Friday, March 31, 2017

PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY ! HAZMAT AND PARANORMAL TEAMS CALLED IN TO INVESTIGATE EVIDENCE OF PARANORMAL ACTIVITY AT THE MEDINA COUTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION !

THE MEDINA COUNTY EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY, MANAGED BY SOME UNQUALIFIED POLITICAL APPOINTEE WHO LIKELY KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT MANAGING AN EMERGENCY, HAS DECLARED A PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY.

IT SEEMS THAT CUSTODIAL STAFF AT THE MEDINA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, MOSQUE, BROTHEL & RAILROAD STATION HAVE ENCOUNTERED THE REEMERGENCE OF PECKER TRACKS IN THE CHAMBERS OF PHILANDERING, ILLEGITIMATE "jUDGE WEAELPECKER" COLLIER AFTR A LONG HIATUS OF SUCH SIGHTINGS.

REGULAR READERS OF THIS BLOG WILL RECALL THAT MORE THAN 2 YEARS AGO THE BLOGGER REPORTED THE EMERGENCE OF PECKER TRACKS ON "WEASELPECKER'S" DESK IN HIS CHAMBERS AT HIS KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.  READERS MAY REFRESH AT A PRIOR MARCH 2, 2015 POST AT THIS BLOG CAPTIONED

WILDLIFE OFFICERS ON HIGH ALERT ! easily found at http://medinacorruption.blogspot.com/2015/03/wildlife-officers-on-high-alert.html


MUCH WATER HAS GONE OVER THE DAM IN THE INTERVENING TWO YEARS, INCLUDING THE FACT THAT "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER REPLACED, TEMPORARILY AT LEAST, DONNA "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" GARRITY WITH HIS "OFFICIAL ASSISTANT COURT REPORTER.

MORE RECENTLY, HOWEVER, GARRITY, "WEASELPECKER'S" CONSORT, PARAMOUR, MISTRESS, AND MAIN SQUEEZE, HAS APPARENTLY "RESUMED" HER OFFICIAL DUTIES "UNDER" "WEASELPECKER" COLLIER.

COINCIDENTALLY, PECKER TRACKS HAVE MYSTERIOUSLY REAPPEARED IN "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS.

RECENTLY, CUSTODIAL STAFF ENCOUNTERED ANOTHER SERIES OF PECKER TRACKS ACROSS THE SURFACE OF "WEASELPECKER'S" DESK, ALONG WITH A QUANTITY OF AN UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE THAT HAD POOLED ON A DEFENSE BRIEF.  NO HARM DONE THERE AS FAR AS THE DEFENSE BRIEF IS CONCERNED. "WEASELPECKER" NEVER READS THEM ANYWAY, AS IF HE CAN READ AT ALL.

THE MANAGER OF BUILDING SERVICES WAS CALLED TO THE SCENE AND, AFTER A BRIEF INSPECTION, IMMEDIATELY CALLED IN HAZMAT AND PARANORMAL TEAMS TO INVESTIGATE, WHILE QUARANTINING KANGAROO COURTROOM #1.

AFTER COLLECTING SPECIMEN SAMPLES, THE PARANORMAL TEAM IDENTIFIED THE RECOVERED SUBSTANCE AS ECTOPLASM, A MYSTERIOUS SUBSTANCE SOMEHOW RELATED TO GHOSTLY APPARITIONS.

THE INTERVIEW OF A RENOWNED BRITISH PARANORMAL EXPERT, BELOW, EXPOUNDS THE MATTER OF ECTOPLASM.


ONE THING IS CERTAIN, "WEASELPECKER'S" CHAMBERS CAN BE REALLY SPOOKY . . . AND STICKY AS WELL!




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