MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN. TAKES TOP PRIZE WITH SNOW SCULPTURE

AS LOCAL MEDINA COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE AWARE, THE MEDINA COUNTY ICE FESTIVAL HAS KICKED OFF WITH VARIOUS ICE AND SNOW SCULPTURES ON DISPLAY AT THE MEDINA TOWN SQUARE.

NEWS REPORTS HAVE IT THAT COMPETITION FOR THE TOP PRIZE HAS BEEN FIERCE, WITH MORE THAN 30 VARIOUS SCULPTURES ON DISPLAY.

AFTER MUCH STUDIED CONSIDERATION, THE ICE FESTIVAL COMMITTEE HAS DILIGENTLY SCRUTINIZED THE WORK OF LOCAL ARTISTS AND, AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION, HAS AWARDED THE TOP PRIZE TO SCULPTORS MS. LARA BEE AND "ROSEY PALM"QUIST, WHO ENTERED THEIR SCULPTURE ON BEHALF OF THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN.

THE ARTISTIC RENDERING, ENTITLED "COLLIER & GARRITY IN CHAMBERS," IS PICTURED BELOW:

THE SNOW SCULPTURE IS REPORTED TO BE WILDLY POPULAR WITH FESTIVAL-GOERS, BRINGING MUCH MIRTH AND LAUGHTER TO ALL IN ATTENDANCE.

KUDOS TO MS. LARA BEE AND "ROSEY PALM"QUIST OF THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN. FOR THEIR LIFE-LIKE RENDERING OF ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HIS PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

WELL DONE!