AN ANONYMOUS CHICKENSHIT HAS SENT AN ELECTRONIC MESSAGE TO THS BLOG, ON THE ONE HAND PRAISING THE CONTENT OF THE BLOG AND, AT THE SAME TIME, WISHING TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS.
HERE IS THE ANONYMOUS MESSAGE THE CHICKENSHIT SENT TO THE BLOG:
"THIS SITE . . . MADE MY EYES BLEED READING IT. I WONDER WHY IT ONLY HAS 37 FOLLOWERS."ALTHOUGH THIS CHICKENSHIT HAS HEAPED PRAISE UPON THIS BLOG, HIS MESSAGE PRESENTS SOMEWHAT OF A CONUNDRUM.
ON THE ONE HAND, THE ANONYMOUS CHICKENSHIT IS SO OBVIOUSLY FURIOUS AT THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL INCOMPETENCE OF THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, PARTICULARLY UNDER THE LACK OF LEADERSHIP OF SHERIFF'S FORMER MAJOR F@CKUP PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D), HIS BLOOD PRESSURE SEEMS TO HAVE SKYROCKETED TO THE LEVEL THAT HE IS BLEEDING FROM THE EYES.
THE BLOGGER'S BEST GUESS IS THAT THIS CHICKENSHIT IS PROBABLY AN EMPLOYEE AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE AND REFUSES TO PROVIDE HIS NAME SO AS TO AVOID CRITICISMS FROM THE IDIOTS WHO SURROUND HIM, THUS A CHICKENSHIT. OF COURSE, HE MAY VERY WELL BE ASSIGNED TO THE SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD, ROUNDING UP ALL OF THOSE OUTLAWED FREE-RANGE CHICKENS.
OF COURSE, THE BLOGGER CANNOT DISCOUNT THE POSSIBILITY THAT CHICKENSHIT IS SUFFERING FROM AN ADVANCE CASE OF CORONAVIRUS. IN ANY EVENT, THIS CHICKENSHIT WOULD BE WELL SERVED TO CALM DOWN AND SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR HIS BLEEDING EYES.
WHILE IT IS TRUE THAT THIS BLOG HAS 37 "FOLLOWERS," THAT REALLY DOESN'T TELL THE FULL TALE. THE FACT IS THAT THERE HAVE BEEN MORE THAN 260,000 HITS AT THIS BLOG, PRETTY MUCH ASSURING THAT IT HAS BEEN WIDELY READ.