"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HIS MISTRESS ATTEND THEIR OWN HALLOWEEN "BALL"

ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND HIS COURT REPORTER, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY HAVE DECIDED TO CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN IN THEIR OWN SPECIAL WAY.

WHILE "WEASELPECKER'S" WIFE AND TEEN-AGED DAUGHTER PARTICIPATE IN THE USUAL & CUSTOMARY HALLOWEEN TRADITIONS, "WEASELPECKER" HAS DECIDED TO DUMP THE FAMILY (NOTHING NEW THERE) IN FAVOR OF A NIGHT OF DEBAUCHERY WITH HIS PARAMOUR, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.  ("WEASELPECKER" CLEARLY INTENDS TO HAVE IT HIS WAY ON HALLOWEEN!)

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND GARRITY INTEND TO HAVE THEIR OWN HALLOWEEN "BALL," LIMITED TO A SELECT FEW FRIENDS WHO ARE TOLERANT OF "WEASELPECKER'S" LONGSTANDING, SORDID SEXUAL AFFAIR WITH "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY.

WE HAVE BEEN GRANTED A SNEAK PEEK AT "WEASELPECKER'S" CHOICE OF MATCHING COSTUMES FOR HIS SPECIAL HALLOWEEN "BALL," DISPLAYED BELOW:

RUMOR HAS IT THAT CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN, THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME AND THE MEDINA MOB, IS PLANNING TO ATTEND, BUT REFUSES TO DON ONE OF THOSE FUNKY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, WHICH HE BELIEVES TO BE BENEATH HIS DIGNITY.

ACCORDINGLY, HOE-MAN WILL ATTEND THE "BALL" AS HIMSELF, DRESSED AS A DOUCHEBAG !

SINCE, AFTER ALL, THIS IS A CELEBRATION OF HALLOWEEN, "WEASELPECKER" WILL BE PASSING OUT TO HIS GUESTS UNLIMITED PACKAGES OF HIS FAVORITE FLAVORED BUBBLE GUM, SHOWN BELOW:

 

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER AND DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER'S" PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, ARE CERTAIN TO HAVE A REAL "BALL"ON HALLOWEEN!