"WEASELPECKER" COLLIER SLIPS A LITTLE COCK TO HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) FOR VALENTINE'S DAY !

NOTHING SHOWS THE DEPTH OF "LOVE" THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS FOR
DONNA GARRITY, HIS "OFFICIAL" COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS), CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE,  THAN A LITTLE COCK, PARTICULARLY ON A DAY LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY!

READERS MAY RECALL A PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG, REVEALING THAT, DURING THE COUNTY FAIR,  FAIR GOERS REPORTED OBSERVING GARRITY STROKING "WEASELPECKER'S" COCK WHILE HIDDEN AWAY IN A DARK CORNER OF ONE OF THE BARNS.  ULTIMATELY, COUNTY FAIR OFFICIALS INVESTIGATED AND, AS THEY APPROACHED THE SCENE, OFFICIALS OBSERVED "WEASELPECKER" CHOKING HIS CHICKEN!

OFFICIALS SEIZED "WEASELPECKER'S" CHICKEN, NAMED JOHNSON, AND TURNED HIS CHICKEN OVER TO THE ASPCA TO PREVENT FURTHER ANIMAL ABUSE.  SEE PRIOR POST AT THIS BLOG CAPTIONED FAIR GOERS AGHAST AT THE SIGHT OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER'S COURT REPORTER (WITH BENEFITS) STROKING "WEASELPECKER''S'" COCK AT THE MEDINA COUNTY FAIR !! EASILY FOUND  AT http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2016/08/fair-goers-aghast-at-sight-of.html 

DURING THE LUNCH HOUR OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION ON VALENTINE'S DAY, "WEASELPECKER" DID A SNEAKY EXIT FROM HIS CHAMBERS IN HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 AND WHEN THE COAST WAS CLEAR, "WEASELPECKER" MADE SECRETIVE ENTRY INTO GARRITY'S ADJACENT OFFICE, LOCKING THE DOOR BEHIND HIM SO AS TO NOT BE DISCOVERED.

AS GARRITY LOOKED UP FROM HER DESK, "WEASELPECKER" WHISPERED, "SURPRISE! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!  HOW ABOUT A BJ?"

GARRITY FLASHED "WEASELPECKER" A SMILE, GOT UP FROM HER DESK AND ASSUMED A KNEELING POSITION BEFORE "WEASELPECKER."  

AS GARRITY ASSUMED THE POSITION,  "WEASELPECKER" THREW OPEN HIS ROBES AND WHIPPED OUT HIS COCK,  A BABY ROOSTER WHOM HE HAD NAMED "BABY JOHNSON", OR "BJ" FOR SHORT, WHICH HE PRESENTED TO GARRITY AS A GIFT.

WHEN ASKED BY GARRITY WHAT HAD INSPIRED HIM TO THINK OF SUCH A GIFT, "WEASELPECKER" REPLIED, "I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SUCKER FOR ROOSTERS!"

BASED UPON THE FOREGOING, THERE IS A CONSENSUS THAT "WEASEL PECKER" COLLIER HAS
DEVELOPED A WELL-DESERVED REPUTATION AS A "ROOSTER (COCK) SUCKER!"