THIS TWIT, WHO CLAIMS TO BE A "BEHAVIORAL STRATEGIST," DENIES THE OBVIOUS CORRUPTION IN MEDINA COUNTY, IT IS PRETTY CLEAR THAT CLIFF DWELLER IS LIVING IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY,
REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY RECALL THAT READERS' ATTENTION WAS PREVIOUSLY DRAWN AT THIS BLOG TO THE UNSUPPORTED "OPINIONS" PROPOUNDED BY LOCAL TWIT CLIFF DWELLER, AN ARMCHAIR SLEUTH WHO HAS APPARENTLY GAINED HIS "EXPERTISE" IN THE ARMCHAIR ANALYSIS OF CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS BY REPEATEDLY VIEWING RE-RUNS OF HAWAII FIVE-O AS HE SNACKS ON MOON PIES AND SWILLS MOUNTAIN DEW!
NOT TO BELABOR THE POINT, BUT CLIFF PROMOTES HIMSELF AS A "BEHAVIORAL STRATEGIST." DOES THAT MEAN CLIFF IS A BOOKIE, MAKING ODDS ON NEXT WEEK'S FOOTBALL GAMES? THE CONCEPT AND TITLE OF "BEHAVIORAL STRATEGIST" IS JUST ALL TOO UNCLEAR TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
LET'S TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT HOW CLIFF DWELLER TRIES TO EXPLAIN, TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM HIS SELF-SERVING WEBSITE:
Behavioral strategists provide answers to the obvious questions, as well as the unexpected questions, and raises the unexpected questions for the not so obvious answers. Winning strategies are strategies which include Relative Behavioral Analysis and Projection at every stage of litigation an trial. (** NOTICE THAT CLIFF SEEMS TO HAVE MISSPELLED "AND" BETWEEN THE WORDS "LITIGATION" AND "TRIAL" UNLESS THIS IS JUST A WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN COLLOQUIALISM.)LET'S PARSE THIS DOUBLE-TALK. IT SEEMS TO THE BLOGGER THAT "OBVIOUS QUESTIONS" GIVE RISE TO ANSWERS, WHICH MAY OR NOT BE SO OBVIOUS. TAKE, FOR EXAMPLE, THE QUESTION, "WHEN DID YOU STOP BEATING YOUR WIFE?" THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION MAY, OR MAY NOT, BE QUITE SO OBVIOUS DEPENDING UPON THE CIRCUMSTANCES IN WHICH IT IS RAISED.
AT THIS JUNCTURE, CLIFF LOSES THE BLOGGER, "Behavioral strategists . . . raises the unexpected questions for the not so obvious answers."
FIRSTLY, READERS MAY WISH TO AGAIN EXAMINE CLIFF DWELLER'S USAGE OF THE LANGUAGE. ACCORDING TO CLIFF, "BEHAVIORAL STRATEGISTS" [IN THE PLURAL] "RAISES" [IN THE SINGULAR]. THAT ALONE SPEAKS VOLUMES TO THE BLOGGER ABOUT CLIFF DWELLER AND ANY PURPORTED INTELLECTUAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS TO WHICH HE MAY LAY CLAIM.
BUT LET'S GET TO THE ISSUE THAT CLIFF ADVANCES, THAT IS, "RAISING UNEXPECTED QUESTIONS FOR NOT SO OBVIOUS [PROPER USAGE IS "NOT-SO-OBVIOUS"] ANSWERS." WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES THAT MEAN? ANY TAKERS HERE?
HAVING NOW EXAMINED, IN SMALL PART, CLIFF DWELLER'S CLAIM TO BE A "BEHAVIORAL STRATEGIST," WE NOW COME TO THE POINT OF THIS POST.
CLIFF DWELLER IS MEETING FOR LUNCH TODAY WITH MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF BARNEY MILLER TO DINE ON CROW AND HUMBLE PIE.
TO BEGIN, CLIFF DWELLER LAUNCHED INTO A DIATRIBE DENOUNCING THE REASSIGNMENT OF THE INVESTIGATION OF THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON FROM THE COMPLETELY WORTHLESS MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE TO THE OHIO BUREAU OF CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION.
OF COURSE, TO SUPPORT HIS MERITLESS POSITION, CLIFF DWELLER ARGUED THAT BCI HAD NOT SOLVED THE MURDER OF EIGHT MEMBERS OF THE RHODEN FAMILY IN PIKE COUNTY, OBVIOUSLY INTIMATING THAT CRIME WOULD GO FOREVER UNSOLVED.
SURPRISE, CLIFFY BOY! FOUR MEMBERS OF THE WAGNER FAMILY HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH THE MURDERS OF THE EIGHT MEMBERS OF THE RHODEN FAMILY, JUST ANNOUNCED.
SO MUCH FOR CLIFF DWELLER'S ARMCHAIR ANALYSIS OF THE BCI INVESTIGATION OF THE RHODEN MURDERS. APPARENTLY NONE OF THIS TWIT'S "MANY SOURCES" LET CLIFFY KNOW THIS WAS COMING. ONE HEAPING HELPING OF WELL-ROASTED CROW COMING UP! LOL!!!
THERE IS MORE, HOWEVER. CLIFF DWELLER IS MEETING FOR LUNCH IN HIS "PROFESSIONAL" CAPACITY WITH MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF BARNEY MILLER TO DISCUSS STRATEGIES FOR FUTURE "RESPONSES" TO MAJOR NON-EVENTS IN MEDINA COUNTY LIKE THE FULL ARMED ASSAULT ON THE MEDINA HOSPITAL ON THE BASIS OF AN UNCONFIRMED REPORT OF AN "ACTIVE SHOOTER."
HERE'S A STRATEGY TO CONSIDER, CLIFFY! HOW ABOUT VERIFYING THE CREDIBILITY OF AN ALLEGED THREAT BEFORE DESCENDING, WITH GUNS DRAWN, UPON AN UNSUSPECTING PUBLIC? BET YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT!!!
IN CLOSING, THE BLOGGER TURNS ONCE AGAIN TO CLIFF DWELLER'S SELF-SERVING CLAIMS ON HIS VERY OWN WEBSITE. THIS TWIT CLAIMS "over four decades of experience as behavioral strategists in the fields of . . . civil, criminal, and legal investigation."
BOOK HIM, DANO! AND HAVE ANOTHER MOON PIE!
DREAM ON, CLIFFY BOY! THE BLOGGER ISN'T BUYING ANY OF IT!
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