LOCAL WEASEL ATTORNEY PUBLIUS TAKES TIME OUT FROM CHASING AMBULANCES AND STEALING GOLD TEETH FROM CORPSES AT THE LOCAL FUNERAL PARLOR TO MAKE SOME CRUCIAL ADMISSIONS

As noted in the title to this post, local low-life attorney PUBLIUS has taken time out from his usual and customary daily activities to send yet another missive to the blog, making some crucial admissions.

PUBLIUS sent a rambling reply to the blog, portions of which are excerpted here, since there is no need to subject the reader to much of PUBLIUS' babble:

Steve Martinez-johnson <shutuppaul@yahoo.com>	1/2/11
to me

Well, ding ding ding,

We have a winner, yes most of the Publius posts are from my various sockpuppets. And leperchaun is spelled wrong because it is an old email I used for Myspace that I never checked, plus I spelled it phonetically.

You really think I am some deranged assistant prosecutor, what the hell is wrong with your mind, do you think I am flying my personal black helicopter around your house too?

If you really knew who I was, you would shit bricks.

There are several interesting points raised by PUBLIUS.  Firstly, low-life, low-rent, maggot PUBLIUS admits to sending his obnoxious emails to the blogger, hiding behind various aliases, including but not limited to PUBLIUS, LEPERCHAUN SAM, AND STEVE MARTINEZ JOHNSON, among others.

Based upon this admission, the blogger now believes that PUBLIUS HAS SENT MOST, IF NOT ALL, OF THE OBNOXIOUS, IGNORANT MESSAGES TO THIS BLOG, ATTEMPTING TO PRESSURE AND EXTORT THE BLOGGER TO SHUT DOWN THIS BLOG.

The blogger also takes note of the fact that PUBLIUS is intellectually challenged.   This MORON claims that he misspelled LEP-RE-CHAUN " "phonetically!  WOW!  PUBLIUS can obviously neither pronounce or spell the word!  PUBLIUS apparently thinks LE-PER-CHAUN is a real word!

PUBLIUS needs to spend more time delving through the pages of the current edition of SPELLING FOR DUMMIES.

Later in his rambling, and often unintelligible message to this blog, PUBLIUS describes Craigslist as "a dark corner of the Internet, which is known to be trolled by police looking for PROSTITION set ups and other scams of various natures."

PROSTITION???  The blogger has failed to locate the word "PROSTITION" in the Merriam-Webster dictionary.  Perhaps PUBLIUS means that police are looking for "prosthetics."

This is the same MORON who, in another message to this blog, referred to salad greens as "LETTICE."

Finally, it is obvious that PUBLIUS is a narcissist whose level of self-esteem is not matched by the level of his limited intellectual function.  PUBLIUS is living under the misplaced assumption that, if the blogger knew PUBLIUS' true identity, that information would have a profound impact on the blogger's bowel habits.

Quite candidly, the blogger has dealt with low-life, low-rent, third-rate attorneys throughout his entire working life.  PUBLIUS is sadly mistaken by operating under the misimpression that the blogger is or would be intimidated by one more low-rent, low-life, third-rate scumbag attorney with no more character than a maggot.

DEAR READERS, PLEASE EXCUSE THE BLOGGER AT PRESENT.  HE NEEDS TO VISIT THE RESTROOM IN ORDER TO TAKE A PUBLIUS !

READING ALONG PUBICus ?