MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD ENFORCES THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016, RAIDS EASTER EGG HUNT !!!

STRIKING ANOTHER BLOW FOR JUSTICE, WHILE PONDERING WHETHER OR NOT LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE TRUSTEE BRYON MACRON WAS ACTUALLY MURDERED. THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD, WHOSE MEMBERS ARE AFFECTIONATELY REFERRED TO BY THEIR PEERS AS THE "CHICKENSHITS", HAVE RAIDED AN EASTER EGG HUNT, ARRESTING NO FEWER THAN 14 HEINOUS CRIMINALS, RANGING IN AGE FROM 6 TO 9 YEARS FOR VIOLATIONS OF THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016.

ONE OF THE "CHICKENSHITS," OUTFITTED IN APPROPRIATE DISGUISE (SHOWN BELOW), PENETRATED THE EASTER EGG HUNT AT A LOCAL CHURCH, IN AN UNDERCOVER CAPACITY.  THE CHILDREN PARTICIPATING IN THE EASTER EGG HUNT HAD NO IDEA THAT ONE OF THE THE SHERIFF'S "CHICKENSHITS" WAS HARD AT WORK GATHERING INADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE, IN VIOLATION OF THE FOURTH AMENDMENT TO THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION,  AGAINST THEM.

UNDERCOVER SLEUTHING BY THE SHERIFF'S "CHICKENSHITS" TURNS OUT TO HAVE PAID BIG DIVIDENDS.  THE UNDERCOVER "CHICKENSHITS" QUICKLY SPIED ALL THOSE MULTI-COLORED EGGS DISCRETELY CONCEALED BENEATH TREES AND BUSHES - OBVIOUSLY LAID THERE BY OUTLAWED FREE RANGE CHICKENS.

THE "CHICKENSHITS" SWOOPED IN WHEN THEY RECEIVED A PRE-ARRANGED SIGNAL FROM ONE OF THE UNDERCOVER "CHICKENSHITS," A SIMULATED SQUAWK FROM A CHICKEN IN DISTRESS.

ONE-HALF OF THE "CHICKENSHITS" ROUNDED UP THE YOUTHFUL SCOFFLAWS WHILE THE REMAINING "CHICKENSHITS" ROUNDED UP THE "EVIDENCE," A TOTAL OF 32 MULTI-COLORED EGGS.

IN ADDITION TO CRIMINAL CHARGES OF UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF FREE RANGE CHICKEN EGGS, IN VIOLATION OF THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016, THE SUPERVISING "CHICKENSHIT" CHARGED TWO OF THESE YOUTHFUL OFFENDERS  WITH TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE WHEN THEY WERE SPIED EATING SOME OF THE OUTLAWED FREE RANGE CHICKEN EGGS.

FAMILIES OF THE ARRESTED JUVENILE OFFENDERS IMMEDIATELY ENGAGED THE SERVICES OF DEFENSE ATTORNEYS, WHO IMMEDIATELY LODGED COMPLAINTS WITH PHILANDERING CHICKENSHIT JUDGE "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, THE DESIGNATED CHICKENSHIT JUDGE OF THE CHICKENSHIT DIVISION OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTS.  DEFENSE ATTORNEYS COMPLAINED THAT THE SHERIFF'S CHICKENSHIT SQUAD LAUNCHED THE RAID WITHOUT A SEARCH WARRANT AND WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE.

"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, RELYING ON HIS PREVIOUS INANE RULING IN THE CASE OF THE INNOCENT MAN PROFILED AT THIS BLOG, DISMISSED THE COMPLAINTS OUT OF HAND WITH THE OBSERVATION, "IT'S WHAT THE "CHICKENSHITS" BELIEVED WHEN THEY GOT THERE," RATHER THAN THE OBSERVABLE AND SUPPORTABLE FACTS THAT WOULD PROVIDE AND SUPPORT A FINDING OF PROBABLE CAUSE BY A NEUTRAL AD DETACHED JUDICIAL OFFICER AS REQUIRED BY THE FOURTH AMENDMENT TO THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION.

AS "WEASELPECKER" WROTE IN ONE OF THE 400 OFFENSIVE MESSAGES HE SENT TO THIS BLOG, "THE CONSTITUTION IS NOT THE LAW OR RULES,  JUST GUIDELINES."

THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT DISAGREES WITH THIS IGNORANT DOUCHEBAG!