DOES CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, "GODFATHER" OF THE MEDINA MOB, HAVE A BENEFITS PACKAGE FOR MOB MEMBERS?

AN INTERESTING QUESTION HAS ARISEN.  DOES CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOEMAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF THE MEDINA MOB, HAVE A BENEFITS PACKAGE FOR MEMBERS OF THE MOB?

CERTAINLY THIS ISSUE IS BOUND TO ARISE AS MEMBERS OF THE MEDINA MOB BEGIN TO GET INDICTED AND ARRESTED.  DOES DINO HOEMAN HAVE AN ESCROW ACCOUNT SET ASIDE TO POST BOND?

LEGAL REPRESENTATION FOR MEMBERS OF THE MEDINA MOB SHOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM SINCE MOST MEMBERS OF THE MOB ARE LOCAL JAGOFF LAWYERS AND MEMBERS OF THE MEDINA COUNTY BAR & PICKPOCKET ASSN.  THEY CAN REPRESENT EACH OTHER.

OF COURSE, MEMBERS OF THE MEDINA MOB CAN COUNT ON THE FACT THAT "GODFATHER" HOEMAN WON'T BE INDICTING ANY OF THEM.  HOEMAN HAS ALREADY DEMONSTRATED THAT, IN SPADES.

EVEN THEN, MEMBERS OF THE MOB CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON THIER BROTHER, ILLEGITIMATE "JUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, TO SUBVERT JUSTICE.  HE'S BEEN DOING THAT FOR YEARS ON BEHALF OF "GODFATHER" HOEMAN.

THEN AGAIN, "GODFATHER" HOEMAN CAN RELY UPON CUB REPORTER NICK BLUNT OF THE MEDINA GASSETTE TO PRINT EVERY UNTRUTH REGULARLY ROLLING OFF HOEMAN'S TONGUE, AS IF THOSE DELIBERATELY GROSS DECEPTIONS WERE THE GOSPEL TRUTH.  (REMEBER HOEMAN'S BULLSHIT STORY ABOUT THE BODY OF A DECEASED 3-YEAR OLD GIRL WHO, HOEMAN CLAIMED, WAS BURIED UNDER A PILE OF GARBAGE IN HER CRIB - ALL LATER PROVEN TO BE UNTRUE BY THE OFFICERS WHO RESPONDED TO THE SCENE?)

BUT WHAT ABOUT "GODFATHER" HOEMAN'S FOOT SOLDIERS, LIKE COURT REPORTER JENNIFER LOONEY (SPELLED L-U-N-N-E-Y), A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN IN THE EMPLOY OF DONNA GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE?  LOONEY HAS CERTIFIED NO FEWER THAN THREE MATERIALLY ALTERED TRANSCRIPTS AS TRUE AND CORRECT WHEN SHE WELL KNEW THEY WERE NOT!

TRUE ENOUGH,  IT IS LIKELY THAT LOONEY MAY HAVE RECEIVED A FEW BUCKS FROM HOEMAN UNDER THE TABLE FOR HER UNLAWFUL COOPERATION.

BUT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN JENNIFER LOONEY IS ARRESTED BY U.S. MARSHALS AND HAULED OFF TO FEDERAL COURT TO ANSWER FOR HER CRIMES?

WHO IS GOING TO POST LOONEY'S BOND.  OR WILL "GODFATHER" HOEMAN LET LOONEY JUST COOL HER HEELS FOR A FEW DAYS IN THE LAKE COUNTY JAIL?

AND WHAT ABOUT THE COSTS LOONEY IS GOING TO INCUR FOR LEGAL REPRESENTATION?  PERHAPS ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE MEDINA MOB WILL OFFER TO REPRESENT HER AT A DISCOUNTED RATE.  THEN AGAIN, MOST OF THEM MAY VERY WELL BE FACING THEIR OWN TROUBLES IN FEDERAL COURT.  YOU NEVER KNOW, BUT STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.

ONE THING IS CERTAIN, JENNIFER LOONEY IS GOING TO BE HARD UP AGAINST IT, RIGHT ALONG WITH "GODFATHER" HOEMAN AND "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER!