUAL TESTIMONY TAKEN FROM THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE SUPPRESSION HEARING (THE PART OF THE TRANSCRIPT THAT "WEASELPECKER" AND HIS COURT REPORTER - WITH BENEFITS- DONNA GARRITY HAD NOT MATERIALLY ALTERED) IS PRESENTED BELOW FOR THE READERS' CONSIDERATION:

Q.    AND IN YOUR EXPERIENCE, HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING WITH COCAINE  USERS , PARTICULARLY REGARDING A SCENT OR ODOR? 

A.     OH, YES, ABSOLUTELY.  I CAN DETECT THE ODOR OF CRACK COCAINE ON A USER, BOTH FROM THE BREATH AND FROM THE SECRETIONS FROM THE SKIN.  IT HAS A RATHER BITTER SCENT AND IT - - AFTER HAVING DEALT WITH THESE PEOPLE FOR SOME YEARS, I CAN TELL RIGHT AWAY IF A PERSON WAS A CRACK USER, FOR EXAMPLE.  YOU'D JUST TELL BY THE ODOR. 

(SUPPRESSION HEARING, TRANSCRIPT, AT PAGE 28).

AS SOON AS THE BLOGGER TESTIFIED THAT HE COULD DETECT THE USE OF COCAINE FROM THE ODOR EMANATING FROM THE USER, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SHOT UP STRAIGHT IN HIS CHAIR AND PUSHED AWAY FROM THE TESTIFYING BLOGGER AS FAR AS POSSIBLE, IN FACT TO THE VERY OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE BENCH.

AT THAT VERY INSTANT, BASED ON "WEASELPECKER'S" IMMEDIATE REACTION TO THE BLOGGER'S TESTIMONY, THE BLOGGER RECOGNIZED THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS A COCAINE ABUSER . . . IN FACT, A DOPER!

BASED UPON THESE FACTS, WHAT DO YOU, THE READERS, THINK?

IN THE BLOGGER'S OPINION, ANY APATHETIC, UNINFORMED MEDINA COUNTY CITIZEN WHO CASTS A VOTE TO RETAIN "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AS A JUDGE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURT OF COMMON PLEAS IS ELECTING TO PLACE A CROOK, A PHILANDERER, AND A STONE DOPER BACK ON THE BENCH!

QUICK QUIZ: WHO MADE THESE DISGUSTING REMARKS?

FOLLOWING IS TAKEN FROM A RECENT ONLINE NEW ARTICLE APPEARING AT CNN.COM.  CAN YOU IDENTIFY THE SPEAKER?

"The fact that he's not just describing the attractiveness of a woman, he's not just sort of leering at a woman. He's actually describing his own behavior. He's saying, 'I did this and I will do this again. This is what I do when I meet beautiful women.' 

'I did this and I will do this again. This is what I do when I meet beautiful women.' 

It included . . . on a bus recalling . .  about a time he tried to "fuck" a married woman [and] then goes on to say he is can grope women because of his "star" status."

"I better use some tic tacks just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful -- I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. I just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy." 

THESE DISGUSTING REMARKS WERE MADE BY A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR PUBLIC OFFICE.  CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE?

A) REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DONALD TRUMP

B) PHILANDERING MEDINA JUDGE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER

WHETHER YOU ANSWERED "A" (DONALD TRUMP) OR "B" ("WEASELPECKER" COLLIER) YOUR ARE PROBABLY CORRECT WITH EITHER ANSWER !!!

THESE SCUMBAG REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES ARE ALL CUT FROM THE SAME CLOTH . . .  NO MORALS, NO INTEGRITY, NO DECENCY !!!

 

DONALD TRUMP DEDICATES A CAMPAIGN SONG TO CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HORMAN*, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, AND PHILANDERING ILLEGTIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT, TOWN WHORE, AND HOEMAN'S LOYAL LAPDOG!!!

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE")  AND ILLEGITIMATE PHILANDERING "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER , TWO FLAMING ASSHOLES (AT BEST,) HAVE ENDORSED THE CANDIDACY OF DONALD TRUMP PRIMARILY DUE TO TRUMP'S POLICY ON TORTURE, WHICH IS CONSISTENT WITH THE USUAL AND CUSTOMARY PRACTICES AT THE MEDINA COUNTY JAIL!

