JUST WHO IS DUMB AND WHO IS DUMBER?

THE BLOGGER FINDS IT DISCONCERTING AND PERPLEXING WHEN TRYING TO DECIDE WHO IS DUMB AND WHO IS DUMBER, SHERIFF'S CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY" CENTNER(D), A PROVEN LIAR, OR HIS "LEAD DEFECTIVE," DICKLESS TRACY!

THESE TWO MORONS ARE PRIME CANDIDATES FOR THE RINGLING BROTHERS CLOWN COLLEGE!

PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) HAD BEEN FORMERLY EMPLOYED AS A PAPER-SHUFFLING SERGEANT AT THE NORTH ROYALTON POLICE DEPARTMENT, REVIEWING TRAFFIC CITATIONS WRITTEN BY PATROLMEN. THE LEVEL OF HIS COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE "LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE" IS QUESTIONABLE, AT BEST.  OF COURSE, THE NORTH ROYALTON MAYOR FORCED CENTNER(D) TO LEAVE HIS PAPER-SHUFFLING POSITION AT NORTH ROYALTON WHEN CENTNER(D) MADE AN UNSUCCESSFUL RUN FOR THE OFFICE OF SHERIFF.

OF COURSE, PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY: CENTNER(D) WAS RAPIDLY PROMOTED WHEN HE LEFT NORTH ROYALTON AS A PAPER-SHUFFLING SERGEANT TO BECOME A BEAN-COUNTING CRAPTAIN AND DESK JOCKEY AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE, TAKING HIS MARCHING ORDERS FROM LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE LYNDA BOWERS.  THAT, OF COURSE, IS UNDERSTANDABLE GIVEN THE FACT THAT CENTNER(D) WANTS TO RUN FOR THE OFFICE OF SHERIFF AND BOWERS CAN MAKE SURE HIS NAME IS ON THE BALLOT, AS CENTNER(D) WELL KNOWS.

CENTNER(D)'S INSTANT PROMOTION FROM PAPER-SHUFFLING SERGEANT TO BEAN-COUNTING CRAPTAIN DEMONSTRATES JUST HOW LOW EMPLOYMENT STANDARDS HAVE SUNK AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE! 

JUST HOW DUMB IS PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY" CENTNER(D)?  THE STRAIGHTFORWARD ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS "REALLY DAMN DUMB" !!!

PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY" CENTNER(D), WHO IS NO MORE THAN A PAPER-SHUFFLING BEAN-COUNTER, JUST HANDED THE BAD GUY(S) WHO WILL ULTIMATELY BE CHARGED WITH THE AGGRAVATED MURDER OF BRYON MACRON A READY-MADE DEFENSE BY PUBLICLY DECLARING THAT "NO ONE BUT MR. MACRON WAS INVOLVED WITH HIS DEATH."

WHEN THE BAD GUY(S) ARE FINALLY INDICTED FOR THE OFFENSES OF KIDNAPING AND AGGRAVATED MURDER (IN SPITE OF THE COMPLETE INDIFFERENCE AND COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF) ,  DEFENSE ATTORNEYS WILL BE CALLING CENTNER AND HIS COVEY OF "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES TO TESTIFY FOR THE DEFENSE, OFFERING TESTIMONY TO JUSTIFY THEIR WILD AND UNFOUNDED CONCLUSION THAT BRYON MACRON TOOK HIS OWN LIFE.

CAN YOU, THE READERS, BELIEVE THAT THESE INCOMPETENT MORONS FROM THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE WILL BE CALLED TO BOLSTER THE DEFENSE? THIS IS NOTHING SHORT OF UNBELIEVABLE! PERHAPS LYNDA BOWERS WILL BE CALLED TO VOUCH FOR PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) AND PERHAPS CAN BE EXPECTED TO TESTIFY THAT CENTNER(D) DID NO MORE THAN FOLLOWING THE MARCHING ORDERS SHE GAVE HIM SO THAT, IN RETURN,  SHE WOULD MANAGE TO GET HIS NAME ON THE BALLOT IN THE NEXT ELECTION.

THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT IS THAT LYING PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY" CENTNER(D) IS NOTHING SHORT OF A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS NO CREDIBLE REAL-WORLD EXPERIENCE IN BRINGING PROSECUTIONS IN CRIMINAL CASES.  CENTNER(D)'S "EXPERIENCE," WHICH LIKELY AMOUNTS TO NO MORE THAN TESTIFYING IN MAYOR'S COURT ON TRAFFIC CASES, DEMONSTRATES HE IS TOTALLY UNFIT TO "INVESTIGATE" AND 
BRING PROSECUTIONS IN VIOLENT CRIMES LIKE THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.

THE BLOGGER IS AMAZED THAT TAXPAYERS BEAR THE BURDEN OF CENTNER(D)'S SALARY WHEN HE IS SUPREMELY UNQUALIFIED TO MUCH OF ANYTHING BUT TROLL AND MONITOR THE INTERNET AND ADMINISTER THE SHERIFF'S WORTHLESS FACEBOOK PAGE.

THIS CLOWN MAY BE QUALIFIED TO "SERVE" AS THE SHERIFF OF "SAFETY TOWN," BUT THAT IS ABOUT IT!

DICKLESS TRACY, LYING CENTER(D)'S "LEAD DEFECTIVE" IS CERTAINLY NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB EITHER!  IN FACT, HE IS JUST ONE MORE UNQUALIFIED CLUELESS MORON SUCKING ON THE TAXPAYERS' TEAT!

DICKLESS TRACY IS ANOTHER REAL DANDY.  GIVEN THE FACT THAT LYING PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY" CENTNER(D) DOESN'T KNOW HIS ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND WHEN IT COMES TO INVESTIGATION OF VIOLENT CRIMES, IT IS EASILY UNDERSTANDABLE HOW HE COULD ASSIGN A HAPLESS BOOB LIKE DICKLESS TRACY TO "LEAD" THE NON-INVESTIGATION INTO THE OBVIOUS HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON.

HOW MUCH INTELLIGENCE DOES IT TAKE TO RECOGNIZE THAT, WHEN BRYON MACRON WENT "MISSING," IT WAS IMPERATIVE TO INTERVIEW MR. MACRON'S FAMILY, FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES TO DETERMINE WHAT WAS GOING ON IN HIS LIFE AT THE TIME OF HIS "MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE?" 

THAT THOUGHT NEVER OCCURRED DICKLESS TRACY WHO FAILED TO CONDUCT ANY SUCH INTERVIEWS.  EVEN A ROOKIE COULDN'T OVERLOOK SOMETHING AS BASIC AS THAT!

ON DECEMBER 16, 2016, THE DATE ON WHICH BRYON MACRON WENT "MYSTERIOUSLY MISSING" FROM THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP ADMINISTRATION BUILDING, ANY REASONABLE PERSON WOULD HAVE CONCLUDED THAT, AT A MINIMUM, IT WAS TIME TO ORGANIZE A FOOT SEARCH FOR THE ENVIRONS OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP AND THE VILLAGE OF CHIPPEWA LAKE.

THAT THOUGHT NEVER OCCURRED TO DICKLESS TRACY. NO SEARCH FOR BRYON MACRON WAS EVER CONDUCTED IN THE AFFECTED AREA!  EVEN MORE OUTRAGEOUS, THE F@@KING IDIOTS FROM THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE BARRED LAFAYETTE FIRE SERVICE FROM SEARCHING THE OPEN WATERS OF CHIPPEWA LAKE.

TO BE FAIR TO DICKLESS TRACY, NOT THAT HE DESERVES ANY FAIRNESS AT ALL GIVE THE MANNER HE HAS TREATED THE MACRON FAMILY, IT SEEMS LIKELY THAT THE ORDER BARRING THE FIRE SERVICE FROM SEARCHING THE LAKE WAS A "COMMAND" DECISION MADE BY LYING CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY" CENTNER(D), A PAPER-SHUFFLING DESK JOCKEY AND BEAN-COUNTER WITH NO COMPETENT AND CREDIBLE REAL LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE.

CONSIDER THE FACT THAT, AT ONE POINT IN HIS NON-INVESTIGATION, DICKLESS TRACY SUGGESTED TO MR. MACRON'S GRIEVING WIFE THAT BRYON MACRON MAY HAVE BEEN ADMITTED TO A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL (ANOTHER TYPICAL UNSUPPORTED SUPPOSITION HE OBVIOUSLY PULLED OUT OF HIS ASS).  DICKLESS TRACY LEFT IT TO MRS. MACRON TO MAKE THOSE INQUIRIES OF PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITALS ON HER OWN.  IT WAS OBVIOUSLY TOO MUCH TROUBLE FOR DICKLESS TRACY TO PERFORM THE FUNCTIONS OF THE JOB HE WAS PAID BY TAXPAYERS TO DO.  PROBABLY INTERFERED WITH A DONUT RUN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS!

