IT CERTAINLY APPEARS ON THE BASIS OF AVAILABLE INFORMATION THAT THE SHERIFF'S LEAD "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVE CAN SCREW UP A WET DREAM - AT MIDDAY!
THE BLOGGER JUST CANNOT MAKE THIS UP IN THE WILDEST FLIGHTS OF FANCY AND IMAGINATION!
THE BLOGGER IS AT A LOSS TO COMPREHEND THE TOTAL INCOMPETENCE OF DICKLESS TRACY, THE SHERIFF'S LEAD SO-CALLED "INVESTIGATOR." IT HAS BECOME READILY APPARENT THAT DICKLESS LACKS THE CAPACITY TO WIPE HIS OWN ASS WITHOUT PROPER SUPERVISION (NOT THAT DICKLESS' SUPERVISORS ARE ANY BRIGHTER).
HERE'S THE LATEST SNAFU, COMPLIMENTS OF DICKLESS TRACY, WHO HAS UNDOUBTEDLY SCREWED UP MORE THAN ONE WET DREAM!
APPROXIMATELY ONE WEEK AGO, THE BLOGGER HAD THE PLEASURE OF SPEAKING TO A NUMBER OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP FIREFIGHTERS WHO ARE REALLY DECENT PEOPLE AND CONCERNED CITIZENS. DURING THAT CONVERSATION, THE BLOGGER LEARNED THAT DICKLESS TRACY WAS PUBLICLY SPEWING (NON)FACTS, RUMORS, AND SPECULATION ABOUT HIS (NON)INVESTIGATION, DISPARAGING THE REPUTATION OF THE HOMICIDE VICTIM, THE LATE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON WITHOUT ANY FACTUAL SUPPORT.
THE BLOGGER CHOOSES TO NOT REPEAT DICKLESS TRACY'S IRRESPONSIBLE REMARKS AND RUMORS SO AS TO AVOID PERPETUATING DICKLESS' UTTERLY STUPID AND GROUNDLESS CONTENTIONS AS IF THIS MORON COULD FIND HIS ASS WITH BOTH HANDS.
MORE ALARMING, HOWEVER, AND AS UNBELIEVABLE AS IT MAY SEEM TO ANYONE WITH THE SLIGHTEST SCINTILLA OF COMMON SENSE, THE FIREFIGHTERS REPORTED THAT DICKLESS TRACY TOOK DNA SPECIMENS FROM LAFAYETTE FIREFIGHTERS. THE OBVIOUS GLARING ERROR IN GATHERING THE SPECIMENS IS THAT DICKLESS FAILED TO CHANGE STERILE GLOVES BETWEEN SWABS!!!
ONE OF THE FIREFIGHTERS OBSERVED, RIGHTLY SO, "THE SPECIMENS ARE CONTAMINATED !"
A REAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATOR FROM CLEVELAND WAS PRESENTED WITH THE SAME FACTS, THAT IS DICKLESS TRACY FAILED TO CHANGE STERILE GLOVES BETWEEN EACH DNA SPECIMEN. BEFORE THE BLOGGER COULD FINISH THE SENTENCE, THE REAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATOR COMPLETED THE BLOGGER'S SENTENCE, "HE CROSS-CONTAMINATED THE DNA SPECIMENS."
HERE'S A SUGGESTION TO DICKLESS TRACY, "NEXT TIME READ THE DIRECTIONS!"
THAT LAFAYETTE FIREFIGHTER WAS CORRECT!!!
CONFIRMED BY REAL POLICE, A BONA FIDE HOMICIDE INVESTIGATOR!!!
THE BLOGGER HAS RECEIVED CONFIRMATION FROM AN INDEPENDENT SOURCE THAT, INDEED, DICKLESS TRACY HAD CROSS-CONTAMINATED THE DNA SPECIMENS, JUST AS THE FIREFIGHTER AND THE REAL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATOR HAD PREDICTED.
OF COURSE, DICKLESS MADE THE USUAL HALF-ASSED EFFORT AND DID NOT COLLECT DNA SPECIMENS FROM ALL THE LAFAYETTE FIREFIGHTERS. A TOKEN DISPLAY OF NON-EFFORT SOLELY FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION!
WHAT A JERK!
THE BLOGGER DOUBTS THAT DICKLESS TRACY POSSESSES THE QUALIFICATIONS TO SECURE PUBLIC EMPLOYMENT AS A SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD! WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THESE DOLTS?
TIME FOR THE BLOGGER TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE!
WHILE THE BLOGGER DOES NOT WISH TO OFFEND THE SENSIBILITIES OF READERS, A CANDID ASSESSMENT IS IN ORDER. THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES, AND PARTICULARLY DICKLESS TRACY, HAVE TAKEN WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A STRAIGHTFORWARD HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION AND TURNED IT INTO ONE MAJOR CLUSTERFUCK!!!
IT IS OBVIOUS TO THE BLOGGER THAT DICKLESS TRACY AND HIS COMPANION "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
AFTER WATCHING THESE CLOWNS SCRAMBLE AROUND IN THE DARK FOR SEVERAL MONTHS WITH NO TANGIBLE RESULTS, THE BLOGGER HAS DECIDED TO USE HIS SKILLS AND EXPERTISE TO SOLVE THIS CRIME AND BRING THE OFFENDER(S) TO JUSTICE AT NO COST TO THE MACRON FAMILY OR TO TAXPAYERS.
VICTORIA MACRON AND HER BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS WILL BE WAITING UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME IF THEY WAIT ON DICKLESS TRACY. NO NEED FOR INEFFECTIVE "ASSISTANCE" OR INTERFERENCE FROM THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
IT IS TIME TO SHOW THESE DEFECTIVES HOW THE BIG BOYS DO IT.
THE BLOGGER WILL STEP OUT OF RETIREMENT AND IDENTIFY THE OFFENDER TO THE BENEFIT OF THE MACRON FAMILY AND COUNTY RESIDENTS.
NO SCREW-UPS, NO BULLSHIT, NO STALLING, NO INDECISION. JUST RELIABLE, PROSECUTABLE RESULTS!
JUSTICE DEMANDS IT! THE MACRON FAMILY DESERVES IT!
THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE FOR EXPERIENCE AND THE ABILITY TO REASON!
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