THE MEDINA GASSETTE, THE ORACLE OF THE MEDINA REPUBLICRAT PARTY, HAS JUST REPORTED LATE-BREAKING NEWS BASED UPON A PRESS RELEASE FROM THE OFFICE OF MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER.
SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER WHO APPEARS TO BE OPERATING IN A FOG MOST DAYS (OFTEN NOT KNOWING WHICH DAY OF THE WEEK IT MAY BE) HAS ANNOUNCED A MAJOR PROMOTION FROM WITHIN THE RANKS OF THE MORONS HE EMPLOYS TO BADGER AND TO ANNOY THE CITIZENS OF MEDINA COUNTY WHILE HAVING NOT THE SLIGHTEST CONCEPT OF THE BASIC CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS GUARANTEED TO CITIZENS BY THE UNITED STATES AND OHIO CONSTITUTIONS.
"I DUNNO" MILLER'S LATEST ANNOUNCEMENT IS CERTAINLY PROOF OF THAT PROPOSITION.
REGULAR READERS OF THS BLOG MAY RECALL THAT LYING SHERIFF'S CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY" CENTNER(D) CAME TO THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE FROM NORTH ROYALTON, OHIO, A VERITABLE HOTBED OF VIOLENT CRIME, LIKE DRIVING 36 MPH IN A 35 MPH SPEED ZONE!
IN HIS PRIOR "EMPLOYMENT" AT THE NORTH ROYALTON POLICE DEPARTMENT, CENTNER(D) HELD THE POSITION OF PENCIL-PUSHING, PAPER-SHUFFLING SERGEANT WHOSE PRIMARY RESPONSIBILITY, IT SEEMS, WAS TO REVIEW TRAFFIC CITATIONS, ISSUED BY POLICE PATROLMEN, FOR LEGIBILITY AND ACCURACY. THAT, OF COURSE, WAS A HEAVY RESPONSIBILITY. AFTER ALL, WHAT WOULD THE CITY OF NORTH ROYALTON DO WITHOUT A DEPENDABLE REVENUE STREAM?
AFTER A FAILED RUN FOR THE OFFICE OF SHERIFF, PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) CAME TO "WORK" AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE WHERE HE RECEIVED AN INSTANT PROMOTION FROM PENCIL-PUSHING, PAPER-SHUFFLING SERGEANT TO PENCIL-PUSHING, PAPER-SHUFFLING, DESK JOCKEY CRAPTAIN.
IT CERTAINLY AMAZES THE BLOGGER THAT SOMEONE LIKE CENTNER(D), WITH NO CREDIBLE ACTUAL LAW ENFORCEMENT CREDENTIALS, WAS PLACED IN A SUPERVISORY POSITION AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE. THIS IS TRULY A CLASSIC CASE OF THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND.
OF COURSE, IN HIS ROLE AS CRAPTAIN, LYING PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) WAS VESTED WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY TO "SUPERVISE" THE "NON-INVESTIGATION" OF THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHiP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON. WHAT A COLOSSAL MISTAKE THAT WAS!
AS REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WELL KNOW LYING PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) CONDUCTED A "PRESS CONFERENCE" TO ANNOUNCE THAT HIS COVEY OF "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVES HAD CONCLUDED THAT BRYON MACRON TOOK HIS OWN LIFE AND THEN, FOLLOWING HIS DEATH, CAST HIMSELF IN THE OPEN WATERS OF CHIPPEWA LAKE WITHOUT LEAVING ANY FOOTPRINTS OR BLOOD TRAIL IN THE SNOW!!!
NEEDLESS TO SAY, NO ONE IN THE COMMUNITY BOUGHT CENTNER(D)'S LINE OF BULLSHIT THAT EVEN STEVIE WONDER CAN SEE THROUGH!
WELL, FOLLOWING CENTNER(D)'S PERFORMANCE AT THAT RIDICULOUS PRESS CONFERENCE, AT WHICH CENTNER(D) (WITH NO OBVIOUS EXPERIENCE INVESTIGATING AND PROSECUTING VIOLENT CRIMES, INCLUDING HOMICIDE) HANDED A DEFENSE TO THE INDIVIDUALS WHO MURDERED BRYON MACRON ON NOTHING LESS THAN A SILVER PLATTER, SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER RECEIVED A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF FEEDBACK FROM LOCAL RESIDENTS.
A NUMBER OF CITIZEN CALLERS DREW TO THE SHERIFF'S ATTENTION THAT THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION THAT CENTNER(D) IS OBVIOUSLY A MAJOR F@@KUP!
AFTER HEARING THESE ENDORSEMENTS FROM RESIDENTS, SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER RAPIDLY CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT RESIDENTS SUPPORTED THE PROMOTION OF LYING CRAPTAIN PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY" CENTER(D) TO THE POSITION OF MAJOR!!
IT IS CERTAINLY GRATIFYING TO KNOW THAT SHERIFF "I DUNNO" MILLER HAS LISTENED TO THE PUBLIC AND, IN RESPONSE, HAS RECOGNIZED PINOCCHIO "DESK JOCKEY" CENTNER(D) AS A MAJOR F@@KUP! THIS RECOGNITION HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!
