"WEASELPECKER" GOES ALL IN FOR NEW HIGH TECH GADGETRY !

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG MAY VERY WELL RECALL THAT PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE MEDINA COUNTY "jUDGE WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS BEEN CREDITED WITH COMPLETING A "COURSE" ON TECHNOLOGY [NO READING REQUIRED].

IN RECOGNITION OF SITTING IN A CLASSROOM [EVEN WHEN ASLEEP] FOR 120 HOURS, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER WAS AWARDED A PLAQUE RECOGNIZING HIS ACCEPTANCE INTO AS(S)TAR(D) [Assholes Scheming To Alter Records].

ENTHUSED BY HIS INDUCTION AS AN AS(S)TAR(D) FELLOW, "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER HAS DECIDED TO GO ALL IN ON ALL OF THIS REVOLUTIONARY HIGH TECH GADGETRY, TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS.

BELOW READERS WILL FIND A PERMANENT RECORD OF "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER, USING ONE OF HIS MANY ASSUMED NAMES [ALAISES], ORDERING THE LATEST HIGH TECH GADGET FOR HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1 OVER AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL  & RAILROAD STATION.


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IT IS OBVIOUS THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER NEEDS A HAND!