THEN AGAIN, KNOWING FULL WELL THAT DICKLESS TRACY WASN'T REALLY DOING ANYTHING TO SOLVE THE "DISAPPEARANCE" OF HER HUSBAND, MRS. MACRON DEVELOPED INFORMATION THAT BRYON MAY HAVE BEEN SEEN IN ANOTHER COMMUNITY. UNDERSTANDABLY, MRS. MACRON PICKED UP THE PHONE AND CONTACTED THE POLICE DEPARTMENT IN THAT COMMUNITY ONLY TO LEARN THERE HAD BEEN NO FIRM BASIS FOR THE ALLEGED SIGHTING.

LATER DICKLESS TRACY PLACED A PHONE CALL TO MRS. MACRON AND THREATENED, "DON'T YOU EVER CALL ANOTHER DEPARTMENT!" DICKLESS APPARENTLY FAILED TO RECOGNIZE THAT MRS. MACRON REALIZED HE WAS ANOTHER DO-NOTHING MEDINA MORON AND WAS EMBARRASSED BY THE FACT THAT MRS. MACRON BEAT HIM TO THE PUNCH IN RUNNING DOWN THE LEAD (AS IF DICKLESS INTENDED TO RUN ANYWHERE BUT DUNKIN' DONUTS).

EVEN MORE INSTRUCTIVE IS DICKLESS TRACY'S FAILURE TO COMPLETE THE MOST BASIC OF TASKS, TAKING DNA SAMPLES!  AS PREVIOUSLY REPORTED, THE MEDINA GASSETTE REPORTED THAT DICKLESS HAD BEEN TAKING DNA SAMPLES FROM LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP FIRE SERVICE PERSONNEL, INFORMATION FED TO THE GASSETTE FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION, AS IF THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAD BEEN TAKING THE HOMICIDE OF BRYON MACRON SERIOUSLY.

THE FACT IS THAT DISCKLESS TRACY DID NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO OBTAIN DNA SAMPLES FROM ALL FIRE SERVICE PERSONNEL.  THAT IS BAD ENOUGH, BUT THERE IS MORE.

DICKLESS TRACY F@@KED UP THE DNA SAMPLES HE DID MANAGE TO TAKE BETWEEN DONUT BREAKS.  DICKLESS FAILED TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS AND FAILED TO TAKE THE MOST BASIC, COMMON-SENSE ACTIONS WHEN OBTAINING DNA SAMPLES. DICKLESS FAILED TO CHANGE STERILE GLOVES AFTER TAKING EACH SAMPLE AND CROSS-CONTAMINATED EACH AND EVERY DNA SAMPLE HE GRUDGINGLY TOOK.  THE PURPORTED DNA SAMPLES THAT DICKLESS TRACY TOOK WERE COMPLETELY USELESS AND OFFERED NO POTENTIAL FOR ANY ANALYSIS AND COMPARISON!

PERHAPS DICKLESS TRACY NEEDS TO TAKE A REMEDIAL READING COURSE SO THE NEXT TIME HE IS ASKED TO DO SOMETHING WELL ABOVE HIS PAY GRADE HE WILL BE INSPIRED TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS AND ACT ACCORDINGLY.  THAT, HOWEVER, MAY BE JUST TOO MUCH TO EXPECT OF THIS MORON.

THERE YOU HAVE IT, READERS! YOU BE JUDGE! WHO IS DUMB AND WHO IS THE DUMBER OF THE TWO, LYING PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY" CENTER(D), A PAPER-SHUFFLING, PENCIL-PUSHING DESK JOCKEY WITH NO EXPERIENCE IN THE INVESTIGATION OF VIOLENT CRIMES, OR DICKLESS TRACY, CENTNER(D)'S LEAD DEFECTIVE WHO FAILED TO COMPREHEND AND CARRY OUT THE MOST BASIC OF ACTIONS THAT WOULD ORDINARILY BE EXPECTED OF A ROOKIE?

TO THE BLOGGER, THIS LOOKS LIKE A CLASSIC CASE OF THE BLIND "LEADING' THE BLIND!