THE MORONS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAVE THROWN AWAY EVIDENCE IN THEIR NON-INVESTIGATION OF THE HOMICIDE OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON

YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. IT SIMPLY BOGGLES THE MIND TO CONSIDER JUST HOW INEPT THE MORONS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE REALLY ARE.

THESE SUMMER'S EVE DEFECTIVES, UNDER THE LACK OF LEADERSHIP OF THE SHERIFF'S FORMER MAJOR F@CKUP PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) [NOW CHIEF F@UP OF THE HICKLEY POLICE DEPARTMENT], THREW AWAY VALUABLE EVIDENCE IN THEIR NON-INVESTIGATION OF LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP BRYON MACRON.

LET ME SET THE SCENE:

ON THE MORNING OF DECEMBER 16, 2016, THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE BRAIN-DEAD PERSONNEL "RESPONDED" TO THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP ADMINISTRATIVE BUILDING UPON THE REPORT OF A BLOODY CRIME SCENE.  IT WAS QUICKLY DETERMINED THAT TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON WAS MISSING.

THE FIRST QUESTION THE BLOGGER HAS IS HOW DID THEY SO QUICKLY ASCERTAIN THAT MR. MACRON, RATHER THAN THE OTHER TWO TRUSTEES, WAS MISSING.  CURIOUS, ISN'T IT?

NOW, DURING THE PRELIMINARY SURVEY, SOMEONE, LIKELY A FIREMAN,  DISCOVERED A KNIFE AND A BAG OF RECEIPTS AND BUSINESS CARDS (ALL FOREIGN TO THE AREA) IN A DUMPSTER ATTHE ADJACENT FIRE STATION.

OF COURSE THE SUMMER'S EVE DEFECTIVES, WHO CONDUCTED NO SEARCH FOR MR. MACRON AND BARRED THE LAFAYETTE FIRE DEPARTMENT FROM SEARCHING THE LAKE,  ULTIMATELY DETERMINED THE KNIFE HAD NO BEARING ON THE BLOODY CRIME SCENE AND CONCLUDED THE MR. MACRON HAD RUN AWAY TO CALIFORNIA, BASED OF COURSE UPON THEIR "EXPERTISE" IN CONDUCTING FALED CRIMINAL NON-INVESTIGATIONS.

OF COURSE, EVEN THOUGH BLOOD WAS SPILLED AT THE CRIME SCENE, WHY WOULD THESE DEFECTIVES EVEN SUSPECT THAT THE RECOVERED KNIFE HAD ANY VALUE IN INVESTIGATING THE DISAPPEARANCE OF BRYON MACRON.

OF COURSE, WHEN HIS MORTAL REMAINS WERE RECOVERED FROM CHIPPEWA LAKE, THE MEDICAL EXAMINER CONCLUDED THAT BRYON MACRON SUSTAINED A NUMBER OF KNIFE WOUNDS!

BASED UPON THEIR LIMITED POWERS OF DEDUCTION, THESE SUMMER'S EVE DEFECTIVES, NO DOUBT WITH THE BLESSING OF MAJOR F@CKUP CENTNER(D) THREW AWAY THE KNIFE, THE POTENTIAL MURDER WEAPON, AND THE CORRESPONDING BAG OF BUSINESS CARDS AND RECEIPTS. 

SIMPLY BRILLIANT! THAT MUST BE A TECHNIQUE THEY LEARNED AT THE SHERLOCK HOME SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH FABLED DETECTIVE SHERLOCK HOLMES), A DIVISION OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY.

GIVEN THESE FACTS, THE BLOGGER HAS TO WONDER WHETHER THESE MORONS ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS OR, IN THE ALTERNATIVE, ARE THEY COVERING UP THIS CRIME?

READERS CAN BE ASSURED THIS WILL ALL COME OUT IN THE WASH.