Friday, August 26, 2011

A LITTLE HUMOR GOES A LONG WAY !

Given the oppressive nature of the level of complete corruption in the Medina County Courts, laughter is a refreshing break from the realities of the grime and corruption with which the blogger deals daily in his quest to expose these crooks and their unlawful conduct to the light of day.

In the past, the blogger has had an ongoing duel with SALISBURY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, at Craig's List.  Interestingly, SALISBURY removed each and every message that the blogger posted to Craig's List. 


In fact, it soon became obvious that SALISBURY was spending his entire "workday" trolling Craig's List, instead of providing the "professional" services for which had been paid by taxpayers, constituting the criminal offense of Theft in Office.


Nevertheless, the blogger often injected humor into his Craig's List posts.  After all, who better to laugh at than LAPDOG COLLIER and SALISBURY, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR?


HERE THEN ARE BUT A FEW EXAMPLES OF THE BLOGGER'S POSTS ON CRAIG'S LIST, POKING MORE THAN A LITTLE FUN AT LAPDOG COLLIER AND SALISBURY:



LAPDOG OHIO "JUDGE" awarded new STUDDED COLLAR


Date: 2011-04-23, 7:21PM EDT
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A county-wide holiday in Medina County, April Fool's Day, has been named after and dedicated to COMPLETELY WORTHLESS AND TOTALLY CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY JUDGE CHRISTOPHER COLLIER. In festivities held at the Medina County Courthouse/Railroad Station & Mosque, COLLIER, who has been the LAPDOG OF CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DEAN HOLMAN FOR YEARS, was presented with a new studded collar. The studded collar also contained an engraved property tag inscribed, "PROPERTY OF THE MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE. DROP IN ANY MAILBOX IF FOUND!" THE IDENTITY TAG ALSO BEARS A HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INDICIA (for obvious reasons): "DANGER OF E-COLI CONTAMINATION!" (AS IF ONE COULDN'T TELL BY THE SMELL!)
READ MORE AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2011/04/salisbury-pathological-liar-leads.html





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LAPDOG OHIO JUDGE, RACIST PROSECUTOR CRY "FOWL"


Date: 2011-05-01, 2:17AM EDT
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LAPDOG MEDINA JUDGE CHRISTOPHER COLLIER and RACIST ASSISTANT COUNTY PROSECUTOR CRY "FOWL" (as SALISBURY spells it; properly spelled "FOUL") after having been eliminated in the first round of competition in the annual MEDINA COUNTY GREAT SPELLING BEE!


SALISBURY was eliminated in the first round when he was unable to spell "ESP." SALISBURY raised an immediate objection and claimed, "Look, I can spell "NIGGER" perfectly! Judges were unimpressed, however, and refused to believe SALISBURY'S CLAIM, SINCE HAS HAS ESTABLISHED A WELL-FOUNDED REPUTATION AS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.


If you wish to verify SALISBURY'S CREDENTIALS AS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, YOU CAN GO TO http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2011/03/salisbury-pathological-liar-lies-openly.html AND TO http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2011/04/salisbury-pathological-liar-lies-again.html AND ALSO TO http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2011/03/salisbury-continues-to-lie-claims-he.html .


LAPDOG MEDINA "JUDGE" COLLIER, A COMPLETELY WORTHLESS AND CORRUPT "ATTORNEY," was similarly eliminated in the first round of competition when he was unable to spell "ELECTION." LAPDOG COLLIER is unfamiliar with the term since he has never faced any opposition in a contested election after having been POLITICALLY APPOINTED TO THE COURT IN 1988. You may wish to review http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2010/10/christopher-collier-case-fix.html AND http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2010/10/corruption-reigns-in-medina-county.html


LAPDOG COLLIER, a Republican, has been awarded a lifetime appointment to the Medina County Court compliments of corrupt Medina County Prosecutor Dean Holman, as long as COLLIER continues to take his marching orders from HOLMAN.


HOLMAN was also eliminated in the first round of competition when he was unable to spell "ETHICS," a concept that remains completely foreign to him. In this regard, you may wish to go to http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2010/12/typical-case-of-holman-hiding-evidence.html



LAPDOG MEDINA JUDGE GETS PERSONAL FIRE HYDRANT


Date: 2011-06-02, 2:09AM EDT
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The Medina Water Department, ever eager to please "public officials," has just installed a NEW, PERSONAL FIRE HYDRANT IN THE CHAMBERS OF LAPDOG MEDINA JUDGE CHRISTOPHER COLLIER, following a number of citizen complaints. It seems when there are no INNOCENT CITIZENS FOR LAPDOG COLLIER TO PISS ON, HE HAS HAD TO "RELIEVE" HIMSLF AT A NUMBER OF FIRE HYDRANTS ON MEDINA'S PUBLIC SQUARE. A number of female dog walkers have complained that LAPDOG COLLIER has been elbowing them out of the way to get to his favorite "watering holes." One irate citizen complained, "I'M TIRED OF LAPDOG COLLIER PISSING ON MY BOOTS." Seems like rank hath its privileges.




LAPDOG MEDINA JUDGE DENIED ENTRY TO CLEVELAND IX CENTER


Date: 2011-05-01, 1:47AM EDT
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Security personnel at the Cleveland IX Center refused entry to Medina LAPDOG JUDGE CHRISTOPHER COLLIER, who attempted to attend a recent national dog show held there. Citing a longstanding regulation that all non-competitor dogs, and especially lapdogs, must be on leash, security officers observed that COLLIER was unattended by any member of the Medina County Prosecutor's Office and was thusly determined to be off leash. Further details at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2011/04/salisbury-pathological-liar-leads.html



MUCH MORE TO COME ....

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