Saturday, December 8, 2012

A GIFT FOR LAPDOG COLLIER THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

Now that we are beyond the Thanksgiving Holiday, it is now time to look forward to Christmas.  The blogger has paused to give some thought to just what a CORRUPT JUDGE LIKE LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE might want for a Christmas gift.

It is rather difficult to anticipate just what might please a CORRUPT JUDGE LIKE LAPDOG COLLIER, given the fact that LAPDOG has been granted a lifetime appointment to the Medina County Bench, compliments of CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN and the Medina County Dems.

After no small amount of considered thought, the blogger has arrived at the perfect gift suggestion for the CORRUPT JUDGE WHO NEVER HAS TO FACE AN HONEST ELECTION: DRAGON SOFTWARE!!!

Perhaps readers have seen the television commercials for DRAGON SOFTWAREAccording to the commercials, the user need only dictate and the computer types the dictation.  What a wonderful, time saving gift for a CORRUPT JUDGE LIKE LAPDOG COLLIER.

Consider, for a moment, that it took LAPDOG COLLIER a full 13 months to read, review, contemplate, edit, tamper with, and materially alter the "official" transcripts of the case being profiled at this blog.
Then, after LAPDOG COLLIER finished tampering with, deleting, and changing the testimony of the State's witnesses, and completely removing his own imprudent remarks from the "official" transcript, LAPDOG was required to send the ALTERED TRANSCRIPT back to MEDINA COURT REPORTER DONNA GARRITY, who then had to make all the changes, alterations, and deletions to the "official" transcript, mandated by LAPDOG COLLIER.

With DRAGON SOFTWARE, however, the quality of life for LAPDOG COLLIER should improve dramatically.  No more slaving over transcript he wishes to tamper with and materially alter, for months on end.  IN NO MORE THAN A WEEK OR TWO, LAPDOG COLLIER WILL BE ABLE TO TAMPER WITH AND MATERIALLY ALTER THE COMPLETE "OFFICIAL" TRANSCRIPT. INCLUDING ALL PRE AND POST TRIAL HEARINGS, JUST LIKE HE DID IN THE CASE BEING PROFILED AT THIS BLOG.

THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THE FUTURE WILL BE LOOKING MUCH BRIGHTER FOR LAPDOG COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, WITH DRAGON SOFTWARE IN LAPDOG'S CHRISTMAS HOSIERY.

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