RECENT LATE BREAKING NEWS FROM COLUMBUS REVEALS THE GARY MOHR, THE DIRECTOR OF THE OHIO DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS ANNOUNCED A RECENT PROGRAM TO COMPENSATE OHIO COUNTIES IN THE AMOUNT OF $23.00 PER EACH INDIVIDUAL A COUNTY SENTENCES TO COMMUNITY CONTROL RATHER THAN SENTENCING AN INDIVIDUAL TO PRISON. THE INITIATIVE IS DESIGNED TO CUT THE COSTS OF MAINTAINING THE PRISON SYSTEM AND TO REDUCE THE NUMBER OF INMATES IN THE CUSTODY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS.
IN THE BLOGGER'S ESTIMATION, THIS IS A GOOD START, BUT THE INITIATIVE DOESN'T GO QUITE FAR ENOUGH. THE PREFERABLE CHANGE WOULD BE TO BILL EACH OHIO COUNTY FOR THE COSTS BORNE TO THE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS FOR EACH AND EVERY INMATE A COUNTY SHIPS OFF TO PRISON.
THAT SYSTEM WOULD SEE A DRASTIC REDUCTION OF IMPRISONMENT FOR ALL OF THE INDIVIDUALS CONVICTED IN CHICKENSHIT CASES IN THE MEDINA COUNTY "JUSTUS" SYSTEM THAT MORONS LIKE PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER DELIGHT IN SENDING TO PRISON AFTER DEPRIVING THEM OF THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS AND FAIR TRIALS.
SPEAKING OF CHICKENSHIT, THE RECENT INITIATIVE BY THE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS HAS SPURRED THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF (WHO LACKS THE CAPACITY TO FOLLOW FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW) TO APPLY TO THE OHIO DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS FOR REIMBURSEMENT OF THE COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH THE ENFORCEMENT OF RECENTLY ENACTED LEGISLATION, THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2106.
FOR READERS UNFAMILIAR WITH THE CHICKENSHIT ACT OF 2016, READERS MAY REFER TO A PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG CAPTIONED 2016 OHIO LEGISLATIVE HIGHLIGHTS: FREE RANGE CHICKENS BANNED! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2017/01/2016-ohio-legislative-highlights-free.html FOR COMPLETE INFORMATION.
SUBSEQUENT TO THE PASSAGE OF THE ACT, THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF HAS FORMED A NEW UNIT, THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT CHICKENSHIT SQUAD, AN ELITE GROUP OF PERSONNEL, KNOWN SIMPLY TO THEIR COMRADES AS THE "CHICKENSHITS."
THE SHERIFF'S "CHICKENSHITS" HAVE BEEN SCOURING THE HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS OF MEDINA COUNTY, KEEPING COUNTY RESIDENTS SAFE BY SCOOPING UP ALL OF THOSE FELONIOUS FREE RANGE CHICKENS AND GATHERING CHICKEN DROPPINGS AS EVIDENCE OF THE VIOLATIONS OF LAW BY FREE RANGE CHICKENS.
NOW ALL OF THAT EVIDENCE HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE FOR TESTING TO ASSURE THAT THE CHICKEN DROPPINGS ARE TRULY CHICKEN DROPPINGS, AS OPPOSED TO DROPPINGS FROM DUCKS OR GEESE OR OTHER BIRDS OF THE AIR.
THE SHERIFF'S "CHICKENSHIT SQUAD", EXERCISING FASTIDIOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL, NOT NORMALLY FOUND AT THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE, BAG AND TAG THE ALLEGED CHICKENSHIT AND DAILY TRANSPORT THE "EVIDENCE" TO THE BCI LABORATORY IN RICHFIELD, WITH LIGHTS FLASHING AND SIRENS WAILING.
MEMBERS OF THE "CHICKENSHIT SQUAD" TURN THE CHICKEN DROPPINGS OVER, HAND-TO-HAND, TO BCI AGENT RICHARD "DICK" WARNER WHO HAS BEEN REASSIGNED FROM TASTE-TESTING OLD RAPE KITS IN CUYAHOGA COUNTY TO TASTE-TESTING CHICKEN DROPPINGS GATHERED UP BY THE SHERIFF'S "CHICKENSHITS."
"DICK" WARNER HAS BECOME SO POPULAR WITH MEMBERS OF THE "CHICKENSHIT SQUAD" THAT THEY CONSIDER HIM TO BE JUST ANOTHER "CHICKENSHIT."
THE SHERIFF HAS INCURRED ADDITIONAL EXPENSE BY QUARANTINING THE SEIZED CHICKENS, HENS AND ROOSTERS, AT THE POPEYE'S CHICKEN RESTAURANT LOCATED IN WESTFIELD CENTER.
AS NOTED IN A PRIOR POST AT HIS BLOG, CITED ABOVE, PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS THE CHICKENSHIT JUDGE OF THE CHICKENSHIT DIVISION OF THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTS AND HANDLES EVEN MORE CHICKENSHIT CASES THAN HIS NORMAL CASE LOAD.
RECENTLY, HOWEVER, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS COME UNDER FIRE FOR SENTENCING HENS TO DEATH WHILE SPARING ROOSTERS THE SAME FATE, SENTENCING THEM TO PROBATION AND FOR ADOPTION BY INMATES AT THE MEDINA COUNTY JAIL. "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, IN HIS OWN DEFENSE, IS QUOTED AS SAYING, "THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME WITH DOGS. WHY NOT CHICKENS?"
"WEASELPECKER" FAILS TO GRASP THE GRAVITY OF THE CRITICISM. AS POINTED OUT IN A PRIOR POST AT THE BLOG, CAPTIONED "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SLIPS A LITTLE COCK TO HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) FOR VALENTINE'S DAY ! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2017/02/weaselpecker-collier-slips-little-cock.html ,
"WEASELPECKER" IS A CONFIRMED "ROOSTER (COCK) SUCKER" WITH A DEFINITE PREFERENCE FOR COCKS.
PETA (PEOPLE FOR ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS) HAS LODGED A FORMAL PROTEST AND ADOPTED THE POSITION THAT A CONFIRMED "ROOSTER (COCK) SUCKER" SHOULD BE BARRED FROM SENTENCING HENS TO EXECUTION AT POPEYE'S CHICKEN RESTAURANT!
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