Now that the Thanksgiving Holiday is but one day away, most families are preparing to sit down to the tradition Thanksgiving Dinner of turkey, with all of the related epicurean delights.
Such, however, is not the case at the household of LAPDOG MEDINA COUNTY JUDGE CHRISTOPHER COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE. LAPDOG COLLIER has decided to forgo the usual holiday tradition this year.
LAPDOG COLLIER WILL TREATING HIMSELF TO A HOLIDAY MEAL OF BOLOGNA LOAF THIS THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY.
While most of us are prepared to give thanks for all of the blessings that we have received this year, LAPDOG COLLIER is giving thanks:
1) That he received a lifetime political appointment to the Medina County Bench, compliments of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN and the Medina County Dems.
2) That he has never had to face a Democrat opponent in a General Election, since his political appointment to the Medina County court, all compliments of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN and the Medina County Dems.
3) That he doesn't really have to know the law or the Rules of Evidence, since he just has to do as he's told by CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN and his criminal assistants.
4) That he doesn't have to ponder whether he is is imposing a fair and just sentence to every defendant that he railroads, but he just imposes whatever sentence mandated to him by CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN and his criminal assistants.
5) That he doesn't have to worry about violating the Constitution of the United States, the Constitution of the State of Ohio, or the Rules of Evidence, since he can't understand all of that legalese anyway.
6) That he doesn't have to really worry about being reversed and overturned by the Ninth District Court of Appeals because all he has to do is TAMPER WITH, ALTER, AND AMEND TRIAL TRANSCRIPTS TO CHANGE THE RECORD AND ELIMINATE APPELLATE ISSUES AND HIS PROFUSE DELIBERATE "ERRORS" FROM THE RECORD.
7) That he has a court reporter under contract who is willing to sacrifice and semblance of integrity and permit LAPDOG COLLIER TO TAMPER WITH, ALTER, AND AMEND TRIAL TRANSCRIPTS TO CHANGE THE RECORD AND ELIMINATE APPELLATE ISSUES AND HIS PROFUSE DELIBERATE "ERRORS" FROM THE RECORD.
8) MOST OF ALL, HOWEVER, LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, IS PARTICULARLY THANKFUL THAT HE'S NOT YET BEEN INDICTED BY THE FEDERAL GRAND JURY FOR HIS CRIMES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO TAMPERING WITH, ALTERING, AND AMENDING THE "OFFICIAL" TRIAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE CASE BEING PROFILED AT THIS BLOG.
Now, you may ask, how does Bologna Loaf figure into LAPDOG COLLIER'S holiday repast?
The answer to that question is rally quite simple.
LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, KNOWS FULL WELL THAT HE HAS VIOLATED THE LAW UNDER THE COLOR OF LAW. FURTHER, LAPDOG COLLIER KNOWS FULL WELL THAT HE HAS BEEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED TAMPERING WITH THE TRIAL TRANSCRIPT!
LAPDOG COLLIER ALSO KNOWS FULL WELL THAT IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL HE WILL BE INDICTED BY A FEDERAL GRAND JURY FOR HIS CRIMES, TRIED, AND CONVICTED IN UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT.
ONCE SAFELY BEHIND PRISON WALLS, LAPDOG COLLIER WILL BE TREATED TO BOLOGNA LOAF FOR THANKSGIVING DINNERS IN THE FUTURE, COMPLIMENTS OF THE U.S. BUREAU OF PRISONS.
LAPDOG COLLIER IS HAVING BOLOGNA LOAF FOR DINNER THIS YEAR IN ANTICIPATION OF THE INVOLUNTARY THANKSGIVING DINNERS HE WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO IN FUTURE YEARS, AT TAXPAYERS' EXPENSE!
MUCH MORE TO COME ....
Such, however, is not the case at the household of LAPDOG MEDINA COUNTY JUDGE CHRISTOPHER COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE. LAPDOG COLLIER has decided to forgo the usual holiday tradition this year.
LAPDOG COLLIER WILL TREATING HIMSELF TO A HOLIDAY MEAL OF BOLOGNA LOAF THIS THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY.
While most of us are prepared to give thanks for all of the blessings that we have received this year, LAPDOG COLLIER is giving thanks:
1) That he received a lifetime political appointment to the Medina County Bench, compliments of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN and the Medina County Dems.
2) That he has never had to face a Democrat opponent in a General Election, since his political appointment to the Medina County court, all compliments of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN and the Medina County Dems.
3) That he doesn't really have to know the law or the Rules of Evidence, since he just has to do as he's told by CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN and his criminal assistants.
4) That he doesn't have to ponder whether he is is imposing a fair and just sentence to every defendant that he railroads, but he just imposes whatever sentence mandated to him by CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOLMAN and his criminal assistants.
5) That he doesn't have to worry about violating the Constitution of the United States, the Constitution of the State of Ohio, or the Rules of Evidence, since he can't understand all of that legalese anyway.
6) That he doesn't have to really worry about being reversed and overturned by the Ninth District Court of Appeals because all he has to do is TAMPER WITH, ALTER, AND AMEND TRIAL TRANSCRIPTS TO CHANGE THE RECORD AND ELIMINATE APPELLATE ISSUES AND HIS PROFUSE DELIBERATE "ERRORS" FROM THE RECORD.
7) That he has a court reporter under contract who is willing to sacrifice and semblance of integrity and permit LAPDOG COLLIER TO TAMPER WITH, ALTER, AND AMEND TRIAL TRANSCRIPTS TO CHANGE THE RECORD AND ELIMINATE APPELLATE ISSUES AND HIS PROFUSE DELIBERATE "ERRORS" FROM THE RECORD.
8) MOST OF ALL, HOWEVER, LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, IS PARTICULARLY THANKFUL THAT HE'S NOT YET BEEN INDICTED BY THE FEDERAL GRAND JURY FOR HIS CRIMES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO TAMPERING WITH, ALTERING, AND AMENDING THE "OFFICIAL" TRIAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE CASE BEING PROFILED AT THIS BLOG.
Now, you may ask, how does Bologna Loaf figure into LAPDOG COLLIER'S holiday repast?
The answer to that question is rally quite simple.
LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, KNOWS FULL WELL THAT HE HAS VIOLATED THE LAW UNDER THE COLOR OF LAW. FURTHER, LAPDOG COLLIER KNOWS FULL WELL THAT HE HAS BEEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED TAMPERING WITH THE TRIAL TRANSCRIPT!
LAPDOG COLLIER ALSO KNOWS FULL WELL THAT IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL HE WILL BE INDICTED BY A FEDERAL GRAND JURY FOR HIS CRIMES, TRIED, AND CONVICTED IN UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT.
ONCE SAFELY BEHIND PRISON WALLS, LAPDOG COLLIER WILL BE TREATED TO BOLOGNA LOAF FOR THANKSGIVING DINNERS IN THE FUTURE, COMPLIMENTS OF THE U.S. BUREAU OF PRISONS.
LAPDOG COLLIER IS HAVING BOLOGNA LOAF FOR DINNER THIS YEAR IN ANTICIPATION OF THE INVOLUNTARY THANKSGIVING DINNERS HE WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO IN FUTURE YEARS, AT TAXPAYERS' EXPENSE!
MUCH MORE TO COME ....
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