A LITTLE KNOWN FACT IS THAT TRUMP IS A PARROT HEAD, AN ENTHUSIASTIC FAN OF  JIMMY BUFFETT.  WHEN TRUMP FIRST HEARD THE BUFFETT SONG, LINKED BELOW, HIS THOUGHTS TURNED IMMEDIATELY TO ORGANIZED CRIME "GODFATHER" HOE-MAN AND PHILANDERER "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

DONALD TRUMP, OUT OF A SENSE OF LOYALTY TO HIS "SUPPORTERS"  ( ATHLETIC SUPPORTERS/JOCK STRAPS), DEDICATES THIS SONG, LINKED BELOW, TO THESE TWO NUMB-NUTS!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_y9FB0QKk


WELL DONE DONALD!  WELL DONE!

* THE REFERENCE TO "HORMAN" WAS A FREUDIAN SLIP!

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, APPLAUDS RULING BY SYMPATHETIC VISITING "JUDGE" !!!

CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE') HAS ALWAYS HAD A WAY WITH HIS PERSONAL SELECTION OF VISITING "JUDGES" AND  THEIR SYMPATHETIC RULINGS, BUTTRESSING HIS COMPLETE DISREGARD OF THE UNITED STATES AND OHIO CONSTITUTIONS, AS WELL AS THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF OHIO, GENERALLY.

ONE NEED ONLY LOOK TO THE PERFORMANCES OF SUCH VISITING "JUDGES" LIKE RETIRED "JUDGE" RICHARD "WEASEL DICK" MARKUS, CHIEF AMONG MORONS, AND PATRICIA COSGROVE.  COSGROVE, WHO BLINDLY DENIES ANY EVIDENCE OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION IN MEDINA COUNTY, HAS PERPETUATED THE JUDICIAL CIRCLE JERK  IN THE CASE OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME PERPETRATED BY "GODFATHER" HOE-MAN AND MEMBERS OF HIS ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB. QUITE SIMPLY, COSGROVE HAS REFUSED TO RULE ON MOTIONS AND HEARINGS, BROUGHT BY ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD SCHEME SIMPLY TO FORESTALL ANY HOPE AND EXPECTATION OF JUSTICE.

MORE RECENTLY, A VISITING "JUDGE" HAS BEEN ASSIGNED TO TRY A HOMICIDE CASE OF A JUVENILE OFFENDER.

HOE-MAN IS APPLAUDING  A RECENT HE RULING BY THE VISITING "JUDGE,"  SHOWN BELOW:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84phU8of02U

THIS RULING IS CONSISTENT WITH THE MISSION STATEMENT OF DINO HOE-MAN'S PUBLIC OFFICE AND CRIMINAL SYNDICATE:

"TO PUNISH ALL THOSE INDICTED BY THE GRAND JURY!"

TO PUT HOE-MAN'S MISSION STATEMENT IN OTHER WORDS, "A FAIR TRIAL BE DAMNED !"

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER PLEDGES TO BE "LESS" RACIST IF RE-ELECTED !!!

AS THE CAMPAIGN SEASON GRINDS ON, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE, HEADED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY, HAS RELEASED YET ANOTHER CAMPAIGN PLEDGE ON BEHALF OF ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE.

AS THE BLOGGER HAS PREVIOUSLY SHOWN, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, USING THE NOT-SO-CLEVER ALIAS OF "PUBLIUS" (PUBIC_US) HAS NOT BEEN SHY ABOUT DENIGRATING PERSONS OF COLOR IN THE WHITE ENCLAVE OF MEDINA COUNTY.  See prior post at this blog captioned  A PERSON OF COLOR, ANY COLOR, HAS NO CHANCE AT ALL OF RECEIVING FAIR TREATMENT IN LAPDOG "PUBLIUS" COLLIER'S KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/02/a-person-of-color-any-color-has-no.html 

