RECENT NEWS REPORTS FROM MEDIA, OUTSIDE OF MEDINA COUNTY, REPORT THAT THE BODY OF A MIDDLE-AGED MALE, LATER IDENTIFIED AS MISSING LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP BRYON MACRON, WAS LOCATED BY A KAYAKER PLYING THE WATERS OF CHIPPEWA LAKE.
THAT DISCOVERY CAME AS A COMPLETE SURPRISE TO MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES.
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT MR. MACRON'S BODY WOULD BE FOUND IN CHIPPEWA LAKE, WHERE HIS ABANDONED CAR WAS FOUND?
AFTER DETECTING SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE IN MR. MACRON'S LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP OFFICE, AND TRACES OF BLOOD, MR. MACRONS' ABANDONED SUV WAS FOUND ON DECEMBER 16, 2016, PARKED AT CHIPPEWA LAKE IN THE VILLAGE LAKESIDE PARKING LOT.
MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES CONVERGED ON THE SCENE AND WERE CONFOUNDED BY WHAT THEY ENCOUNTERED, AN APPARENT SECONDARY CRIME SCENE. MY, OH MY, WHAT TO DO?
ACCORDING TO MEDIA REPORTS, CHIPPEWA LAKE HAD BEEN ICED OVER, EXCEPT FOR AN OPENING IN THE ICE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE THAT HAD NOT YET FROZEN OVER.
NOW, THIS WAS A REAL PUZZLER FOR SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES!
LET US ALL THINK THIS THING THROUGH WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THESE DEFECTIVES HAD RECEIVED ADVANCED CRIME SCENE TRAINING AT THE SHERLOCK HOMES SCHOOL OF INVESTIGATION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "SHERLOCK HOLMES," THE FABLED DETECTIVE), A SUBSIDIARY OF THE KEYSTONE KOPS TRAINING ACADEMY, THE OFFICIAL TRAINING ACADEMY OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
LET'S EXAMINE WHAT THESE SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES KNEW, AND WHEN THEY KNEW IT.
FIRSTLY, THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE WAS CALLED TO THE LAFAYETTE TOWNSHIP HALL, FINDING THAT MR. MACRON'S OFFICE WAS IN DISARRAY AND APPARENTLY SHOWING SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE. MEDIA REPORTS SUGGEST TRACES OF BLOOD WERE FOUND IN MR. MACRON'S OFFICE.
NEXT, SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES RESPONDED TO CHIPPEWA VILLAGE AND "INVESTIGATED" MR. MACRON'S ABANDONED SUV PARKED IN A VILLAGE PARKING AREA ADJACENT TO THE FROZEN LAKE. DEFECTIVES REPORTEDLY FOUND TRACES OF BLOOD IN THE SUV, ALTHOUGH IT IS UNKNOWN WHERE IN THE VEHICLE BLOOD TRACES WERE FOUND.
WHO COULD HAVE IMAGINED OR SUSPECTED THAT MR. MACRON'S BODY WOULD BE FOUND IN THE LAKE WHERE HIS ABANDONED SUV WAS FOUND, PARTICULARLY CONSIDERING THERE WAS STILL OPEN WATER AT THE CENTER? DUH !!!
GIVEN THE FACT THAT THERE WAS OPEN WATER AT THE CENTER OF THE LAKE, SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES APPARENTLY DIDN'T THINK TO LOOK FOR FOOTPRINTS, DRAG MARKS, OR A BLOOD TRAIL FOR THAT MATTER, IN THE SNOW AND ACROSS THE ICE, LEADING TO THE OPEN WATER, WHICH WOULD LIKELY HAVE PRESENTED THEM WITH A CLUE AS TO WHAT MAY HAVE HAPPENED TO THE VICTIM. IN FACT, ANY SUCH OBSERVATIONS WOULD HAVE CONTRIBUTED MUCH TOWARD RECONSTRUCTING THE EVENT AND RESOLVING THE MATTER, AT LEAST FOR REAL POLICE.
CERTAINLY, THESE DEFECTIVES COULD HAVE CALLED IN THE DIVE TEAM BUT FOR THE FACT THAT, AT THE TIME OF THIS DISCOVERY, THE DIVE TEAM WAS BUSY DIVING INTO A COUPLE DOZEN DONUTS.
SADLY, THE FAMILY OF MR. MACRON HAS HAD TO SUFFER NEEDLESSLY FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME DESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS OF THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
FOLLOWING THE POSITIVE IDENTIFICATION OF MR. MACRON'S MORTAL REMAINS, SHERIFF'S DEFECTIVES MET FOR AN AFTER-ACTION REVIEW AND ANALYSIS AT DUNKIN DONUTS!
THIS WAS JUST ONE MORE TYPICAL FAILED "INVESTIGATION" BY THE MEDINA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE. PAR FOR THE COURSE!
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