A Golden Opportunity has just arisen for LAPDOG COLLIER, the village idiot and town whore.
This blog has just received an unsolicited email from America Idol, compliments of Scott Sleazbury no doubt, announcing that it will be accepting online auditions.
That announcement opens an array of opportunities to LAPDOG COLLIER.
Just imagine LAPDOG COLLIER perched on his throne, bedecked in his flowing black robes, his skull spit-shined to brilliant glistening perfection.
Then imagine CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN seated across the courtroom, holding in his hand his latest list of orders and commands for LAPDOG.
Then, with a glint of gratitude in his eyes for the lifetime appointment to the Medina County bench that HOEMAN and the Medina County Dems have awarded him for his faithful service to HOEMAN, LAPDOG COLLIER croons that oldie, but goodie, "I'M YOUR PUPPET."
This would certainly be a sure-fire winner for LAPDOG, which he would most assuredly sing straight from the heart.
MUCH MORE TO COME ....
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