ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER , THE "IMPREGINATOR," PREPARED TO THROW HIS SUPPORT BEHIND "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER

AS READERS WELL KNOW, THE VANITY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN OF SOON TO BE FORMER GOVERNOR JOHN KASICH HAS CRASHED AND BURNED, WHICH COMES AS NO SURPRISE TO MOST.

KASICH REALLY SCRAPED THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL WHEN HE SOUGHT AND RECEIVED THE ENDORSEMENT OF FORMER CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, OTHERWISE KNOWN TO LOCALS AS THE "IMPREGINATOR."

READERS MAY RECALL THAT THE "IMPREGINATOR" FATHERED A CHILD BY HIS DOMESTIC SERVANT.  A REAL CLASS GUY, JUST LIKE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

THE "IMPREGINATOR" IS NOW PREPARED TO ENDORSE ANOTHER LOSER, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, WHO HAS LOST HIS LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE MEDINA COUNTY BENCH.

IN FACT, THE "IMPREGINATOR" IS PREPARED TO PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPH ONE OF THOSE RACY NEGLIGES THAT "WEASELPECKER" HAS PURCHASED AT VICTORIA'S SECRET FOR DONNA GARRITY, HIS PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, MAIN SQUEEZE, AND "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS).

HERE IS THE BOTTOM LINE: A PHILANDERING "IMPREGINATOR" IS PREPARED TO THROW HIS SUPPORT BEHIND A PHILANDERING ILLEGITIMATE (BASTARD?) jUDGE, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

BIRDS OF THE FEATHER!!!