IN AN ATTEMPT TO REHABILITATE "WEASELPECKER'S" REPUTATION FOR "FAIRNESS" ON THE BENCH (AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK, AT BEST), HIS CAMPAIGN TEAM HAS RELEASED THE LATEST CAMPAIGN PLEDGE:

I PLEDGE, IF RE-ELECTED, TO APPEAR TO BE "LESS" RACIST AS I RAILROAD INNOCENT CITIZENS, WITHOUT ANY COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE EVIDENCE, TO THE PRISON SYSTEM.  IN THE PAST, I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO REFER TO AFRICAN AMERICAN CITIZENS AS "NIGGERS," LATINOS AS "SPICKS," "LAZY WETBACKS," AND "LETTICE PICKING MEXICAN WETBACKS."  I HAVE ALSO REFERRED TO PEOPLE OF MIDDLE EASTERN DESCENT AS "SAND NIGGERS."  IT HAS BEEN DRAWN TO MY ATTENTION THAT SUCH REFERENCES MAY HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED TO BE INAPPROPRIATE.  I VOW TO YOU, THE VOTERS, THAT IN THE FUTURE, IF YOU RETAIN ME AS THE ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY JUDGE, I WILL HENCEFORTH REFER TO AFRICAN-AMERICANS AS "SPOOKS," LATINOS AS "BEANERS," AND PERSONS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST AS "CAMEL JOCKEYS."  I HOPE BY MAKING THIS PLEDGE I WILL WIN YOUR VOTE IN THE NEXT MEDINA COUNTY RIGGED ELECTION!

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HATES TO GOLF WITH WET BALLS!

THE LABOR DAY WEEKEND IS UPON US. IT IS TIME, ONCE AGAIN, FOR THE MEDINA COUNTY MEMORIAL GOLF OUTING, IN REMEMBRANCE OF ALL THOSE CROOKED MEDINA COUNTY POLITICIANS WHO HAVE GONE BEFORE THE CURRENT CROP OF CROOKED MEDINA COUNTY "PUBLIC SERVANTS."

THE WEATHER PROMISES TO BE PERFECT FOR A ROUND OR TWO OF GOLF FOR "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, PAID FOR, OF COURSE, BY CERTAIN OF HIS FAVORITE  JAGOFFS OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN.   THIS SELECT GROUP OF JAGOFF ATTORNEYS HAS LEARNED FROM CORRUPT MEDINA PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME, THAT IT IS HANDY TO HAVE A CORRUPT JUDGE LIKE "WEASEKPECKER" COLLIER IN YOUR POCKET.  YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY ARISES TO ROB A GRAVE AND RAPE AND PILLAGE AN ESTATE OF THE DECEASED.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN WISHING FOR A SUNNY WEEKEND.  HE HAS TOLD HIS CONFIDANTS, "I HATE TO GOLF WITH WET BALLS!"

"WEASELPECKER" WENT ON TO EXPLAIN THAT RAINY DAYS PLAY HAVOC WITH HIS BALLS AND , THEREFORE, HIS GOLF GAME.  SAID COLLIER, " NO MATTER WHAT PRECAUTIONS I TAKE, WHEN IT'S RAINING MY BALLS ALWAYS GET WET.  WHETHER I AM WEARING A RAIN SLICKER AND RIDING IN A GOLF CART, MY BALLS GET WET.  IN FACT, EVEN WHEN I KEEP MY HANDS IN MY POCKETS, MY BALLS STILL GET WET!"

"WEASELPECKER" WENT ON TO EXPLAIN, "WITH WET BALLS, I HAVE TROUBLE ADJUSTING MY STANCE AND TAKING A GOOD STROKE.  EVEN WITH MY COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA GARRITY  FONDLING MY BALLS BETWEEN HOLES, IT IS STILL A PROBLEM."

"WEALPECKER" COLLIER CONCLUDED THAT THE ONLY SAVING GRACE AT THE END OF A STRENUOUS ROUND OF GOLF, "MY COURT REPORTER IS ALWAYS THERE TO GENTLY WASH AND DRY MY BALLS!"

GOLF ON, "WEASELPECKER! " GOLF ON!