CLOSING IN ON THE REAL IDENTITY OF PUBLIUS

As shown in the previous post at this blog, the only piece of missing information is the birthday of the individual at the Medina County Courthouse, Mosque, and Railroad who was born in mid to late November.

How does one go about determining the birth dates of a limited number of suspects in this matter over at the Medina County Courthouse, Mosque, and Railroad Station?

The answer is really quite simple: traffic citations.  Nearly everyone has gotten them.  It's a proven mechanism for the politicians to suck even more money from the citizenry.

It's time to look at traffic citations to see just who may have a birthday in mid to late November.

SUSPECT #1

Medina Ass Prosecutor SCOTT SALISBURY. also known as SCOTT SLEAZEBURY, is at the top of the list.  He is obnoxious and clearly a bully who gets real mouthy with defendants in the courtroom, as long as they are handcuffed and shackled.  He also berates family members of defendants, using copious amounts of profanity.  Moreover, he is a proven LIAR.  He is the best bet.

Let's examine one of SALISBURY'S traffic citations, shown below:

NOPE!  SALISBURY'S birthday is on May 1, 1963. That eliminates SALISBURY as a suspect in the matter of PUBLIUS.

SUSPECT #2

Medina Ass Prosecutor MUSTAFAH FAOUQUOD RAZAVI, also known as MUSTAFAH RAZAVI, is also an obnoxious lad with bad hair plugs.  RAZAVI likes to think of himself as a bully in the manner of SALISBURY.  Actually, RAZAVI is just a little guy with a big mouth.

Let's now examine one of RAZAVI'S traffic citations:

NO DICE!  RAZAVI was born on August 24, 1971. That eliminates RAZAVI as a suspect in the matter of PUBLIUS.

The field of suspects is certainly narrowing.

COULD IT BE THAT LAPDOG COLLIER, AN ILLEGITIMATE JUDGE THOUGH HE MAY BE, IS THE SCUMBAG MEDINA ATTORNEY, WITH THE CHARACTER OF A BLOWFLY MAGGOT, POSING AS PUBLIUS?

WE ARE ALL ABOUT TO FIND OUT!