BRYON MACRON'S "SECRET LIFE" REVEALED !!!

AT THE OUTSET, THE BLOGGER WISHES TO MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR HE IS OF THE OPINION THAT SHERIFF MILLER'S MAJOR F@@KUP PINOCCHIO CENNER(D), NOW THE CHIEF F@@KUP OF THE HICKLEY POLICE DEPARTMENT, IS CLEARLY NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER.  ANYON WHO HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO VIEW CENTNER(D)'S "PRESS CONFERENCE" REVEALING THE OUTCOME OF HIS NON-INVESTIGATION OF THE HOMICIDE OF THE LATE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON CLEARLY UNDERSTAND THE POINT.

INITIALLY, BECAUSE OF THEIR COMPLETE LACK OF COMPETENCE INVESTIGATING BRYON MACRON'S MURDER, THE BLOGGER HAD BEEN UNDER THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION THAT THE MORONS AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE HAD BEEN COVERING UP THE MURDER.

AFTER HAVING EXPENDED MORE THAN THREE YEARS EXTENSIVELY INVESTIGATING BRYON MACRON'S HOMICIDE, THE BLOGGER HAS CHANGED HIS OPINION OF THAT.

THE BLGGER HAS CONCLUDED THAT SHERIFF'S MAJOR F@@KUP PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D), JUST ONE MORE PROVEN LIAR AMONG MANY AT THE SHERIFF''S OFFICE, AND ALL OF THE "SUMMER'S EVE" DEFECTIVE UNDER HIS LACK OF LEADERSHIP, ARE ALL JUST TOO DAMN DUMB TO COME IN OUT OF THE RAIN. THE CONCEPT OF INVESTIGATING A HOMICIDE, PARTICULARLY A WHODUNNIT, IS CLEARLY OUT OF THEIR REACH.

DURING THE "PRESS CONFERENCE," AFTER THE CORONER HAD RULED THAT THE CAUSE AND MANNNER OF BRYON MACRON'S DEATH COULD NOT BE DETERMINED TO A DEGREE OF MEDICAL CERTAINTY, PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D) TOOK TO THE PODIUM TO ANNOUNCE THAT BRYON MACRON HAD CAUSED HIS OWN DEATH (SUICIDE), WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS CLAIM GIVEN THE FINDINGS OF THE CUYAHOGA COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINER, AS FOUND IN THE FINAL REPORT OF AUTOPSY. THE BLOGGER IS NOT QUITE SURE THAT PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D), WHO GOT ONE OF THOSE QUESTIONABLE ONLINE DEGREES, UNDERSTANDS THE MEANING OF "UNDETERMINED."

THAT, OF COURSE, WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF CENTNER(S) ILL-FATED ATTEMPT TO BLOW SMOKE UP THE COLLECTIVE ASS OF THE PUBLIC. IT DIDN'T WORK THEN, AND LESS SO NOW.

DURING THE COURSE OF THE "PRESS CONFERENCE" CONFERENCE, CENTNER(D) MADE THE CLAIM THAT MR. MACRON WAS INVOLVED IN SOME ACTIVITY THAT HIS FAMILY KNEW NOTING ABOUT.

SO, CENTNER(D) STOOD BEFORE GOD AND THE PUBLIC AND ALLEGED THAT BRYON MACRON LIVED A "SECRET LIFE." NOW THAT, THE BLOGGER THOUGHT, WAS QUITE A BOLD CLAIM.

AFTER HEARING THAT CLAIM, THE BLOGGER WAS PUZZLED BECAUSE, UP TO THAT TIME, HE HAD SEE NO EVIDENCE OF ANY"SECRET LIFE." THE BLOGGER DECIDED TO DIG INTO THAT CLAIM TO SEE WHETHER CENTNER(D)'S CLAIM HELD ANY MERIT WHATSOEVER.

GIVEN THAT PINOCCHIO CENTNER(D HAD PROVED HIMSELF TO BE A SHAMELESS LIAR, THE BLOGGER HIGHLY DOUBTED THE CREDIBILITY OF CENTNER(S) CLAIM.

THE BLOGGER DUG IN TO  A VAST SERIES OF RECORDS OBTAINED FROM VARIOUS SOURCES AND, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, THE BLOGGER UNCOVERED A LOT OF INFORMATION ABOUT BRYON MACRON'S SECRET LIFE!!!

THE BLOGGER WAS ASTOUNDED AT WHAT HE FOUND AND WAS AMAZED BRYON WAS ABLE TO CONCEAL THIS ACTIVITY, RELATED TO HIS "SECRET LIFE," FROM HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

THIS INFORMATION TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL BLOCKBUSTER.

THE BLOGGER HAS GONE ON FAR TOO LONG AT THIS POINT. IN THE POST TOMORROW,  THE BLOGGER INTENDS TO REVEAL THE SALACIOUS DETAILS OF BRYON'S "SECRET LIFE." READERS WILL BE SHOCKED TO LEARN WHAT BRYON MACRON HAD CONCEALED FROM HIS FAMILY FOR SO LONG.

STAY TUNED FOR THE BIG REVEAL.