HAVE A BEER AND PISS ON "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER !

WE ARE NOW ABOUT THREE WEEKS FROM THE GENERAL ELECTION, MORE OR LESS. LOCAL REPUBLICRATS LIKE ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA "jUDGE WEASELPECKER COLLIER, THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND TOWN WHORE, AND CORRUPT MEDINA COUNTY PROSECUTOR DINO HOE-MAN (WITH EMPHASIS ON "HOE"), THE "GODFATHER" OF MEDINA ORGANIZED CRIME HAVE BEEN LYIN' AND DENYIN' TO MEDINA COUNTY VOTERS THROUGHOUT THE CAMPAIGN SEASON.

WITH ALL OF THE GRAFT AND CORRUPTION THAT GOES ALONG WITH MEDINA COUNTY PUBLIC OFFICE, THESE CROOKS HAVE A LOT AT STAKE.  THEY MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO GET REAL JOBS, FOR A CHANGE, AND WORK FOR A LIVING!

IN THE LATE HOURS OF THE CAMPAIGN, "WEASELPECKER COLLIER'S CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE, CHAIRED BY "WEASELPECKER'S" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE DONNA GARRITY HAVE COME UP WITH A DAZZLING CAMPAIGN SLOGAN, TRYING TO PERSUADE VOTERS TO CAST THEIR BALLOTS FOR THIS DOUCHEBAG OF THE LOWEST ORDER!

GARRITY CAME UP WITH "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S CAMPAIGN SLOGAN AFTER AN ALL-NIGHT "BRAIN-STORMING SESSION" WITH "WEASELPECKER"AT THE HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS IN STRONGSVILLE LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!

HERE'S "WEASELPECKER'S" NEW AND DAZZLING CAMPAIGN SLOGAN:

DON'T PISS ON ME WHEN YOU VOTE!

 PRETTY CATCHY, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT.

NOW, TO CARRY THE MESSAGE TO THE VOTERS, AND GOING ONE STEP FURTHER, GARRITY HAS DEVISED A SIMPLY BRILLIANT STRATEGY TO GET THE MESSAGE BEFORE ALL THE MALE VOTERS OF THE COUNTY.

GARRITY HAS HAD "WEASELPECKER'S" CAMPAIGN SLOGAN PRINTED UPON URINAL SCREENS, TO BE PLACED IN EVERY MEN'S URINAL IN THE COUNTY.  A PROTOTYPE IS SHOWN BELOW:

GARRITY HAS YET TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO IMPRINT "WEASELPECKER'S" CAMPAIGN SLOGAN ON FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS.  OH WELL, ROME WASN'T MADE IN A DAY!

AT THE END OF YOUR NEXT HARD DAY AT WORK, STOP AT YOUR FAVORITE LOCAL TAVERN, DRINK A BEER, AND PISS ON "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, A LOYAL MEMBER OF DINO HOE-MAN'S LOCAL CRIME SYNDICATE, THE MEDINA MOB !!!